Mai:Hello everyone.*waves*

Renji:You should be on one of those princess floats in the parade. You've got the wave down.*waves like a princess*

Mai:Renji, you are so right and never do it again.

Byakuya:He just wants to let the Disney princess inside, out.

Renji:Well taicho, I don't dress like one at least.

Izuru:That pink kimono says otherwise.

Mai:Just to be fair to Vampire-hime and all others who do not like IchiRuki, there will be an IchiRuki reference when Renji starts crying and has a breakdown because he lost Rukia to Ichi.

Renji:Are you psychic?

Mai:A little.

Kisuke:Amazing talent if I say so myself. KuroEqualsBitch:

Awesome once again!

Okay Dare's first:
1) I dare Toshi and Momo to kiss eachother, ON THE LIPS, OPEN MOUTH!
2) I dare Yachiru to dye Toshi's hair black, because its sexy!
3) I also dare her to dye Juushiro's hair black and Momo's hair white.
4) I dare Renji to get his tattoo's removed. Its painful.
5) I dare Izuru to wear a frilly pink dress and sing 'Man I feel like a woman'
6) I dare Toshi to wear this -holds up a white kitty suit complete with a bell around the neck thats held by a blue ribbon- and say 'Nya' at the end of every sentence.

Truths:
1) Toshi, do you love Momo-chan?^_^
2) Renji, Do you go to Hisagi's house at night and you two do a '69'?
3) Momo, do you have any embarrassing moments? Please tell if you do!
4) Izuru, were you emo all your life or just after Gin left you?
5) Uki-kun, do you think black is sexy or is silver sexy on a girl?
6) Kisuke, do you want suck at Ichigo's lollipop? xD
7) Can I kiss you Bya-Bya? Too late! -kisses him on the lips-
8) Kenny... how can you put up with the she-devil called your vice captain?!
9) Don-panini!(Dordoni) YOU ARE WEAK BUT WHY?!
10) Toshi, who was your old captain? I've always wanted to know!
11) Izuru, do you cut yourself?
12) Toshi, idea alert! Why don't you ever threaten Rangiku that you would throw out her sake, since you know all her secret compartments, if she doesn't do the paperwork?
13) Uki, do you love Unohana-san?

And thats all! Sorry for a lot of questions! But I couldn't resist!

Kenpachi:Jushiro Jr. is gonna kiss Aizen's stalker?

Toshiro:*punches Kenpachi*

Mai:Kenpachi, you never learn.

Momo:Ummm. Shiro-

Toshiro:Be quiet.*kisses her passionately*

Yachiru:*dyes Toshiro's hair while he is kissing Momo*

Mai:I like his pretty white hair though!

Yachiru:*dyes Jushiro's black, Momo's white, and Kenpachi's pink*

Kenpachi:Damn it Chiru! Why?

Yachiru:Because J.J. told me you forced him to dance with me.

Kenpachi:Oh.....

Renji:My tattoos! No!

Mai:Luckily I can do it!*removes his tattoos*

Renji:AH! Ooo! Ouch!*starts to cry*

Mai:Stop your bitching Renji.

Izuru:*puts on frilly dress* I'm going out tonight-I'm feelin' alright
Gonna let it all hang out
Wanna make some noise-really raise my voice
Yeah, I wanna scream and shout
No inhibitions-make no conditions
Get a little outta line
I ain't gonna act politically correct
I only wanna have a good time

The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun (fun, fun)

Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!

The girls need a break-tonight we're gonna take
The chance to get out on the town
We don't need romance-we only wanna dance
We're gonna let our hair hang down

The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun (fun, fun)

Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!

The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun (fun, fun)

Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!

I get totally crazy
Can you feel it
Come, come, come on baby
I feel like a woman

Mai:There Renji.*smacks his sore skin*Not so bad.

Renji:WHY!?

Byakuya:I am finally rid of those awful tattoos that would darken my doorway.

Toshiro:*puts on kitty suit*I hate this. Nya. I love her*looks at Momo*as a sister......Nya.

Renji:Thats a sex position.

Byakuya:Obviously moron.

Renji:No. I mean Rukia crushed my heart and spirit, but not badly enough for me to do it with Hisagi.

Momo:Well-

Toshiro:She still wets her bed. Nya.

Mai:I hope you mean pees the bed.

Toshiro:I do. Nya.

Izuru:I was pretty much the same emo.

Renji:Just gave him a reason to be.

Jushiro:I think both of those are.

Kisuke:No, don't be silly. I think my relationship with Yoruichi has been established the last time she was here.

