Hi everyone again. I finally got the drill of this stuff. I don't own the rights to harry potter characters and to lady gaga references. there you go.

Ra-Ra-Ra-Ra-Ra Ra-Ma-Ra-Ma-Ma Ga-Ga-Ooh-La-La Watch out that Romance.

"La, La, La, Ga, Ga, Ra.. that romance. Hmm. Hmm." hummed James. James noticed a smudge on his Lady GaGa CD. "GOSH DANGIT! THAT'S THE THIRD SCRATCH THIS WEEK! UGHHHHHHH. MOM!"

No answer. "MOM!" No answer. "This is what happens when you live in a family with no good musical taste... I swear..." muttered James. James wasn't like Harry or Ginny. He resembled Dudley a bit, he was a bit plump, and he loved skinny jeans and lady gaga. Quite frankly, he was teased repetitively at school. Secretly, James hated school, but didn't want to tell his parents for his fear of being removed from the family, and letting his father down. James did well in most of his O.W.L.S. but that doesn't mean he didn't like them. He strived to be like his father in every way, but found that being rebellious had more rewards than being "the son of his father".

Right as James is in a rant about his CD, Albus blasts through the door. "WHAT DID I TELL YOU. YOU HAVE TO KNOCK FIRST! MERLIN'S GRAVE, ALBUS, YOU'LL NEVER LEARN!" yelled James.

"Sorry James, I was just wondering what that spell is to make the things come to you... you know, that one..." asked Albus. Albus has always been the runt in the family, and probably always will be. He is pushed around by a lot of people, he resembles Neville Longbottom in a way, except that he got Harry's poor vision. He wears the most hideous glasses, because those were the only glasses that could fit his eyes perfectly. Harry sees a lot of potential in him, but whenever Harry tries to teach Albus the ways of Hogwarts, something ALWAYS ends up going wrong, so he gave up trying. Nonetheless, he still goes to Hogwarts, it's his second year, and Albus couldn't be more thrilled.

"You seriously don't know? Come on man, I can't be your walking dictionary all the time, you have to learn some of this crap on your own!" James nagged annoyingly.

"I'm just wondering, geez, I'll look it up, never mind then." Albus turned to walk out of the door, when he heard a BANG and ran straight into Ron, then fell over. James starting to laugh hysterically.

"Sorry little guy, didn't realize you were in the room, and sorry James, I would've knocked, but..." explained Ron while letting Albus struggle on the floor.

"Yeah, yeah I understand. What are you here for Uncle Ron?" James stated

"Well, you see... I just... ummm... work stuff. Is your dad around?"

"No, he's out with mom, you know... on a date... Merlin knows how that'll work out..."

"He's out on a date at 1 in the afternoon? Not a very romantic fella, your dad."

"No kidding." agreed James, "But while you here Uncle Ron, I got some scratches on my... ummm... quidditch recordings... and I was wondering if you could fix it considering I can't use magic outside of school?"

"Hey, no problem." Ron walked next to James and stood behind him and picked up his Lady GaGa CD, "Is this a Lady GaGa CD? Ha, because I definitely won't repair that."

"Are you kidding, only sissys like her! Ha!" A tear escaped from James's eyes, "Do you know what, on the second thought, don't repair it. I'm going to go... take a walk for a while..." He pushed his way past Ron and ran out the door, sobbing hysterically.

"What was that about? Was he crying?" asked Ron

"I.. hmph, hmph." muffled Albus on the carpet, as he was trying to get up.

"Well, I guess I'd better go. Let your dad and mum know I was here." said Ron, about to leave the room.

Ron went past Albus, now on his knees, and accidentally made Albus fall right back on the floor. That seems to happen to Albus a lot these days. Ron swore he could've heard Albus mutter "I hate my life." or something of that nature. Ron suddenly hesitated to apparate, how could he go back to Hermione without getting interrogated? There was only one thing left to do.