Mai:Hi.....

Jushiro:Where is your usual peppiness?

Mai:I'm sick. Achoo! Poor Shiro-kun! You feel like this most of the time, don't you?

Byakuya:Maybe you used up to much energy raping people!

Mai:You are one to talk, Mr. SURPRISE! and rape.

Grimmjow:I have a headache. What happened last night?

Mai:You don't want to remember. Sougyo no kotowari1012:

*Tongue stuck to snow cone* Great... oh well,
I have a question for Jushiro, Does my screen name sound familiar to you? I would have thought someone would have pointed that out...
and i have a dare for Byakuya: i dare you, in the next captian's meeting, to start randomly singing the happy song, and if you don't know what it is, look it up on youtube.
and Mai-chan: What would you say if i just saw a "I hate Byakuya" link on some website... Just a question, it may be true, it may not...

Jushiro:I'm thinking.....

Mai:It's your freakin' zanpakuto's name!

Jushiro:I thought you were sick!

Mai:I get impatient when I'm ill. Achoo!

Byakuya:The happy song?

Mai:Do it right when Yamamoto starts speaking!

Byakuya:Alright.

Mai:An "I hate Byakuya" link. Well whoever made it is a stupid ass prick with a stick up his ass.

Grimmjow:You know thats how they describe your boyfriend right?

Mai:Then they are a gay bunch of freaking faggots that suck dick.

Grimmjow:They call him that too.

Mai:*punches Grimmjow* Who asked you anyway? If it is real, I'd like to see it.*coughs*

Ulquiorra:Not much you can do at that state. Here is LilyGirl101:

AAHH! The rape closet! Shiro-chan told me about that! I have nightmares...*shies away* Mai-chan, you're scaring me!! Shiro-chan...*sobs* Mai-chan, that was scary! Why'd you do that to them, DarkDanteJ? *sobs* I feel so scarred...at...at least Shiro-chan isn't a rapist anymore...right? *doesn't think that's a very good excuse for what she just witnessed* Shiro-chan...how could you do that?

Mai-chan, if you keep raping people, I'm going to go away! And I want that costume back! You don't get it again until you've learned some respect for the opposite gender! Also, you don't get a girl's night out until you apologize! To EVERYONE! ESPECIALLY SHIRO-KUN! HE DIDN'T NEED THAT! *starts sobbing again* I was so scared!

Thanks, Hatake-chan, for the drawing! It was a *goes off to learn some jutsus* I have a feeling I am going to have a very good time! *slinsg to Kakashi's arm* You're the only person who hasn't been in the rape closet...you're the only person who isn't scaring me right now...*sobs* I'm scared, Hatake-chan!

No guests next time? *wipes her tears* That's a little sad. OK, bring Matsumoto on sometime, OK? I really like Matsuomoto...Oh, if Grimmjow-chan is still lonely, I'll stay with him after the show! You guys always seem to leave him alone all by himself!

I'm going off to learn jutsus from Ha-chan (gave Kakashi a new nickname) Bring him on the show again sometime!

*runs from the room sobbing*
Signed,
Scared as h e l l,
LilyGirl101 (I have also revoked your rights to call me "Lily-chan", Mai, JUSHIRO)

Jushiro:Forgive me!

Mai:Me too! What the hell was wrong with us that day? I mean I know I have my moments, but I don't go as crazy as raping 10 times in less than an hour. I'm sorry every male I've raped, especially Shiro-kun. Grimmjow doesn't stay here. He usually goes off somewhere.

Grimmjow:I'd like to hang out with you.

Jushiro & Mai:Noo! We are supposed to hang out with her!*cry uncontrollably*

Kenpachi:You guys! I found something interesting out.

Mai:If this involves pee, please don't share.

Kenpachi:But it explains what happened yesterday!

Jushiro:Lets shed some light and clear our names slightly.

Mai:What he said.

Kenpachi:I gave my monthly sample of pee to Mayuri for drug screening that day and he found some kind of drug in it.

Grimmjow:Drug screening?

Kenpachi:Yeah. The old fart makes me ever since I got high once and destroyed Japan. They call the Great Kanto Earthquake.

Mai:What kind of drug?

Kenpachi:A mix of ex and weed. Enough to make everyone want to fuck for hours on end.

Grimmjow:What the hell?! We have to get L to investigate this shit!

Byakuya:If they found you positive on the drugs then why aren't you in jail?

Kenpachi:Mayuri had an accident and doesn't remember anything.....

Mai:Jushiro, you should say you are sorry to us.

Jushiro:Why?

Mai:This is your Q&A and you put us out on the open. I mean we were drugged!

Jushiro:I'm sorry everyone!

L:I'm here to solve the case.

Mai:L.

L:Sumiko.

Mai:Hmph!

Jushiro:They have a grudge between them. Mai was accused of something and L didn't even try to defend her after being friends for years.

Mai:You know I didn't do it!

L:There was an 88% percent chance it was you.

Mai:Doesn't matter because you were wrong!*sticks out tongue*Now go do your stupid job and find out who did it!

L:I am going to introduce someone first. Animefan0410:

Poor Yuzu had to be exposed to that talk of rape, me thinks Ichigo should have been a good brother and cover her ears, or Mai could have been a good family member and cover her ears...Also I think Chad should be the next guest..You could talk to him in spanish (with subtitles of course lol). :D

I can't think of any dares or questions right now, sorry lol

Mai:Well I knew about that stuff when I was her age!

Kenpachi:Don't you mean younger?

Mai:Isn't everyone a smart ass these days?*sneezes*

J.J.:I guess Chad and Rangiku are coming.

Mai:Nobody bothers to say bless you!

All:*yell right in her ear* BLESS YOU!

Ulquiorra:I'm back from the bathroom.