Grimmjow:She didn't say anything about you when I was with her. But then again, who wants to just talk with me?

Mai:Conceited again I see.

Byakuya:I am sure Mai-chan wouldn't mind a peck on the chee-*is kissed on the lips*

Mai:*is grinding her teeth*

Byakuya:Mai-chan, sweetheart don't do that. It will ruin your teeth.*gives her bite guard*

Mai:Your not my mom.*throws bite guard at Renji*

Kenpachi:You learn to tune Yachiru out and sleep through it. Thats why I take afternoon naps.

Dordoni:I wasn't meant to last.

Mai:Its okay Don Kanonji.

Dordoni:It's Dordoni niña.

Mai:Cállate viejo menso. (shut up old dummy)

Dordoni:Hmph.

Toshiro:My captain was-

Mai:Wasn't the old captain of squad 10 Ichi's dad?

Toshiro:Yes but he wasn't my captain. I don't really know. Nya.

Mai:How could you not know who you captain was? I've had 5 captains and I remember them all.

Toshiro:What the hell? Nya.

Mai:Yup. First it was Kenny, but he said I was even to violent for his squad.

Kenpachi:Oh yeah.

Mai:Then I went to Gin's, but he called me a liar and said I was going to stab him in the back. I don't know why though. Then Yamamoto's. Then Byakun, but was kicked out for using Renji's face to destroy his office.

Byakuya:That was you? Why?

Mai:He was sexually harassing me and I am a little hurt by it still.

Byakuya:I didn't know. All it said on the report was "A crazy bitch attacked me for no reason."

Mai:Then I was put into Jushiro's. We became good friends when I bought the rights to his body, not in that way, pervs. Okay in that way too, but that was before, when I wanted to make a quick buck.

Izuru:I only cut myself when I hurt inside.

Mai:All the time then.

Izuru:Yes.

Toshiro:She still has more tricks up her sleeves so my threats are useless. Nya.

Jushiro:I love Retsu as a long time friend. *looks around and whispers to Kuro* She too old for me.

Kenpachi:Watch your mouth!

Mai:You are dating Unonhana? I think I was in her squad for a day.

Kenpachi:Yes. I think. She tries to hide it though....

Mai:We'll bring her so she can tell us what's going on.

Kenpachi:Good. I'd like to know.

Renji:Captain Kuchiki, how have you kept your sanity for so long?

Byakuya:Do you see her?*points at Mai*If you knew what happens after every show you would understand, but since you are never going to touch her you can dream lieutenant.

Renji:Yes sir..... LilyGirl101:

I'm a bit of a pacifist now...thanks to Zaki-chan!! Love you, Zaki-chan! *hugs him* Hey, Zaki-chan, I want another piggy-back ride please! (he's so tal!) PLEASE?!?!?

Mai-chan, we will go to the karaoke bar first, and then be fashionably late for the party! *hugs* Mai-chan, is being a mother really on your to-do list? O.o I'm a little frightened...wow, look at that criminal record! S'OK, though. My record's just as bad! :-p

Hey! Stop hating Aizen-chan! He's AWESOME! *hugs him* He's not a superman wannabe...

Shiro-chan, I'm glad you like my singing! X-) *hugs him* It really means a lot to me! I'm glad you like French food! I'll take you out! *hugs again* You're awesome! I love you! I can't wait to dance with you at the party!

Thank you, Dark-chan! I don't hate you anymore! Aw! I wanted to dance with Ulquiorra-chan! Oh, well! *gasp* I get to dance with someone from another show? *gasps again* Does that mean I can dance with KIBA-CHAN?!?!?!?! *squeals in delight* I GET TO DANCE WITH KIBA-CHAN! YAY! *does happy dance* I GET TO DANCE WITH KIBA-CHAN AND AKAMARU-CHAN!! KIBA-CHAN!! I LOVE KIBA-CHAN!

Oh, Shiro-kun again? *hugs him* I didn't get to play with him last time...*pout. I like Momo-chan! Chiru-chan is adorable, and she is a lot like me (I'm always getting lost and giving bad directions! :-p) AH!! It's KISUKE-CHAN!! *hugs him a lot* I like his hat...he's so funny!! *hugs Renji too* Renji-chan!! You have funny eyebrows... Izuru...why is your hair falling over your eyes? It is a fashion choice...or what? It just confuses me...

Anyway! Ja ne! Gotta go pick out a trashy dress to wear to the party! :-p Wanna come, Mai-chan?

