Mai:S'up peoples! I like hot cheetos and hot guys.
Grimmjow:Well you're in luck cuz I'm hot.
Mai:But you don't have hot cheetos. Get outta here, sexta. Haha sex-ta.
Ulquiorra:Did you get high?
Mai:No. Only on Tuesdays. Just kidding.
J.J.:Master, would you like me to drug her for you?
Mai:......
Grimmjow:*considering it* No. I can get her on my own.
J.J.:Hai.
Mai:You two scare me big time.
Ulquiorra:Speaking of rape, where is the sick trash?
Mai:Why do you always say 'Speaking of.... then trash'?
Ulquiorra:I like saying it. Why are you always staring at our asses?
Mai:Because I like staring. What? Can't girls be pervy too?! Damn that therapy isn't working!
Ulquiorra:Calm. Breath. Our first today is pinkfire 101:
Hey again!! I Just wanted to say Grimmjow you are my favorite bad guy!! Ulquriorra you are my 3rd favorite!! Okay I have a dare. Here it is Grimmjow & Ulqurirroa I dare you both to sing dangerous by akon.
Grimmjow:I'm only as bad as you want me to be.
Mai:Grimmjow, are you trying to hit on her!
Grimmjow:Jealous?
Mai:Not really.
Ulquiorra:May we got on with this? I have things to do.
Mai:Doesn't seem like it since you always stay around here. *puts on dangerous on*
Ulquiorra:Girl, I can notice but to, notice you, noticing me
From across the room I can see it and can't stop myself
From looking and noticing you, noticing me
Watch out, I've seen her type before
:That girl is so dangerous, that girl is so dangerous
That girl is a bad girl, I've seen her type before
She's so dangerous, that girl is so dangerous
That girl is a bad girl, yeah
Grimmjow:Oh yeah, that's her
The big dog tryin' to get her little kitty to purr
Ex-man lookin' at me like I'm Lucifer
'Cause he knows I will deal with the case, yes sir!
If I was the last man I earth
I would only take that girl, end of search
She give a new definition to the word 'curve'
Got chicks in the strip club envying her
Body's like weapons of mass eruptions
See the glad on that phat obstruction
Tongue game give her new type of seduction
I'm trying to give that girl something, cha!
Ulquiorra:Girl, I can notice but to, notice you, noticing me
From across the room I can see it and can't stop myself
From looking and noticing you, noticing me
Watch out, I've seen her type before
That girl is so dangerous, that girl is so dangerous
That girl is a bad girl, I've seen her type before
She's so dangerous, that girl is so dangerous
That girl is a bad girl, yeah
Grimmjow:Oh, bad to the bone
Everything locked like a two three zone
I wanted to make my black snake moan
Talk a little bit then take that home
She bad and she know the deal
That's what I can't hide when she want to conceal
I mean, Meagan Good and Halle Berry
Put together in close to the jubee I see
No no! No disrespect
But this gyal a pon another level, cut the check, uh!
Tell king, max stop the press
Say kid, can I get a witness?
Ulquiorra:Girl, I can notice but to, notice you, noticing me
From across the room I can see it and can't stop myself
From looking and noticing you, noticing me
Watch out, I've seen her type before
That girl is so dangerous, that girl is so dangerous
That girl is a bad girl, I've seen her type before
She's so dangerous, that girl is so dangerous
That girl is a bad girl, yeah
I see you got that fire by the way that you walkin'
From left to right I watched her go down
Girl, I just want it right now, don't wanna do no talkin'
Shorty's so right, I need to slow down
Grimmjow:Figure 8, good body shape
When she on the dance floor, gyal I'm irate
When she do her thing man can't walk straight
That biscuit fi' soak up everything on ev'ery plate
Mad heels like Jessica P
I'm tryna give homegirl sex and the cit-t-ty
Itty-bitty waistline, moves with the baseline
One lick of punch, I'm fine, cha!
Ulquiorra:Girl, I can notice but to, notice you, noticing me
From across the room I can see it and can't stop myself
From looking and noticing you, noticing me
Watch out I've seen her type before
That girl is so dangerous, that girl is so dangerous
That girl is a bad girl, I've seen her type before
She's so dangerous, that girl is so dangerous
That girl is a bad girl, yeah
Mai:Good job, boys.
Ulquiorra:Nm.
Grimmjow:I dedicate this song to you, that girl I saw on my way here the hot one Ulquiorra not the other one member, and pinkfire.
Ulquiorra:I dedicate it to the hot girl too.
Mai:and?
Ulquiorra:pinkfire.
Mai:Ulqui! You are mean!
Ulquiorra:Next is another one of Grimmjow's fans. Animefan0410:
First of all, I am straight, and I'm a guy. And aww Kenpachi the awesome is gone. I was going to dare him to fight Ichigo..But since he's not here, I'll skip that and it won't happen, so don't bother : ) But I wouldn't mind seeing Starrk or Harribel (or both) in the show sometime..Can't think of any dares or questions
Mai:Kenny will be back eventually. Oh. That would have been an awesome dare! Hmph. Stark and Harribel will be here next time!
Grimmjow:You mean lazy ass and hot blonde are coming.
Mai:I hope you mean Harribel when you say hot blonde and not Lilynette.
Grimmjow:Errr....Yeah of course I do.
Ulquiorra:Pedophile trash.
Mai:J.J. hasn't hit you. Thats odd.
J.J.:Master finds it annoying now. One day,*points at Ulquiorra* you and all clowns, mimes, and emos shall pay!
Mai:I'm emo!
Ulquiorra:Really? I couldn't tell, you junkie.
Mai:Lily-chan's here! Hooray! I'm going ignore that insult.
