J.J.:Hello. Welcome to the Q&A. Mai and Jushiro aren't feeling so happy right now so I will take over.
Grimmjow:Why not me?
J.J.:She doesn't trust you enough ever since the incident at the mall.
Grimmjow:I swear I didn't know that $400 watch was in my pocket.
Ulquiorra:What about me? I'm trustworthy.
J.J.:Mai gave me a list of warnings. First, don't let anyone skip their dares or questions. Second, NEVER, in any circumstance do I EVER give you full run of the show. Thirdly, don't let L watch novelas. She didn't explain that one....
Grimmjow:What the fuck is a novela?
Chad:A novela is a Spanish soap opera. It is usually short only lasting a few months unlike American's were they last years.
J.J.:Hello Chad. Como estas?(how are you?)
Chad:Bien.(good.)
Rangiku:Watcha sayin'?
J.J.:Read the damn subs!
Rangiku:I'm a little too drunk right now.
Grimmjow:*thinks:Now's my chance.*Hey my name's Grimmjow. How-
Rangiku:Not interested.
Kenpachi:Turn down by a drunk girl is bad. Turn down by a drunk Rangiku, thats not even possible.
Grimmjow:You are so good then get her.
Kenpachi:Already have.
Rangiku:First is DarkDanteJ:
SUP i see you've enjoyed my dares once again(still not caring enough tho) Now to mentally scar all of you!
Ulquiorra:i dare you to take a bunch of kindergarden age kids and stick them in rape closet with Aizen then shrink down to microscopic size and take them on a field trip through Byakuya's lower area
Byakuya:i dare you to stick you and Senbonzakura in the rape closet and see who gets raped(Bankai form)
Mai:i dare you to... rape yamamoto's beard and say you though it was his crotch on his face
Chad:i dare you to run around the Soul society and yell "I've got balls of steel"
Grimmjow:i dare you to release Pantera in the rape closet while filled with every male,female and animal(EXCEPT Yoruichi unless you want to DIE)
Rangiku:i dare you get naked and hop around with ur HUGE **
Jushiro:I dare you to go on a killing spree in the soul soceity and you can't deny it unless you want me to tell your zanpaktou what you do when their sleeping(their little boyd and ur a rapist...Concidence? i think not!)
Zaraki:i dare you cut of ur nutts and hide them in mai or byakuya's food
and LilyGirl101 why did i do that to them? because i like to see their horrified faces after torture and enjoy my dares.
Ulquiorra:Oh God. J.J. is at that age.
J.J.:Nope. I'm preschool age.
Ulquiorra:Good. Can't let anything happen to you. Mai left it on my list. I really don't want to scar those poor children, but I have to.
L:It seems you are not completely heartless.
Ulquiorra:Unfortunately not.*gets little kids and Aizen*
Aizen:Its an early birthday gift!
Grimmjow:*thinks:I have to work under this guy.*
Ulquiorra:*thinks:Aizen I no longer worship you*
L:Ulquiorra, I have to arrest you on the charge of accessory in the rape of those children.
Kenpachi:You bastard! Yachiru is in there.*goes in, kicks Aizen's ass, and rescues kids before anything bad could happen*
L:Since nothing bad happened to them, you are free to go. Aizen, you are under arrest for the attempted rape of those children. Anything you say or do.......*takes Aizen to prison where he will become someone's girlfriend*
Byakuya:Here goes. Bankai*goes into closet*
Grimmjow:Mai's going to pissed about that one.
Byakuya:*comes out expressionless*
J.J.:I guess this kid really likes the rape closet.
L:Unfortunately.
J.J.:You talk like Ulqui!
L:Looks like Mai and Jushiro can't do their dares.
Grimmjow:Why do we always have to involve the closet?*releases Pantera with everyone inside*
Rangiku:I'm all sober now! I wish I wasn't for this dare.....*dances naked*
Chad:..........*goes to do dare*
Kenpachi:No!
J.J.:You have to.
Kenpachi:*does dare and puts it in Byakuya's*Good thing they invented something for this.
Byakuya:Bleghh! Ewww! God that was disgusting!
L:LilyGirl101:
Mai, Jushiro, you guys aren't allowed to hang out with me anymore. You've traumatized me too badly. And I'm scared...if I'm in the same room...with JUSHIRO...ALONE...what would happen to me? *starts sobbing again* I TRUSTED YOU TWO! HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THAT! I DON'T CARE IF YOU WERE DRUGGED OR NOT! LEARN SOME SELF-RESTRAINT DAMN IT!I will not forgive you two! It will take many apologies to forgive them, and they will need to PROVE to me that they are not...*breaks off sobbing*
Ooh, ask Rangiku-chan if she wants to go shopping with me! Some really great stores just opened near my house, and none of my other friends like me right now...(also not at the same time as Grimmjow)
To answer your question, J-chan, I'll hook up with Grimmjow!! I like him too!! I kinda always have. He's pretty freaking hot! Besides, my recent betrayal by Jushiro has taught me...never go for the innocent ones *wipes away her tears* Not too sound mean, but Grimmjow isn't too innocent...
