Hi people this is an Authors Note!
Don't you dare click that 'X' button! This is important! Now take your hand of the damn mouse or mouse pad...GOOD!
MONKEY SEX! NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION LOKK BELOW!
Now read the following announcements!
#1 Charlie's Twilight Angels will continue soon.
#2 Gypsy Princess is in the process of being edited and will be updated soon.
#3 Ways to Piss Off Charlie Swan will be complete soon and the next chapters will be longer than it did at first. If no one reviews I will delete it.
#4 has any one read this story? If so tell me the name of both the Author and the story:
If anyone knows it please send it to me or put it on the review! Thanks! Description below!
Ok Bella moves to California from London to attend college and to get away from bad memories (Charlie is shanked or stabbed by someone outside their loath or house. Then she has bad sex to get over it.) Alice is her roommate and Edward is the player that tries to get into her pants. Bella refuses, till Alice put hot sauce on his tooth brush as a prank and after he gets cola they finally have sex! (The first lemon I ever read! It was awesome now I'm hooked!) Of course the whole freaking campus heard them and the gang talks about the types like creamers dead quiet and moaners. Then Edward talks her to dinner and pulls the 'you wanna go steady sugar' line. Ok this is out of order but bear with me. Bella is a gymnast and teaches Alice. Edward and jasper come in and Alice is like 'Bella can you put your leg behind your head' and she does and Edward and jasper get hard. Before my computer went blah! I WAS AT THE PART WHERE BELLAS GAY friend comes in and Edward get jealous. I hit caps by mistake and too lazy to retype it!
*Please if you know this story please tell me the name!*
If you close this window now Edward and Jacob will turn gay or worse Robert Pattinsin will turn gay with Taylor.
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