Mai:*jumping rope*Hi*jump*every*jump*one!*jump*
Jushiro:Is there a reason you are jumping rope?
Mai:*jump*because*jump*its*jump*fun.
Gaara:Can I jump with you?
Mai:*jump*Sure!*jump*
Gaara:*jumps rope with Mai*Sougyo no kotowari1012:
YAY! IT'S BEEN DESTROYED! Mai: I didn't know you had a zanpakuto... I like it! J.J. : your name isn't embarressing! It's actually cool sounding! Grimmjow: I'm surprised your not traumatized... Jushiro: i have a random question for you, can you cook? Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro: Do you three like candy? I'm curious... sorry if my review looks funny, im reviewing from a phone, and its hard to do.
Mai:Yeah. I used it a few chapters ago. Its name means 'dark energy'.
J.J.:Thanks for liking my name. I have a zanpakuto too.
Mai:No you don't! He just wants to steal my shine!
J.J.:Yes I do, you attention hogging hussy.
Mai:Prove it. Show us your powerful sword.
J.J.:No I don't...
Mai:Ha!
Grimmjow:Oh I am traumatized. I just suppress the memories.
Jushiro:I can cook a few things. Mai's dad is going to teach me how to.
Mai:My dad is a pretty good cook.
Gaara:I like candy, but not really sweet candy.
Temari:Yeah.
Kankuro:It's good I guess.
J.J.:I like spicy tamarindo candy.
Mai:I like cotton candy!
Kankuro:Here is katizo terusei:
Katizo: *shoots Gaara 'the bird'*
Karahime: *waves* hi!
Charisei: okay Kat don't you want to say something?
Katizo: Gaara, you ripped my heart out and tore it to pieces
Charisei: ya she's gone goth/emo she's even dyed her once lovely brown hair black
Katizo: because i have no reason to be what i once was i have no heart, spirit, or anything
Charisei: okay to cheer her up everyone give Katizo a group hug!
J.J.:Hi Hime-chan!
Gaara:But I didn't mean to. I don't want to hurt anybody.*starts having tears in his eyes*
Mai:Poor Katizo! Poor Gaara! We do need a group hug.
All:*group hugs*
Kenpachi:*squeezes too hard and ruins it*
Mai:Dammit Kenny! Why do you always kill sentimental moments?
Kenpachi:They bore me.
Temari:Lets get a move on. Animefan0410:
I am glad you got rid of the rape closet, the jokes were getting really old..I have something to say to Temari. You were kind ofcool the first season..But in my opinion, not so much in Shippuden. *inches slowly away from Gaara* You kind of scare me. Hurray, Zaraki's now permanent! And, for some reasoon..I'm surrpisingly okay with Ichigo being..Zaraki, since you managed to kill Ichigo, you can now pick fights with Grimmjow! He does love to fight, and he pretty much forced Ichigo to use his hallow mask. So he MUST be good competition.
I do have a question for Gaara: Who do you think would win in a fight, you or Zaraki?
(that has got to be a hard question for you tothink up lol)
Ps. J.J..Umm..It looks like your room over there got caught on fire when the rape closet was burning O_O And, my dads name is Jerry, it's a good name, and I don't see how itcould be short for something.
Jushiro:We all are glad.
Temari:Whatever! I should-
Mai:I kind of agree with him. You used to be my favorite, but in Shippuden, not so much.
Kenpachi:I wonder why I haven't challenged him.
Mai:Not in my house!
Kenpachi:Me and you outside after the Q&A.
Grimmjow:Hell yeah! A trip to the playboy mansion set me straight.
Ulquiorra:How did you manage to get in the playboy mansion?
Grimmjow:They say its okay if you are gay and pay up.
Mai:But you aren't anymore?
Grimmjow:Yup. I will only hit on girls now. Really hot ones like the one I saw the time I was walking over here. Look there she is! In your kitchen!
Mai:Thats my aunt you pig!
Grimmjow:The one next to her!
J.J.:Thats our mom, you bastard!
Grimmjow:Oh....Awkward.
Mai:*super glares*
J.J.:*hits him with his old kill emo mime clowns chair*
Gaara:I am not sure who would win. I wouldn't fight him anyway.
Kenpachi:It's obvious I would.
Gaara:I would win if I had a reason to fight.
Kenpachi:I'll give you a reason.
