Mai:Hola!

Jushiro:Konnichi wa!

Ulquiorra:Guten Tag.

Grimmjow:Bonjour.

Kakashi:Ummm, Jushiro took my language.

Mai:Just say hello.

Kakashi:Hello! Our first is Sougyo no kotowari1012:

GREAT! NOW I FEEL BAD!... Maybe you shouldn't have said "Nobody will hurt you" Jushiro,
AND I AM NOT A HEARTLESS *! I just have my moments where i feel the need to be evil, Oh and Ulquiorra. If there were a fight between Byakuya and Yoruichi, who do you think would win?
BYAKUYA: Axe isn't THAT bad, haven't you seen the commercials, or do you even watch T.V.?? That's all i'm going to say to you because i enjoy my head being attached to my body... *mumbles profanities*
Grimmjow: your not lonely, Remember... You could beat Ichigo's a** anyday, so technically you have him. And you sorta have Mai :))

Jushiro:Don't feel bad. You don't have a reason to! What I meant by"Nobody will hurt you" is us. You guys can hurt us......

Mai:But who want to hurt me?*someone throws chair at Mai*

Ulquiorra:The trashy woman would win in that fight.

Byakuya:Screw you, you clown. I apologize for calling you a heartless-there's no need to finish. I was angry about losing my L'oreal. And I don't think axe is for long hair.

Grimmjow:I don't want Ichigo! I want-

Mai:Don't finish that.

Grimmjow:I have you.

Byakuya:No, she's mine.

Kakashi:To prevent a fight for breaking out in this lovely home I'll introduce the next person. pinkfire 101:

Hi Mai! I just want to say love this Q & A's I mean i don't really read Q & A but this is one of my favorite storys! Anyway i want to ask a few Qusetions. Okay so here it goes. First up is Grimmjow.

What is your type of girl? And if you read what's your favorite book?

Ulquiorra: What is your favorite animal and why?

Jushiro: If you could do a girl captin who would it be??

Thank you!! That is all for now but i thinlk it would be awsome to have Karin, Yuzu, And Toshiro on here with Ichigo and if you do i ot plans of that one. (laughs evily) Good-bye

Mai:Hi!*waves like an idiot* Thanks for liking it.

Grimmjow:My type would be a girl with a sense of humor and can take a joke, is hot, and is feisty. A book? Reading?

Mai:?

Kakashi:My favorite is-

All:Icha Icha Paradise.

Kakashi:No, its-

All:Icha Icha Violence.

Kakashi:No, actually-

Mai:*yells out really loudly* Make out Tatics!

All:*stares*

Mai:Fangirl moment.

Byakuya:I'm watching you Hatake.

Ulquiorra:My favorite animal is the bat. It is my zanpakuto and it is quiet and stealthy.

Jushiro:Girl captain? There aren't many choices.

Soi Fon:*punches him*

Jushiro:That makes it automatically Unohana.

Mai:Yeah! I can make that happen. Major awkwardness.

Soi Fon:LilyGirl101:

Oh! KAKASHI?!?!? REALY?!?!?!? You're right! He IS hot! One of the hottest of them all! However ,Shiro-chan is the only one for me. He beats even Kakashi as far as hot-ness is concern. Ooh, but ask Kakashi to draw me a picture! I want to see how good an artist he is! Also, ask me if he can teach me some jutsus after the show!

Hey, pinkfire101...he doesn't need any girl captains! He has me and Katizo! But...answer the question, Shiro-chan, so that I may go and kill said female captain...just kidding...kind of...

Sorry for making you jealous earlier, Shiro-chan. It's just that Zaki-chan is so tall, and I wanted a piggy back ride :-( You can give me one later, OK? Oh, Shiro-chan, do you wanna go on a rollercoaster with me? There's a really big one right near where I live! I have enough money and everything! Please? Please? PLEASE?!?!?

This is so stereotypical, but can Soi Fon and Yoruichi sing "I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry? I just wanna hear dem girlies singin! Ooh, and can I dance with them? Yoruichi is my favorite female character! I like her a lot!

Hey, bring Shiro-KUN on the show next, OK? I want to play with his hair! (by Shiro-KUN, I mean Hitsuguay-taicho). I also have these really cool charms...they're ice cubes and strawberries, and I wanna hang them on his zanpakto!

