Mai:Hi my loyal readers and reviewers. Here we are, fresh out of rehab. I think it worked. Don't you Shiro-kun?
Jushiro:Yes I do. Hello traitors.
Gin:What I hear from LilyGirl is that you two are the traitors.
Mai & Shiro:No!*Mai goes into emo mode. Jushiro is hugging his picture of LilyGirl*
Wonderweiss:Ah. Uh. Ah.
Mai:*snaps out of emo mode*You are so cute!*pinches cheeks*
Tousen:You aren't allowed to touch him as you are impure and unjustified.
Mai:But I went to rehab....
Jushiro:We are all better now. I won't even look at a girl! Or guy for that matter.....
Mai:I feel so much better. I feel like being respectful and not harassing my Byakuya in any manner. We are going to be in a healthy relationship.
Byakuya:I don't know what to say.
Mai:Say you'll forgive me.
Byakuya:No. I won't forgive you until Lily-chan does.
Mai:*cries*
Gin:Poor kid. Our first guest today is katizo terusei:
Katizo: GIN-KUN!*hugs*
Charisei: um...okay today J.J. i wanna know if you'll go out with my little sister Karahime?
Katizo: she has brown hair, green eyes, and is a hyper ninja like me!!
Charisei: oh sometime soon bring Chad back please
Katizo: *cries* Gaara-kun raped me
Charisei: i told you he'd try to
Katizo: okay if Mia is back make her sing it's my life by bon jovi
Gin:*hugs even harder*
J.J.:Yeah I'll go out with her. How does Chuck E. Cheese's sound? I'll pay!
Mai:J.J. looks like this: dark onyx eyes, dark black hair, and really brown skin. Typical Mexican features. We look a lot alike except I have light brown eyes and light brown skin.
J.J.:Chad and me were talking Spanish.
Mai:Y que dice?(whats he say?)
J.J.:Pues no mucho.(Well not a lot.)
Mai:Cuando piensas que va regresar?(When do you think he is coming back?)
J.J.:Con las cosas que hicio....no pronto. (with the things they had him do.....not soon.)
Mai:He'll be back very soon. Now for my ain't a song for the broken-hearted
No silent prayer for the faith-departed
I ain't gonna be just a face in the crowd
You're gonna hear my voice
When I shout it out loud
It's my life
It's now or never
I ain't gonna live forever
I just want to live while I'm alive
(It's my life)
My heart is like an open highway
Like Frankie said
I did it my way
I just wanna live while I'm alive
It's my life
This is for the ones who stood their ground
For Tommy and Gina who never backed down
Tomorrow's getting harder make no mistake
Luck ain't even lucky
Got to make your own breaks
It's my life
And it's now or never
I ain't gonna live forever
I just want to live while I'm alive
(It's my life)
My heart is like an open highway
Like Frankie said
I did it my way
I just want to live while I'm alive
'Cause it's my life
Better stand tall when they're calling you out
Don't bend, don't break, baby, don't back down
It's my life
And it's now or never
'Cause I ain't gonna live forever
I just want to live while I'm alive
(It's my life)
My heart is like an open highway
Like Frankie said
I did it my way
I just want to live while I'm alive
It's my life
And it's now or never
'Cause I ain't gonna live forever
I just want to live while I'm alive
(It's my life)
My heart is like an open highway
Like Frankie said
I did it my way
I just want to live while I'm alive
'Cause it's my life!
Tousen:LilyGirl101:
Oh, why don't you like Gaara-chan, Charisei? He's great! He's awesome! He's the coolest! He's is BEYOND cool! And he's so handsome!
I still don't forgive Mai and Jushiro. There's a difference between saying and doing, so when I see it, I'll believe it. If they aren't back next time, I won't care. They can take a hike! I don't trust them anymore. I won't ever trust them again...not like I used to...
