Jushiro:Hello. Welcome to my Q&A.
Mai:Well I'm a part of this too!
Jushiro:*ignores Mai*Today Byakuya, Stark Coyote and Tia Harribel are here.
Stark:I'm sleepy. When's it nap time?
Tia:Hello.
Byakuya:I hope I won't have to strip anymore.
Mai:Only for me.*is ignored* WHY AREN"T PAYING ATTENTION TO ME?
Jushiro:Don't talk to me.
Mai:Why Shiro-kun? Why?
Jushiro:You didn't update.
Mai:*puppy dog eyes with sparkly tears* I'm sorry! I'm sorry reviewers! I'm sorry Shiro-kun! I'm sorry readers!*cries even more*
Jushiro:It's okay! I forgive you.*hugs Mai*
Byakuya:*pushes Jushiro* Mine!*hugs Mai harder*
Stark:Possessive much?
Mai:What about you and Tia? Anything going on there?
Stark:*blushes* I-I don't know what you are talking about. Here's Animefan0410:
*clears throat* I hope I don't get smacked bt Harribel for this..But I dare Harribel to gointo her release for, and stay that way the whole time she's on the show. (if you don't know what she looks like released image search harribel release). I'm also happy Grimmjow is now permanent. And I have 2 questions for Starrk. 1. Why are you so dam lazy? 2. How do you stay so fit? Because most fangirls drool over you..more than Grimmjow lol
Mai:Tia, if you will.
Tia:fine. Destroy, Tiburon!*releases*
Stark:*cat whistles*
Jushiro:*blushes*
Mai:*knocks Byakuya out* You aren't allowed to see.
Grimmjow:He's happy that I'm permanent, but thats to be expected.
Mai:I'm not happy. He hogs the bathroom for two hours! What the hell do you do in there? Jack off?
Ulquiorra:Hahaha yeah. He's probably like 'Harribel.. gah!'
All:............
Mai:Did you....did you just make a joke?
Ulquiorra:I smoked some of lord Aizen's pot before I got here.
J.J.:The weird emo mime clown is now high. Great.
Ulquiorra:C'mere lil' kid. Rawr! *grabs J.J. and is stroking his head* Hahahaha. It's a pony.
Stark:......Can I answer now?
Mai:Yes....
Stark:Why? Well why do some people like to exercise or read or get on the computer? Because we enjoy it.
Mai:I'm as lazy as Starky!
Stark:I am so fit because I have a lot of muscle and its not so easy to lose muscle I guess, you burn a little bit of calories sleeping and L said you burn calories thinking.
Mai:Something like that.
Stark:*yawns* Fangirls?
Mai:Yup. They are all over your posters and plushies and shit.
Grimmjow:Who cares about those girls! I've got like a thousand more.
Mai:You are so desperate. Get a hobby, job or a girlfriend or something.
Tia:Katizo is here. katizo terusei:
Katizo: we iz back!
Charisei: ignore her she had coffee
Katizo: yepperz!
Charisei: *picks J.J. up by collar* if u hurt Ulqui-kun i'll kill u you piece of garbage.
Katizo: I KNEW U LIKED ULQUIORRA! perfect couple!! he calls people trash and u call people garbage.
Charisei: weren't u ** when u read this
Katizo: oh ya *goes to kill lily girl*
Charisei: um...okay i wanna see Grimmjow sing the meow mix theme song
Katizo: MUHAHAHA UKITAKE-KUN IZ MINE NOW!!
Charisei: *whisper* help me!
J.J.:*is lifted and threatened* Back up outta my face or we are going to have some problems.
Mai:J.J.
J.J.:She touched me though! We Sumikos don't like to be touched.
Mai:I do.
Byakuya:Only by me I hope.
J.J.:*smacks Ulquiorra with a pot* I can hit him all I want.
Mai:You two are going to therapy after this!*hands out Kenpachi's card*
Ulquiorra:Anything you say! Moooo!
Mai:You aren't a cow. You're a bat.
Ulquiorra:Bat! Bat!*giggles*
Mai:Bats don't go bat! They go eeekk! eeekk! Grimmjow sing it in English. K?
Grimmjow:I want chicken I want liver
Meow Mix Meow Mix
Please Deliver
I want chicken I want liver
Meow Mix Meow Mix
Please Deliver
I want chicken I want liver
Meow Mix Meow Mix
Please Deliver
I want chicken I want liver
Meow Mix Meow Mix
Please Deliver
Byakuya:*starts crying* I had a cat once, but grandfather took him away! We use to sing this very song. Then I sold the song to those guys! I feel so treacherous!
Mai:*hugs Byakuya*There there, Byaku-kun. You'll go to therapy too.