Love ya'll!
LilyGirl101 (but you can all call me Lily-chan ;-P )

Kakashi:I guess I am good looking. Not to sound conceited.

Grimmjow:Yeah, thats my thing.

Mai:You haven't been doing it lately.

Grimmjow:I've been down in the dumps.

Ulquiorra:Why didn't you stay there?

Mai:No fights today. Kenpachi said we have to go one day without physical violence in our group.

Grimmjow:Damn it! Fuck!

Jushiro:Rollercoaster? I'm afraid but I'll go anywhere for you.

Kakashi:That's what the main male character said to the love of his life in Make out Tatics.

Mai:Kakashi!*glomps*

Kakashi:A little late there.

Mai:You are always late.

Yoruichi:Yo!

Kakashi:You are calling me late.

Mai:Yoru! You said you'd be here! You are lucky you haven't gotten questions or dares.

Yoruichi:Sorry. There was an-

Kakashi:An old lady that needed help. I've used that.

Soi Fon:Yoruichi-sama*bows down to the floor.*

Mai:Ready?

Yoruichi:Yup. *music plays, LilyGirl comes in dancing* This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention

I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it

Soi Fon:No, I don't even know your name
It doesn't matter,
You're my experimental game
Just human nature,
It's not what,
Good girls do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey

I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it,

Soi Fon & Yoruichi:Us girls we are so magical
Soft skin, red lips, so kissable
Hard to resist so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent

I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it

Mai:Toshiro is coming! Tomorrow.

Yoruichi:Animefan0410:

Way to rip off George Lopez, you rule for it! XD

I have to say, Grimmjow, you seriously need to just go to a bar and ick up some girl, or go to one of those internet dating sites and leave out the fact that your a bloodthirsty warmonger..Or you'll attract the weirdo.

I definitely have a dare for all the bleach characters that are there..I dare you to all team up on Kakashi and kick his ** (I don't care for the show Naruto lol). Now I have a question for Soi-fon and 2 for Yoruichi. My question for you Yoruichi is: Why do you sound like a guy when your a cat? 2nd. What is your preference? Because I have to say, you seem like you probably go both since you have obviously been with alot of men, hence why you had no problem being naked around nude Ichigo in that underground area of Urahara's shop. Plus it seem sliek soemthing's going on with you and Urahara, and you seem really really close to Soi-Fon
My question for you Soi-Fon is: Why are you so over obsessed with Yoruichi?

Mai:I love George Lopez! I've seen and heard all of his jokes so many times I bring them up unconsciously.

Grimmjow:I met a girl last night.

Mai:And I won the lottery.

Kakashi:Beat me up?

Mai:Oh no! Do it quickly guys.

Jushiro:Well, I'm not going to enjoy this.

Byakuya:I am.

Kakashi:Ow, ufff!

Mai:Not his face!

Grimmjow:What does it matter? He wears a mask.*punches*

Kakashi:Ouch!

Ulquiorra:*kicks*

Soi Fon:I believe thats is enough.

Kakashi:Thank you! I love you.

Soi Fon:*blushes*

Mai:She like a guy because she likes to fuck around with people's minds.

Yoruichi:Pretty much. I like guys, especially the young ones like Ichigo or Byakuya.

Mai:You can take Ichi. Keep your paws off Byakuya though.

Yoruichi:I liked him when he was Ichigo's age.

Mai:Pedophile.

Yoruichi:But I love Kisuke too!

Mai:Then there's some hope.

Soi Fon:I am not obessed....Yes I am. I just, she's so cool and I aspire to be her! I want to protect her as well. It's my job.

Mai:You don't have a crush. It's worse than that.

Kakashi:*reading book*

Mai:Hey didn't you say once, as an excuse, that a cute girl crossed your way so you had to dance.

Kakashi:Yes.

Mai:Well there are so cute girls here and you haven't danced.

Kakashi:*dances*

Mai:Who is is for?

Kakashi:For Soi Fon.

Soi Fon:*blushes*

Grimmjow:Damn it! Another hook up and it ain't for me!

Mai:Shut up.

