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So yeah, here's chapter 40, omg, so many words XD that's just funny, lol
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"This has to be the crappiest plan ever. And you look like a tranny."
Tamaki started doing the open close thing with his mouth, so now he looked like a tranny fish.
"I don't even want to do this now... you look horrid."
"You're so mean... but I understand that you are a teenager and you're probably going through a rebellious stage. Don't worry Saori, daddy's here for you!"
I scoffed.
"Bite me."
He went away to weep, but he didn't hide in his corner. He was making progress.
"Right everyone, get ready, Haruhi and the Lobelia girls should be here soon." Kyouya said, walking out in a long purple dress, and hair extensions.
"You look good Kyouya. Maybe you should have a sex change." I giggled at him. He shot a warning look at me, but I couldn't help myself.
"How do I look Sa-Chan?"
Honey had pigtails in, and he looks really cute (same terrible makeup though).
"You look good in anything, very kawaii~ however..."
I pulled out some tissues, and wiped away some makeup.
"You look a lot cuter now. More natural and less tarty." he just giggled slightly, and trotted off while the twins sidled up to me.
"What about us Saori?" they grinned at me, but I was feeling rather mean.
"You make ugly women. Never have sex changes, it'd be a disgrace." Their mouth hung open, before they grimaced.
"Ouch." muttered Hikaru.
"Harsh." frowned Kaoru. I shrugged.
"Truth hurts."
I stood beside Kyouya, and in front of Mori, and everyone else took their places.
"I'm not doing that singing intro." I muttered to Kyouya, who grunted. Mori heard too, and just patted my shoulder reassuringly.
Suddenly the doors burst open, and there stood a more than slightly surprised Haruhi with her more than slightly surprised Lobelia abductors. One by one the guys got up and chanted 'Ouran' in high pitched tone... 'cept Mori, who sounded unbelievably bored. I held back my fit of giggles, and even if they would have wanted me to sing, there was no chance of me opening my mouth without dissolving into laughter.
Tamaki strode forward right to Haruhi, who looked extremely surprised.
"Oh Haruhi, welcome back"
Honey went twirling around the room "Look Haruhi, I'm a princess now! Aren't I cute?"
Then Beni-Bara stomped her foot, looking really pissed off.
"Uh, what is the meaning of this? Are you trying to make fun of womankind?"
"What? No that's not it at all! Everything is going according to plan. Our strategy is guaranteed to make even a crying child smile! The freebi campaign~ ahaha!"
They continued to look shocked, and Kyouya nudged me because I was having trouble stifling my laughter, and little giggles would come out. Eventually Mori had to put his hand over my mouth because I was finding it too funny.
"My dears, you have all lived sheltered lives at Lobelia, so you might not know that commoners are weak. They have a weakness for free things. Haruhi, you may be distracted by the Zuka club, but choose us, and you not only gain a host club full of brothers, but sisters as well! With all of us, and Saori included as your female companions, what could go wrong?
See, this way you can experience feminine bonding while staying in the host club! Isn't that a great idea?"
It was then that I erupted into giggles, as the twins started with their girly laughs and Mori shook the tambourine in his hand. I couldn't help it, I was in stitches.
"Why you... Do you idiots think you can really win her over like this? I've had enough of you fooling around!" Beni-Bara shouted.
Then Haruhi started giggling. Clutching her sides and collapsing to the floor.
"This is too much! I don't even got what you're trying to do!" she laughed
"Told you!" I shouted over from the couch I'd sat on, Mori looked at me with a knowing smile. He knew all along that I'd hated this.
"I knew you were a bunch of goof balls but jeez!"
I laughed a whole lot more when the twins and Honey kept chasing Haruhi around telling her to call them her big sisters, and she more or less wet herself.
"What were you thinking, what's gotten into you guys?" she asked
"We did this because we don't want you to leave the host club Haruhi..." said Hikaru. She looked at him, then smiled. Beni-Bara turned to her.
"Well maiden, have you made your choice?"
Haruhi stood, and brushed herself off.
"Yeah, I have. I'm sorry but your clubs not for me. I think the idea of a girls school is great, and your views are very unique and interesting. But I came to this school with a goal and a plan for my future, so while I appreciate your offer-"
"She loves us more." I finished. Haruhi chuckled, along with the twins and Honey. Mori and Kyouya both gave me small smiles. Tamaki looked kind of dazed.
"I really already knew I was never going to leave Ouran Academy."
I grinned, as did all the boys.
"Haruhi~"
I grinned, then went into the kitchen. This deserved celebration, and celebration meant cake.
Getting as much chocolate and strawberry and vanilla cake as I could onto a tray, I walked out and saw everyone staring at me.
"What?" I asked.
"What is your decision young miss?" asked Beni. I grinned.
"I'm staying put. I love this place, these are my friends and I'm happy with everything. Besides, I get to keep the costumes~"
The guys beamed at me, but the Lobelia girls sighed and shook their heads.
"We're not going to give up on you maidens. As soon as you get fed up of their oppressive ways, call us. But I swear this to you, someday we will came and rescue you from this place, and when we do we'll abolish the Ouran Host Club!"
We all looked at her as she seemed almost insane. Then she smirked.
"Well, adieu."
They started to spin while they went away, but slipped on something. We were all quiet for a moment then the lights went off.
Renge came up from the floor again.
"And so a new rival, the Zuka Club, has appeared. From this point on the story is gonna get more exciting! What's going to happen to our beloved host club boys next? Hang in there host club, don't give up boys!"
"She's psycho... lets eat cake." I called out loud, while Renge bit into a banana.
"Oh Saori~ I need to talk to you!"
I grumbled, but walked to where she was sat.
"What is it?" I snapped... I really wanted some strawberry cake...
"First of all, I want to say your hair looks really cute. Second, a little birdy told me that you and Mori sempai were messing around near the front fountain. The same birdy also said that you were hugging and smiling at each other... a lot."
"Yeah, so?"
"Was it him in the closet with you?"
"Why Renge? If I said no, Haruhi would be the next one you embarrass with your stupid comics. If I said yes, you'd continue to make things up between me and him. Why don't you just stop?"
"Because, people want to know the truth."
"Well stop it with your verbal diarrhea, next time you write something use facts."
"Like you and Mori laying in the fountain hugging?"
"Whatever."
I turned and walked away from her, sat on the sofa and grabbed the largest slice of strawberry cake I could.
"What did she want?" asked Kyouya, looking slightly worried as I attacked the cake with a fork.
"She wants to ruin my life. That's all."
