Hey, sorry that it took so long to post this. Now that a bunch of us are back at school, we have been spending some serious coinage (aka MONEY) on the Hermes Express to get this questions around, since the internet is dangerous. But here's our replies! And I was wondering, do you guys like it when we put 30+ replies in one chapter, or would you rather us split them up?
PERCY
Dear Percy,
What would you do if one day you woke up and found out that all of it was just a dream? I would also like to let Nico know that I think that he is incredibly hot ;)
Love from,
Maria Carriedo (Daughter of Poseidon)
P.S. ¡Hola mi Hernando!
Hola Maria!,
Well, I think that I would be pretty pissed. It would be kind of nice to find out that I'm not actually being hunted by monsters everyday, but I'd miss everyone who I thought was real. At least I know that this isn't a dream, 'cause I don't really have an imagination.
PERCY
(p.s. I told Nico you thought that...but I also told him you were some middle age man, so now he's kind of freaked out. Your welcome!)
Dear Grover,
What would it take for you to dump Juniper and go out with a granddaughter of Athena and daughter of Hermes?( AKA Me!)
Call me,
Elino
Dear Elino,
First of all, I'd like to thank you for being the 1st person to ask me a question! But, I can't go out with you. Even if she is a tree, I'm with Juniper no matter what.
*GROVER*
Dear Grover,
Nobody has asked you questions, and really nobody writes fanfics about you, how does that make you feel?
-Denim Jeans
(PS, do you have an evil laugh?)
Dear Denim Jeans,
Well, I think that maybe you guys thought I was too busy being the new Lord of the Wild to answer your questions. I mean, that's the only reason I can see for you guys not sending me any. As for the stories, I am a very complicated satyr, and it would probably be quite hard to try and write about me. But don't worry, I forgive you.
*GROVER*
Connor and Travis,
I LOVE you guys! Pure awesomeness! Anyways, is there a really good prank I could pull on 'someone'? Thanks!
-Sarah(Or Denim Jeans!),
Daughter of Aphrodite
Hey Sarah,
(T) Thank you, we are pretty awesome. As for that special 'someone'...
(C) Do you have access to their stuff? Knowing where they live and being able to get into their bathroom really opens doors for pranks.
(T) You could replace all their clothes with 'something special', or put hair dye in their shampoo-
(C) Or anything related with laxatives. It all depends on how far you want to take this.
Keep on prankin'
Travis&Connr:P
Dear Travis,
How much would you freak out if I told you that I have that tape you made of how much you like a certin daughter of Demter (*cough*Kaite*cough*)?
Always watching,
Bodyless Shadow
Dear Bodyless Shadow (-you have a really creepy name)
And um, what do you mean? I'm pretty sure no such thing exists...right? Please, whoever you are, I'll do whatever you want, just get rid of that tape! (which of course cannot exists, 'cause I don't like Katie. Really)
Travis:P
Dear Annabeth have you ever worried that Percy did get his memory back, completly remembered you, and then cheated on you those 8 months he was gone?
Always watching
Bodyless Shadow
Dear BodylessShadow,
Ah, no. Of course, I was worried that he wouldn't remember me, then start hanging out with some other girl. (It's happening with Jason and Piper right now) But I'm pretty sure that if he remembered me, he wouldn't cheat on me. Thanks though, for putting those thoughts in my head.
Sincerely,
ANNABETH
Dear Posidon,
Do you annoy Athena because you want her to notice you? Or do hate her for real? Is it true you have a picture of her in your room and you kiss it every night before bed?
Always watching
Bodyless Shadow
Dear insignificant mortal,
I can assure you that there is no such picture. I don't fancy Athena, and she gets annoyed all by herself. I can't help it if my greatness bugs her-she'll just have to deal with it.
Poseidon-God of the Seas, Earthshaker, Inventor of Horses
Dear Demigods,
If you can turn into any animal for battle, which would you will turn into.
Have you ever meet the KaneKids. Have you heard about the animorphs.
Dear (insert name here)
(Percy) No,I've never heard of the 'Kanekids' and I know that animorphs is a book...don't expect me to read it. And for an animal (because we aren't all as lucky as Frank) I think I'd like to be a great white shark.