And, J-chan, I won't laugh at your name, no matter how odd or silly it is! *hugs* Love you lots! Nothing will make me love you less! *hugs even tighter*
Oh, ask Gin-chan to sing and dance to the Gummy Bear Song with me! And Tousen-chan...just let me stare at him...all day long...and I'll be happy...as long as I can just stare at him...
Without Mai and Jushiro, I feel so lonely...does anyone want to hang out when I'm done with J-chan? Hopefully a boy...my broken heart needs fixing...he was my first boyfriend in a while and he...betrayed me like that...*goes off to her emo corner with a knife*
Sorry to be so emo this time...their betrayal really hit me hard...
Signed with love and lost,
Lily-chan
Mai:Oh my God I love Gaara too! Everytime I see him I just want to hug him! He is our next guest.
Jushiro & Mai:Please forgive us! Please please please! We are so so so so so so sorry!
Mai:Shiro-kun as testament that we are good and clean and not rapists we are going to destroy the rape closet!
Jushiro:It's the only right thing to do! All waves, rise now and become my shield. Lighting, strike now and become my blade. Sougyo no kotowari.
Mai:Consume in darkness! Bend reality at my will, Kuraiki!*destroy rape closet with dark flames*
Jushiro:*strikes closet with lightening*
Grimmjow:Thats why we obey.
Gin:Then I guess I better do my dare! Oh, I'm a Gummy Bear
Yes, I'm a Gummy Bear!
Oh, I'm a Yummy, Chummy, Funny, Lucky Gummy Bear.
I'm a Jelly bear, Cuz I'm a Gummy bear,
Oh I'm a movin', groovin', Jammin', Singin' Gummy Bear
Oh Yeah!
(Gummy Gummy Gummy Gummy Gummy bear)
Bing ding ba doli party
Zing bing ba doli party
Breding ba doli party party pop [Pop! ]
Oh, I'm a Gummy Bear
Yes, I'm a Gummy Bear!
Oh, I'm a Yummy, Chummy, Funny, Lucky Gummy Bear.
I'm a Jelly bear, Cuz I'm a Gummy bear,
Oh I'm a movin', groovin', Jammin', Singin' Gummy Bear
Oh Yeah!
(Gummy Gummy Gummy Gummy Gummy bear)
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum
Three times you can bite me
Oh, I'm a Gummy Bear
Yes, I'm a Gummy Bear!
Oh, I'm a Yummy, Chummy, Funny, Lucky Gummy Bear.
I'm a Jelly bear, Cuz I'm a Gummy bear,
Oh I'm a movin', groovin', Jammin', Singin' Gummy Bear
Oh Yeah!
(Gummy Gummy Gummy Gummy Gummy bear)
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum
Three times you can bite me
Oh, I'm a Gummy Bear
Yes, I'm a Gummy Bear!
Oh, I'm a Yummy, Chummy, Funny, Lucky Gummy Bear.
I'm a Jelly bear, Cuz I'm a Gummy bear,
Oh I'm a movin', groovin', Jammin', Singin' Gummy Bear
Oh Yeah!
Haha Duba duba yum yum
Haha Duba duba yum yum
Haha Duba duba yum yum
Three times you can bite me
(Gummy Gummy Gummy Gummy Gummy bear)
Mai:Thats cute! I need more girls on the Q&A.
Byakuya:I will hang out with you. Their betrayal hurt me as well.
Wonderweiss:Uh. Ah. Oh.
Mai:You are too freaking adorable! *squeezes him in a tight embrace*
Byakuya:*glares* I don't care.
Tousen:How can I stare? I'm blind.
Grimmjow:Why do you have to make us feel sorry for you?
Tousen:I was simply stating-
Grimmjow:Shut your mouth!
Mai:Hey! Why do you two hate each other so much........Oh yeah he cut your arm off.
Grimmjow:Shit! He did that to! I really hate this fucker.
Jushiro:I am sure we can resolve this without violence.
Tousen:*ignores them*HanakoAnimeaddict:
Gin, what colors are your eyes? Sometimes it's red or green or yellow! And how is working with Aizen justice, Kaname?
