Chapter 8
Payback is a Bitch
James POV
It had been three weeks since Sirius had locked me and Lily in that broom cupboard and as reluctant as I was to admit that he was brilliant, his plan had worked flawlessly. However, that didn't mean we didn't still want revenge. Oh yes, me and Lily were absolutely going to get revenge. We had called a meeting together that consisted of the marauders, as well as Evie, Alice, and Frank. We were planning to meet in the heads dorm in around fifteen minutes; that gave us just enough time to go over our plan. Lily entered the common room from her own bedroom and skipped down the stairs.
"You ready?" She asked, excited. Her long dark red hair was falling in waves to her waist and her wide jade eyes sparkled every time she moved. Yes, I was ready.
"Of course my dear Lily flower!" I grinned at her scowl. She really was adorable when she scowled. I grabbed her around the waist and tugged her down onto my lap. She squealed and planted a chaste kiss on my lips before reaching around to grab our plans for revenge.
"Okay, you've got them?" She asked.
"Yeah, they're all nice and ready." I reassured her.
"Perfect. And you know who you're gonna be charming once the potion takes affect?"
"Of course. I've got Remus, Pete and Evie. You have Frank, Alice and Sirius even though I'm gonna throw in a few charms for him as well." I listed.
"Right, well, we have five more minutes." She said.
"And what do you suggest we do in those five minutes?" I wiggled my eyebrows suggestively, earning myself a slap to the forehead.
"We have five bloody minutes!" She exclaimed.
"That's enough time for a snog!" I responded, only half joking.
She rolled her eyes and didn't grace that comment with a response.
"Go get the food James." I ran upstairs and grabbed the butterbeers and cupcakes. This was supposed to be a gratitude party for our friends. Heh, gratitude party my arse. I would've been plenty grateful had they not WATCHED US SNOG! I carried the food downstairs and set it out on the table just as they entered our common room laughing.
"Welcome!" I greeted, opening my arms wide in the international sign of warm embrace. They gave me funny looks before tackling the food. They all took sips of butterbeer and ate their cupcakes happily. The potions in the food were designed to put them all to sleep, but only once everyone had tasted something. After a few seconds everyone had passed out on the floor.
"Game time" I said, grinning evily. I made my way towards Peter and we began our work. Once finished we woke them all up, trying not to laugh at their expressions upon seeing each other. Remus now had red bushy eyebrows and his eyes had been changed to the color of blazing orange. Peter had been transformed to have cat ears and a cat tail the color of hot pink. Alice was now a big nosed witch sporting a green wart. Evie's had gone completely goth, end of story. Frank now sported a geen and silver afro and anytime the song "Love Shack" was sung, he would start break dancing. Lastly, was Sirius. His silky black hair had been charmed to the color of puke green and made to look like pubes. His eyelashes were chopped off and he now sported a pot belly, pointy ears, and was dressed in drag. The spells wouldn't wear off for at least two weeks. Not to mention the piercing I had given him on his uh…well you get the idea.
"Arrrgggg! My body! My beautiful body! And my haaaair…" He began rolling around moaning about how his looks were destroyed and his reputation ruined. Me and Lily turned to each other, grinning.
"Paybacks a bitch mate." I said.
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