Right. Thankyou everyone who has reviewed and such, but i have bad news.
I am not updating the story for a while after this... because internet has been disconnected at my house.
Then I'm going to Spain for a Spanish trip with school! YAY!
Saori: Lucky bitch.
Me: that' another thing... the figaments of my imagination are swearing too much.
Kyouya: I agree. But it is mostly Saori.
Me: Where the hell did you come from? O.o
Kyouya: well, i was initially thought up by bisco, but you broght me here.
Saori: smart arse.
Kyouya: you love me really :)
Me: Enough... that's just weird... (I know, I'm messed up today... but i just ate McDonalds, can you blame me for being scrambled?)
Kyouya: Yes, we can. Anyway, enjoy the story... if it's possible -.-
"Sa-Chan... what's up?"
I was still curled up on Honey's makeshift bed, and he'd come along to see if I was alright. He'd actually got me to lay my head in his lap and now he was fiddling with my hair. It was quite relaxing, but I was still very aware of the pain in my stomach.
"I've just got tummy ache Honey. I'll be fine." I mumbled, wishing the end of club would get closer faster.
"Oh Sa-Chan... It'll be okay." he gave me a hug and I felt a little better. I missed hugs, 'cos I always got them off of my mum when I was in a mood like this. She was always able to tell what was wrong.
Honey was called over to a table at the far end of the room. Tamaki and Kyouya were sat there with Mori, and the twins and Haruhi weren't too far away, so they could probably hear.
I had a feeling they wanted to know what was wrong with me, and my suspicions were confirmed when Tamaki leaped up from his seat shouting 'WE NEED A DOCTOR!'
He's an idiot.
The others shushed him, but I could tell he was still antsy about my stomach ache. Would he know I was PMS-ing? Would he be freaked out? Probably, he's just your average day fool to be honest.
I closed my eyes for a moment, then felt someone tap my arm. I opened one eye and saw Haruhi standing above me.
"I think I know what's wrong." she mumbled, being careful of any eavesdroppers.
"You do?" I replied, not particularly surprised. Haruhi was a girl after all.
"Yeah... are you on a period?" she asked again, a small grin on her face.
"Yep. Now could you go and tell them that so Tamaki doesn't think I'm about to die?"
She laughed a little, then walked away. I watched as she sat down with all the guys and told them I was on a period. A look of understanding came over Kyouya, Honey and Mori's faces, Tamaki looked slightly relieved to hear I wasn't about to drop dead, but still kind of worried... dunno why. Hikaru and Kaoru looked perplexed, then they came over to me.
"Hey Saori, are you okay?" they chimed. I looked at them.
"I'll be fine, just a period like Haruhi said."
"Riiiight... What's a period?" they asked. My eyes snapped wide open and I looked at them.
"W-what? You don't know what a period is?" I asked them in disbelief. They shook their heads no, and I spent the next few minutes telling them about the female human anatomy, and what periods were and roughly how long each would last... they looked completely grossed out, but at least they know now.
"You mean that girls bleed non stop for a week-" started Hikaru.
"But they don't die?!" Kaoru said, finishing off his twins sentence.
"Well... yeah. Basically."
"That's messed up! Girls are worse than monsters then if they're like that!" said the twins.
"No, we're not 'worse than monsters', we're just immortal, now shoo, go away."
I waved them off and laid down again. I noticed Hikaru flip me off, to which I just smirked.
* * *
"Right, all done. We can all go home now." I ignored Kyouya and turned over. I'd been lead down for the past forty five minutes, and was rather comfortable. Then I felt someone shaking my shoulder.
"Come on Saori, get up."
It was Kyouya. Damn it.
"Saori. I'm going to give you a ride home, save you from walking."
I turned over again and looked at him. He was crouched down beside the bed and had a vacant expression about him, but he was definitely waiting for me, because everyone else had gone home.
"Why are you being nice to me?"
he just smirked and pushed his glasses up.
"I've been around my sister when she's been on a period. Apart from being extremely moody and temperamental with other people, the woman PMS-ing isn't exactly having a nice time about it either. Now come on before I change my mind."
I moaned as I sat up, the pain was less than before but it still sucked.
"Come here..."
He pulled me to my feet put his bag over my shoulder then turned and told me to get on his back.
"W-what?" Oh. My. Goodness!
"Get on my back, I'll carry you out to the limo. It just seems less stupid than carrying you bridal style."
I was stunned, but the look in his eye clearly told me to do as I am told, so I clambered on and held tight.
It didn't seem to bother him having an extra eight stone on his back, he just got on with it.
It was really relaxing. Ever had a piggy back ride? It just chills you out. Plus, Kyouya was wearing this really nice aftershave thing, and that was just... really nice. I was really tired, anyone knows that when a girls on a period, they get moody, and because of the loss of blood and iron in the blood, they can get tired and pass out if it gets bad enough. I've never passed out, but I get cranky easily.
And for those reasons (plus his aftershave smelt really good...) I lay my head on his shoulder. He did kind of tense up but then relaxed after a moment, walking briskly towards the entrance.
Then he tensed again, and stopped dead in the middle of the hall. I heard something like mumbled voices from around the corner, and turned my head to that direction. I swear I saw a pink bow flick from sight. And then I heard a few girlish giggles.
"Oh crap" I muttered. Kyouya just shrugged and walked away, but I glanced back and saw Renge peeking out from the corner with a few other girls.
"Forget it. You don't need stress." he muttered, obviously not too pleased himself.
"I'm not dying Kyouya. But fancy the first time you're nice, something horrid happens to you... well, us."
"Just shut up and get in." he had put me down on my feet and had motioned for me to get in his limo before him. I climbed in and flopped against the soft leather, he sat next to me and grinned.
"We'll be at your grandparent house soon, I'll explain to your grandmother the... situation and you could go to bed."
"Kyouya... I can tell her myself. Honestly, you've been great help... you don't need to do any more."
I gave him what I hoped was a convincing smile, because in truth I felt so much pain and I just wanted a hug. And of course, as he is an Ootori... he saw right through me.
"Saori, I can tell from the way you wince every time you move, you are not alright."
I started to whine, but he just told me to hush up.
"It's not fair..." I mumbled, pouting.
"Shush and come one. We're here now."
We got out and sure enough we were outside my grandparents house. He took my hand and pulled me up the path, rapping on the door and waiting for someone to answer. Of course my grandma come to the door.
"Mrs Yasagawa, my name is Kyouya Ootori. I brought your granddaughter Saori home because she hasn't been well."
"Oh dear me;" grandma looked startled for a moment then ushered us in. "Come in, I'll make some tea and you can tell me a little more about your friend~" she winked at me, but I'm sure Kyouya saw because he smirked and pushed his glasses up.
"Well... sit down." I gestured to the couch, and he sat and looked around the room with mild interest.
"First time you been in a 'commoners' house?" I asked, emphasizing the word commoners with my fingers (quotation marks in the air... gotta love em). He just nodded slowly and looked around the room some more.
"It's... quaint." he said.
Grandma came back with the tea, and set it before us, fussing more over the rich boy than her upset granddaughter... and Kyouya just smiled politely and soaked it up.
It could take a while to get him out...
Crap it all.
