Mai:I am back my precious readers and reviewers! I was so touched about all the reviews and I miss you's that Ulqui-kun slapped me with! It hurt!
Ulquiorra:Are you going to run away again?
Mai:I don't think so. Unless I accidently ingest cocaine again.
Jushiro:You made us very worried Mai-chan.
J.J.:We even had to bring our verbally abusive brother to find you.
Mai:Sorry! How about a warm welcome for our guests the adorable as ever Hanatoro Yamada, the superman wannabe Sousuke Aizen, and the old bag-er I mean the young and powerful leader Genryusai Shigekuni Yamamoto!
Aizen:Wannabe superman? I've called worse.
Hanataro:A girl actually finds me cute!
Mai:All the girls think you are cute! You've got quite a fan base.
Byakuya:Hmph!*brings Mai closer*
Yamamoto:I am great leader aren't I?
Jushiro:She called you a-*is smacked*
Mai:Powerful leader which without the Soul Society will fall! Haha*laughs nervously*
Yamamoto:First today is katizo terusei:
Katizo: MAI!*tries to hug but pregnant tummy gets in way*
Karahime: YAY YOUR BACK!*claps and jumps*
Katizo: i wish Charisei was here. she'd be soo happy!
Karahime: ya but she's in court
Charisei: *from court room* i didn't kill him!!
Officer: tehn who did?
Charisei: HIM! *points at Grimmjow*
Karahime: oh btw Kat has only 2 days left to go. and its twins!
Katizo: ya a boy and a girl. Gaara what do you wanna name them?
Mai:Katizo!*hugs above the tummy*Some how I'm not surprised she's in jail.
Byakuya:I thought they would find you in prison Mai-chan.
Mai:I-what the-why?! That was something I needed to do though....
Byakuya:You and your family have quite the wrap sheet. J.J. has tagged S.S.V. all over our captains' meeting room and is a suspect in multiple bank robberies. I think he is the one that tagged his name all over my property.
J.J.:No I didn't!
Byakuya:You are saying you aren't 'el lococito'. Mai you have several misdemeanors, a couple of felonies, some time in juvenile detention, vandalism, and was acquitted of a class b misdemeanor.
Mai:It was a class a!
J.J.:No double jeopardy!
Gaara:This is happening so soon! Um, I don't know, something beautiful and unique. I am sure you would do a great job on that.
Mai:Someone's gonna be a daddy?
Grimmjow:I thought you would be the first pregnant girl here.
Mai:Again, it was on my list to dotoo....
Byakuya:I play it safe.
Aizen:Or is someone shooting blanks?
Byakuya:I will not react in the manner you wish you disgusting traitor.
Aizen:Haha. LilyGirl101:
MAI-CHAN! *hugs her over and over and over and over and over and over again* MAI-CHAN! I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE BACK! I MISSED YOU SO MUCH, MAI-CHAN!! YAY!! You're back...my Mai-nee-chan!! *hugs her again* I'm so sorry, Mai-chan! I won't ever hate you again! *hugs her AGAIN* Mai-chan!
I have a question for Aizen...when you got "Hollowed Out", as me and my brother say, why did you take off your glasses and style your hair? I can understand the hair, thing, OK, but seriously? I mean, I have glasses, and um...don't you NEED those? Did you bump into things after you took them off? *rofl* Anyway, *hugs him* I like you!
Oh my gosh, Hanatoro! *hugs him a lot* He's so adorable! *hugs him again* He's soo cute! OK, I'm done. *hugs him one more time* Now I'm done...*hugs him lightly* I warn you, I might do this a lot. I've kind of got a soft spot for the quiet, cute guys...*hugs him again* HE'S SO CUTE!
Hey, Yama-chan...oh, I can't think of any questions or dares for you...but I am remembering past dares that involved you, and all the chaos and laughs that came with them...*hands out pictures*
OK, now to answer your question, Mai-chan, I will be singing the song by Secondhand Serenade (although I have heard the one by Daughtry too; I just prefer Secondhand Serenade). I really think this song represents what me, Shiro-chan, and Mai-chan were feeling when I was mad at them...and I really love this song...I hope you like it too!
*takes out guitar and sings song*
What did you think? *hugs them both, kisses Shiro-chan*
Signed with love and lime pie,
Lily-chan
P.S. - Shiro-chan are going out to this really cool resturaunt I went to the other day...Le Madeline. Do you like French food, Shiro-chan?