Gin:I guess my eyes change colors a lot.*sly smiles*
Tousen:As I said before, I follow the path least soaked in blood.
Mai:Actually, by provoking this war, you've shed more blood. How is starting a war making things more peaceful?
Tousen:If we achi-
Mai:Do you think Aizen would have done things your way? He would have killed you once he sees fit.
Tousen:I-I
Mai:You were wrong. The path you follow is not justice. It is misguided.
All:.........
Mai:I'm sorry Kaname.
Tousen:........
Jushiro:You have just shocked us. I've never heard you argue a point so fiercely.
Mai:When I get started on this kind of topics there's no stopping me.
Gin:I did it because I wanted power in case you were wondering.
Mai:That was pretty obvious. Wonderweiss, would you be a doll and introduce the next person.
Wonderweiss:Ah! Uh ah uh.(Sure! Animefan0410:
*clears throat, and wipes bit of drool from my mouth* Thank you rangiku, and you definitely should be a model for Victoria Secrets. Also, it stinks you can't drink sake for two months..But she never said anything about other kinds off drinks! *gives a card for a years supply of any one alcoholic beverage*
Hurray Wonderweiss will be here! *gives him a bag of candy* Eat it all up so you can be all hyper, because I'm daring you to play with Ulquiorra real rough like. As in playfully tackling him, forcing him to give you piggyback rides, and jumping on him. Just as some examples :)
Mai:Wonderweiss thanks you for the candy!
Wonderweiss:*turns super hyper*
Ulquiorra:Oh no!*is tackled and is giving Wonderweiss piggyback rides*
Wonderweiss:Ah!
Ulquiorra:He is playing my hair, Mai! Make him stop!
Mai:Aren't you two so precious! *takes photos*
Ulquiorra:Damn you trash.
Mai:Thats not helping. DarkDanteJ:
AnimeFan how the hell can you smack me?go to hell and if you won't go there i'll push you in a room full of naked rapists
Onto my mentally scarring dares
Grimmjow:i dare you to try to get yamamoto to do it with you
Ulquiorra:i dare you learn yoga and stick your head up your **
J.J.:i dare you to stick your head up grimmjow's **
Jushiro:i dare you to do the original dare i gave you last chapter
Mai: i dare you to do the dare i gave you last chapter as well
Kenpachi:i dare you fight ichigo until one of you are dead then rape his dead body xD
Byakuya:i dare you to go tell yoruichi you love her(you hurt her i'll kill you while you're sleeping or taking a sht
Tousen:i dare you to walk into captain kourmoura's room naked
Gin:i dare you to tell everyone the truth behind your ever lasting smile
Wonderweiss:i dare you to learn the art of rape
and feel better Mai-dono
Grimmjow:But he's an old bastard.*goes to Yamamoto* He didn't hesitate....
Ulquiorra:Mai-chan actually knows a little yoga.
Mai:Yup. Remain limber and stretch.
Ulquiorra:*does his dare* That is disgusting.
J.J.:But I'm a kid! How could you make a kid do that!?*runs*
Grimmjow:I don't take things up my ass!*runs away*
*both trip into each other and accidently do dare*
Kenpachi:Fine. Only because it involves fighting.*does dare* Ha! I didn't rape him!
Mai:You know what I have to do.*uses Kuraiki to torture him*
Kenpachi:Damn it! Ahhh!
Tousen:*walks into Komamura's naked*
Komamura:.......Sorry I don't go for men.
Mai:Shiro-kun.....
Jushiro:Mai-chan, I have to do this if you don't.
Mai:Well I guess you'll have to shock me.
Grimmjow:He isn't going to shock you, he's going to electrocute you.
Jushiro:*attacks Mai with Sougyo no Kotowari* Sorry Mai-chan!
Mai:AHH!*thinks:this is how he felt the first chapter!*
Jushiro:My dare, well I have not touched them! They would never believe you!
