Disclaimer: I only own 8 things: my pants and some fake dog poo and free pie and half a cat (where's the other half?) and a fridge door and a Popsicle and a shattered window and a voodoo doll

The Marauders Map

By Rumours4

Chapter 7

"Why in the name of Merlin did you put 'then we'll pick up your slack'?"

"I don't know Fred." They were walking along the third floor corridor, George had the Marauder's map out and was making sure no teachers got in their way.

"It sounds pooffish."

"It rhymed."

"You no what we should do?"

"No."

"You guys want to see something cool?" said a voice behind them. Wormtail stood there.

"Sure."

"What?" Asked George.

"The kitchens."

"Awesome!" The three ran down to the bottom of the grand staircase.

"Just tickle that peach and then turn the knob." Feeling kind of stupid, Fred tickled the peach. With a giggle, the peach turned into a knob.

"So I says screw you then he says you wanna fight-look who it is Gred and Feorge." A very drunk Prongs and Padfoot were talking with some house elves.

"You always play without me."

"Play what?" asked Fred

"Never have I." answered Peter.

"Dad told us about that game, he says muggles play it with vodka."

"Lulu taught it to old Padfoot here in our first year."

"Ah Lulu, always trying to get in my pants."

"Dude she was a fifth year when we started."

"So. She looked and acted like a first year."

"Well, well. I'm shocked Padfoot. To think I thought you a virgin." Mocked Fred.

"I haven't been one since second year."

"Yeah but even Wormtail had the decency to call her and not tell the whole school."

"And wear a condom." Added Wormtail.

"What ever."

"Lulu had to leave Hogwarts a year early, because she got pregnant and Padfoot thought he was the father till a test showed it was Professor Frink. Never saw Dumbledore so angry or disappointed in all our years." Explained Prongs.

"Where's Moony?" Asked Fred, realizing the boy wasn't there.

"He's getting recipe for you young boys, the second secret to our success, a specialty for all who share in its super significance."

"What's with all the S words?"

"I suddenly had a craving for the letter S."

"God you two are acting like an old married couple." Squeaked Wormtail to his old friends.

Suddenly the stone cold voice of a certain greasy haired, hook nose teacher shut Wormtail up.

Sorry bout taking so long to add another chapter