(Annabeth) Probably a bird of prey for me, and owl or something.
(Leo) Um, does King Kong count?
(Jason) An eagle I guess.
(Piper) I'd like to be some kind of bird, that way I could fly.
(Hazel) A horse, like Arion.
(Frank) Well, I can be whatever I want, but if I had to choose one...an elephant.
(Nico) Not very many animals like me, especially the pegasi. But hellhounds like me, so I guess I'd be a dog. (But definitely not a chiuaua)
dear,c+t(connor and travis)
travis, you are not on my hot list because I saiid so aaannnndd my best-friends has a huge crush on you and would kill my... i still love both of you...
C+T: i need a prank idea for my 16 year old brother and i have no good ideas, help?(he drew on me and my friends faces when we were having a sleep over:with permanent marker)
love, stolls lover(daughter of circe)
Dear DoC, (did you know your mom turned Percy into a guinea pig? BEST PRANK EVER)
(C) Anyway, your brother sounds like a jerk, and I still say that laxatives are the way to go
(T) But if you want something different, try taking a needle full of hot sauce and injecting it in their food, or the classic burning bag of poo. (so when they go to stamp it out, splat!)
(C) Or stealing/trading his clothes for something embarrassing, and apparently, if you put a sleeping persons hand in warm water, it'll make them pee:)
(T) Hope thats enough ideas for now. Maybe we'll make our own prank chapter. I mean, Percy did it with all the times he could've died. (he can be such a downer sometimes).
Steal ya later,
Travis&Connor:P
(T)PS. Who's this best friend of yours?
dear grover,
can i have a hug? and hows being the new god of the wilderness thing?
daughter of circe(stoll lover)
Dear daughter of circe,
Yes, you can have a hug. And the Partial God of the Wild thing is going well, but it's a lot of work. You humans have really messed up this planet (no offence) and it's going to take a lot of hard work-there's barely any wild left! I'm grateful to be chosen for it though, I just hope I can make a difference.
*GROVER*
every person
why are you all soooo awesome.
daughter of circe and stoll lover
Dear daughter of circe,
We just can't help it.
~LEO
Dear annabeth/my sister/my favorite charecter ever!(lol),
What do you think about the mark of athena? if you die i think i will to! (and percy...) DONT DIE! if you do RICK RIODAN IS GOING TO HADES AND NEVER COMING BACK...oh look cake *nomnomnom* oh wait what are we talkin about? sorry my ADD is soooooo annoying...ANYWAY! ur so cool and that stuff,
~cheese
Dear Cheese,
Thank you, but really, I'm not worth dying for. The "Mark of Athena" is the next book right? Starting when we arrive at Camp Jupiter? I can't tell you my thoughts on what happened, because it would ruin the story (about my life, by the way) and you wouldn't have a reason to read it. If I do die, then Riordan should be punished, but not for killing me off. The monsters killed me. He just made a prophet out of it.
Sincerely,
ANNABETH
Dear percy,
Hey! this is a secret masssage from me and aphridite (and all the other tratie fans) GET KATIE AND TRAVIS TOGETHER! if you are to lazy/chicken to do this ask annabeth or an aphriditie chick.
Love ya'll, Cheese
Dear Cheese,
Hahahaha even in the mortal world you guys can sense the "Tratie." They're always getting made at eachother and stuff, it would be so funny to see them together! Although, being the manly-man I am, I'll ask one of the Aphrodite kids to work on it.
PERCY
Dear percy/annabeth,
Thanks for being the best book couple ever! :) Can you (coughannabethcough) give me som advice on how to get this guy i like (without kissing him) to like MEEE? im cool i think! Also how did u feel when it seemed percy was ignoing u? i need help!
Your way to awesome to be ma sister, Cheese
Dear cheese,
Comment on his manlyness, and say how great he is and stuff.