LilyGirl101:Thanks so much, Zaki-chan (we all have our own names for him, don't we!) for answering my question! AnimeFan0401 is right! You do kick **!
AHH! *runs over and hugs Shiro-chan* No, Katizo! He's MINE! You can't have him!
To Chiru-chan: he didn't use too much, To Zaki-chan: He DID get lost, To Ul-chan: He didn't go too deep, and he didn't scare me away, and to Mai-chan, he didn't rape me! Hope that helps!
And, Mai-chan, we were having a great dinner! *pout* You didn't have to steal him! And that was the most fun night of my entire life! And Mai, since YOU own him, it's YOU who owes me fifty dollars worth of bubble bath (don't ask). Oh, my gosh, he's the greatest!!
Mai:Kenny-penny does kick some major ass.
Ulquiorra:The only reason he got some damn lucky was because of my advice!
Yachiru:*Pops out of the fridge* No mine! She would have choked to death as soon as she opened the door!
Kenpachi:*comes out of nowhere* No mine!
Mai:He got lost Kenny-penny. You are disqualified. Chiru-chan you are too young. Disqualified. Ulquiorra....you are too Ulquiorra. Disqualified!
Grimmjow:Mine's the best because I'm the best.
Mai:You weren't even here!
Grimmjow:Doesn't matter. Me. Best.
Mai:You. Retard. Oh, but Lily-chan! He went running back to you. He hasn't returned. As for the bubble bath, I am not going to ask...Here.*pays fifty dollars*
Kenpachi:Zaki-chan? Well it isn't as bad as Kenny-penny. Next is HanakoAnimeaddict:
You had to make fun if the idiot who is most like me! Not that I care.
Grimmjow, if you were a girl, who would you be with that is in the Espadas? If ulqui decides to come, make him sing Stand in the Rain by Superchick. If Ulquiorra isn't there, give it to the kitty! There is one last dare for the Sexta. Go in the closet with the Cuatro for an hour. No backing out!
Mai:Well you are gonna have to be specific about who. We are always making fun of each other.
Grimmjow:If I were a girl huh? I guess Nnoitra. Because he looks like he would be rough. I like it rough.
Mai:Is that why you like my abuse?
Grimmjow:Yes.
Ulquiorra:She never slows down
She doesn't know why but
she knows that when
She's all alone feels
Like it's all coming down
She won't turn around
The shadows are long
And she fears if she cries
That first tear
The tears will not stop
Raining down
So stand in the rain
Stand your ground
Stand up when it's all crashing down
You stand through the pain
You won't drown
And one day what's lost can be found
You stand in the rain
She won't make a sound
Alone in this fight with herself
And the fears whispering
If she stands, she'll fall down
She wants to be found
The only way out is through
everything she's running from
Wants to give up and lie down
So stand in the rain
Stand your ground
Stand up when it's all crashing down
You stand through the pain
You won't drown
And one day what's lost can be found
You stand in the rain
So stand in the rain
Stand your ground
Stand up when it's all crashing down
Stand through the pain
You won't drown
And one day what's lost can be found
So stand in the rain
Stand your ground
Stand up when it's all crashing down
You stand through the pain
You won't drown
And one day what's lost can be found
You stand in the rain *starts to cry* I'm sorry. This song always gets to me.
Mai:Whatever. Get into the closet.
Ulquiorra:May I torture him?
Mai:Go for it. You have an hour to.
Ulquiorra:*drags Grimmjow by hair*
Grimmjow:Ahhhh! No not that! Please!*goes on for an hour and runs out the closet into Mai's arms*
Mai:Here kitty kitty. Es okay! *whispers* Here is katizo terusei:
Katizo:*pets grimmjow like a kitty* i knew charisei wouldn't kill you
Charisei: because you took the ** power away
Katizo: Mai-chan i wanna see you yell and call ulquiorra a chupacabra.
Charisei: that is all
Mai:*throws distressed Grimmjow at Katizo*
Grimmjow:*purrs* Pet a little lower baby. Of course she can't kill me. Grimmjow fucking Jeagerjaquez! The fucking sexta.
Mai:Idiotic cat.*hits Grimmjow* Be respectful.
Grimmjow:*mocks Mai in a high voice* Be respectful.
Mai*drags him to closet*
Kenpachi:I hope she took him to the torture closet and not the rape closet.
Ulquiorra:How would you know which is which, Captain Can't Find My Way To The Bathroom And Pees In Ulquiorra's Dresser!
Kenpachi:I was going to pee myself!
Mai:What!? She wants me to yell!? OK? Does this count?! AHHHH!*points at Ulquiorra* Chupacapra! Aw I kidding. *pets and hugs him* I lub chuuu!
Grimmjow:Why are you so nice to him?
Mai:He's not conceited. And he reminds me of Byakuya.
Kenpachi:Shut up about Byakuya.
Mai:Blame me for liking the guy.
Ulquiorra:Why can't you just say you love him?
Mai:Why can't you mind your own business? Everybody get out of here! Next time Stark and Harribel will be here. Byakuya too so I can get those morons to shut up. 'Why can't you say I love you?' Why can't you act normal, you jerk!
Kenpachi:Remember our therapy. Breath in. Breath out.
Ulquiorra:No wonder it isn't working. You almost have as many problems as she does.
Jushiro:Hello and welcome-
Mai:We are already ending, stupid!
Jushiro:Sorry I haven't been here.
Mai:Next chapter Byakuya, Stark, and Harribel will be here. Grimmjow and Ulquiorra are permanent now. Thats the update.
Jushiro:Did I miss that much? I guess I was enjoying myself too much. I'm sorry reviewers.
Mai:I'm sorry that this chapter was late! Stupid school and siblings.
