Dave hated it when his friends were upset about something. He hated it because there was hardly anything that he could do to help, and oh he did desperately want to help, but sometimes it was so hard to put into words. Let alone actions.

It was even harder when it came to Jade.

TG: okay so I know that you've kinda been feeling like a biggol turd I just haven't said anything before and im sorry for springing up now so lets have a feelings jam

He backspaced that sentence into oblivion because of how insincere it sounded. That and the fact that even though he was a rude person, that kind of rude only applied to Rose.

TG: hey u ok

Of course using a meme like that was one hundred percent unoriginal but 'Holy shit I'm not good at this dear Heavenly Snoop kill me now.'

GG: not particularly :/

'Oh boy here we go"

TG: i hear reading helps
TG: dont you have any books over on hell muder island
TG: if not i can rap something
TG: or send you a text file of romeo and juliet
TG: at least the way that i think it should have gone down

'Oh god what am I doing no no no'

After half a second of her not replying (Which was a year in Dave-time), he continued on.

TG: idk finger painting
TG: that shit is fun
TG: surely theres some paint on your little utopian hell island

He gulped, 'I am fucking this up real talk.'

GG: ha ha finger painting sounds fun, but all i only have watercolors :(

'Time to break down to drastic measures'

TG: time to break out my crayola
TG: i dont do this for anyone
TG: crayola is fucking sacred did you know that harley
TG: only masters of flowers and shades on the sun are able to use this
TG: masters of the tri color rainbows
TG: its not even ironic
TG: we are going to make this happen

And even though it wasn't a whole lot he could do for his friend, he did honest to God care for her, hoping that she would smile again.


(A/N) BBY I LOVE YOU AND IM SORRY THIS IS DOOKY BUT I LOVE YOU YOU ARE NOT A WASTE OF SPACE YOU ARE THE WITCH TO MY KNIGHT THE SPACE TO MY TIME I LOVE YOU YOU KAWAII BBY SMILE LETS FINGERPAINT...