Hi here is another addition! If you have any ideas let me know! Ok!

Thing Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do!

1. Give Bella any sugar of any kind.

2. Get Bella drunk... then put her on a trampoline (Hockey-Girl32) or a motorcycle.

3. Kidnap Bella and take and Alice with him so Edward can't find her.

4. Wear Carlisle's lab coat while play doctor with Rosalie *gag*Wink Wink*gag*

5. Wear Carlisle's lab coats at all. They will rip!

6. Listen to Bubble gum pop or any pop Period!

7. Teach Nessie how to burp the alphabet or make noises with her armpit.

8. Curse around or make inappropriate comments or jokes within hearing range of Nessie.

9. Picture Bella making out with Jacob, James, Mike, Eric, or any of the male population of Forks and La Push near Edward.

10. Sing…at all.

11. Act Gangsta with the bling-bling and all.

12. Cook for Bella.

13. Babysit Nessie.

14. Pull pranks.

15. Make an army of vampire squirrel.

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