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Is it me, or has everything been all tense between people since we got back?

I obviously missed something.

I mean, on the way back from Kyouya's (other) mansion, he and Mori were all quiet. It wasn't out of the ordinary, as usually they are quite... but this was a weird kind of quiet. Mori was again on my left, and Kyouya on my right... and they were sat upright and looked stern all the way back home.

I fell asleep at some point, and I ended up waking up with my head resting on Mori's side, his arm resting over me probably so I wouldn't slip. I did, however, glance over at Kyouya when I woke up, and he looked more than slightly annoyed.

It was kinda weird... from where I stood, I couldn't see that anything had gone wrong with them two, maybe it was a boy thing? Who knew?

All I knew was that it was making things awkward in club, and seeing as kids from other posh snot school were here on an arts and cultural thing, they should be behaving like gentlemen. We're all in the club room by the way... all except Haruhi (which Tamaki had noticed).

"Men;" he stated, but saw my raised eyebrow "and Saori. Where is Haruhi?"

He started fretting, and was questioning the others as to who had seen her last and where she was... and while he was doing that, I was getting my costume ready. We were doing a knights thing, and I had to dress up as the maiden in the thing... yeah, I don't get it either...

So when I was done changing into my dress, and I walked out, the others took the hint and went to change into their armour.

They all looked pretty good, Tamaki stood at the back in a massive shiney red and silver outfit, and we all posed about him either standing or sitting on the sofa.

"I'm going to have to add to her debt of she carries on being late..." I heard Kyouya mutter. I couldn't help but giggle as I took my place on one side of the sofa, opposite him

We waited, and then as the doors were opened and we said our welcome, I saw two girls that were obviously not from our school... their girls uniform was way nicer.

However, they didn't look amused.

Especially when Tamaki tried to flirt with them.

"Well, well, well, I see you ladies are from another school. I hope we haven't startled you. We love first time guests~" He smiled warmly at them, but they continued to glare. "I'm glad you've come princesses, my darlings, even if the world were to be destroyed, I would put my life on the line as your faithful knight and servant. I will protect you."

He bowed before them, but the taller one (she had long cream coloured hair and wide gray eyes) put him down.

"My, do you really think you'd be able to protect us? That's awfully arrogant of you, wouldn't you agree? You think.... that's what a woman wants to hear? Well you're wrong."

The smaller girl, with short brown hair and large brown eyes smiled at her friend.

"Come on, give him a break sister Suzuran. Men are just lowly lifeforms who don't care about anything other than perpetuating their testosterone laden image. By protecting us, he's actually attempting to disguise the fact that he is weak and unable of even protecting himself."

"Ouch... burn." I whispered.

"You're such a clever girl Hinagiku."

I was bored of these girls. They used very big words that I just didn't need to hear and interpret into modern day slang whist wearing a corset.

I got up from my seat and walked away to change, then I went into the mini kitchen we have on the side, and got out some ice cream from the freezer.

Walking back, I saw Tamaki curled up on the floor whimpering and another girl had joined us all, but she was holding Haruhi captive. Then I felt the ice cream being pried out of my hand and I looked to see Kyouya pointing at Tamaki. I got it, they wanted to cheer him up.

"Fine, but I want more." I muttered. Then I decided to rescue Haruhi (they were rubbing their faces on her arms and legs. That's just wrong.) As the girls got up and towered over the others, I walked towards Haruhi.

"You okay?" I whispered to her, to which she nodded and gave me her hand as I helped her up. Then I turned to the other girls, one of which was insulting the guys.

"You guys are just a bunch of weak little punks with no sense between you."

Kyouya pushed up his glasses, probably slightly offended.

"Those uniforms. I assume you ladies are from the Lobelia Girls Academy?"

"That's correct." said the tallest.

Then they did a weird singing, dancing, switching costumes thing while they introduced themselves.

Then in an instant, they were in another costume, a large one with feathers and sequins everywhere, and a bright light flashing behind them read 'Zuka Club'.

I couldn't hold it in, and just snickered. It was all like some cheesy anime. I mean, all the lights and costumes... it was stupid.