Mai:Fuck me...*smacks her forehead*
Kenpachi:*lifts Katizo*
Gaara:Drop her!
Kenpachi:*drops Katizo*
Gaara:*attacks viciously and angrily*Never touch her!
Mai:Take it outside.
J.J.:Jerry is short for Gerardo.
Jushiro:But Gerardo starts with a G.
J.J.:It turns to a J.
Jushiro:But-
J.J.:It just does!
Mai:I don't see wants so bad about your name!
J.J.:It can be changed so many ways!
Mai:Here is what I call him sometimes, Manny, Ger-bear, Jer-Jer, Gera, Gera but in Spanish so it would sound like Hera, Jerry baby-
J.J.:Only my mommy calls me Jerry baby! No not my race car bed and Spongebob collection and flat screen t.v.! Why!? I'ma tell mama on you Mai. Ma!
Mai:No!
Mai's Mom:You set his room on fire?! On fire?!
Mai:Jushiro helped.
Jushiro:No! Thats not true....Yes it is but not on purpose!
Ma's Momi:Ven aqui por que te voy chingar a los dos!(come over here because I'm going to beat you both!)
Mai:Ahhh! No! Not in front of my friends!
Jushiro:No! I'm a 300 year old captain! You can't do this!
Mai's mom:*spanks them both* Does anybody want something to drink or cookies?
All:No. We are fine.
Mai:Can I get ice for my butt?
Jushiro:I would like some too.
Mai's mom:You have legs, get it yourselves.
Mai:Great. Kenpachi get me ice!
Kenpachi:*fighting with Gaara*
Gaara:Sand coffin!
Mai:Enough!*stops the fight*
Kenpachi:Why in the hell did you do that?!
Mai:I WANT ICE FOR MY ASS!
Ulquiorra:LilyGirl101:
*comes in, wearing pale make-up, black hair, clothes and nail polish with cuts on her arms* Hi...everybody...
I'm so sorry, Kasaimai-sama, Ukitake-taichou (can't even bring herself to say their first names anymore), but...I can't forgive you yet. While, yes, you destroyed the rape closet...that doesn't change the fact of what you did to poor Shiro-kun, and all those other poor people. And, Ukitake-taichou, if you're not looking at girls, you're OBVIOUSLY not looking at me. *starts crying, and ripping up photographs*
Oh, J-chan, I don't mind your name! Not one bit! I think it's just adorable! *hugs him softly* I know a Jerry, and he's four, and he's just the cutest thing in the world!
I haven't seen Shippuden yet, so don't tell me, OK? Oh, can I sit with Gaara-chan? And Temari-chan. They're my favorite Naruto characters! *hugs Temari-chan, ruffles Gaara-chan's hair* Gaara-chan's really hot, and Temari-chan is just plain awesome.
Bya-nii-chan, I would love to hang out with you! *smiles weakly* I might not be very good company, though...I turned emo after...the INCIDENT *shudders* I still hurt...
*walks over to katizo and hugs her weakly* I'm not helping...I just as emo as she is right now...
Sorry, Tousen-chan, for offending you. *starts sobbing* I meant ME stare, not YOU stare...sorry, it was still really rude...*starts crying harder* I'm so sorry!
Now, I'm going over to talk to Zaki-chan...maybe he can help me...
Signed,
A Very Emo Lily-chan
P.S.- Will Gaara be my boyfriend?
Jushiro:No! Don't go emo! Anything but that!
Ulquiorra:You are insulting emos Jushiro.
Mai:*emotionless*
Jushiro:What I meant by girls I meant all the others! I love you!
Mai:*not talking*
Byakuya:Don't worry. We can comfort each other.
Tousen:No its okay. I forgive you.
Kenpachi:I'll see you later then Lily-chan.
Mai:...........................
Jushiro:Say something Mai-chan.
Mai:*leaves quietly*
Gaara:Where is she going?
Byakuya:Who cares? Would you like to go out with her?
Gaara:I don't know....I'm confused.
Byakuya:She's too good for you anyway. HanakoAnimeaddict:
I must ask Temari one question. Are you more powerful than Kankuro?
Dare for Kenpachi: run around sereitei saying you're gay and had an affair with any male of your choice.
Temari:I'd say so.
Kankuro:Not!
Temari:Yes I am!
Kankuro:No!
Temari:Yes.
Gaara:Shut up already.
Kenpachi:*goes to do dare* Hisagi's going to print it in the news now!
