A/N: Foxy and Star: HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!!! REVIEW TELLING US WHAT YOU'RE THANKFUL FOR! Okay, here is young Nessie next is grown up Nessie, or Nessie Black!! Enjoy!!

Things Nessie Cullen is Not Allowed to Do

1. Chew on the wooden furniture like a beaver.

2. Ask Jacob what doggie style is and why Uncle Emmy would want to do it with Auntie Rosie.

3. Make sure everyone is with-in hearing distance.

4. Purposely leave a VERY smelly and VERY big present in dipper for everyone, and then proceed to giggle.

5. Ask Auntie Rosie if she knows what a blow-job is and ask her to give a demonstration.

6. Ask the age old question, 'Where do babies come from?'

7. Run up to random people and yell 'Silly rabbit Tricks are for kids!!!'Then run away laughing manically (A/N: Foxy: I always wanted to give him some. Star: Me too! I always felt so bad for the rabbit. Why won't they give him any?! Mean little kids!)

8. Form a band with her uncle's.

9. Sign the family up for the Jerry Springer show.

10 Sign her family up for the Dr. Phil show.

11. Leave a dead bird in the living room and frame Jake.

12. Go up to strangers (m/f) and cry, 'I can't find my mommy!!! Are you my mommy?' visa versa.

13. Have a midget wrestling match and enter Alice.

14. Try to train the pack to sit and beg.

{Give it for, Starthevampire!!!}

15. Help Emmett fill balloons with pudding so they can throw them at Mike Newton.

16. Sneak off with Jacob at odd times in the night.

17. Tell Aunt Alice to distract her mom.

18. Listen to anything that Emmett tells her to do.

19. Call Mike Newton daddy.

20. Tell Jake he smells and then push him into a pool filled with soap.

21. Help Emmy and Jazz with any of their plans.

22. Go around smiling evilly at people then walking away laughing maniacally.

23. Let Emmett shave her head to convince people that she has cancer so they can get stuff for free.

24. Invite everyone to a tea party from hell.

25. Convince Emmett to get married underwater.

26. Convince Auntie Rosie to do the same but dressed as a mermaid.

27. Convince people she is the female version of Jesus.

28. Go around shouting Bingo whenever someone says anything.

29. Ask Jake to be her horsey.

30. Do carpet angels and then hug everyone.

31. Repeat anything that comes out of Emmett's mouth.

32. Have a laughing contest with everyone in the house.

33. Start banning everyone from the house.

34. Make everyone dress up like super heroes.

35. Put pants on sponges to see if they will be like SpongeBob.

36. Carry around one of those super bright flash lights and shine it in everyone's faces.

36. Get everyone to dress up like lame superheroes and call themselves 'Loser Force 8'. (Star: I was bored so decided to watch Sonny with A Chance. It was better than I thought it was going to be. Foxy: I love that show!!!)

37. Hold a mock trial of the three little pigs and the big bad wolf. (Star: I was watching college road trip. Foxy: I've never seen that.)

38. Play chess with her pet pig, Hammy.

39. Tell her parents that she is going to the library when she is actually going to a party.

40. Argue with everything everyone says.

41. Go around measuring everyone's heads.

42. Start screaming for no reason and have everyone else join.

43. Make up her own happy dance.

44. Teach her pig, Hammy how to use the toilet.

45. Talk on the phone for long periods of time.

46. Say the same thing over and over again.

47. Draw a face on her stomach and make it talk.

48. Walk around wearing a face mask.

49. Carry her pig everywhere she goes.

50. Go around singing the spaghetti and meatball song. (Foxy: oooo! I love that song!!!)

51. Smear peanut butter all over everything.

52. Convince Emmett to dress like a ballerina.

53. Mismatch clothes to annoy the hell out of Alice.

54. Learn to squeal like Alice.

55. Ask Bella and Edward if she can get a dog.

56. Run amuck in La Push, and then blame Jacob.

57. Tell Aunt Rosie that her mom Bella is so much prettier.

58. Make sure to hug everyone every time she enters or leaves a room.

59. Try to become a ninja cheerleader.

60. Follow Emmett and Jasper around.

61. Ask Jasper what emotion that is when he sends out lust.

62. Ask why everyone always gets jumpy when Jasper sends out lust.

(Star out!)

