Mai:Hi my awesome readers and welcome to another chapter of of Q&A with Jushiro Ukitake!
Jushiro:Thats me! *points at himself eagerly*
J.J.:No. Me! You are so stupid!
Jushiro:*gets all sad with puppy dog eyes* What?
Rukia and Mai:Back off you little thing!
Mai:Why hello Rukia and Ichigo. Oh my God Byakuya! *faints*
Byakuya:Does that happen often?
All:Nope.
Mai:Hi!
Byakuya:Let me guess, you love me.
Mai:Love is such a strong word. I like you... admire you at the most.
Byakuya:Thank you...... Oh my God is that the evil child that made me take my clothes off?!
J.J.:Mwhahaha. First up is LilyGirl101:
*takes the photos, grinning like an idiot* Thanks so much! Wow, I didn't expect you to actually do that!! This was even funnier than the first time! I like the closet part. :-P
Tell Jushiro thanks for so gracefully accepting my dare! Tell him he deserves some treats or something...
OK, next...hm...oh, ask him if he's **! That would explain the no children part...oh, no, wait, he's a virgin...oh well! Ask him anyway! Thanks!
Mai:You are welcome for the photos. I am selling copies for others for 5 dollars. Why wouldn't we do your dares? We are obligated to.
Ichigo:What's that about a closet?
Mai:No closet! I'll be a good girl!
Rukia:Nobody's going to make you go to the closet!*strokes Mai's hair and comforts her*
Jushiro:You liked it Mai-chan. You are welcome for the dare. She would have made do it anyway. She owns me now.
Mai:Yup, you weren't cheap either! Here Shiro-kun. *pets him like a bunny* Here are treats! From Lilygirl with love!
Byakuya: May I ask the question, Sumiko-san?
Mai:Yes.
Byakuya:So senpai are you....?
Jushiro:No! And I am not a virgin anymore.
Mai:Rape doesn't count.
Rukia:Captain....
Ichigo:Thats something I didn't need to know.
J.J.:What's rape?
Byakuya:Something desperate people do so they don't feel pathetic.
Mai:You learn something new everyday.
Jushiro: See, it wasn't rape!
Mai:It was. Rukia-chan, introduce the next.
Rukia:Alright. Next is Animefan0410:
Since Rukia is going to be there, I definitely have a dare *smiles evily* I dare Ichigo, Byakuya, and Jushiro to dress up as chapi bunny and hop around. Just for you Rukia! XD
Rukia:Chappy! Yay! My favwite wittle bunny!
Ichigo:Chappy? You want me to act like that stupid ass rabbit?!
Rukia:*punches Ichigo*
Mai:Bam! Right in the kisser.
Byakuya:I don't have to. She hasn't paid for me.
Mai:Please or I'll have to lock you in a room with J.J.
Byakuya:*sweat drops*I'll do anything you say. *dresses up like Chappy and hops* Hop I am a bunny. Hop. This is retard. Hop.
Ichigo:*does the same*
Jushiro:*joins the so called 'men'* Hop, hop, hop.
Mai:You are all so cute! Ay que chulos!
Jushiro:What?
Mai:That means, "Ah! You guys are so cute!" in Spanish. See we are educational! You just got a Spanish lesson.
Rukia:I'd never thought I'd see Nii-sama stoop to this level of behavior. It's so great! I've always dreamed to see Ichi in a Chappy suit.
Ichigo:Can we get out of these outfits?
Mai:Rukia-chan? This was for you.
Rukia:Yes. Ichigo, you are going to have to put that on later.
Ichigo:Anytime for you babe.
Byakuya:*kicks him in the face* Shut it, Kurosaki. You dingy boy.
Ichigo:You bastard.*raises his fist*
Mai:You don't even want to do that. You want to greet the next reviewer.
Ichigo:*hypnotized*I don't want to do that. I want to greet The Moogle Shinigami:
Alright, Ukitake-taichou. A Japanese store just opened in my home town I get to go there soon and pick out a couple of sweets. Since you always have some sort of candies for Toushiro and so on, what do you recommend?
Jushiro:I recommend Kasugai gummy and if you want something chocolaty, Bourbon-choco Zutsumi. I would want to try as many different kinds as I can if I were you and see which are your favorites.
Mai:Lucky! I wish they would open one in mine.
Jushiro:Next is katizo terusei:
katizo: UKITAKE-KUN! *hugs*
Charisei: Kat calm down
Katizo yes ma'am
Charisei: first Ukitake Katizo is obsessed with you can you give her a hug to shut her up?
Katizo: Mai i dare you to call byakuya byaku-boo.
Charisei: *pokes J.J.* Katizo the death poke won't kill him
Katizo: Aww man it took forever to get u that power.
Charisei: *lightbulb over head* be right back
Katizo: *runs after* DON'T YOU DARE GO KILL GRIMMJOW!
Jushiro:Of course I will hug you. *grabs katizo and gives her a big hug*
Mai:Don't rape her.
Jushiro:Why would I ever rape anybody?
All:.........
Mai:Byaku-boo!
Byakuya:I actually like you calling me that, Mai-chan.
Mai:*faints*
All:*shocked* Did you act affectionate?!
Byakuya:Yes. Is she going to do that all the time?
Jushiro:I hope she doesn't do that everytime you speak to her. We need her for stuff.....
Mai:No!
J.J.:*is poked* Hey! Watch where you're poking. I bruise like a banana.
Mai:Don't kill that smexy beast of an espada! No!
Byakuya:What about me?
J.J.:What about you? Jeez, all you people do is whine.
Ichigo:I think he's on his period.
J.J.:*drags Ichigo into the closet* Come here, you orange haired bitch.
Ichigo:Nooo!
Byakuya:So, Mai-chan, wanna go out some time?
Mai:Yes, I would like that very much. *thinking"Hell yeah! Yes! Si! And any other way to say yes!"*
Ichigo:*shaking and sits next to Rukia*
Rukia:*cuddles Ichi*
Byakuya:*glares*
Jushiro:What happened in there?
Mai:You should know. Its your special closet.
Jushiro:Then he isn't a virgin anymore.
Byakuya:Which reminds me, we never finished our little chat Rukia. Do you mind Mai-chan?
Mai:This is bound to be interesting.
Byakuya:Okay. When two people love each they get these urges*takes out sketch pad* They want to do this action to show their love. *draws cloud shaped thing with thin arms and legs and a crappy chappy doing obscene things*
Mai:Oh! Byaku-boo, thats a little too graphic. There is a child here.
Ichigo:He has to learn some time.
Byakuya:Shut up. You don't have the right to speak, ratty little boy.
Ichigo:Fuck you!
Byakuya:Fuck your whole family!
Ichigo:Guess what Mai's my cousin!
Mai:Awkward....
Byakuya:She must be the only good one in your family.
Jushiro:Before this gets worse, we are ending our Q&A. Bye.
Byakuya:Goodbye. I'll see you tomorrow, Mai-chan.
Rukia:Bye everyone. Chappy!
Ichigo:Stay away from the closet!
J.J.:Lates!
Mai: Next time it will be Grimmjow Jeagerjaquez, I want to make sure he isn't dead, and Ulquiorra Schiffer. No Chappies were harmed during this chapter. Well maybe the Chappy in Byakuya's drawing because it looked like it was borned with a defect and then hit by a car and then set on fire. Come up with some good questions and dares! This is all possible because if you. Damn it! Ichigo took my line!