The guys were stood in silence, all of them displaying shock on their faces (even Kyouya, who readjusted his glasses because they nearly fell off) and staring at the girls of the Zuka Club.

Then the twins started laughing hysterically, and nearly wet themselves after a while of laughing at the name of their club and their costumes... I giggled too, but quietly and to myself.

Then the ground shook.

And Renge came up on a podium, laughing like the psycho fool she is.

"I wouldn't underestimate the Zuka club~ I may not know much about instant coffee but I'm fascinated with girl schools."

She took a sip of the coffee she had, nearly barfed and then brushed it off with a sparkle in her eyes.

"Saint Lobelia Academy~ It is truely a woman's world there. The Zuka club is a group of strong young maidens who consider women to be superior in every way. The club prides itself on it's thirty year history, it's a society of maidens, by maidens, for maidens!"

I yawned... they sounded boring.

"Zuka club activities include: maiden tea parties, the maiden debate form, and most importantly, Musical reviews performed by the societies top members."

Kyouya had taken the last of his armour off, and was rubbing the back of his neck.

"You sure have a fast wealth of knowledge Renge."

She smiled and closed her eyes while he turned to her. Then she started gushing something but I lost interest and went to tuck Tamaki in. Yes, he was in bed, but only because he'd collapsed... he needed to recover from shock. I felt a tap on my shoulder, turning around I saw Renge. She thrust another of her pervy magazines in my hand, she pressed a finger to her lips and trotted off.

I shoved the magazine in my pocket, not bothering to see who it was this time... all I know is I'd missed some and I wasn't looking forward on having to catch up so I could gossip.

I walked back to the guys, and tried to peek at what Kyouya was writing in his book, but he hid it from me. The Lobelia girls were chattering away, so I bent to whisper in his ear.

"Shouldn't we stop them?"

"No, not at all. If we indulge in their antics they'd just continue."

"So... we ignore them and hope they go away?"

He rested his head back on the chair and looked at me upside down, and smiled slightly.

"That's the plan."

I smirked, then walked to where Mori was waving a sword around.

"Hey Saori."

He grinned at me, then yawned.

"Tired?"

"Of them." he nodded towards he girls who were now on about same sex relationships (lesbianism...) and yawned again.

"You can have the bed after Tamaki. You need a nap."

He just nodded and continued to slash the sword through the air.

"And to think their not only dragging this sweet young girl down with them, but her too!"

I turned and saw the tall one (Beni-Bara?) pointing at me.

"The host clubs president may be a pretty little halfer! But he shouldn't be using his looks to create a vicious romance, attempting to fool the heart of a pure young maiden is demeaning! Not to mention that you're all roping another beautiful young woman into you're foolish ways... it's disgusting... Your so called 'club activities' are nothing more than debasing macho fantasies."

I snorted, seriously, macho fantasies?

"I promise, we are going to bring you guys down! The Ouran host club will be abolished!"

Kyouya was the first to react, smirking and pushing his glasses

"I see. I understand your concern, but do you think maybe... we could finish this later?"

"Are you saying that you're not going to face us?" sneered Beni.

"Not at all, it's just that our president is still bed ridden from the initial culture shock."

Honey then piped up, looking all cute with Usa-chan clutched in his arms.

"See, Tama-Chan is having his nappy time right now."

I gave a small chuckle, which the other two girls noticed and sneered at while Beni growled at the guys.

"Wake him up!"

Then Haruhi stepped in with a tray of coffee.

"Here. I made some coffee, would you ladies like to have some?"

While the Lobelia ladies gushed over Haruhi being so nice, I went to get biscuits and cake, I picked up the chocolate biscuits (simply because they were my favourite) and I got a strawberry cake so whoever wanted a slice could get one (or two if you were Honey).

When I walked back, Tamaki was on the floor with a scolded finger. Haruhi was sat with him, bandaging it up.

"What's he done now?" I mumbled.

"He stuck his finger in my coffee."

I turned and saw the smallest girl stood beside me.

"You're that Hinagiku girl..."

She gave me a bright smile.

"You remembered? And you brought us cake and biscuits? You are a gem! What's your name?"

