Mai:Welcome to the Q&A once again. Today we have Kenny-penny and Yachiru with us.

Ulquiorra:Kenny-penny?

Mai:Ulquiorra!? What are you still doing here?

Ulquiorra:I said I was going to write in my diary, not leave.

Mai:I think you may be the first person to actually want to stay. Leave.

Ulquiorra:Why should I trash? You should consider yourself lucky.

Mai:Whatever. Stay if you want.

Kenpachi:Why are we even here?

Yachiru:You were bored Ken-chan.

Kenpachi:Oh yeah. What did you do to Ukitake?

Mai:He's getting ready for Lily-chan. He's all exicted.

Kenpachi:Looks like your friend is first. LilyGirl101:

AHH! Jushiro's coming to my house! EK! Oh, my gosh, he called me "Lily-chan"...oh my gosh...Sorry, having a TOTAL freakout right now! Oh, Jushiro, you're the greatest! It's no wonder you're my favorite!! OH MY GOSH HE'S JUST SO ADORABLE! EEK!! He's coming to my HOUSE! I have to clean up...and make dinner...and chase everyone else out...and get ready and everything...
OK, I'm done (no I'm not) Yes, Mai-chan, you can call me "Lily-chan" too. I'll try my best to return him...:-p. Make no guarantees though!
OK, ask Kenpachi if he ever screams out random names and commands at his zampakto while trying to bring it out. (this is the only question I am going to waste on someone who is clearly NOT Jushiro. There ya go! :-)
Oh, my gosh, Jushiro's coming over to MY HOUSE! I get him all to myself for a night! YAY!

Mai:Well Kenny-penny, do call out random names?

Kenpachi:I'm getting desperate okay! I need to get stronger.

Jushiro:*bursts in* Alright I'm ready to spend the night! Any advice for me?

Yachiru:Don't use to much cologne!

Kenpachi:Don't get lost.

Ulquiorra:Don't be to deep. It'll scare her away.

Mai:Don't rape her.

Jushiro:Got it, bye!*leaves, slamming door*

Mai:There goes my Shiro-kun. Out into the world.*cries*

Yachiru:I want candy.

Kenpachi:I want to kill someone.

Ulquiorra:I want to write about how much I hate you trash and the evil demon and I wish that it were only me and Aizen left in the world. Speaking of that, where is it?

Mai:Him, Elmo, and the rest of Sesame Street Vatos went to take down Aizen.

Ulquiorra:Not lord Aizen! I'm coming!*sonidos out*

Mai:I finally got rid of him. J.J. you can come out.

J.J.:Cool. Its gone.

Yachiru:He's so.......handsome! Ahhh! Next is katizo terusei:

Katizo:*jumps excitedly* i'll be your girlfriend ukitake-kun
Charisei: calm down. *hands Yachiru candy* your too sweet for any dares.
Katizo: ya but on another note. KENPACHI MUST DO THE SOULJA BOY! and ukitake-kun has to do the caramelldansen.
Charisei: at the same time you two
both: *evil smile*
Katizo: *hands out popcorn*

Mai:Uh-oh. He's not here! Great, I'll have to use my zanpakuto. Come on out! erm sword!

J.J.:It's Consume in darkness. Bend reality at my will, Kuraiki.

Mai:I knew that. Consume in darkness! Bend reality at my will, Kuraiki! whoosh!

Kenapachi:What was the point of releasing it?

Mai:Kuraiki can take me anywhere at anytime in a flash. I don't even need to know the direction. Be back.*teleports to Ukitake, then teleports back with Jushiro*

Jushiro:Hn? What do you need? I was having a great dinner!

Mai:You have someone who wants who to be your girlfriend.

Jushiro:Yay! I have two girlfriends!*dances caramelldansen*

Mai:Shiro-kun you can't have two-

Kenpachi:*does Soulja Boy*

Mai:Oh shit! Kenpachi can dance.

Everyone:*receives popcorn*

Mai:Yummy! What was I going to tell Shiro-kun?

Kenpachi:That you were going to fight me!

Mai:*smacks him* No, thats not it. Well he's gone anyway.

Grimmjow:But I'm back! And I'm staying.

Mai:Great.

J.J.:Master!

Grimmjow:Here's Animefan0410:

I have to say, you have every right to be a bt conceeded (however you spell it) because you are awesome, and Ulquriorra is just jealous. I also have a question for Yachiru *gives a big bag of candy*, that's to make you answer truthfully. Does Kenpachi act fatherly towards you when nobody's around? Also, you rock Kenpachi, the day you ever somehow get bankai will be the day the world ends. In a good way..Everybody will be scared sh*tless of you lol

Grimmjow:I know.

Mai:Ahem. Is there something you should say?

Grimmjow:Thank you. I only said it cuz this kid's cool. Are you a boy or a girl?

Mai:If you don't mind him asking.

Ulquiorra:I am not jealous of this piece of trash.

Mai:You are back!

Ulquiorra:Yes, you lying trash. They weren't attacking, but the teletubbies were! Damn that Winky is tough. He got me in the eye with his antenna.

Mai:Okay. Yachiru needs to answer her question.

Yachiru:*gets bag of candy* I'll answer very truthfully! Ken-chan is very nice when nobodies around! He reads me bed time stories and gives me candy and tells me 'I love you, Chiru.' and sings to me.

Kenpachi:Enough! He/she didn't ask for details!

Yachiru:But Ken-chan, if people don't see you are a good daddy they'll take me away.

Kenpachi:*gets teary eyed* Shut it.

Mai:Be happy! Look at the rest of the review!

Kenpachi:Thanks. I will achieve bankai and I'll destroy every challenger who goes against me! I bet you are powerful.

J.J.:I want candy!

Yachiru:*gives him candy* Here! Have some!

Mai and Kenpachi:!?

Mai:She's sharing...

Ulquiorra:I think it's young 'love'.

Mai:Why is love in ' '?

Ulquiorra:I don't believe in love.

Mai:.....

Kenpachi:No! She can't have a boyfriend! Not my little girl.*yanks Yachiru and shunpoes out*

Mai:Kenny wait! Great its just me, Grimmjow, Uquiorra and J.J. now. I feel so lonely!

Grimmjow:How about we fill up that loneliness with a little frenchin'.

Mai:*runs out*

J.J.:It's just me, Master and evil emo mime clown. What should I do? I want alone time with him!

Grimmjow:I'm a little freaked out by that.*opens garganta*

Ulquiorra:Its me and that.

J.J.:*hits him with popcorn* I'm outta here! AHHHH!

Ulquiorra:Its only me again. Thank god! Tomorrow it will just be Grimmjow, J.J., Mai, and hopefully Ukitake returns. It's hard being the only sane one here. Be sure to review. Now where did I leave my x-acto blade.