A/N: ok here's another author:

62. Bite people for fun (except Jacob)

63. Scream "YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER" at Rosalie.

64. Date till the age of 25.

65. Run through the house screaming "I am Pikachu and I will shock you!!!!!"

66. Play pin the tail on the werewolf.

67. Sign the family and the pack up for the Big Brother show.

68. Hide in the mailbox just to scare the mail man.

69. Bring any type of furry woodland creature home.

Bella's POV:

Today is Thanksgiving and my family is flying to Organ for the festivities; meaning Charlie and Sue, and Renée and Phil. The pack, their imprints and Billy are coming too. The pack has finally come to accept that not all vampires are bad, so it's a huge relief. Before everyone arrives Carlisle called a family meeting to construct a not allowed list for Nessie. She has been really naughty; even if it was funny to scare the mail man it was wrong. We need some ground rules for when everyone is in one place. Charlie, Renée and Phil know about vamps and the wolves so we vampire won't have to pretend to eat. The Volturi tried to kill them but after that they became scared of me. My new power came out in my rage and they lost half their guard that day.

"Is that everything?" Carlisle asked as he wrote down number sixty-nine. We racked our brain for more but we came up with nothing.

"I think that everything…" I stated as Nessie ran to answer door to let Charlie and Sue in.

"Grandpa Charlie!!!" Nessie squealed in excitement and they spent time together whole the food cooked.

~~~At Diner~~~

Esme set the living room up to look like a grand dining room. Everyone sat down even if they don't eat and Carlisle said grace, well more of a toast.

"Today is a day to be thankful; Thankful for friends, family, true love, eternity with one's soul mate and the little miracle along the way." He gestured to Nessie; she is our little miracle and I'm thankful for her every day. "To be thankful for the alliances with past enemies and acceptance from others." Emmett, Jacob and Seth called out a 'here here' and Carlisle continued. "We come together today to celebrate all we have be given and more. Friends, family and true love; all these things are something hard to come by and I for one am thankful everyday that that vampire bite me in London for if he didn't I would not have the family I have today. Amen!" A chorus of Amen's swept the room and everyone that could digest food dug in while the vampires drank a blood wine Esme made. Nessie drank a blood-punch. All the blood is from animals of course.

As we sat at the table everyone talked and caught up. Renée talked with Nessie about silly thing and being a grandma. She loves Nessie so much and so does phil. Charlie and the guy had the flat screen one so they could watch football while they eat. Everything was perfect till Emmett teased Nessie about her crush on Jacob.

"Uncle Emmett shut up!!" Her face was beet red just like when I was human

"Not a chance!" Nessie picked up the bowl of mashed potatoes and chunked it right at his head. Everyone was silent then Emmett and Jacob declared war.

"FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!!!!" With that the food went flying. Charlie covered Billy while he rolling him to the next room. Everyone was throwing food at each other. I looked to my right to see Esme trying to stop the chaos.

"Stop, fighting!! Sto-" She was cut off by a pie in the face from Carlisle. She slowly wiped her face and stated with a glare, "Oh, it is so on!!" and began throwing candied yams at him. Alice ducked and weaved through the food trying not to ruin her cloths but out of nowhere a huge blob of pudding slammed onto her chest. All you could hear was a shriek of terror; followed by a Xenia war cry. I hid under the table with Sue as I looked for Edward and Nessie.

"Bella, love, where are you!?" Edward has he defended himself from the food.

"Down here, where's Nessie?" He crawled under the table and sat beside me.

"She's with Jacob and the Pack battling against Emmett, Jasper, Alice and Rosalie." I looked to my left to see Nessie on Jakes back commanding the pack to launch food at Emmett's team.

"Where is Renée and Phil?" I asked desperately as I looked around. I found them throwing food at each other like two teenagers in a high school cafeteria. I laughed out loud and Edward joined me. Sue was scared out of her mind so we got her out of there. After calming her down I help Sue to the other room with Edward covering me. After that we joined the fight. I looked over to at Edward and stated with a huge smile,

"I think this is the best thanksgiving I've ever had!!!!"

"I have to Agree, love, and Nessie will never forget this Thanksgiving!!" Edward laughed and we fought with Carlisle and Esme.

After the fight calmed down we started cleaning and joking about the fight. Even if Nessie didn't mean to start the fight both she and Emmett are grounded till February. After the room was spotless Carlisle wrote down the final rule.

70. Start a food fight at Thanksgiving dinner no matter how fun it is.

A/N: Foxy: Sorry folk I'm having a bad dry spell with the funny and Star has school; so this will be the last update for a few months. I'm working on new chapter updates and a contest one shot so be patient. I want 37 reviews and I might update sooner! Look for new polls every month.