For Whirlwind421: This is what I thought up when you said embarassed Merlin. Hope you enjoy it!
"Sorry, I did what?"
Gwaine's hand was on his mouth, muffling his chortling. Arthur raised an eyebrow in annoyance, which didn't quite match his amused smirk.
"It's not what you did exactly, Merlin. You're surely not the first to stand on that table."
Merlin massaged his aching head, feeling the heat make its way through his face.
"Really, though. What you were saying…"
His eyes widened. "Why? What did I say?"
"Well, Merlin," Arthur began, placing a hand on his shoulder. "For your information: you are not irresistible and you are not 'the most amazingly godlike manservant that ever was.'"
I know I probably sound like a broken record, but...prompts would be nice. :-)
