Jushiro:Welcome and blah blah. Here is Shunsui, Nanao, and our mystery relative of J.J. and Mai. I hope he actually finds her.
Shunsui:Hi.
Nanao:Hello.
Shunsui:Oh you are so beautiful, Nanao!
Nanao:*hits him with a book*
Jushiro:Remember, speak in only two syllable words and very s-low-ly when around him.
?:You're fuckin' stupid.
J.J.:You are lucky that you only have to stay for a days. Do you have an idea where she could be?
?:Yeah, a few. I'll look in Juarez, Walmart, and the beach.
Byakuya:She hates Juarez.
?:No, she hates Tijuana.
Jushiro:Why would she hide in a Walmart?
?:Walmart has everything.
Jushiro:The beach? She looks like she hasn't been to the beach in a very long time.
?:She loves it there.
Jushiro:I bet one hundred dollars she isn't there.
?:You're on. Here is katizo terusei:
Charisei: Katizo tell him.
Katizo: no he'll get mad
Charisei: no he won't i'm sure he'll be there for you
Katizo: i'm not telling him
Karahime: *gets fed up* Katizo's pregnant okay
Katizo: KARAHIME!! NO ONE IS SUPPOSED TO KNOW!!
Charisei: the father should know
Karahime: oh and Kenpachi could you give Ulquiorra and Charisei some couples counseling??
Katizo: i'm sorry Garra *cries*
Charisei: Katizo breathe!
Karahime: poor Katizo. *hugs*
Kenpachi:Seeing Ulquiorra again? This will be the fifth time in over three days.
Ulquiorra:I have shit to work out okay!
Gaara:I'll be there for you!
Shunsui:Who is the dad? Is it that red head?
Nanao:*smacks him again*
Shunsui:Why my precious Nanao!
Nanao:Just for being the genius you are captain. LilyGirl101:
*has bandages on her arms* Hi, everybody. *pouts* Zaki-chan made me go to the mental hospital. Technically, I'm breaking the rules by being here, so I gotta be quick
I like Nanao-chan! She's so tolerant! How can she be so tolerant? It's insane! Anyway, I like her hairstyle too...and her glasses look just like mine! *hugs Nanao-chan* And Shunsui-chan is really funny! I like him a lot! *hugs him too* I like his hat...
Oh, who's the mystery Sumiko? I'm on the edge of my seat!
I'm glad you're not mad at me, Gaara-chan! I didn't mean to confuse you! I'm just going to back off now! You and Katizo will be very happy, I'm sure! (and I'm tired of fighting with Katizo over the same guy)
I...I have something to say something that is very important...and I have Zaki-chan to thank for this; he's a great counselor, believe it or not...OK, here we go...*takes her pills*
*takes a deep breath*
Mai-chan...
I'm sorry. I over-reacted to something that wasn't your fault in the first place, and I even made you sad enough go away!*starts crying* I'm sorry, Mai-chan! I'm so sorry! I FORGIVE YOU!! PLEASE COME BACK! I miss you, Mai-chan!! PLEASE COME BACK! *starts crying even harder* please come back...it's all my fault!*takes some more pills*
And, I have one more thing to say before I go back to my prison ce--I mean room.
I forgive you too...Shiro-chan. As with Mai, I over-reacted. I thought about it a bit and...I'm sorry. I looked back and I realized you've done nothing but try to get me to forgive you every time we see each other (even when we met at the supermarket the other day!) *kisses him* This time, I would like you to forgive me for being such a bitch to you. You really deserve so much more than that...*takes more pills* I'm sorry, Shiro-chan and...I love you too!
Oh, it's time to go, before they notice I'm gone...
Signed with love and lots of hope,
Lily-chan
P.S.- Bring Hanataro on the show sometime! He's adorable!
P.P.S. - Please bring Mai back safely! I need to apologize to her in person and hug her.
P.P.P.S. - Shiro-chan, where do you want to go tonight (if you want to go anywhere)? I need to spend some time with you again...there's a great big Jushiro-sized whole in my heart right now...*starts crying again*
P.P.P.P.S.- If Mai-chan comes back soon, I'll do a special performance of "It's Not Over" for her and Shiro-chan, as yet another way of saying "I'm sorry"
Jushiro:I am just so happy we are all good friends again! Well you and I are more than that of course. You are not a bitch! I love you!
J.J.:Actually on Mai's list of guests for the week she wrote Hantaro in for Thursday, but we can have him tomorrow.