"I'm Saori Yasagawa." Then the girl with creamy brown hair was next to me.

"Why are you here Saori? Did they con you? Men really are terrible."

"No, it's not like that;" I said... probably a little too quickly, so I took a breath and carried on more slowly. "I'm here voluntarily. All these guys are my friends... and you'll find that they're not as bad as you think they are."

"Mhmm... Well I'm sure you'll see sense soon enough."

I nodded to humour her, which she smiled at, and then walked away.

"We can't allow either maiden to stay here! We'll handle the paperwork and have them transferred to Saint Lobelia at once!"

"Hey, just wait a second will ya?" shouted Haruhi, looking a little flustered.

"I'll back that. I'm not having someone I don't know tell me what to do." I snapped. I went and stood beside Mori, who draped his arm over my shoulder in a way that said 'If you want her, you have to go through me'.

"You know what Mori?"

"What?"

"I'm bored. Let's go for a walk."

"'Kay."

I waited for him to take the armor off from over his uniform, then we walked past everyone and went outside.

* * *

"Who do they think they are at all?" I asked, wiggling my toes around in the water.

We were sat by the fountain at the front of the school. It was a lovely sunny day and it was fairly warm too, so it was okay for me to roll my pants up and dip my feet in. Mori was sat facing the opposite way to me, but we were shoulder to shoulder.

"They shouldn't try forcing things on anyone..." he muttered, yawning again.

"Bloody hell Mori, you are tired." I laughed a little at he sleepy, half lidded expression. He just smiled groggily and nudged me.

"Hey!" I nudged him back, so he nudged me again.

"You're terrible." I laughed. Then stopped as he went to pull something from my pocket.

"What's that?" he looked at the cover, and his sleepy eyes opened wide and he started to blush.

"What? Oh, that's just the magazing Renge gave m-" I looked and saw that this week... it was me and Mori. "Oh gosh."

I felt myself blushing, and though he was too, he went to open it.

"What the hell?" I laughed, reaching for it, but he held it away with a smirk on his face.

"I'm just curious." he said with a smile and a shrug.

"YEah, but that's kind of... not the type of magazine you just flick open."

"Well, the others all did. They each have one of then with you."

I felt my face physically drop. Oh my god...

"Seriously?"

"Yup."

"... Fine, you get a thirty second look. But only 'cos you woulda looked anyways."

He opened it to the middle, and the image that assaulted our eyes was just.... um...

"Is that even physically possible?" i asked, feeling my face heat up.

"I... don't know... why did you even have this in your pocket?" he asked, his cheeks tinted red.

"R-Renge gave it to me upstairs." I stuttered, feeling my face heat up.

"Oh. Right." he looked away for a moment and we were quiet, before I coughed and smiled.

"Anyway, we better get back to the others before they go ape shit."

I stood up on the wall and stretched, but (of course) my feet were still damp, so I slipped and fell. I shut my eyes quickly, bracing myself for the fall, but I felt Mori's arms wrap around my waist and under my knees, I felt myself flip over and then there was a splash.

"M-Mori?" I opened my eyes and saw that we were both in the fountain, but Mori was on his back and I was more or less sat on his stomach. "Oh, god, I'm so sorry."

I stood up and reach out for his hand, but when I tried to lift him up (a feat I should have seen would be impossible) he was far too heavy so he ended up pulling me down on top of him.

We both let out an identical 'ooft's but ended up laughing.

"This looks really stupid, doesn't it?" I muttered.

"Yeah." he just yawned and pulled me in for a hug. "But who cares?"

"Um... probably one of the professors if they walk past and see us."

"So? I don't."

He yawned again, the nuzzled my hair.

"You know Mori. I think when you're tired you tend to get all flirty and talkative." I looked up at him and he looked down at me.

"Maybe. I dunno." he yawned again and hugged me tighter. I started to giggled, it was just so weird.

"Look, Mori, as much as I'm enjoying our little cuddle, we have to get back."

He then just grunted, and sat up, with me on his lap.

"Come on then." he then stood up, carried me in one arm and started walking back to host club, even though we were dripping wet.