PERCY
Dear Cheese,
Please ignore Percy. He posted that when I was in the bathroom. Now, you can't make any guy fall for you, but if you think he could, just be yourself. Talk to him a lot, and become close friends. Really get to know him, and let him get to know you. And don't be one of those annoying girls who kicks their guy friends for no reason when they're trying to be flirty-that is so 6th grade.
Oh no. I'm beginning to sound like Aphrodite.
Sincerely,
ANNABETH
Leo: Have you scared the crap out of Frank yet? BACK UP- do you know about Frank's "issue" yet?
Jason: What was your first impression of Percy? I have this scenario going on in my head:
Jason: You know, you're-
Percy: Smarter than I look? Yeah, I get that alot...
Love, Bradie
dear bradie,
Yes! I didn't know why he was so freaked out the first time I "flamed on", but after I found out, I tried not to abuse my powers...
But it's still fun to see the big guy squirm
~LEO
I didn't think that... at least, not out loud. I'm just kidding, Percy seemed a little goofy at first, but once we were in a battle it was all business.
JASON
Dear Conner and Travis,
Thanks for answering my question! Travis you are so jealous of those fics. So any way how would the two of you go about asking Katie out? I want an answer from both of you!
Peace Out, Dreams, and Zombies!
~The girl you never knew~
Chez girlweneverknew,
(C) Did you like my french? Anyway, I'd probably use that language of love to pick up that certain daughter of Demeter, like go up to her and be all-
(T) What's with all the questions about Katie! Why do you guys care so much about the two of us? How do you know I like her?...I mean, why do you think I do? It isn't really that obvious, is it? Do you think she knows? Does she like me? Should I-
(C) Okay, sorry about him. He'll have to take a break from replying for a little bit...but thanks for the question!
Aurevoir!
Travis&Connor:p
Dear Rachel,
How do you feel when you read the fics where you are a total b****? I think that blows things way out of proportion. You are pretty awesome with the whole oracle gig.
Peace out!
~The girl you never knew~
Dear the girl you never knew,
Those do sort of bug me. I'm all cool with you guys making stories, but you actually don't know me. I'd never try and steal Percy from Annabeth; they're both my friends, and that's all. I'm not some stuck-up man-stealer, I'm a smoke-spewing future-telling ginger.
So put that in your stories
RACHEL.
Dear: Connor,Travis,Leo,and Thalia
1)What do you think of Leo?
2)What if Leo really was a son of Hermes?
2) What do you think about Leo/Thalia romances ( i think thier CUTE:)?
3)Do you guys know Leo's sad past and his real reason for cracking jokes?
from,heroesofolympus
Dear Heroesofolympus,
(Connor) Cause that's not random at all...
(Leo) I personally think I am an amazingly witty, handsome and talented individual. Oh, and modest!
(Travis) Leo's cool sometimes, but I'm not sure about him being my brother. I already have Connor to deal with. What "sad past"?
(Thalia) Leo/Thalia romances belong in the seventh circle of Hades. I know that's mean, but it's never gonna happen. Wait, he has a reason for his jokes?
Travis&Conner, THALIA and Leo
Dear Annabeth and Percy i was just wondering if you are offended by how much they screwed up your characters in the movie?
David
Dear David,
I didn't think they totally screwed me up. But the movie made my life seem easier, because in their version I learned about all the gods and stuff when I was 16, and not 12 like in real life. (It's much harder to fight a minotaur before your even in high school.)
PERCY
Yes, I was a little upset with how we were portrayed. I understand that movie franchises must make adjustments when casting their films, but we they were much too old. I have nothing against Alexandra Daddario, but I didn't fall for Percy right away. "I definitely have strong feelings for you, I just haven't decided if they're positive or negative yet." Give me a break.
Sincerely,
ANNABETH
To any character who does: Do you like rap?
From: Flame p1ckle
JASON: Yeah, I kinda like Kid Cudi
TRAVIS: Of course I do! All the cool kids like rap!
LEO: I do! Childish Gambino's my favourite-did you know he's on that show Community?
TRAVIS: ...spoke too soon
Dear Percy And Annabeth
I am curious Percy, you had your wish granted which was really cool and all, but couldn't you have become a god and make Annabeth your wife, kinda like how Dionysus did with Ariadne?
