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The Marauders Map

By Rumours4

Chapter 6

"How could they tell him it was us?" asked Fred for the fifteenth time.

"Because that would give us a detention on Saturday."

"And why?"

"Cause we're going to pull a prank on Dumbledore."

"How come I wasn't told?"

"Because we knew you'd blow it."

"So true, so true." Said a voice from behind them. Turning around they saw Padfoot and Prongs standing behind them, it was Prongs who had spoken.

"But George, I have never blown a prank, not even when we were wee little kiddies." Said Padfoot in a bad interpretation of an Irish Fred.

"No Fred, we didn't trust you to keep your trap shut. And since when have you been Irish?" Said Prongs.

"Since we were wee little lads." Said Padfoot switching to a Scottish accent.

"Ok stop it you two. Or we'll start doing you."

"Ok. Now to the prank. There is only 1 entrance to Dumbledore office, and that's the door. But we found a spell to take us to any door at Hogwarts. All you have to do is make a large circle in the air with your wand and say: deor van lop, then step through the circle."

"And concentrate on Dumbledore's office." Added Prongs. The boys looked at each other then, together, lifted their wands and said the spell.

============3:57 Dumbledore's office============

"Nice."

"Dude, all these old gits are asleep." Said George.

"So. That help us."

"In what, may I ask?" Came a voice from behind the desk. Albus Dumbledore stood up. "You two are very lucky I can't lie down and have to sleep in this rather comfortable chair."

"For some reason I don't feel lucky."

"Come on boys. I'll escort you to your common room." Dumbledore told the boys to look after themselves then took them to Gryffindor tower. When he got back all the portraits were wake and arguing. At once he saw that each of them had an everlasting ink moustache stuck on their faces, and written in gold were the words:

Never try to silence us, we'll just keep coming back

But if let us do our stuff, then we'll pick up your slack

Lots of pranks

The weasels

Dumbledore shook his head.