Dear people of fanfiction,

Sorry that it took such a long time to answer, but you had so many questions. There's some for Percy, Annabeth, Percy, Thalia, Nico, Percy, Jason, Leo, Percy, Artemis, Percy...wait, no GROVER? I'd just like to remind all of you that you can ask a questions to anyone. (Including Kings' of the Wild) Juniper and I are going strong, if any of you care.

*GROVER*

Dear Leo,

Do you have an evil laugh? If not, you should, they are totally fun to have.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH- *Cough cough*

-Denim Jeans

Dear dj,

I don't have one yet, but I'm working on it. I think it would look awesome with flames lighting up my hair, dont'cha think?

~LEO

Percy,

How close have you come to death? (ROFL!)

Love,

Sarah

Dear Sarah,

Thank you! A question that makes sense! And I have come very close; like that time in the Styx, or fighting Kronos-heck, I could've died hundreds of times on the rock climbing wall at camp. But my luck has held-sorta- am I'm hoping it'll stay that way.

PERCY

I have a question for annabeth how do you feel about all the pairings about Percy .

Sincerly,

Mg

Dear Mg,

I tend to overlook those stories. I trust Percy completely. (Of course, keeping my dagger out does help keep him in line...)

ANNABETH

Dear Leo,

1)What would you be a god of if you could?

2)Do you prank people a lot?

3)What would your reaction be if heaphaestus really wasn't your dad, and it was hermes?

your forever fan,heroesofolympus

Dear HoO,

1) That's a toughie, but I'd think I be good as the god of jokes, or god of awesomeness or something along those lines. (My dad's already the god of fire:(

2) Not really. I make hilarious jokes, but not planned out pranks. That's really more the Stolls doing.

3) I think I'd feel pretty pissed. Both of them lying to my face and all. But if that were true, where'd the fire powers come from?

~LEO

Dear Jason, Do you like Reyna, because I think you shold like Piper, she rocks!

From: INEEDMYSTARBUCKS

Dear ineedmystarbucks

...um, I'm not really sure. I know Piper's awesome, but now that I'm getting some of my memory back, well, Reyna and I were really close. And I don't want to be some jerk who just plays both of them, so I'm trying to just keep everyone on a friendship level right now. Which is hard, when I'm spending everyday with Piper...

-JASON

Dear Connor,

Do you have a girlfriend? I'm totally available!

From: iluvmusic

Dear iluvmusic,

Sounds good. You don't have a problem with dating a thief, do you?

ConnorS

Dear Percy,

There are a lot of stories of u having kids with annabeth. How do u feel about that? U know positron and Athena would kill u.

Annabeth, posiedon, Athena how do u feel about it

From: Percyslittlesister

Dear mylittlesister(apparently),

Well, I guess I was hoping it would happen someday-ONCE WE WERE AT LEAST 25! (Sorry, Athena gave me "the look". She says she given me the benefit of the doubt, and that if I mess it up...ugh, I can't even type it. My dad started laughing, and she glared at him too. Uh oh)

PERCY

I'm thinking on the same page as Percy. But not when we're 17, like in those stories. Do you think we want to bring a child into the world when we're barely surviving ourselves?

ANNABETH

Nico how do u feel about every author pairing u up with there OC

From: Percyslittlesister

Dear percyslittlesister,

I'm sorta ok with it. It's not the pairing up so much as how you do it. I mean, your character should at least act like me. But I'm not exactly objecting to go out with your made up daughter of Aphrodite.

NiCo

Dear Rachel

Would you date Octavian cause you both have the whole oracle thing going on?

GLN3

Dear GLN3

Ahh, no. Silly people of fanfiction, I still have to be a VIRGIN to be the oracle. And Octavian can't really see the future. That gag with the stuffed animals? Biggest load of baloney I've ever heard. I, on the other hand, have green smoke pouring out of my mouth. Way more of an oracle-y aspect, if you ask me.

RACHEL. E. DARE

dear,Conner/Travis,

...[annabeth cut out this part]... and my question is: would you prank the hepheatus cabin for me? Leo. ahhhh, kinda pissed me off. (He doesn't remember me, in kindergarden he put my hand in warm water at nap time.) also, who is the hottest girl in the camp? no aphrodite cabin too. also conner, you, nico and luke are on my hot list.

daughter of circe

Hey daughterofcirce,

(C) Sure, we've had a few Heapheastus pranks lined up for a while now-

(T) What do you mean, Connors on your hot list? I look just like him, you know.