And Annabeth how would you feel if he had done that?
Sincerely,
Ville aka Louisville-Guitarist
(PS: Grove do you know any Jimi Hendrix songs on your pipes and if you played some do you know what could happen?)
Dear louisville-guitarist,
Okay, so it wasn't just about not seeing Annabeth anymore-because I probably could've, being able to be in two places at once. But I chose not to be a god because of what the Fates showed me: growing up, having kids, one day dying and going to Elysium. I didn't want to give up my life. If I lived forever, it wouldn't feel like living.
PERCY
I was pretty worried that he would accept that wish-I didn't think he'd turn down being a god. But I'm glad he did.
ANNABETH
Hey, so I tried playing Purple Haze on my pipes, and the only effect I noticed before Percy threw them in the lake is that it makes people's ears bleed.
Pipes do not do Hendrix justice.
*GROVER*
Dear Dionysus,
I was wondering is it really that bad up at Camp Half-Blood? I mean sitting around all day playing cards and drinking diet-coke sounds like a pretty fun job if you ask me. And what is it like being a God, a mad god to be precise?
~Soundhawk
Dear Noisebird,
Πώς τολμάς να με προσβάλουν! I am not, nor have I ever been, mad, and if you utter those word again I will make sure that you lose your mind! I am a god, which means I have much more important and entertaining things to do than watch little brats "having fun". Diet Coke is not a good thing, I hope you know. I miss my Pinot Noires, my Merlot, and of course my wife Ariadne. But I am still stuck here for another 50 blasted years!
Dionysus-God of Wine and theater
This question is for grover:
What does a Lord of the Wild do? Do you still recruit demigods, or travel around inspiring nature spirits? I was never really sure when I read the books.
From: writersforthewin
Dear writersforthewin,
Thank you for asking something that actually makes sense to ask me.
Now, someone called EvenNobodyDoesn'tKnowMyName wrote us, like, a trillion questions. But we're only going to answer 3 of them because, well, I'm sort of lazy, and that is expecting too much of us. We still have to train everyday, and this is starting to cut into my free time. And it's not fair to people who only ask, like 2 questions. And my hand is cramping up.
So everyone, please, in the future, only 3 questions per person.
NiCo
Dear anabeth
What is your screening sistem for fanfics because it may need to be stricter
Love
EvenNobodyDoesn'tKnowMyName
Dear EvenNobodyDoesn'tKnowMyName,
I'm glad you asked! I've written a set of rules/guidelines for you reviewers so that my screening process isn't so arduous:
1) 3 questions per person. If you write more than that, we'll choose the ones we want to answer.
2) No questions about very intimate and suggestive themes. This is a T rated story, which means we're aloud to say things like σκατά, not talk about...well, I can't say it, now can I?
3) I know you all want us to read stories about us that you like so much, but please don't ask us to read 100,000 word ones-we really don't have the time. But if you would like to recommend a story, be sure to include the title, genre, author, etc.
Sincerely,
ANNABETH
Dear hades
Do u ever consider your self lucky to be able to avoid the bickering on Olympus
Love
EvenNobodyDoesn'tKnowMyName
TO: EvenNobodyDoesn'tKnowMyName,
Yes, actually, I do. The fact that it's underground also keeps Demeter away...for the most part.
HADES-Lord of the Underworld
Athena,
You are one of the best gods how do u fell about pothena did u no that Poseidon said he was to good for uif is it weird that last year I read my history text book
Sincerely ,EvenNobodyDoesn'tKnowMyName
Ps. Some people say hades is wiser because he used to juge the dead
Dear EvenNobodyDoesn'tKnowMyName,
You really must edit your question. Completely improper. In my opinion, 'Pothena' is an absurd and unimaginable event. Whoever wrote it really must be out of their mind.
As for Hades, he never judged the dead, he had other souls do that for him. Even if he did, that does not make him wise. Wisdom implies thinking, strategy and use of your surroundings.
Sincerely,
ATHENA-Goddess of wisdom and battle strategies
Dear Nico,
Everytime I think of you, I can't help but think that you're pretty..y'know...hot..:$
But my question is would you rather date Annabeth or Thalia?