Gaara:Better you than me.
Kenpachi:You wanna fight again? Mai ain't here to protect you.
Jushiro:I'm worried. She hasn't returned!
J.J.:Thats like her though! She probably went to get some cheetos. Mai'll be back before the end of the show. DarkDanteJ:
OMG Sougyo no Kotwari what the hell!? you are such a friggin punk! i mean seriously! jeez if you're so scared then just read cat in the hat Smart **!anyway now that i'm done with my rant and all my dares are sexually demeaning i'll just ask questions since some Zanpaktou-named users are to much of a bich to take it like a man!
anyway temari i dare you to beat up grimmjow,Gaara i dare you to tell everyone the REAL secret behind Shuukaku's sand protecting you and Kankuro i dare you to do a puppet show that shows the "circle of life" and not the adult version!
any good chapter as always and Jushiro if you could do me a favor please and i really mean it PLEASE kill sougyo no kotowari(the user not the zanpaktou)and J.J.'s name isn't that bad i've heard much worst and i dare for everyone...Guess my favorite attack(it's from any anime but can't tell) and the only way to guess is to check my Story "Bleach Rumble" it's a attack thts shown in almost every chapter.
xxbleedinglovexx:Please don't insult or flame others. It is extremely rude and completely unnecessary. There is no need for it. I don't want anybody's feelings getting hurt. I didn't get rid of the closet just because of Sougyo. I got rid of it because it was getting kind of old and many people were complaining. I will ban anybody that does flames the other reviewers. I don't care if you do this to me or the story, just don't do it to the people that actually take their time and like doing this. They don't need it.
Jushiro:The author!? What are you doing here?
xxbleedinglovexx:I thought it was obvious.
Jushiro:Do you know where Mai is?
xxbleedinglovexx:Nope. I do know she emotionally distraught. Temari-san, will you do your dare?
Temari:Beat up the perv that keeps staring at me? With pleasure.*beats up Grimmjow*
Grimmjow:Ow! You are strong! I like that.
Temari:*kicks his ass harder*
Gaara:What 'real' secret?
Kankuro:*takes out puppets* We are all born. Then we die.*makes puppets play dead*Make space for the new and getting rid of the old and useless.
J.J.:Have you seen the Saw movies?! There was an old guy behind it all so never underestimate old people.
Jushiro:Oh darn it. This dare is more up Mai-chan's alley. She used to attend the same place Near, Mello, and L went to.
xxbleedinglovexx:Is it falcon punch?
Kankuro:I'm confused.
Jushiro:She's still not here! Oh Mai-chan where on earth are you?
Grimmjow:Everyone that cares about Mai come search with us.
Kenpachi:I care about her but I have a client to get to.
Byakuya:Mai! Mai! God! I've grown tired of hearing her name. I've grown tired of that fucking idiot Kasaimai Sumiko. I hope she never comes back.
J.J.:You are a stupid meanie jerk!
Ulquiorra:Shut the fuck up Kuchiki.
Grimmjow:How about you take that stick out of your fucking ass and leave!
Jushiro:Grrrr!
Gaara:That isn't very kind.
Kankuro:I have to go fix one of my puppet's strings.
Temari:I don't really care for her comment. So bye.
Jushiro:Next chapter Nnoitra Jiruga and Szayel Aporro Granz will be here. If anyone knows anything about Mai-chan's location, please tell us!
Ulquiorra:She is rather tall, has dark brown hair, light brown eyes, and does not like it when you take her cheetos. Don't do it. She will bite your arm off.
Grimmjow:*making flyers* You guys are these good?
Jushiro:That was her in the second grade! Wait thats not even her. It's a little blonde girl with blue eyes!
Ulquiorra:Just color the hair brown. Inside the lines, Grimmjow, inside the lines.
Grimmjow:That's hard! You are stifi-nal-ling, styfilin, st-whatever my art.
xxbleedinglovexx:Stifling!It's no wonder she left. Jesus, it's like being in a class full five year olds that failed kindergarten. As Jushiro said next time Nnoitra and Szayel will make an appearance. I hope that I won't have to come back and make such a serious statement again. Please don't insult each other. It's just not nice and I will either stop showing the person's review or even stop the show. I am serious. You could have made someone's day even worse and I will NOT tolerate it. Goodbye and come again.
Grimmjow:Jesus Christ! She is really serious. Bye and help us find Mai!