(C) Ignore him. He knows I'm better looking than him. Anyway, we might just follow Leo around with a fire extinguisher, so whenever he tries to ingnite:BLAST

(T) As for the hottest girl...

(C) Drew's pretty fine, as are all her sisters. Tiffany from the Apollo cabin isn't bad either. And of course Travis here had his little crush on-

(T) DUDE, DON'T POST THAT! Er, um, he was lying. There's no girl.

Pransters out

Travis&Conner:p

DEAR, THALIA,

if you were alive and not a tree at the time, would you have sided with luke?

daughter of circe.

Dear daughter of circe,

No, I don't think I would've. Luke was corrupt by Kronos, and it wasn't him who was actually thinking that way. I know that I was close to joining him once, (that time with the ophiotaurus) but I didn't. I never would've.

~THALIA

dear percy,

what are yours and annabeths kids going to be named?(just bugging don't answer if you don't want.)

and does it bug you that maybe you and annabeth woun't get married or that you guys might meet some one else?

Daughter of circe

Dear dofc,

Umm, ok. I sort of liked the names Odie (as in Odysseus) and Daphne, and of course we have to have a Percy Jr.

And I suppose that every relationship feels that maybe one day they'll be with someone else, but I don't really worry about that; I just try to live in the moment

PERCY

Dear Artimis or Thalia,

Is it actually possible to leave the hunt? Or are you just turned into a jackalope?

-Liza

Dear Liza,

I do love making jackalopes, but I usually do that to untrustworthy boys or men. I don't think I would ever do that to one of my hunters, unless they broke their oath. She may be able to leave if she asked me correctly, but not just so she can run off with some boy who'll hurt her.

ARTEMIS-Goddess of the moon, the hunt, and young maidens

Dear Katie,

There are a whole lot of Tratie stories out there, but I've never noticed it in Riordan's books. Is that real?

-Liza

Dear Liza,

You're right. I've read through those books, and the only time Travis and I are mentioned together is when I was getting mad at him for putting those chocolate bunnies on my roof. (Which was really annoying, 'cause they all melted into the grass and killed the flowers!) I'm pretty sure Tratie is something made up by all you fanf writers. Sure he's good looking, and funny...I mean, completely annoying and a player and a jerk!

Yeah, Tratie is so not real.

-KATIE-

Dear Percy,

I really enjoy crossovers (because you aren't FanFiction obsessed: where you get put in another story like Harry Potter) but one of my friends doesn't. What do you think of the stories where you meet HP or someone else?

-Liza

Dear Liza,

I haven't read very many crossovers. When you're dyslexic, it takes a while to decipher it all. It takes even longer to reply to all these questions. Anyway, I think it would be kind of weird. It makes me feel less real, being put in a story with people like Harry Potter, who don't exist. Then again, how many people get that experience?

PERCY

To Percy: What do you think about the Chaos stories where Annabeth cheats on you? I know she never would, she`s too awesome. :)

From: Flame p1ckle

Dear flamep1ckle,

Darn right she's too awesome. I try to stay away from those stories-they didn't give me good thoughts when we were separated for 8 months. Still, I know she would never do that, I trust her.

PERCY

Dear Lady Artemis,

Hi I was wondering what you thought about all the stories of you and Percy getting together and stuff. And in your honest opinion, if Percy became a god, how good would he be and what domain(s) would he have? And Percy same set of questions.

Thank you two for your time.

Sincerely,

Louisville-Guitarist

PS- Lady Artemis please don't turn me into a jackalope, I just write Pertemis(You and Percy) stories for fun not to be taken seriously. I thought you would like "Olympian Karaoke"

Dear Louisville-Guitarist,

You foolish mortals, never will I break my vow as a virgin. As for Percy, he's shown himself to be more courageous, and caring to him friends, but I'm still not sure what that boy would be able to do as a god. And no, I don't think you have to worry about being transformed into a jackolope.