Sincerely, lovetrigger
Dear lovetrigger,
Umm, thanks. (You're not a middle aged man too, are you?) Anyway, I think I'd probably choose Thalia-NOT BECAUSE I LIKE HER- but because she's at least a little like me, and if I said Annabeth, Percy would kick my butt.
NiCo
Dear Thalia,
What are some of the cool things you do as a hunter?
Sincerely, lovetrigger
Dear lovetrigger,
We actually get to do some crazy stuff in the Hunt; we mostly chase down some of the meaner monsters, travelling the whole of North America (and some occasional international trips). I'm not allowed to tell people everything, but we've had some pretty insane stuff happen...
~THALIA
Dear Annabeth,
What do you usually do in your spare time? (random question, I know)
Sincerely, lovetrigger
Dear lovetrigger,
Well, lately I've been pretty busy designing Olympus, adding a new section every few days. That place is huge! I've been up late every night designing new temples and indoor swimming pools...
Anyway, if any of you have some suggestions, just IM me.
Sincerely,
ANNABETH
Percy... This is just an honest question, seriously (Annabeth, please don't kill me.). If you had the chance, would you go back to Ogygia and Calypso (Is that how you spell her name? Sorry.) ThisIsMe.1758
Dear thisisme.1758,
Ahh, not in this lifetime. It's been in the back of my mind for a bit, but now my life seems to be falling into place-and I'd never give it up. When I lost my memory, I realized how much I love my life. (Even if its a little crazy.)
PERCY
Dear Percy,
do you think you could ever find me and become my BEST FRIEND?
From your #1 fan, PercyJacksonROX
Dear my #1 fan,
Wow, that would be cool! I'm sure we could be friends, but the 'best friend' position is already taken up by a certain enchilada-lovin' satyr, sorry.
PERCY
Dear Thalia,
Would you ever leave the hunt to go back to camp?
Form PercyJacksonROX
Dear PercyJacksonROX (really? Could you pick a worse name?)
Maybe someday. The Hunt is amazing, but it feels like the rest of the world is flying around me, being immortal and all. I suppose I'll end it one day, when I'm ready for that life again.
~THALIA
Dear Nico,
Are you like, obsessed with the dead?
From PercyJacksonROX
Dear NicoDiAngeloROX (sorry, I had to)
No! Is that really what you guys think of me? Sure, I know a lot about the dead, and I can order them around, but that has to do with the life I was put in, not who I really am.
NiCo
Dear Percy,
What would your reaction be, if someone pulled an 'Alex Mercer'on you? I mean you wake up some place you can't recognize (Not remembering who you are, your powers as a son of Posiedon gone), but at the same time you feel changed and more powerful. But instead of all of Alex's crazy powers, you get turned into the first Vampire instead. Many years later you change your name to Drake and the Vampires (The species you started) are starting to push Humanity into extinction. Would you hunt down the rest of your kind to save Humanity or will you just crawl into a dark hole and brood for the rest of eternity?
From: rockhard034
Dear rockhard034
Wait, what?
PERCY
Dear Posiedon,
What would your reaction be, If Percy went on a solo-quest for Olympus which eventually ended with him defeating Tartarus in his own domain, but due to a curse put on him by a broken Tartarus, gets turned into the first Greek Vampire who can only feed on the blood of Demigods? Would you help cure Percy or kill him?
From:rockhard034
Dear Lunatic-I mean, rockhard034,
If I understood, well, whatever that was correctly, I think I would help my son.
POSEIDON-God of the seas, inventor of horses
Dear Grover,
Which version of yourself do you prefer? The book version or the movie version?
From: rockhar034
Dear rockhard034,
I think my book version is more accurate-they don't even mention Pan in the movie! The only thing the book got wrong is when I was described as scrawny. For your information, I'm very goatly.
*GROVER*
Hi Percy! What do you think about the fan fiction stories where Annabeth and Luke have like, make out sessions? Oh and Leo and nico, I think you two are really hot and sweet but in different ways. I don't knOw who I would choose if either of you where to ask me out. Can you help me?
