Mai:Hello, welcome back to our Q&A.

J.J.:Our? Its Jushiro's

Mai:Who asked you?

J.J.:Well it says it on the title.

Mai:Where is he anyway? He has questions to answer.

Jushiro:I am right here Mai-chan.

Mai:Hey Shiro-kun. When did you get here?

Jushiro:I never left. The fangirls are out there waiting for me because you told them they could rape me!

Mai: Yeah, sorry about that. I was in the moment. Well anyway they've got a few questions for you. First up Animefan0410:

I love these Q&A stuff, it's always such a laugh. You did say we could dareor ask Jushiro something, and I have a question for him.

You definitely are a fatherly type person so why is it that you don't have a kid? Are you not lucky with the ladies, like playing the field to much, can't find that special personto have a kid with,or are you just not fishing around because you're still a basically 30 or possibly 40yr old virgin?

(couldn't resist that question, I've always wondered. Can't wait to see what kind of answer you think of lol)

Mai:Yes I did say you can ask or dare him anything. Thanks for being the very first reviewer!

Jushiro:Have a mountain of candy! *give you a chocolate mountain with all sorts of candy*

Mai:Get to the questions, Jushiro.

Jushiro:Yes. I love children, not in that way Mai. I guess I just haven't found the right girl and even if I did I wouldn't want to be with her because I could succumb to my disease at any time or be killed in a fight. It would break her heart. But yes, I yearn for a child of my own.

Mai:You are so sweet! To the next question.

Jushiro:Honestly I don't consider myself lucky with the ladies, but they do seem to like me. I am not a player, I don't like playing with girls' hearts. I still haven't found the right girl to be with and you know, make babies.

Mai:Looks like we got the question. Hahaha.

Jushiro:I think I'm still a virgin. There was that one party Shunsui and Mai-chan dragged me to. I don't remember much about that night.

Mai:No you are a virgin. You were such a gentleman, even when you are drunk.

Jushiro:I am not embarrassed about being a 300 year old virgin.

Mai:He or she said 30. 300 is just so bad. Fail!

Jushiro:Stick and stones make break my bones, but names will never hurt me.

Mai:Sex will. You should all wait, at least until high school to do it, if you aren't waiting until marriage.

Jushiro:You know people that have already done that so young!

Mai:Yup. Not even in high school yet.

Jushiro:Well... our next guest is LilyGirl101:

ROFLMAO. Oh my god, that is great...I wish I could come up with questions...ooh, dare him to go to the highest tower and sing "Down with the Sickness" at the top of his lungs, naked, while waving a Japanese flag!

Mai:Wow this girl is good! And thank you!

Jushiro:Mai-chan....

Mai:Nope you still have to do the dare. I think you enjoy having your clothes off. I know I do.

Jushiro:Alright. *takes off clothes, finds tower, and waves the Japanese flag*
(Can you feel that?)
(Oh shit)
Ooh ah ah ah ah!
Ooh ah ah ah ah!
Drowning deep in my sea of loathing
Broken your servant I kneel
(Will you give in to me?)
It seems what's left of my human side
Is slowly changing ... in me
(Will you give in to me?)

Looking at my own reflection
When suddenly it changes
Violently it changes
Oh no, There is no turning back now
You've woken up the demon ... in me

Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Open up your hate, and let it flow into me
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
You mother get up
Come on get down with the sickness
You fucker get up
Come on get down with the sickness
Madness is the gift, that has been given to me

I can see inside you, the sickness is rising
Don't try to deny what you feel
(Will you give in to me?)
It seems that all that was good has died
And is decaying in me
(Will you give in to me?)

It seems you're having some trouble
In dealing with these changes
Living with these changes
Oh no, the world is a scary place
Now that you've woken up the demon ... in me....

J.J.:Mai, can we go back? I can see his peanut.

Mai:*takes multiple pictures* Nobody is telling you to watch. Go sexy! Here Lily*hands her photos*

Jushiro:*jumps down and puts on clothes* That was degrading.

Mai:Omg. You sang that so.... innocently I want to say but thats not right. Oh whatever. The point is that you killed it.

Jushiro:Why me?

Mai:Because we wanted to see a naked man and there are no others at the moment.

J.J.:I'm a man.

Mai:No. You are a little five year old. The only person that would have enjoyed seeing you would be Shiro-kun.

Jushiro:No I wouldn't have!

Mai:Oh you like little girls then.

Jushiro:No! I don't like children in that way. Can we get to the others? I think I'm actually going to hurt you.

Mai:But Shiro-kun, don't you love me as a sister or daughter.

Jushiro:Of course I do, Mai-chan, but you aggravate me very badly at times.

Mai:I know. It's a hobby. Next is pinkfire101:

I have a Qusetion. Okay can i get a drum roll? Are you really Tōshirō father?? And to xxbleedinglovexx keep up the good work! ^__^

J.J.:*brings out his drums*

Mai:You can stop now.

J.J.:*ignores Mai*

Mai:J.J.! *smacks him*

Jushiro:I am not Toshiro's father.

Mai:We aren't so sure about that. The results haven't come.

Jushiro:How can I have a child if I have never had sex before!?

Mai:I need money! That lady wanted the 'perfect' kid.

Jushiro:Kasaimai Sumiko!

Mai:*runs away* Shiro-kun! I kind of this enticing.

Jushiro:*chases and catches Mai* How could you? *drags Mai into a closet*

Mai:J.J. help!

J.J.:No! I finally got the show to myself. You two need couple counseling anyway.

Mai:We aren't dating!

Jushiro:*locks door*

J.J.:I wonder what they are doing. It's been 30 minutes.

Mai:*comes out shaking*

Jushiro:*looks better than before* I need to do that and I'm not-

J.J.:Look Mai, you got a request/compliment!

Mai:*reads* Thank you! In exchange for your compliment I will give you advice. Never make Jushiro mad. He will do bad things to you in a closet. You can't even imagine.

Jushiro:I would have thought you would enjoy it.

Mai:We are not to discuss this ever again. Oh Byakuya forgive me!

Jushiro:He isn't here. He is with Rukia. He is giving her the talk.

Mai:You mean the birds and the bees and the flowers and the trees.

Jushiro:Yup.

Mai:I have to see that. Since you guys were so nice, I'm going to demean myself and dance around a sombero.*throws hat and the floor and dances* Dada dada dadada dadadadadada da. Dada dada.

Jushiro:Alright Speedy Gonzales. Thats enough.

Mai:You racist! Got something against Salvadorians?

Jushiro:Speedy Gonzales is Mexican, though.

Mai:I'm Mexican too! Next time we will have Byakuya, Rukia, and Ichigo.

Jushiro:Mai-chan! They are in a feud! That would tear them apart.

Mai:Genius. I know.

J.J.:Messed up. You know the captain will kill him.

Mai:No! Of course not! Our Q&A is about bringing people together and breaking Jushiro sanity apart.

Jushiro:Bye. Review and send in your questions or dares to anyone of us. Even to our guests Byakuya Kuchiki, Rukia Kuchiki, and Ichigo Kurosaki.

Mai:Feel free to ask J.J. or me anything too. I'm crazy and dumb enough to do anything your guys can think of.

J.J.:With that said, bye bye.