A/N: Yes this is an Authors Note⦠Just read it.
Twilight News
The readers of were sitting in their living rooms watching twilight or some show that they will turn into a crossover. The TV's shut off and when the readers turned them back on a bedspring blond wearing fox ears and the outfit to match appeared on screen. A few tried to change the channel only to see the same thing.
"Hi I'm Fire-Fox66677 AKA: Foxy! We will return to you regularly scheduled program shortly. Till then SUCK IT UP!" She yelled. "Now on to my latest news." She shuffles through some papers and looked up smiling.
"The latest Story updates are Charlie's Twilight Angels, Catwoman: Twilight City and Things The Cullens and Swans Are Not Allowed To Do. They have been updated for a week or two except Things The Cullens and Swans Are Not Allowed To Do, I updated that one this week." She shuffles again.
"For my newest stories Pay Back's a Bitch will be updated soon. I have a great idea for the paint balls!" She jumps up and down and claps her hands while her Fox ears wiggle. She calms down after Star throws a wet fish at her. "Ew! Wet fish!"
"Anyway, moving on to 'What Really Happened'. The new one shots story for Things The Cullens and Swans Are Not Allowed To Do. It takes rules from the list of what the characters are not allow to do and tells the story of why that rule was made. The author Starthevampire is my co-writer in both the list and the one-shots. We write what happened for the rule we each came up with. Please read and review then and if you want to know why a rule was made let me know and it will be done." she smiles and looks at another camera. "Currently the rules that have been explained are Bella Swan number nine and never take Emmett to Chuck E. Cheese. Quite funny if you ask me."
"Now moving on, let check in with Starthevampire, AKA: Star, the one how trough the fish, with our weekly watch of the Cullen family, Star!" The camera moved to a girl wearing a bright orange shirt with swirly black designs all over it and a black fuzzy sweatshirt with dark amethyst jeans and bright orange converses. On her heads she wore orange and black kitty ears; behind her stood a wall full of Cullen pictures.
"Thanks Foxy!" She smiles and waves and looks to the camera. "It would appear that the Cullens have the Forks Police Department completely stumped as to how a dozen perfectly healthy trees were knocked down. It seems that the Cullens were hunting when Emmett made one of his usual comments to Bella. She decided that she wanted to test out her new born strength again so tackled Emmett into a tree hard enough to cause it to fall down. Apparently Rose was thinking some not too nice things about Bella causing Edward to launch himself at her. Alice and Jasper decided, what the hell, and started fighting as well. In the end they brought down about a dozen trees. The Police are still trying to find some way to explain how this happened." Star did a cute kitty thing then said, "Back to you Foxy!"
"Thanks star for that wonderful report. Last time we looked back at Tainted Love poor Edward was in a coma. He will stay that way for a while. Please read and review my stories and check out star's stories as well. They are really cute and sweet!" She stares of into mushy land and is snapped out of it by a ball off orange yarn smacking her in the face. She glares at Star, who is whistling looking the other way. Foxy shakes her head and returns to the camera. "I'm Fire-Fox6677 and bye-bye for now."
The TV's went dark and returned to the former program and the reads shrugged and went on line to read and review the stories.
A/N: PLEASE I'M DRYING UP HERE FROM LACK OF REVIEWS!