P.P.S. - And Mai-chan, I'll take you to that girl's night out now! Singing gave me an idea...there's a karaoke bar right near where I live (I live in the area of town where EVERYTHING cool happens), and I wanna take you there! How 'bout it!
Aizen:Well when I first broke them I couldn't see. I was, as you said bumping into everything until I ordered Gin to get me contacts. He wouldn't give me colored contacts though. I think he uses them.
Mai:That explains why his eyes change so much. I just realized something! There's something up with all your eyes! Gin has them closed all the time, Tousen is blind, and Aizen has vision problems. Is that supposed to represent something?
Aizen:I don't know.
Hanataro:Yay! A fan for me!
Mai:I told ya. I've actually never heard the Secondhand Serenade one.
Jushiro:See! My Lily-chan has a beautiful voice.*sighs contentedly*I like French food.
Mai:I've never had French food. I would love to go out with you! I've been hanging around guys too much.
Kenpachi:You loves us though.
Byakuya:NO! I'm the only man she can love!
Mai:You can't tell me who I can love! I love you Byaku-boo.
Byakuya:How can you change the subject so....I love you more!
Mai:No I love you-
Grimmjow:*reads rather loudly*KuroEqualsBitch:
Wow I like the q&a for Ukitake! ^_^
Anyway... I HATE AIZEN! I WANT HIM TO DIE!
I like Hanataro! He's small and cute! ^_^
Anyway, I got questions:
1- Ukitake, why do you always give Toushi-chan candy?
2- Hanataro, do you feel you should be a 4th seat or 5th seat at least on the 4th?
3- Aizen... why must you be a jackass?
4- Ukitake, I like you zanpaktou! Their cute! But question, do you give them candy?
5- Hana, are you afraid of 11th squad? Its okay if you are.
Dares...
1- I dare Aizen to stab himself.
2- I dare Yamamoto to NOT act all boring like an old man...
3- I dare Ukitake to make the sky rain watermelon flavored candy!(I give him powers)
4- I dare Hana, to... wear cat ears and a tail and say mew at the end of every sentence he says!
Question, can you bring Toushiro, Momo, and Yachiru next chapter? thanks!
KEEP UP THE AWESOME WORK BTW!
Mai:It isn't about Shiro-kun that much anymore though!
Aizen:Hate me? Thats absurd. You must be a little out of touch with reality and I couldn't care less about your opinion.
Mai:You want the bullshit kicked outta you, don't you Aizen?*kicks him*
Jushiro:I give him candy because we are both Shiros, have white hair, and are captains. Also because he is a hardworking child and captain and deserves it.
Hanataro:No. I think I am not ready for such high positions. Thank you for believing I do though.
Aizen:Why do you have to be a bitch?
Mai:*beats him up*
Aizen:I'm a jackass! I'm so sorry! Ulquiorra, Grimmjow! Are you not going to intervene?
Ulquiorra:I no longer worship or work for you! I died. I work for Mai now.
Grimmjow:I never liked you from the start and I work for her too. That means I am under her protection.
Aizen:Bastards.
Jushiro:Yes they appreciate your love. I do give them candy, but I haven't really been giving them the attention they need...
Mai:Our zanpakuto are coming next time then!
Hanataro:N-*looks at Kenpachi* Yes! Very!
Aizen:*stabs himself*God this hurts!
Yamamoto:I am not boring! I am hip and young and do not need to pretend. Right Jushiro.
Jushiro:Sensei... you have many years of wisdom.
Yamamoto:To be called an old geezer by an old man himself! I really am old then. I am going to 'get with it'.
Hanataro:*dresses like a kitty*Mew!
Yamamoto:*comes back wearing skinny jeans, gold chains, Vans, and hat to the side* What's up homeboys?
Jushiro:Sensei! Please tell me this is only for the dare.
Yamamoto:Nah nah nah doggie g. I doin' this cuz I'm cool like that.
Mai, Eddy, & J.J.:DA FUCK?!
Eddy:What you reppin' old man?
Yamamoto:Um....
Mai:Are you a skater, cholo, pretty boy, or...its pretty obvious you didn't grease up.
Yamamoto:I'm a cholo....?
Mai:What kind of cholo wears skinnies?
Yamamoto:I'm East side!
Mai, Eddy, & J.J.:Oh hell nah!*beat him old again*
Eddy:This is west coast bitch!