Signed with love and laziness,
Lily-chan

Kenpachi:Hop on. *gives piggy back ride*

Yachiru&Jushiro:*burning with jealousy*

Yachiru:I am the only girl that gets to ride on Ken-chan's back.

Jushiro:I'm tall too! But it makes Lily-chan happy so I am happy.

Mai:In the future. I've seen what happens in reality if you aren't careful. Anyway I don't think Byakuya's going to get a chance now.

Byakuya:Nobutitwasn'tmesodon'tbemad!

Mai:Wha?

Byakuya:No but it wasn't me so don't be mad.

Mai:Okay! I can't stay mad at you. I don't hate Aizen but I don't love him. I like his hair though.

Eddy:Lucky bastard.

Mai:Get out of here! You just bring misery!

Eddy:I would get pissed but I don't know what that means.

Grimmjow:Me either.

Byakuya:The reason his eyebrows are funny is because he is a retard delinquent and tattooed them on.

Renji:Faggot! You are a faggot!

Mai:Trust me when I say he is definitely not a faggot.

Renji:Woah. I think I am getting a clue about what you were talking about now.

Izuru:I have my hair like this because I like it.

Mai:Sure I still need my trashy dress.

Renji:Now I got the full picture captain!

Byakuya:Good now you need to forget it.

Renji:You said I could dream!

Toshiro:Here we go again. Old men and their stupid arguments. Nya. DarkDanteJ:

i have a soulution for the karaoke bar and mah party *opens garganta* YES it fits not the karaoke bar is in my mansion and your welcome Mai-Sama i'm just so happy for ur return and because i felt sorry for your,jushiro-sama and lily-dono for your predicament and as another gift...*opens phone and texts at the speed of light* ok Byakuya put senbonzakura around the house...ok *brings in gift and puts it in the living room*sorry it's so big xD i'll tell you what it is in my review and have a question for Renji:why do you always use your bankai first, it makes you look weak and a praise for Kira i luv your Decaptation thing in your fight with the bird dude it was awesome! the end and Please enjoy the parteh

Mai:Thanks Dante! What is it-what is it-what is it-

Yachiru:*fills Mai's mouth with candy*

Renji:I use it first so I can end the fight quickly. I don't like to drag it on.

Mai:I thought it was cool that he went all out at first until he started eating shit on every fight!

Renji:Hey!

Izuru:Thank you.

Mai:See, you made him a little less emo.

Momo:Party? Can we go?

Mai:Sure.

Momo:Hooray! katizo terusei:

Karahime: YAY! PARTY!!
Katizo: hi Izuru-kun! *hugs*
Charisei: i got out! but they are looking for Grimmjow now.
Katizo: i think i'm going to name them Kokoro (heart) and Kaminari (thunder).
charisei: why did you hug Izuru?
Katizo: he reminds me of Deidara. and i like blondes. *looks at Gaara* but i LOVE redheads. *kisses him* and don't worry the doctor said i'll be able to dance.

Izuru:Uh.....

Gaara:Say thank you and watch where you are leaving your hands or I'll kill you.

Grimmjow:Holy cheetos! You could have gave me a heads up! Shit Charisei! If I get caught again I'ma go to prison for a long time.

Ulquiorra:Watch your tongue, trash.

Gaara:I knew you would come up with lovely names darling.*kisses her*

Mai:Thats so sweet! Can I be the godmother if you guys need one?

Byakuya:Can I be the godfather?

Gaara:Its okay with me, but we need Katizo's say.

Mai:Okay. Oh my gosh! One more day!

Gaara:I know! Isn't it exciting?

Mai:Yes! I like babies, but they kind of bug at their terrible twos.

J.J.:Did I bug?

Mai:You were in your terrible twos since you were born.

Gaara:Animefan0410:

...I gues I'm forced to go then..I'm going to see if I can help Yachiru with her pranks. Hopefully her daddy Kenpachi won't try and kill me o_o Yay it'sDordonii! You're awesome!...I wouldn't mind seeing the people from the Karakura Riser squad sometime XD (Chizuru, Tatsuki, I think Keigo, Don Konoitchi and Kon).

Ps. As a nice dare, I'm daring the bleach characters to dress up nicely!

Mai:C'mon, we'll have fun!

Dordoni:Thank you very much niño.

Kenpachi:I won't kill you if you don't touch her.

Jushiro:I guess we'll have them over.

Byakuya:I always dress my nicest. It is just in my nature.

Renji:A pretty boy nature.

Mai:Who's going to help Renji with his sense of style?

Byakuya:He doesn't have one. How did I ended up with a lieutenant like you?