Signed with love and lust,
LilyGirl101 (Grimmjow, J.J., Matsumoto and Chad can call me "Lily-chan", if they want to)
P.S.- Can I have J.J. for a day? He's MY kind of little brother!
J.J.:The reason they aren't here is because they are in rehab. They are trying to get better for you! Mai wanted me to tell you she is really sorry. Jushiro wanted me to tell you he is even more sorry than Mai. Mai said that isn't even possible. Jushiro said that he wasn't even going to argue this point. Mai said because she's right and wants even more forgiveness than he does. Jushiro told her to be quiet. Mai told him he wasn't nice. Then Jushiro ran crying. Then Mai cried.
Ulquiorra:All they want is to be forgiven! I might start crying for them!
L:Yes. Me too.
Rangiku:I'd love to go shopping with you!
J.J.:I'll go with you after the show, Lily-chan.
Chad:Here is Animefan0410:
Just great, Grimmjow's now gay...*smacks that Dante person for making him rape Kenpachi* That rape closet thing has gotten really old -_- I have a question for you Grimmjow, are you now gay do to being raped by guys and being forced to rape guys, or is it just because of your failier to get women?
I feel bad for you Kenpachi, but come on, be a man. You are THE Kenpachi Zaraki! You are the most kis a_ss captain. Also, you rock L! *gives bag of sweets and a slice of strawberry cake*
I have a question for Chad and Rangiku. Chad: How did your parents meet?
Rangiku: Can I get a picture of you? Because you are sexy..To bad you still want Gin :)
Grimmjow:I'm bi. I think it is because I was forced to rape guys and maybe the rejection.....
Kenpachi:You could never understand. That has never happened to me before! I pray that it never does again.
L:It will if you go to prison.
J.J.:Now that is an over-exaggerated statement. It's true men are more likely to have that happen to them in jail, but it is not as often or bad as t.v. shows it to be.
L:You are very intelligent for a preschooler.
J.J.:Mai is my sister.
L:True. Thank you for the sweets.
Chad:My parents met in Japan. My mother came from Mexico.
Rangiku:Here it is. I'll even autograph it.*hands him photo* Thanks! I think I should be a Victoria's Secrets model!
Guys except J.J.:*drool*
Byakuya:katizo terusei:
Katizo: I GOT A NEW BOYFRIEND!
Charisei: i hate him
Katizo: *gasps* how could you hate Gaara-kun?!?!
Charisei: i hate every Naruto character
Katizo: okay um...Kenpachi i wanna see you dance the macarena
Charisei: hyper garbage. Grimmjow, give Katizo a hug
Katizo: Ulquiorra take Charisei to the rape closet
Charisei: it's not rape if your willing
J.J.:Mai loves Gaara. He is her second favorite.
Kenpachi:*dances macarena*
Grimmjow:*hugs Katizo but doesn't let go*
Ulquiorra:I would never take such a lady to that hideous closet. I'll take her to a bedroom.
J.J.:Not mine!
Byakuya:Yeah, he going to do that kind of stuff on a race car bed.
J.J.:*sticks out tongue*Sougyo no kotowari1012:
Wow, and the link is true, i looked at it, and i agree..
Mai-chan, i think your cold is contagious! After i got done reading, i sneezed like 4 times..
Matsumoto and Chad will be here? Intresting, i can't think of questions for them at the moment...
WAIT! i have a dare for Matsumoto: I dare you to NOT drink sake for an entire month...
and Jushiro: SHAME ON YOU! Can't even remember your own zanpakuto's name...
I really wanna know J.J's real name, i have multiple guesses on what it is, like
Jesse james
Actually that's the only one i have...
Great, Kenpachi is acting like a little girl,
THE WORLD IS ENDING!
Byakuya:Please share it with us. So we can make those ignorant morons pay.
Rangiku:No sake! Then I will have to resort to actually working!
J.J.:It isn't Jesse James. I wished it was.
Kenpachi:It was a moment of weakness!
J.J.:Yeah. Oh Mai sent me a text saying she will reveal my name in the next chapter.*sweat drops.* Oh no.
Byakuya:I already know it. Ironic and suitable if I may say. *smirks*
J.J.:Mai said to wipe that smirk off your face and if you don't she smack your lips off.
L:Violent whore-
Ulquiorra:Trash.
L:I was about to say that.
Ulquiorra:We really are brothers.
L:Yes.
Byakuya:Next time Gin, Tousen, and Wonderweiss will be here. Hopefully Mai-chan and Jushiro will be back.
