Jushiro:Hello. Welcome to Q&A with Jushiro Ukitake. Mai-chan is still not here. At this rate we'll have to....

Grimmjow:No! We'll never do that!

Ulquiorra:It can't resort to that.

Nnoitra:What the fuck? Who is Mai?

Ulquiorra:Her name is Kasaimai Sumiko trash.

Szayel:Sound like an appealing specimen.

Grimmjow:Too bad she isn't here.

Ulquiorra:That's why she's missing.

Szayel:Imbecile.

Nnoitra:You're the imbecile.

Szayel:My, aren't we defensive?

Nnoitra:I don't completely hate him.

Grimmjow:You fucking tried to kill me! Kurosaki had to save my life! I hate you.

Jushiro:Hate is a very strong sentiment. Say you dislike.

Grimmjow:But I hate him!

Jushiro:Ah ah ah. Dislike.

Grimmjow:I dislike you Nnoitra.

Nnoitra:I dislike you Ulquiorra.

Ulquiorra:Thats not even in the realm of possibility because I dislike myself more.

Jushiro:Don't dislike yourself. You are great.

Ulquiorra:Someone cares. Thank you Jushiro.

Nnoitra:Boring! I thought this would be interesting. LilyGirl101:

*doesn't feel like searching for Kasamai* She can drown for all I care. *emo just turned to angry* I don't like her anymore! *throws something* And if it's my fault she's gone, I should feel PROUD of myself! I finally got rid of her! I'm glad she's gone!

And Ukitake-taichou, it's a little late to be changing THAT statement! If that's what you meant, you should have said that in the first place! But obviously, that's NOT what you meant, so just leave me alone! *starts looking for her knife* And how dare you insult me and my fellow emos! You couldn't possibly understand what I'm feeling right now! And if you loved me that much, you wouldn't have hurt me in the first place!

Stop being mean to Bya-nii-chan! *drops the knife, runs over and hugs him* He's hurting right now! Just leave him be! It's OK, Bya-nii-chan...I agree with him, anyway!

Thanks for forgiving me, Tousen-chan. I don't know why I said that...I'm just having a bad day, with the betrayal and the fights and the anger...*sniffles*...

*anger turns to emo again* Oh, no! *starts crying* Sorry, Gaara-chan! I didn't mean to confuse you! You can have Katizo, OK? I'll be OK...I'll be fine...I just need to find my knife again...*goes back to her emo corner with a knife*...I'll be OK...don't worry about me...I'll be fine...

*sobs* I'm so lonely...

Signed with lonliness,
An Even More Emo Lily-chan

Jushiro:But LilyGirl...

Byakuya:I am actually a little worried now.....

Tousen:No. Its okay. Don't cry or cut yourself anymore.

Gaara:It's alright. I'm confused because I've never actually experienced this situation.

Tousen:I'll go with you right now.*goes with LilyGirl*

Nnoitra:Thank God he left.

Szayel:pinkfire101:

*sob* NO *sob* Mai!! (Wipes away the tears that are falling) Mai don't be depressed there are other people that liked you for who you are(like me). So be happy and if you stop being depressed everyone and yes everyone can come to my house for this huge house party I will have for Mai's happiness. That's only if Mai is back and happy. So until she is found here are some sweets and drinks to keep you awake until you find her!! (brings in 30 buckets of sweets and drinks) Well i guess that's all for now oh and HI SZAYEI and I hate your effing guts Nnotira. Bye for now!!

Jushiro:Thank you for your concern and effort.

Grimmjow:We need all the help we can get. Vampire-Hime101:

Ahahaha! That was so funny! Hrm... I dare Ukitake to... lick Yamamoto's face. . I can't really think of anything else at the moment... Also I wanna ask is Jushiro actually a virgin? And has he ever had a girlfriend? because i think i could be in with a chaance lol

Actually I change my question! 'Are you really a kiddie-feeler? And also do you have a man crush on Shunsui?' xD

D: YOU NEVER SAID THERE WOULD BE ICHIRUKI! Put a warning up or something i had to skip most of it! Byaku-boo i luff you! :DD

Jushiro:*licks Yamamoto's faces*Blegh. I am not a virgin. I have had a girlfriend. She is mad with me now......I am not a 'kiddy feeler'. I don't have a crush on Shunsui. We are best friends.

J.J.:We apologize for not putting a warning. katizo terusei:

Katizo: someone tell Gaara-kun i'm sorry
Karahime: *goes to help find Mai*
Charisei: okay if mai is found tell her we said it's okay
Katizo: NNOITRA HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF THE CAGE
Charisei: get back in Katizo's story NOW
Katizo: okay i just wanna know if someone can kill kenpachi?
Charisei: seriosly we think he is undefetable
Katizo: oh and J.J. don't be ashamed of your name. to be honest Katizo is my middle name my full name is Lonna Katizo Terusei

Gaara:I forgive you.

Ulquiorra:More help!

Kenpachi:I will never die.

Nnoitra:No cage! It's cramped in there! I don't like it.*cries hysterically*

J.J.:We just need him for a little more. Then we'll return him, cage and all.