Renji:I don't know why I 'm even here anymore. Rukia chose Ichigo. I'm done living! That bastard! That bastard!*cries hysterically on Byakuya's shoulder*

Byakuya:Abarai, you are embarrassing yourself. If you are embarrassing yourself, you are embarrassing your squad and if the squad is embarrassed than I'm embarrassed.*moves his shoulder around to get Renji*

Renji:I don't care anymore!*latches on to him tightly*

Mai:Renji if you kiss him, I'll fucking kill you.

Renji:*kisses Mai*

Mai:*slaps*

Byakuya:You have made the worst mistake of your life.

Renji:You are going to mix your personal life and the office?

Byakuya:I'm not going to do, I wouldn't dare touch the mental inefficient. Mai-chan has a different philosophy.

Mai:Consume in darkness. Bend reality at my will Kuraiki.*tortures Renji relentlessly with her zanpakuto*

Byakuya:Sougyo no kotowari1012:

*Watching video* *Falls out of chair*
Oh yeah, i forgot i was reviewing!
YAY! My favorite characters are coming!!
Dordoni: Can i call you Don Panini? PLEASE?? Otherwise, i won't remember your name...
KISUKE!!: Hehe, I LOVE your hat! I have a question for you... Why did you decide to open up a candy shop when you went to the world of the living? Why not something like a bar?
SHIRO-CHAN! Your my favorite captain!! Your just so awesome! Also, do you like Momo?? Even though you two have known each other for a long time..
Renji and Izuru!! Yay! You two are my all around favorite Vice captains!
Izuru: How do you get your hair to do the 3-pointed thingy? It looks complicated... O_o
Renji: Why don't you ever wear your hair down? it looks awesome like that :)
Momo: Hm... I dare you to... Kidnap Shiro-chans teddy bear! (Don't deny that you don't have one, I've seen it with my own two eyes!)
I agree with Animefan0410, i was forced to go!
...

Dordoni:Go ahead niña.

Kisuke:Isn't my hat great? Mai told me it was lame.

Mai:When did I say that?!

Kisuke:I wanted to open a candy shop because I love candy!

Toshiro:I like Momo as a friend and sister. Nya.

Izuru:Yeah it kind of is. It gets easier with practice.

Renji:My hair gets in my face too much. Unlike Captain Kuchiki's, mine is unruly and disobedient.

Byakuya:*hair flip*

Mai:Don't you dare say it! Those bastards at L'oreal need to pay me for this kind of advertisement.

Byakuya:Force of habit.

Mai:Your hair does look awesome down Renji.

Renji:Thanks.

Momo:*takes his teddy bear*

Toshiro:No! Mr. Stuffy Wuffy Wittle Bear!

J.J.:Even I don't have a teddy bear.

Mai:You guys! We'll have a ton of fun there!

Gaara:RainingSun:

Konnichiwa minna-san!

Wow, lots of guests this chapter!! So let's get started.
Kisuke, you're always cheerful so I dare you to be a depressed emo person for the rest of the chapter.
Byakuya, I dare you to babysit Yachiru for the chapter. (Ukitake-chan! Make sure you give her some candy first!)
Grimmjow, I dare you to switch ranks with Dordoni. (Like he'd be the 6th Espada and you'd be a hundred and something)
RENJI! *glomps* IZURU! *glomps* I'M STEALING YOU! No objections! *Shunpos over there and grabs Renji and Izuru* *takes them back* MUAHAHA! XD You're welcome!! :3 3
Oh hey Izuru you know how to cook right? Can you make us supper kudasai?? *cute face*
Can't think of any more at the moment lol. Sayounara!

~*| Rain-chan, Renji, Izuru |*~

Kisuke:You want me to be Izuru's clone? Okay.*is depressed*

Byakuya:Oh God. Please don't make me! I barely survived last time!

Mai:It wasn't so bad.

Byakuya:You didn't do anything! Flashback please J.J.

J.J.:Got it.*plays flashback: Byakuya:No lieutenant! Thats a family heirloom! crack Thats my room! boom Mai:ZZZZ*asleep* Yachiru:Mwhahaha! Mwhahaha! Byakuya:Mai help please! Mai:ZZZZ. end flashback*

Mai:I had a long day! Jushiro actually made me work. Very hard too.

Kenpachi:Thank very very much RainingSun. Yachiru, you can whine and emotionally scar Byakuya now.

Jushiro:*gives her a sack of candy*

Grimmjow:Fine!*switches ranks*I'm keeping the tattoo though. Its badass.

Izuru:O-okay. Is this like a date!