Jushiro:I believe it best if you act your age.
Yamamoto:I do not understand this generations' terms and colloquialisms.
Aizen:I am enjoying this.
Mai:Me too. I hate to agree with Lord Asshole.
Hanataro:Sougyo no kotowari1012:
YAY! MAI-CHAN IS BACK! *Does Ikkaku's happy dance* *Points at everyone* DON'T ask me how i memorized that...
*Starts mumbling incoherent profanities* Aizen... Why him?? I liked you as a character until you made Shiro-chan stab Momo, then i thought you were a jackass, then i saw that you infused... wait, i shouldn't say that... Manga spoilers.
Anyways,
Yama...moto?? *Shudders* i don't think i can say his name right after THOSE dares...
Yay! Hanataro is gonna be here!! I have a question for you... What's the secret behind those energy pills you took in the S.S. arc?
I have a late dare for Grimmjow: I dare you to sing the "Mean Kitty" song by Cory Williams, *hands him lyrics* good luck! Oh yeha, and i want you to do it in your release form... *Throws Mai-chan a camara* I want pictures of this...
Could you bring... wait, what was his name... Don Panini? nope, Dordoni!! that's his name, i think he's funny... oh and can you bring Kisuke on here?? He's one of my Favorite characters...
Btw: I still think your an ass Byakuya... *Glares*
Aizen:It seems everyone has a distaste for me. Even Ulquiorra who had worshipped me in the beginning.
Ulquiorra:The children thing creeped me out.
Mai:Ey! I don't do that one involving his beard though!
Grimmjow:Grind, Pantera! I got this little kitty about 2 months back,
He was the nicest little kitty now a pain in my crack.
This little kitty is a ninja always stalking my feet.
This little kitty is a warrior, you know what I mean.
He's an evil little kitty, look what he did to my hand!
Tries to get in trouble in any way that he can.
I can give this cat a toy but he'd rather have the wrapper.
When I always give him water but he still drinks from the crapper.
You could lock him in the closet and he just won't care.
Kitty chews on my shoes and he licks on my hair.
Always scratching on my favorite chair and jumping on the couch.
Playing in the windowsills and tearing through the house
He is so full of energy and easily amused.
Kitty will attack anything that moves,
Causing trouble, starting battles just so he can be a part of
He's the meanest little kitty so we named him Sparta.
(x3)
Hey little Sparta what is with all the fight,
Little bitty kitty want to bite, bite, bite.
Hey little Sparta what is with all the fight,
Little bitty kitty want to bite.
Where'd you go? Are you stalking me?
Are you under the couch? Quite possibly.
Ears laid back so you don't get caught.
Ready to pounce my leg with everything you got.
I know you're probably watching me from across the room.
Concentrating, contemplating on attacking me soon.
You're not invisible kitty, I'm going to find you first.
Come out, come out, before I make things worse!
I've seen where you hide and I know where you've been.
...Hey kitty, why don't you give in?
Even if you try to sneak up on me I'm prepared.
'Cause I got my safety gear on and I'm not scared.
I think I hear a little kitty under the bed.
I know you're making noises just to mess with my head.
You can stalk me all you want, but I'm not your prey.
You always seem to find me first, but not today.
(x3)
Hey little Sparta what is with all the fight?
Little bitty kitty want to bite, bite, bite.
Hey little Sparta what is with all the fight,
Come on now, I'm going get you now.
I've got him cornered and now he's mine.
He's not going to get away this time.
I'll snatch him up fast and before he can blink,
And then, awww man, he's a sleep in the sink...
What is with this cat? I'm confused.
He's got a bed but it's never been used.
In every waking moment kitty is up for the fight.
Then... next minute kitty's out like a light.
How could I let this little creature inside of my home.
I got to keep an eye on him when I'm on the phone.
I'm a little afraid to leave this cat all alone.
This kitty may destroy everything that I own.
Look at him now, I kind of feel bad.
He's the best little cat that I've had
And the one big thing I forgot to mention was that
He wasn't fighting, he just wanted attention.
(x3)
Hey little Sparta what is with all the fight?
Little bitty kitty want to bite, bite, bite.
Hey little Sparta what is with all the fight,
Showing love, that's all this kitty does.
Mai:Heck! I'll video tape this shit.*takes photos and records it*I can multitask.
Hanataro:Sorry, my captain won't allow me to say. Mew.