Mai:Who cares though?Cough cough cough!

Jushiro:We hired a detective to find out who drugged us. Now to mention it you and he look-

Kenpachi:HanakoAnimeaddict:

Question! What does Senbonzakura's spirit from's face look like?

I have no dares, but a request. May I borrow Ichigo for a birthday present?

Kuraiki:Senbonzakura's mask looks tough and fierce but he is really a pretty boy like Byakuya.

Mai:Get back into my head!

Kuraiki:Only because all these people disgust me.

All:......

Grimmjow:That was real weird. DarkDanteJ:

LOL that was hilarious i hope everyone enjoyed my dares!...if not...i really could care less cuz that was funny!now for more mentally-scaring dares
Grimmjow:i dare you to drag and rape Zaraki in the rape closet
Ulquiorra:i dare you to use ur Segunda Etapa and Lanza Del Relampago on every man you see and aim at their nuts
Jushiro:i dare to dress up as candy(naked xD) and gift yourself to Yamamoto from Aizen(just put aizen's name on the card)and see if he starts licking you lol
J.J.:good...i dare you to use the temporary power of garganta i'm giving you and teleport from every women and man's pants and Yell suprise!
Byakuya:i dare you to lock every person you hate(Excluding Yoruichi unless you want a zanpaktou being run down your throat)in the torture closet with senbonzakura(Bankai form)
Mai:i dare you to go pet captain komamoura and then drop an infinite amount of Nuke bombs in any man of your choice's pants Enjoy!

Mai:Hahaha.

All:*stares*

Mai:You have to admit, they were funny and to an extent, enjoyable.

Grimmjow:True.

Ulquiorra:Not for everyone.

Byakuya:I liked it when I got to hurt Kurosaki.

Grimmjow:Looks like we got a fan of the rape closet......

Kenpachi:*gets scared and nervous after reading last chapter and hearing about Grimmjow*Sh-shouldn't we preserve the crime scene?

L:There wouldn't be clues in there. Besides I've checked many times.

Grimmjow:I'm sorry about this since I don't completely despise you. *drags him into closet and rapes him*

Mai:At least he's a therapist and can work through his trauma.

Kenpachi:It was horrible! I'm scared.*looks like an innocent child*

Mai:Poor Kenny-penny!

Ulquiorra:*goes segunda etapa and gets Lanza*I would apologize but I enjoy it.*hits all the guys in the nuts*

Jushiro:Ouchie!*rolling on the floor in pain*

Mai:J.J., get ice packs and cough drops.

J.J.:*gives the guys ice packs. Gives Mai cough drops*

Mai:Shiro-kun can you do the dare?

Jushiro:I don't want to!

Mai:I don't want to work with dumby head L but I have to!

Jushiro:You don't understand! You've never had to take off your clothes for people!

Mai:I hope I never have to.

Jushiro:*dresses up like candy*

Mai:3, 2, 1....

Jushiro:AHHH! HE LICKED ME! HE ACTUALLY LICKED ME! In a bad place too!

All:......

Mai:I saw it coming though.

J.J.:*pops out everywhere*Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!

Mai:Go do it somewhere else now.

Byakuya:They all won't fit in the torture closet though. Ichigo, Renji, Gin........*crams up both closets with a lot of people and throws Senbonzakura in there*

All in closet:Agh!

Ulquiorra:What have I done to you?

Grimmjow:Yeah what did I do?!

Mai:*pets Komamura and sticks bombs in Omeada's pants* He had the nerve to call me fat!

Byakuya:Idiot. Our next person is katizo terusei:

Katizo: Ukitake-kun hates me. *dramatic tears*
Charisei: *smacks Grimmjow* don't rape Ulqui-kun again.
Katizo: *gasps* my birthday is a month before Ukitake-kun's
Charisei: mine is two months after Hitsugaya's
Katizo: oh Mia-chan how was it with Byakuya?
Charisei: Katizo your a perv
Katizo: NO! i'm just a curious virgin

Jushiro:No! I don't hate you! You are my best friend!

Byakuya:Who isn't?

Jushiro:Well you just got crossed off.

Grimmjow:What the fuck!? It was a dare. Anyway it wasn't as enjoyable as Kenpachi....

Kenpachi:Mai, help me! I don't like guys.

Mai:He doesn't like men. Achoo!

Grimmjow:Maybe another try will change your mind.

Mai:Why are you hitting on him? You said you weren't gay.

Ulquiorra:He recently got out of the closet.

Kenpachi:No!

Mai:You can't blame him Kenny.

Kenpachi:Blegh!

Mai:My time with Byakuya, it's a little too graphic....

L:Whore. I have found out who did it. It was....That guy looks like me.

Ulquiorra:Yeah we do look alike. Or I'm high again.

L:No we do look like twins.

Mai:Who did it?

L:It was-

Kenpachi:He keeps winking at me Mai!

Mai:Grimmjow, stop! You act like he is the only hot person around! There is me.

Grimmjow:I'm the conceited one. You've rejected me to many times anyway.

L:Am I going to-

Jushiro:Did everyone forget that I was licked!?

Ulquiorra:L, we should go get a blood test.

L:Yes.

J.J.:Who drugged our odd friends? Are L and Ulquiorra related? Will Grimmjow actually get a hook up? How will Rangiku and Chad react to the strange surroundings? Will Lily-chan forgive Mai and Shiro? Find out next time on Q&A With Jushiro Ukitake!

Mai:Shut up J.J. You are being an annoying narrator now. Achoo.

J.J.:Will Mai ever get better? Or will she stay sick for the rest of her meaningless life like Jushiro.? Will she ever stop being a bitch?

Mai:Do you want me to tell everyone your embarrassing full name?

J.J.:I have to go!*runs*

Mai:Bye everyone.