Nnoitra:Yay! DarkDanteJ:

eh fine then since i'm in a somewhat good mood i'll "Apologize" Sougyo i think i'm sorry and i saw mai at 7/11 buying 30 bags of cheetos and some soda and correct Ms.
Author and Nnorita why is it that you are so sexist i mean seriously just because Nel,who is female,is a higher rank then doesn't mean you should be so jealous and annoying and Syazel why is your hair pink? cuz you remind me of Sakura from naruto and a dare for Nnorita and Syazel i dare you to run into the soul society on a giant lizard yelling "The rapists are coming, The rapist are coming!" like Paul Revere and to conclude my Review who in this show is the strongest?

Jushiro:No we checked the 7/11 first. Its right around the corner.

Byakuya:I think I'll check...*goes check all the liquor stores and markets*

Nnoitra:A damn girl can't be my fucking boss!

J.J.:Harribel is numero tres. Two ranks above you.

Nnoitra:Fuck her anyway.

Szayel:Why is yours black or brown or blonde or whatever yours is? Because of genetics.

Grimmjow:And a little hair dye.

Szayel:Sakura Haruno is a little biter! She can't do anything else anyway!

Jushiro:She appeared on t.v. before they even thought about adding you. So you are the biter.

Szayel:No. She's the biter. I don't care about what you say!

Nnoitra & Szayeal:*do dare*

Kenpachi:I am the strongest.

Nnoitra:No you aren't.

Kenpachi:Yeah. Who lost?

Nnoitra:At least I ain't lost most of the time.

Jushiro:*sighs* Mai-chan would have stopped this.

Nnoitra:No your mom!*punches Kenpachi*

J.J.:My new flat screen! No!*stops them and slaps Nnoitra silly* Get back in the cage.*throws cage all the way to Katizo's* Here is Animefan0410:

I think I saw Mai head on a plain for a weeks vacation to the Carribean, and I think she was muttering something about being surrouded by idiots..Or idiot..*cough*Grimmjow*cough* lol You can follow her there..Or if you want, I can be host :D Kind of kidding lol I have a dare for for all of you..Sing that 'Lion sleeps tonight' song from Lion King.

Byakuya:I couldn't find her. Not even in Tijuana. She loves it there. She wouldn't go to the Carribean because those pirates are after her.

All:Lala kahle [Sleep well]
In the jungle, the mighty jungle
The lion sleeps tonight
In the jungle, the mighty jungle
The lion sleeps tonight

Imbube

Ingonyama ifile [The lion's in peace]
Ingonyama ilele [The lion sleeps]
Thula [Hush]

Near the village, the peaceful village
The lion sleeps tonight
Near the village, the peaceful village
The lion sleeps tonight

Imbube

Ingonyama ilele (The lion sleeps)

Hush my darling, don't fear my darling
The lion sleeps tonight
Hush my darling, don't fear my darling
The lion sleeps tonight

He, ha helelemama [He, ha helelemama]
Ohi'mbube [lion]

Imbube

Ixesha lifikile [Time has come]
Lala [Sleep]
Lala kahle [Sleep well]

Near the village, the peaceful village
The lion sleeps tonight
Near the village, the peaceful village
The lion sleeps tonight

Imbube

My little darling
Don't fear my little darling
My little darling
Don't fear my little darling

Ingonyama ilele [The lion sleeps]
(Repeat to fade)

J.J.:She uses to sing this to me. I miss her!

Ulquiorra:Distract yourself with this. Sougyo no kotowari:

*Ignores Dante's comment*
O, Nnoitra and Szayel are coming?? AWESOME! I like them, they are awesome and kick butt.
Nnoitra: Do you know who Shinji Hirako is? I swear, you two have the same creepy smile,
Szayel: Where is your hollow mask? I have a strong suspicion that it is your glasses but i'm not sure
Oh no! Mai-chan is missing!! :(
Byakuya: YOUR AN **! JEEZ! I HAVE NOTHING MORE TO SAY TO YOU!
Nnoitra and Szayel: I dare you two to fight, I wanna see who's stronger.

Nnoitra:No, but my smile is beautiful.

Szayel:My glasses are my piece of my mask.

Byakuya:......It's not like I don't regret it. Mai-chan, please return!

Jushiro:Thats it we have to call now!

Grimmjow:No, anything but that.

Ulquiorra:I agree with him. We've done everything. We have sent out Kakashi and his ninja hounds, some reviewers, searched for hours and have no results. We have no choice but to call- Holy shit! Its an earthquake!*room starts shaking*

xxbleedinglovexx:How fortunate am I to be writing this during an earthquake!

Jushiro:Some would call that misfortunate. Anyway, now that it's over, we are calling.

Byakuya:How do you know this won't come back and bite us on the ass!

J.J.:Do really have a choice?

Jushiro:No.*calls*

?:Hello.

Jushiro:We need your help Sumiko-san. Kasaimai has been missing for a few days now and we can't find her.

?:.....Why am I barely finding out now?

Jushiro:.......

?:I'll be there.

Ulquiorra.:Join us next time and welcome our mysterious Sumiko, Shunsui Kyoraku, and Nanao Ise. Another one of her relatives, this is ought to be chaotic.