Mai:Ey. She said cook for her. Don't take it that far.

Izuru:Renji! I got a date!

Renji:Why is it always everyone else?

Grimmjow:I know how you feel. pinkfire101:

YEAH MAI BACK!! *Hugs Mai* Anyway Toshiro, Kisuke, Renji, Kenpachi, Byakuya, and Grimmjow all in the same room I think I'm going to faint! To have all my favorite characters in the same room this is awesome!! But you are missing Ichigo!! Any way here are my question/dares.

Toshiro: OMG!! *hugs him really tight* Uh...sorry. I have a question, who would you rather be with Momo or Karin? I really hope its Karin and not Momo!

Kisuke: Are you in love with cat lady I mean Yoruichi?

Renji: I dare you to fight Kenpachi!

Kenpachi: Who is Yachiru mother?

Byakuya: When will you and Mai have children!

Grimmjow: I dare you to go to Wal-Mart dressed as the boogie man and scare the employees and ONLY the employees!

Momo: I really dislike you so I have nothing to say to you.

Yachiru: I can't doing anything to you because you are just too cute so here I a bag candy. *hands her a big bag of candy*

Izuru: Why do you act so emo? No offense to any emo people but why?

J.J: You remind me of my little brother his name is Ryan. And he is around the same age as you and he kind of acts like you to. It's really scary at times.

Mai: Mai me alegra mucho que la espalda!! (Translation: Mai I am so happy that your back!!)

Mai:Yes and I am mostly like going to stay.

J.J.:Most likely?

Mai:Yeah, the teletubbies are after me now! I think they are targeting emos. Ulquiorra was hit last time.

Toshiro:Karin, I guess.

Mai:Better treat my cuz like the lady she is, shorty.

Kisuke:Yup! I love Yoruichi!

Mai:Then go for it!

Renji:Yaah!*attacks Kenpachi*

Kenpachi:Not much of a challenge. *beats him in two seconds* I don't know who her mom is. I just found her crawlin' around.

Yachiru:More candy! Munch munch!

Byakuya:When we are ready and married.

Mai:Having kids looks like it hurts.

Grimmjow:Boo! Rawr!*dressed as Boogieman and heads to Walmart*

Momo:You dislike me.....

Izuru:I am like this because life is depressing.

J.J.:There's a lot of people are like me huh?

Mai:Yup. Me alegra mucho que la esplada? Sweetie esplada means back as in your spine. I think you mean Me alegra mucho que regresaste. Regresar means back as in come back.

Grimmjow:She didn't ask for a Spanish class.

Mai:Are you done with your dare?

Grimmjow:I've been to every Walmart in the country. I think I scared one of your uncles.

Mai:Thats not possible. To have done that, that would require him to have a job.

Grimmjow:Ice cold ain't ya?

Byakuya:Nope. Supernova hot.

Jushiro:HanakoAnimeaddict:

I have a dare for anyone who wants to do it.
Please sing the Sesame Street theme song.

Mai:Me!Sunny Day
Sweepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet

Can you tell me how to get,
How to get to Sesame Street

Come and play
Everything's A-OK
Friendly neighbors there
That's where we meet

Can you tell me how to get
How to get to Sesame Street

It's a magic carpet ride
Every door will open wide
To Happy people like you--
Happy people like
What a beautiful

Sunny Day
Sweepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet

Can you tell me how to get,
How to get to Sesame street...
How to get to Sesame Street
How to get to...

J.J.:SESAME STREET! Sorry.

Mai:Yeah. Thats like an anthem to him and his gang.

J.J.:*starts crying*I'm sorry it's just that Oscar the grouch got shot down yesterday. They just drive-byed his dirty ass. Pobercito! Missin' you homie!

Mai:Sorry to hear that.....

Grimmjow:So, did you guys know that Pluto isn't a planet anymore?

All:NOOOO. Really?

Byakuya:That happened years ago. Seriously you feline imbecile.

Toshiro:Just because I'm in this suit doesn't give you the right Kuchiki! Nya!

Byakuya:I wasn't talking to you, naive youth!

Mai:Thank you for reading everyone! Its time to go bye bye because I don't want my house to be a cryogenic freezer! Next time Retsu Unohana and the Karakura Risers.

Byakuya:Why do you invite people that have absolutely no connection to each other whatsoever?

Mai:Crazy shit happens.

Ulquiorra:I long for a peaceful and quiet chapter.

Mai:The fuck? Where were you this whole chapter?

Ulquiorra:Winky and Po found me. They say your next.

Mai:Sorry I asked.