Jushiro:Yes! Lets go anywhere you want! As long as I'm with you.
Shunsui:Looks like someone's a happy couple again! Reminds me of us Nanao.*hugs LilyGirl and Jushiro*
Nanao:No captain. We never were anything.*hugs LilyGirl*
Shunsui:Oh Nanao-chan!
J.J.:The mystery Sumiko is...our older greaser brother, Eddy Raisuke Sumiko!
Eddy:Yeah.
J.J.:Did you find her?
Eddy:Shit you think I can do magic? I need time!
Grimmjow:Who the hell do you think you are?
Eddy:It says right there dumbass! Who the fuck are you?
Grimmjow:Grimmjow Jeagerjaquez.
Eddy:Grimmjow Crackerjack?
Grimmjow:Jea-ger-jaquez.
Eddy:Grimmjow Crack-a-bitch?
Grimmjow:Why not?
Eddy:Who's the freak with white makeup?
Grimmjow:Eh he just like to show up for no reason.
Ulquiorra:Trash!
Eddy:Don't talk to me. I already wanna fuck you up.
Ulquiorra:Just search for your sister greaser trash.
Eddy:Da fuck? I would have fuckin' shanked you by now if you weren't Mai's boyfriend.
Byakuya:I'm her fucking boyfriend! We've met three freaking times!
Eddy:Thats even worse!
Shunsui:Hey calm down everyone. Lets have some sake except for you, Eddy. You are under age.
Eddy:So? I drink stronger shit than that.
Shunsui:Sougyo no kotowari1012:
Sumiko... Sumiko.. why does that sound familiar, oh yeah it's Mai-chans last name!!
You did check her bedroom, right? Sometimes people can find small hiding places that no one knows about in their rooms... I've done it before.
Yay! Kyoraku is gonna be here! He is one of my 3 favorite captains, he comes in second..
Nanao, i have a question for you... what's the deal with your glasses? i was watching a video on Youtube where you took off your glasses in front of the Shinigami Men's soceity, and they went bonkers..
J.J.:I checked every little small spot she could hide in. Even the drawers.
Nanao:I wish I knew why my glasses have such an effect.
Shunsui:Yay! One of my fans!
Jushiro:Congratulations. Animefan0410:
Hurray it's Shunsui! *gives a giant bottle of sake* (it can be his favorite flavor..Whatever it is). You are cool, even though you act like a lazy good for nothing bum. And you are kind of cool Nanao..
I have a question for Nanao: You seem kind of like a person who likes to read..So what's your favorite genre and book?
Nanao:You can't drink that while we are doing this.
Jushiro:Trust me, we've taken worse.
Shunsui:*drinks it all before Nanao could take it away*
Nanao:Captain!
Shunsui:Yes my pretty pretty Nanao.
Jushiro:Leave him be for now.
Nanao:*blushes* My genre is....romance.
Shunsui:Why? You could live like one those characters when ya got me!
Nanao:*smacks him*My favorite book is Summer of My German Soldier because it shows innocent love that transcends racial and prejudice barriers while at the same time explores the self conscious adolescent who is always put down and shown cruelty.
Grimmjow:Damn. He asked for the name of a book, not a fucking book report.
Shunsui:Hey! You be nice to my Nanao!
Grimmjow:Make me old drunk bum. Is your sick little boyfriend gonna fight for you?
Jushiro:We got a first timer here! RaiiningSun:
Yay for first-time reviewers liek me! Lol. Wow, these people have been through alot o_o
Aww, Mai-chan! Please come back! We miss youu :[ I promise I won't give any horrible dares okk?
Speaking of dares.
Nanao-chan: I dare you to get drunk with Rangiku. I'd like to see what happens. Lols. And I also have a question for you. Whenever Kyoraku-taichou hits on you, you reject him, but is that because you actually like him but are too scared to admit it?
~*| Raiin-chan |*~
Jushiro:We would do something random right now, but Mai-chan usually starts. Ulquiorra, what are you doing?
Ulquiorra:I am gathering every single person's review saying they missed Mai.
Jushiro:Why?
Ulquiorra:So I can slap her with them!
Shunsui:I don't even think Nanao can get drunk.
Nanao:Says you!*gets drunk with Rangiku and is found writing FUCK YOU KENPACHI all over the eleventh squad barracks* Thats fer last time you tall, bloodthirsty, inconsiderate....'n I don't know why! Maybe cuz.....*passes out*
Shunsui:NO! I'll never know now!