ARTEMIS-Goddess of the moon, the hunt, and young maidens

Thanks Artemis. I think that as a god, I'd just be my dad's lieutenant, because that's the position they already offered me. (And that would so prove to Triton that I'm his favourite son)

PERCY

Dear Percy and Annabeth,

Have either of you read the story "Nymphomania" and is any portion true between you two.

From:dyuttyt

Dear dyuttyt

Is that the story by To Wander? We, um, just finished reading it. NO THERE IS NOT ONE GRAIN OF TRUTH TO THAT! THAT WAS DISGUSTING! WHO DO YOU THINK I AM?

PERCY

And I am not so dense! And if Percy had done anything like that...By the gods I'd...Listen, I get that you guys want to know us and all, but no disgusting things, please.

Sincerely,

ANNABETH

Dear Leo, Piper, and Jason,

Anyone read the sole peo lemon, or the threesome one. Leo is any of that true ;). I rather like peo, so... LEAVE ROMAN! Leo you need more confidence. Everyone who is actually worthwhile will stay ...especially Piper in the back of cabin 10 ;).

Dyuttyt.

(J) Wait, are you telling me to leave?

(L) I didn't understand much of that, but the part I did understand is nasty! I don't like Piper! No threesomes here!

(P)Oh my gods, we definitely need Annabeth to screen these more.

Dear Percy or Annabeth,

Have you ever read Homestuck? I love it, and I wanted to see what you thought! It's where my username's from.

No love because I haven't met you,

Becquerel42

Dear Bec,

Sorry, we tried looking it up, but we don't know the author, and there wasn't even a "Homestuck" in the Percy Jackson section... And even if we did, Grover hasn't been very willing to read stories to us lately. It goes by much quicker when one of us can actually read, but he's upset that no one's asked him anything.

PERCY

Dear Rachel,

What do you think of the Percabeth stories that make you a villain? Like where annabeth is dating/wants to date Percy and you are co stanly stealing his attention and acting like... Yeah you get my drift. Sure I ship for percabeth but I think that you're really misunderstood.

StarrySea

Dear StarrySea,

I'll admit, it's kind of fun to be a villain sometimes. Of course, that wouldn't actually happen. I may have ESP, but I'm not evil, and I was never attracted to Percy. I only thought I was 'cause he opened the door to this life. So go ahead, and write your stories. I don't care very much, 'cause it's not true.

See you in the future!

RACHEL.

Dear Annabeth,

How long did you 'like like' percy before you finally got him to kiss you?

StarrySea

Dear StarrySea,

Oh! Well, I uh, I'm not 100% sure. I think that I always sort of 'liked' him, but then Luke was always in my mind to, so I wasn't sure. I think I really decided when we were in the Labrynth, and I thought he died...probably. Love is complicated.

Sincerely,

ANNABETH

Dear Artemis,

You have a cadre of children here on FF. Could you please tell me when you decided to drop the whole eternal maiden thing? Considering how many of the little "forbidden children" there are...

StarrySea

Dear StarrySea,

What is it about "eternal maiden" that you mortals do not comprehend?

ARTEMIS-Goddess of the moon, the hunt, and young maidens

Leo-will you marry me? (dont wrry, im a girl) JK. I was actually going to ask if you accidentally started any fires at the foster homes you went to. And do you frequently spontaneously combust while working on the Argo II?

From:bradie

Dear bradie,

Actually, after the machine shop fire, I tried my best not to use my powers, so no, there weren't any "mishaps" at the foster homes. But on the Argo II, there may have been a spark here or there...but I had it under control! Jason totally freaked when the sails caught light, and now he insists on keeping a bucket of water on every deck. Can you believe that?

~LEO

PERCY-What do you think about all of the new campers? OH! And who do you like better: Hazel or Frank? But DO you think Thalico could work?

love, bradie

Dear bradie,

The new campers seem pretty cool, or at least most of them do. Now that we're getting so many, I haven't really met them all. As for Thalico, well, I'd pay money to see that! Just watching as Nico tries to pull a move without getting his eyebrows scorched off would be priceless.

But are you really asking me to choose between my friends? I'm sorry, but I can't. I like them both equally.

PERCY

Dear Nico,

I have an awesome idea. Ok so you get captured (check), then it slips out to a girl you like (may or may not be a lightning wielding daughter of zeus), you both get captured, you get saved, you save the world, you wait a day, you ask her out. So what do you think?

