"Honestly Arthur…" Merlin mumbled, shaking his head as he pulled at something under the bed. "You're too much of an idiot to be king."
"What are you talking about?"
"You've been missing something right under your nose."
"Please, Merlin. I know you're a sorcerer. Have known, actually, for quite a while now."
Merlin dropped what he was holding. The red cloth hit the hard floor with a barely audible thud.
"What?"
"What do you mean, what? That's not what you were going on about?"
"W-n-no! I was talking about that shirt you lost yesterday. I just found it. You know?"
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