Kitty O. has a drabble series called Underestimated. This is basically a continuation of number 15, Unrealistic. You should read those, because they're really good, but you can probably figure out what's going on with out. Still, they're awesome. Read them.
"What are you doing?"
The men froze. If the situation hadn't been so severe, Arthur would have laughed. Lancelot was on one knee, Gwaine was crouched, fingers interlocked, and Merlin was facing the wall with one foot on Lancelot's raised knee and one in Gwaine's hands.
"My lord… we thought you had us guard him so… you know, to help him escape," Lancelot explained, looking sheepish.
"Why would I do that?"
Merlin scrambled down. Gwaine stepped in front of him, glaring.
"I put you in charge so I can help him escape. Now stop fooling around and come on, Merlin."