Green Day, Death to Barney, and Chedder Cheese

Fanfic51

Dear fanfic51,

Ok, so is this a story? About me getting a girl? I save the world, but it's all focused around her? Ahh, ok then. You can write that story, by all means, but my life is a little more screwed up than that. It probably won't go according to your plan. Sorry.

NiCo

(Do you really think she'd try to save me?)

Dear Thalia,

Let's say Luke never joined Kronos. Would you be in the Hunters right now?

Sincerely,

Daughter of Athena and daughter of Apollo

Dear Dof A&A,

I'm not sure, because the whole reason I was offered to join the hunters is because of that quest to save Annabeth, who was kidnapped by Luke because he joined Kronos. But if you mean the lovey-dovey sense, I'm still not certain. I loved him, but I think more like a brother. But anything could happen.

~THALIA

Dear Clarisse,

How many magic spears have you broken? And how is it with you and Chris?

Sincerely,

Daughter of Athena and daughter of Apollo

Dear daughter of athna&apollo,

I have not broken any spears. That was Prissy, and he only broke my first one, the little runt. And how do you know about me and Chris?

CLARISSE- (That's my spear, btw)

Dear Percy,

You know, the other day I saw a story about you and HADES. It grossed me out, what do you think?

Sincerely,

Daughter of Athena and daughter of Apollo

Dear daughter of A&A,

Wait wait wait. Of me and Hades, like, together? Gods, you guys are endless! What is with all those slashers? Like, Holy Hera, get a hold of yourself. I'm glad to hear that it grossed you out, though. At least someone's on my side.

Sincerly,

PERCY

Dear Percy,

What did you think of Luke before he joined the Titans?

Sincerely,

Daughter of Athena and daughter of Apollo

Dear daughter of A&A,

I thought Luke was pretty cool. I mean, he was my friend, and 'cause I lived in his cabin for a bit, sort of like an older brother. He even stole some toiletries for me, which I thought was pretty nice.

PERCY

Dear Artemis,

Have you ever seen the story, 'Broken Bow by Xed Alpha'? It's a very realistic story of how you might have a child... the confusing part is you don't fall in love and you remain a virgin.

Sincerely,

Daughter of Athena and daughter of Apollo

*Sorry, but due to the amount of questions about it, Artemis refuses to answer anything about her having children. She's touchy about that type of thing.

Sincerely,

ANNABETH

Dear katie,

Are you really dating travis? (honestly, i love you guys)

~Cheeselover1234 (you formaly know me as cheese)

Dear Cheese,

Like I said before, "Tratie" was made up by you FF people. There's nothing going on between us!

-KATIE-

Dear Annabeth,

You are my favorite book charecter in the history of books! Im a lot like you to..cute, witty, smart, But BOY, am i jelous of your hair. oh, wait this isnt a qustion...uh...um...AH! What do think of taylor swift? (some people say you look like her, and she's my favorite singer) Just wondern',

~Cheese a.k.a. Cheeselover1234

Dear Cheese,

Thank you so much for your compliments! I like Taylor Swift too. She's not my absolute favourite singer, but I like a lot of her songs.

Sincerely,

ANNABETH

Dear Percy,

lol!so true people just love your love life!okay so my question is:when you go on a quest do you think of how many times you may die?

~the girl you never knew~

Dear thegirlineverknew,

Well, when I'm fighting for my life, I try not to think of dying, but when I look back on all of it, I realize how close I came, time after time. I would right you a list, but this chapter seems long enough.

PERCY

Dear Travis&Conner,

How do you feel about tratie and conner/katie?And Travis are you jealous of the conner/katie fics?

Peace!Destruction&Joker!

Bai!Bai!

~the girl you neveer knew~

(C)Thank you thegirlweneverknew for that interesting question. So Travis, what do you think of it?

(T) I uh, I think it's ridiculous. You guys have crazy imaginations...

(C) and do the stories with Katie and I make you jelous?

(T) Of course not! W-why would you think such a thing? They don't bug me. Its fine. Really.

(C) So there you have it. Travis isn't interested. I actually think Katie's kind of hot, with her long hair and the way she-

(T) -Well, thanks for the question! That'll be all.

So long,

Travis&Connor:P