Byakuya:katizo terusei:

Katizo: poor kitty-kun *pets Grimmjow*
Charisei: um...okay then Mia i want you to dance to butterfly's samurai
Katizo: ukitake-kun i will TRY not to kill lilygirl. no promises
Charisei: oh and ulquiorra has to sing the emo song
Katizo: you just wanna hear his voice
Charisei: ya!

Grimmjow:I know right.

Mai:I'll do it. *starts dancing*

Ulquiorra:Dear Diary:

Mood: Apathetic.

My life is spiralling downward.
I couldn't get enough money to go to the
Blood Red Romance and Suffocate me dry concert.
It sucks 'cause they play some of my favorite songs
like "Stab My Heart Because I Love You" and
"Rip Apart My Soul" and of course,
"Stabby Rip Stab Stab".
And it doesn't help that I couldn't
get my hair to do that flippy thing.
Like that guy from that band can do.
Some days, you know...

I'm an emo kid, non-conforming as can be
You'd be non-conforming too if you looked just like me
I have paint on my nails and make-up on my face
I'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs
'Cause I feel real deep when I'm dressing in drag
I call it freedom of expression,
most just call me a fag
'Cause our dudes look like chicks,
and our chicks look like dykes
'Cause emo is one step below transvestite!

Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
I don't jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo

I'm dark, and sensitive with low self-esteem
The way I dress makes every day feel like Halloween
I have no real problems but I like to make believe
I stole my sister's mascara now, I'm grounded for a week.
Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies
I can't get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing
Girls keep breaking up with me,
it's never any fun.
They say they already have a pussy,
they don't need another one

Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
I don't jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo
Dye in my hair and polish on my toes
I must be emo
I play guitar and write suicide notes
I must be emo

My life is just a black abyss,
you know, it's so dark.
And it's suffocating me.
Grabbing ahold of me and tightening its grip,
tighter than a pair of
my little sister's jeans...
which look great on me by the way.

When I get depressed I cut my wrists in every direction
Hearing songs about getting dumped give me an erection
I write in a live journal and wear thick rimmed glasses
I told my friends I bleed black and cry during classes
I'm just a bad, cheap imitation of goth,
You can read me "Catcher in the Rye", and watch me jack off.
I wear skin tight clothes while hating my life
If I said I like girls, I'd only be half right!

I look like I'm dead and dress like a homo
I must be emo
Screw XBox, I play old school Nintendo
I must be emo
I like to whine and hit my parentals
I must be emo
Me and my friends all look like clones
I must be Eee-Mo

My parents just don't get me, you know.
They think I'm gay just because they saw me kiss a guy.
Well, a couple guys. But I mean, it's the 2000s.
Can't 2 ... or 4 dudes make-out with
each other without being gay?
I mean, chicks dig that kind of thing anyways.
I don't know diary,
sometimes I think you're the only one that gets me,
you're my best friend...

I feel like tacos

Mai:Wow. That's pretty much Ulquiorra in a nutshell. Here is applecrisp666:

this story is awesome. I love it. Much loves to Grimmjow and Ulquiorra, they are my 3rd and 4th fav bleach characters(1st and 2nd are Gin and Aizen). If Kakashi is gonna be anwsering questions and doing dares, then coukd you get him to take off his mask?

Mai:Take it off.

Kakashi:*takes off mask*

Mai:Take it off!

Kakashi:What!?

Mai:Shirt too. Fine.

Byakuya:*covers Mai's eyes*You aren't allowed to see!

Mai:NOOO!

Jushiro:Here is HanakoAnimeaddict:

I have one question and dare for our lovely espada! Ulquiorra, are you a pedophile? How old are you? And, what sexuality are you? Did Aizen ever rape you? Were you ever raped? Is Szayel your friend? Why do you know true despair? Are you emo? Why do you hate Grimmjow? What did you to him in the closet to make him run?
Now my dare is simple. Go sing Barbie Girl; anyone can be Ken! While you are at that, dress up as Barney and sing, " I Love You" around the sereitei!

Ulquiorra:I am not a pedophile. Age:unknown.

Mai:I like to think he is in his twenty's but the make up hides it.

Ulquiorra:I am straight.

Grimmjow:As a circle.

Ulquiorra:Aizen did molest me, but not rape me. I have been raped*looks nervously at Mai* but I'm not saying who. Szayel isn't my friend, nor do I want him to be. I know true despair because I have felt it. More frequently now then ever. I am emo. Grimmjow is an annoying, conceited, self centered, pathetic moronic cat with no chance at a love life.