Mai:Say it.
Hanataro:They have a lot of healthy vitamins and ingredients that give you energy. Mew.
Mai:They are like senzu beans!
Hanataro:I guess so, but the upperclassmen switched mine with flour filled ones as a prank. Mew.
Mai:Poor Hana! RainingSun:
YAY! MAI-CHAN'S BACK!! XD
Well that chapter was entertaining :3 So this chapter's guests are Yamamoto, Hanataro, and who was the other one? Oh yeah... Aizen.
Yamamoto-sama, pleased to meet you *bows* Now I dare you to dance the Caramelldansen. Yes. The Caramelldansen.
Hanataro-kun! Hi! *waves* Umm... Even though you're in 4th company which is healing, Why is your Zanpaku-to so weak? Unohana-taichou's turns into a giant ray-thing! And Isane-chan's has 2 other tiny blades! Why are you left out?
And... Aizen. Hello. *glares* *ignores*
OH! Special request! Can you have Renji and Izuru come in sometime kudasai? I LOVE Renji and Izuru!! Well I guess that's it for now. Byee~!
~*| Raiin-chan |*~
Yamamoto:Finally a youth with some respect.*reads dare*Never mind. *dances*
Hanataro:H-hello. My zanpakuto is a healing type that can release a huge blast once it is charged up. I guess it wasn't meant for me to have a super awesome and powerful sword.... Mew.
Aizen:Another person that doesn't have good taste I see.
Eddy:I think your cool.
Aizen:Really?
Eddy:Psych! I wish I could do my hair like you.
Mai:A-oh, we've got a lot of requests!
Grimmjow:Animefan0410:
Awesomeness it's Yamamoto!You rule!..I'm definitely not messing with him or he'll kick me ..Hello Hanataro! You seem weak and pathetic, but your zampaktou is pretty awesome. I do have a dare for you. Charge up your zampaktou on Grimmjow, because I want to see him all loopy, and shoot the blast at..Hm..Eddy. Because I find him strangely anoying.
Grimmjow:But that means I have to get fucked up.
Mai:Yep.
Grimmjow:You are going to like this. Its my welcome back present.
Mai:Yep.*beats the crap out of Grimmjow*
Hanataro:I think thats enough. Mew.
Mai:*ignores him and keeps hitting him*
Hanataro:MAI! MEW!
Mai:AHHH!
Hanataro:I'm sorry.*heals Grimmjow and blasts Eddy* Mew.
Eddy:What the fuck bitch!?
Hanataro:I'm sorry again. Mew.
Eddy:Better watch your back because when you least expect it, I'm going to get you.*takes out comb and brushes his hair*
Mai:Haha. He took out a comb.
Ulquiorra:DarkDanteJ:
SUP im rly bored and tired atm so i dare everyone! (including reviewers) to come to my OC's mansion far east of the soul society so that we can welcome Mai back and since Mai is the guest of Honor only Byakuya,Jushiro and...Ulquiorra(dunno why)can dance with her and Lily-dono i didn't forget you you get Grimmjow,Jushiro(Lily then mai)and however else from some anime show i don't care to know have fun and if you blow up my mansion I'll use my zanpaktou to "DESTROY US ALL" the end ^.^
Jushiro:That seems fun!
Ulquiorra:It will probably be trashy, but alright.
Grimmjow:Yeah!
Mai:Thats sounds tight. See you there.
Jushiro:But Mai-chan, Lily-chan and you are going to the karaoke bar!
Mai:We can do both together! She's invited along with the other reviewers! We'll go to the karaoke bar first or the party first. Her choice.
Jushiro:I get to dance with my Lily-chan!
Mai:So lets get a move on!
J.J.:I'm gonna dance with Karahime!
Kenpachi:*lifts J.J. by the collar*You better dance with Yachiru too you little heart breaking man whore.
Gaara:I wonder if Katizo will want to dance in her condition.
Ulquiorra:Charisei better get out of that court room so we can rave all night.
All:.....*have a what the fuck expression*
Mai:Rave? Anyway, Toshiro, Momo, Yachiru, Dordoni, Kisuke, Renji, and Izuru are coming. The permanent people are Kenpachi, Byakuya, Grimmjow, Ulquiorra, Jushiro, J.J., me, and Gaara because I wanna see how he'll handle father hood. Now lets go party! Member to thank DarkDanteJ!