From:syrena
Hi syrena (or did you like sara...)
Uh, yeah, those sort of make me, um, uncomfortable. I uh, I don't read much FF anymore...
PERCY
Oooh oh! Pick me! Pick me! I mean...pfft, I'm not desperate.
~LEO
He's desperate. But...I'm not (hint hint)
NiCo
Dear Jason,
Oh my freaking gods, I adore you! Maybe even more then Percy and Nico ;) So, My question is, Reyna or Piper? I know you must be getting these questions alot, But really. Reyna said to Percy (in the son of neptune book) You guys COULDV'E been together, GIVEN time... But no matter who you choose ( I'm vouching for Piper btw) I'll support your choice! Love you too much to abandon you :)
Oh, and what do you think of the fanfics that have you and Percy together? Most are M rated... Weird, right?
Sincerely,
RowdyRuffBoysLover
( P.S. Please don't be creeped out... I'm just your fangirl.)
Dear rowdyruffboyslover (lmfao)
Again, I'm really not sure who I'm going to pick! It would really be better if neither of them liked me, that way no one gets hurt.
And yeah, I don't really read this stuff, but slasher fics are nasty.
-JASON
PERCY,
Have you ever liked Rachel? And do you like Cody Simpson? I am also you long lost sister just didn't want my name to be on here because of the monsters!
Dear...sister?
I thought of liking Rachel before, but never like, fully, y'know? And I would NEVER EVER EVER like Cody Simpson. His nose looks like he face planted a wall.
PERCY
Dear Percy,
WOW!Thats alot!So anyway what would be the worst quest that you've ever been on?
Waves,Tides,&Moonlight
~the girl you never knew~
Dear the girl I never knew,
All of my quests have had good and bad parts, but I think the worst was travelling through the Labrynth: it's easy to see why people lost their minds down there...
PERCY
percy/annabeth 1: what do you think of all of those spin the bottle/truth or dare fanfics? 2: I know this is unrelated but... What do you think of the name percabeth we fans came up with for you?
From: readingrules 512
Dear readingrules (-I agree!)
Those stories are all right, but like nearly every fanfic, it's weird when you write stories and make us do this we would never actually do.
ANNABETH
You guys came up with 'Percabeth'? So that's where the Stoll's heard it-they scream it everytime Annabeth and I are in the same room!
PERCY
Dear Conner
Does Travis really like Katie ? And have you ever tried to set them up because I think they are so cute together
P.S Don't show Travis this Question or he might kill us both !
Violet-Harrypotterfan77
Daughter of Aphrodite
Dear Violet-Harrypotterfan77,
He's never told me straight up, but it's so obvious that he likes her. Even all you people who've never even met him see it! Don't worry, I'll make him admit it. (But keep it on the DL)
Conner:p
Dear Clarrise
why do you hate Percy that much, I mean what has he ever done to you ?
also why do you have to act so unwelcoming to new campers ?
Also how do you feel about not being included in the first movie ?
Violet-Harrypotterfan77
Daughter of Aphrodite
Dear violet-harrypotterfan77,
I don't hate Prissy, I just dislike him, because he's an annoying little runt who broke my spear and insulted my cabin! And I thought I was very welcoming to campers-I even give initiation ceremonies!
Also I think the reason that I was included in the movie is because they wanted 'Percy' to seem all heroic, not get his butt whipped by me.
CLARRISSE-
Dear Silena
Advice on how to talk to my crush ?
Since Drew is a bitch and Piper is not really your typical daughter of Aphrodite (sorry Piper !)
Also How do you feel about the fan fiction made about you and Backendorf ?
Violet-Harrypotterfan77
Daughter of Aphrodite
Dear violet,
AHHH HOORAY, A QUESTION! Okay, so what you first have to do is talk to him! Make yourself known to him, but don't be someone you're not. Get to know him (Pretty clothes can help:)) And I don't get WIFI in Elysium, but I got Nico to print off a few me+charlie stories...YOU GUYS ARE SOOOO ADORABLE!
Silena3