Grimmjow:Hey! Emo bastard.

Ulquiorra:I'll tell you what I did. I performed and tested many forms of torture.

Grimmjow:It was just horrible.

Mai:Kakashi will be Ken.

Kakashi:Hi Barbie
Ulquiorra:Hi Ken!
Kakashi:Do you wanna go for a ride?
Ulquiorra:Sure Ken!
Kakashi:ump In...

Ulquiorra:I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Kakashi:Come on Barbie, let's go party!

Ulquiorra:I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a blond bimbo girl, in the fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
Kakashi:You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
Ulquiorra:kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

(uu-oooh-u)

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Kakashi:Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ulquiorra:(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Kakashi:Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ulquiorra:(uu-oooh-u)
Kakashi:Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ulquiorra:(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Kakashi:Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ulquiorra:(uu-oooh-u)

Ulquiorra:Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Kakashi:Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,
hit the town, fool around, let's go party
Ulquiorra:You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

Kakashi:Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ulquiorra:(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Kakashi:Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ulquiorra:(uu-oooh-u)
Kakashi:Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ulquiorra:(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Kakashi:Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ulquiorra:(uu-oooh-u)

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Kakashi:Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ulquiorra:(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Kakashi:Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ulquiorra:(uu-oooh-u)
Kakashi:Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ulquiorra:(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Kakashi:Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ulquiorra:(uu-oooh-u)

Ulquiorra:Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Kakashi:Well Barbie, we're just getting started
Ulquiorra:Oh, I love you Ken!

Ulquiorra:That wasn't a real invitation you old pervert.

Kakashi:I feel disgusting now. I'm going to need a shower.

Ulquiorra:You don't know how lucky you are. *dresses up like Barney* I love you. You love me.....*goes to Seireitei*

Mai:Hahahaha. *rolling on the floor*

Byakuya:You wished Ulquiorra was your Barbie, don't you Hatake?

Kakashi:Not really.

Grimmjow:Don't you ever get mad?

Kakashi:Not really.

Byakuya:Whatever.*thinks:bastard better stay away*

Soi Fon:*thinks:what a man!*

Yoruichi:*thinks:I wonder how old he is? Under 18 and I'm going for it!*

Mai:*thinks:Hot cheetos! No, monkeys! No actually, hot cheetos!*

Grimmjow:*thinks:I'm way hotter thatn him!* I'm bored. I think I'll rap.

Jushiro:*smiles. thinks:Please don't rap and make a fool of yourself.*

Grimmjow:My-

Ulquiorra:I have returned trash.

Mai:Thank the lord! Grimmjow was going to rap. I mean darn! Grimmjow was about to rap. So how did it go?

Ulquiorra:I was beaten up by Kenpachi. Someone told him I was Godzilla, the ultimate challenge. Some crazy girl named Momo was chasing me saying"You know where Aizen is! You know where Aizen is!" I got beat up a few more times and yeah. Thats how it went.

Mai:So pretty well then.

Ulquiorra:I would say so.

Soi Fon:I'll be going then.....

Mai:Bye! Come back anytime!

Kakashi:Wait, you want to do something?

Yoruichi:How old are you?

Kakashi:26.

Grimmjow:Not two!

Yoruichi:Oh. How about you?

Grimmjow:I'm pretty sure I'm under 18 years old.

Yoruichi:Good enough for me.*takes Grimmjow away*

Kakashi & Soi Fon:*leave*

Jushiro:I have a rollercoaster to get on with Lily-chan.

Mai:Lets go Byaku-boo.

Byakuya:Yes, Mai-chan.

Ulquiorra:I have nothing to do now, alone.

J.J.:I'm back! What have I missed?

Ulquiorra:Tomorrow Ichigo Kurosaki, Karin Kurosaki, Yuzu Kurosaki, and Toshiro Hitsugaya will come.

J.J.:That's a lot of people here! It'll be me, you, Grimmjow, Jushiro, Toshiro, Ichi, Karin, Yuzu, and Mai!

Ulquiorra:Yes, but what can we do? We are just extras. Except they like me more.

J.J.:Don't make me hate you again.

Ulquiorra:Good bye.