Byakuya:We are going to discuss this and our relationship.
Mai:Not this again.
Byakuya:Why can't you just show you emotions?
Mai:You are one to talk.
Ulquiorra:I think Charisei likes me you guys.
Mai:Really? You don't say!
Ulquiorra:I do! She was like don't touch Ulqui-kun! N I was like Wow is that a unicorn out there?
Stark:Damn! The cuatra's fucked up! No wonder Aizen's always mellow and coming up with crazy shit.
Tia:I am disappointed.
Mai:He's a funny bunny when faded! I guess I can cross him off my 'who I'd think it would be fun to get high with' list.
Jushiro:He is touching himself Mai-chan.
Ulquiorra:*is stroking his arm* Ohh this feels good. You guys I feel so good. Oh yes.
Mai:He took some of the ecstasy Kenpachi gave me!...Not that I would take it........
Byakuya:Better not. LilyGirl101:
YAY!! Byakuya-nee-chan is coming!! YAY! *happy dance*
AH! *hides behind Shiro-chan* Katizo is coming to kill me! Save me, Mai-chan, Shiro-chan, Byakuya-nee-chan! HELP!! Please! We can share, OK? We'll be his harem or something!
*takes the money* Thanks very much, by the way...just...forget we ever had this conversation, k-k? You too, Shiro-chan...
Alright...update faster this time! While waiting for you, I wrote the crappiest story in history, I was so bored! Oh and ask...Byakuya-nee-chan...you once made a joke that you used your zanpakto to cut your hair...what DO you use? Where do you go? Just out of the curiosity of the female heart, tell me
Byakuya:Thank you for the kind greeting.
Mai:He better just be nee-chan or we will have some problems. Anyway! Welcome back Lily-chan!
Jushiro:*grabs LilyGirl* No killing.
Mai:Yes, there will be no fighting over Jushiro. Say your sorrys girls! Don't worry, I won't remember a thing.
Jushiro:Me either.
Mai:What are we forgetting?
Jushiro:I don't know.
Mai:Good. I will try to update sooner k? I bet it isn't crappy! I'll read it later and tell ya what I think!
Byakuya:I go to the hair salon in the Seireitei. I use L'oreal shampoo and conditioner. Because I'm worth it!*does hair flip*
Ulquiorra:Well I use Garnier Fructis. Garnier...take care!*does hair flip*
Byakuya:You garnier garbage!
Ulquiorra:L'oreal loser!
Byakuya and Ulquiorra:GRRR!
Mai:They both represent different hair care brands. Break it up. You both have beautiful hair.
Byakuya:Well, you pot head, at least I have her.*kisses Mai*
Ulquiorra:The pot wore off and I have her!*grabs Charisei*
Jushiro:I have two! Hahaha.
Tia:You shouldn't be proud of that, tonto.
Mai:Tonto means dumb in Spanish.
Grimmjow:Go out with me please! *grabs Tia's knees*Please!
Stark:ZZZZZZZZ*snores*
Mai:I got a blonde joke for you, Tia.
Tia:Whatever.
Mai:Okay. There are three girls and a mirror that sucks in liars. The red headed girl says"I think I'm the smartest girl in the world!" She gets sucked in. The brunette says"I think I'm the prettiest girl in the world!" She gets sucked in. The blonde says"I think...I think....AHHH!"She gets sucked in.
Tia:Very funny. I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
Mai:I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't stick my head that far up my ass!
Tia:Roses are red. Violets are blue. God made me pretty, what the fuck happened to you?
Mai:Mirrors don't talk sweetie. Lucky for you! Cuz they'd be laughing!
Tia:GRRR!
Mai:I hope I didn't insult or hurt any blondes out there. I just wanted to share some funny jokes I got from this website. It's got like a dozen good yo mama and blonde jokes. If you want to kick a racist's ass, go to my science teacher. He is always making fun of this one blonde in front of the whole class. But then again, she is the stereotypical definition of blonde. Hope to see you next time!
Tia:Your mom's so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go!
Mai:Your mom's so fat, when she wears her yellow jacket people say, "look it's the magic school bus!"
Tia:Your mom is so stu- Your mom is so fat- no that isn't good. You've won this round!
Mai:In your face!*does her victory dance*
Byakuya:Con-grad-ulations baby. Don't dance like that unless I'm gonna get a private session.
Mai:You sure are. *goes into room*
Byakuya:Nobody go in for a few nights.*follows Mai*
Jushiro:Tomorrow we will all be in Kenpachi's office for group therapy. Yes he is licensed, I was as shocked as you are. In therapy will be Ulquiorra, Grimmjow, Byakuya, Mai, Tia, J.J., Kenpachi, of course, and myself. Take care! And you can still send in questions and dares.
