I'd like to thank Griffinesque for the prompt (again) and sunsetofdoom for the idea, though used in a different fandom and hopefully changed enough.

Queen Guinevere wasn't sure what was going on with him lately. All she knew was that it was getting on her last nerve.

But the final straw was when their five year old repeated that one word Arthur had taken to using much too often.

"Arthur Pendragon!" Gwen yelled, causing her husband to startle. "If I hear you use the word 'bloody' one more time to describe anything other than something that is literally covered in blood, I will demonstrate for you so many different degrees of bloody…you will be seeing red forever."

Eyes wide, Arthur mumbled an apology.