J.J.:Its pretty obvious who got to her first.*looks at Kenpachi*
Kenpachi:What are you talking about? DarkDanteJ:
I'm not feeling that well so Mai-sama plz return and i only got 1 dare 2day i dare everyone to sing "Pervert by Nerf Herder" enjoy *sneezes*.
All:When you met me at the party you thought I was a nice guy
But you didn't have a clue at what was going on inside
I ordered you a drink and asked you for a dance
But all I really wanted was to smell your underpants
I'm a pervert, a pervert
Can't change the way I am
I'm a pervert, a pervert
Don't want to shake my hand
That night you asked me over to watch Hollywood Squares
You left me in your room, I left a stain on your teddy bear
Can you see it in my eyes, can you see it in my smile?
Can you see the way I imagine you doing doggystyle
I'm a pervert, a pervert
I've got sweaty palms
I'm a pervert, a pervert
It just goes on and on
On and on, on and on, on and on, on and on
You called me on the phone, said you wanted to talk
But how could you have known what I was doing with my sock
Say you want to be my girlfriend but will you love me anymore
When you catch me with my polaroid outside the bathroom door
I'm a pervert, a pervert
Can't change the way I am
A pervert, a pervert
Don't want to shake my hand
I'm a pervert, a pervert
I've got sweaty palms
A pervert, a pervert
It just goes on and on
On and on, on and on, on and on, on and
Mai:Wow, I'm home for a few seconds and there is already someone passed out on couch and everyone singing me an insulting song....
All:Mai!*jump on Mai and give her a big hug*
Mai:If anybody's gonna be passed out on the floor in this house its going to be me!
Ulquiorra:*slaps her with reviews*
Mai:I thought you were the smart one.*breaks Ulquiorra's arm*
Jushiro:You are back! Read Lily-chan's review.
Mai:Yay! We are all cool now!
Eddy:No, you are freaking dork.
Mai:*mumbles*You are stupid anyway.
Byakuya:Where on earth were you!?
Mai:Well first I was on Sesame Street. Elmo wanted to do a segment about Mexican culture. Chad was there too. But then the Count called me a ho and demanded I pay him.
J.J.:What!?
Mai:Yup. I told him"Count how many smacks it takes to get your act straight." I slapped him a good thirty times until security took me away. Then I went to Disneyland.
Ulquiorra:Oh God. What trauma have you caused there?
Mai:I was talking with the princesses you now, gossip. I was bragging about Byakuya then Cinderella, being the instigating bitch she is, was saying about how she had a castle and a prince charming. I told her that Prince Charming was actually bankrupt and borrowing money from him to support her gold-digging ass.
Jushiro:Of course.
Mai:It gets better. She slaps me and I rip her weave off. I punch her and was thrown out of Disney. I'm banned forever.
Byakuya:That ruins my plans to take you there for our welcome back date. Is that all the places you've been?
Mai:Nope. I went home and found a bag of white stuff in my mommy's purse. I thought it was coconut shavings because she was making chocolate strawberries and she always use that as a topping. I eat and start feeling funny. I realized I was high when I saw my dog talking to me. I thought I would get in trouble if I came here that fucked up.
Byakuya:Yes you would have.
Mai:I went to Juarez and spent the remainder of the weirdness in Mexico.
Jushiro:Ha! She was-
Eddy:Hear the rest.
Mai:I went to the beach to tan for a bit after that. That's when Eddy found me.
Eddy:Haha bitch! I won. Pay up.
Jushiro:*gives him money*I'm going with Lily-chan.
Eddy:I've got to go beat up some wannabe cholos.
J.J.:I have to go check on the Count.
Nanao:Lets go captain.
Shunsui:Anything you say my pretty pretty Nanao.
Byakuya:We need some quality time my pretty pretty Mai.
Mai:Alright my prince charming that is giving money to that the other broke ass prince. Next time Hanatoro, Aizen and Yamamoto will appear.
Jushiro:Wait Lily-chan wanted to sing us something.
Mai:It's not over by Daughtry or It's not over by Secondhand Serenade?
Jushiro:I don't know. I guess we'll have to wait until the next chapter to hear my Lily-chan's wonderful voice.....
Mai:Yeah....Aizen, Hanatoro and Yamamoto will be here. How will that work out?