Gin:Its not like you can lie and keep secrets from your zanpakuto. I've tried.
Tousen:Does this mean you aren't going to do your dare?
Jushiro:I refuse.
Ulquiorra:Who's going to torture him? Only theirs work for torture.
Grimmjow:Let's all just kick his ass so hard he can't walk for a few days.
Kenpachi:I say we go with that.
Gin:Me too!
Byakuya:Yes.
Tousen:It is the only way to serve sufficient justice.
All:*beat the shit out of Jushiro*
Wonderweiss:Ah oo ah. Ah.....(I learned rape. I will never use it.....)
Gin:What do we do know that they are nearly dead and/or can't walk for a few weeks?
Byakuya:Continue. This is what they get. Sougyo no kotowari1012:
Gin... Tousen... and Wonderweiss? I can understand Gin and Tousen, but Wonderweiss? *Giggle*
Oh yeah and about the link, I can't find it now... It was "Accindently" destroyed
I have 2 questions for Gin, 1 question for Tousen, 1 question for Ulquiorra and L, and a question for Byakuya (I'm chatty right now)
Gin: Why do you always smile? I mean, we've only seen you maybe twice without the smile and once with your eyes open. My other question is: Why are you following AIZEN?
Tousen: What is your idea of justice anyways? I'm confused on the whole concept.
Ulquiorra and L: Don't you kinda find it freaky on actually HOW much you look alike?
And lastly Byakuya: If you were stranded in the real world on a deserted island in the middle of the ocean stuck in a gigai with any "Soul Candy" for an entire month, how would you try to escape??
And i have a personal request: PLEASE MAKE THAT DARKDANTEJ'S REVIEWS ILLEGAL!! I SKIPPED HALF OF THIS CHAPTER BECAUSE OF HIM!! HE SCARES ME! Please?? *Puppy dog eyes*
Mai:Wonderweiss is adorable! And damn those retards that made that link!
Gin:I always smile because there is reason to smile........
Mai:I don't want to know what that means.....
Gin:I'm following Aizen because I want power, was bored and have known him since I was a kid.
Tousen:I don't know what justice is anymore. Not since the review we got a few minutes back.
L:Well yes, but we have discovered we are twin brothers.
Ulquiorra:Yes. I'm mildly glad I have discovered family.
Byakuya:I would get someone to help. Not Mai or Jushiro!
Mai:Since we gotten complaints I am going to ask everyone to censor your reviews. No rape or sexual things allowed. Maybe streaking or stripping, but no sex or rape. Especially since we blew up the rape closet.
Jushiro:Yes, we want semi-clean fun that won't land us in prison for more than 10 years.
Mai:Do you forgive me now Byakuya?
Byakuya:I'm thinking about it.
Mai:Yay!
Gin:Desperate, aren't we?
Mai:I sure am.
Jushiro:Me too.
Mai:Oh yeah! I am supposed to tell you J.J.'s full name.
J.J.:No!
Mai:It's......Jushiro Jr.!
Jushiro:What!?
Mai:Just kidding! It's Jerry Junior Manuel Sumiko.
Jushiro:What's embarrassing about that?
J.J.:It's so Mexican! And thats not the full full name. Jerry is my nickname.
Jushiro:How are our guests next chapter?
Mai:Gaara and...Hm who else should I invite?
J.J.:You wanted more girls with you so invite Sakura.
Mai:But Sakura was useless the whole show!
J.J.:But she gets better in Shippuden!
Mai:She's alright in Shippuden I guess. Gaara, Kankuro and Temari are coming.
J.J.:Why Temari?
Mai:Because she is cooler than her. Next time Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro from Naruto will come. Here is a list of permanent people Jushiro, Kenpachi, Ulquiorra, Grimmjow, J.J., me, and Byakuya. Send in your reviews, but remember our new restrictions. No sex, rape, molestation, or anything else sexual. Streaking is allowed because its usually funny and demeaning. Bye-bye!
