Retsu:Welcome to Q&A with Jushiro Ukitake.

Mai:Hey! Thats my job!

Retsu:Today the Karakura Risers and I are their guests.

Mai:Stop stealing my-

Retsu:*gives a scarily friendly smile*Lets welcome each other.

Mai:Okay you can host.

Kon:Karakura Riser! *explosion*

Don Kanonji:Karakura Riser Spirit!*explosion*

Tatsuki:Karakura Riser Beast!*explosion*

Chizuru:Karakura Riser Erotic!*explosion*

Ururu:Karakura Riser Tiny Devil.*explosion*

Keigo:Karakura Riser Delicate.

J.J.:What the hell? It didn't go-*explodes in his face*

Mai:You guys remind me of the power rangers. A more adult version because of Erotic but yeah.

Jushiro:Welcome Karakura Risers. Hello captain, nice to see you.

Kon:Yeah hi. Where's Nee-san!? katizo terusei:

Katizo: of course you and Byaku-boo and be the godparents Mai
Karahime: *looking at photos online*
Charisei: they gave up on Grimmjow, someone tell Uryu to run and hide
Karahime: AWW! Charisei look at this pic!
Charisei: *looks* omg! Mai you have to see this give me your E-mail adress and i'll send it to you.
Katizo:...uh-oh
Charisei: Kat? *realizes* shit! Karahime call an ambulance!
Karahime: breathe Katizo Breathe.
Katizo: so impatient...*goes to Hostpital with Charisei*
Karahime: GAARA GO! NOW! and anyone else who wants to see the babies!

Mai:Yay! I'm a fairy godmother!

Byakuya:Listen very carefully Mai. You are not a fairy godmother. You can't fly or grant wishes.

Mai:Says you! I can grant so grant wishes and fly! Chizuro make a wish!

Chizuro:To have a large chested girl with me!

Mai:Okay.... Wrong person to ask for a G rated wish. Ururu.

Ururu:Candy would be nice.

Mai:*makes it rain candy*

Byakuya:You had that rigged. Fly then.

Mai*Jumps off the couch and starts flying across the room*See.

Byakuya:I will never believe in magic.

Gaara:The baby is coming! Come on Godparents!

Byakuya:Who's going to be the sarcastic one when I'm gone?

Mai:Grimmjow! Handle.

Grimmjow:Do I look like a dog?

Mai:Good job!*leaves with Byakuya and Gaara*

Keigo:Four eyes is in trouble with the law? Man I missing out on everything! LilyGirl101:

*still getting dressed for the party* Sorry, everybody, I'm only half-dressed right now, but I gotta review...I'll multi-task, I suppose...

Hey, where was Gaara this chapter? I didn't see him anywhere...*looks around while pulling on dress*

Sorry, Chiru-chan! I won't ride again! It'll be the last time, I promise! *gives her cookies and hugs* I'm weak when it comes to tall people! X-D

Oh, no! Renji-chan's TATTOOS! Oh, I suppose...he can always put them back...right? :-( It's his eyebrows that are part of his amazingly awesome coolness...*hugs Renji* Don't be so sad, Renji-chan!

Ah! Don't insult Grimmjow-chan! You're being very mean, Bya-nii-chan! *not talking to him*

You should give Ul-chan a quiet chapter SOMETIME!! After all this, this has turned into something of a soap opera! All this drama!

Ooh, I wonder what the surprise is? I'm so excited! I GET TO DANCE WITH KIBA-CHAN!! Oh my gosh, Kiba-chan is so hot, and so cute, and so amazingly awesome!! He's so cool!! Oh, I love Kiba-chan! Love, love, love, love, love,love Kiba-chan with a capitol L-O-V-E! YAY! KIBA-CHAN! Love Kiba-chan!

*still not done getting dressed* Ul-chan...could you help me tie up the back of this dress?

Signed with love and lust for Kiba-chan,
Lily-chan *finally done getting dressed*

P.S.- I have a question for Retsu-chan that has nothing to do with anything...I saw a video for you, and it was to the song "Wake Me Up Inside", by Evanescence. What does that have to do with you? Is there something signifigant that I'm just MISSING?!?!

Jushiro:He was probably with Katizo.

Grimmjow:I thought you would have gone to see the babies.

Jushiro:Oh no! I am far too squeamish.

Kenpachi:Don't mind Yachiru. You can ride any time.

Renji:*hugs Lily-chan*

Grimmjow:Can I have a hug too?

Ulquiorra:Thank you for agreeing with me. This fic has taken a dramatic turn hasn't it? I'll be glad to help you.

Grimmjow:Well first you have to look at the meaning of the lyrics. The song is talking about a person feeling bored or unhappy with their lives or dead inside and need someone to wake them from their boring slumbe or bring them back to life. Retsu Unohana has lived a long time and one would think she is bored with her life so she would want Kenpachi or Jushiro or whoever to "bring her to life" They could also be insinuating that she would be involved in high risk behavior.

Ulquiorra:Gr-grimmjow, how did you figure out all that out? You aren't really Grimmjow! It's not possible for him to think!

Grimmjow:Calm down. I just googled it.

Ulquiorra:Good. I thought the world was ending.

Grimmjow:You thought you weren't the smartest and that scares you!

Jushiro:He isn't the smartest. I am.

J.J.:You guys are all wrong! Mai is.

Jushiro:No. I'm pretty sure it's me.

J.J.:Jushiro, are you okay? You aren't acting like yourself.

Jushiro:I just want more lines. This is Q&A with JUSHIRO, but everyone else is getting the attention.

Ururu:Actually, we haven't been speaking and we are guests.

Jushiro:BLBBBH!

Ururu:I'm just saying-

Jushiro:BLBBBBBHHHH!

Ururu:Stop tha-

Jushiro:BLBBBH!

Ururu:*repeatedly slams his face in a wall*RainingSun:

Hi! Just so you all know, Izuru is a superfantasticninja chef!! He made us very delicious yummy food for supper~ (Actually I only had a bit because SOMEONE *coughRejicough* ate almost all of it.) In any case I'm keeping them. So HA.

As for questions/dares...
Ulquiorra, is it true that you're actually a reincarnation of L?
Kenny, I dare you to give up your Zanpaku-to for the chapter. Which means, no fighting whatsoever, even without your Zanpaku-to.
I know, I couldn't think of that many good ones lol. I'm tired. And the smell of the cake Izuru's baking is driving me crazy! *o*
As for this party that DarkDanteJ is throwing, would I happen to be invited to said party?

~*| Rain-chan |*~

Ulquiorra:You can keep them. No, we discovered we are twin brothers. If I was his reincarnation we couldn't be in the same place because I would be him and he would be dead which made me.

Grimmjow:My head hurts from thinking that through.

Kenpachi:I haven't been fighting very much lately.

Jushiro:Sure you can come! He said everyone. Even reviewers.

Retsu:Sounds like fun. May I join?

All:..........

Retsu:What's wrong?

J.J.:Well you kind of don't seem like the party kind of person.

Retsu:I love parties, but I don't get invited to the fun ones....

Kenpachi:You can come as my date.

Retsu:......

Kenpachi:I'm a catch! Aren't I?

All:.......

Retsu:Sougyo no kotowari:

AWW MAN! RainingSun stole Renji and Izuru! I planned on kidnapping them later...
Karakura Risers? I think i skipped those episodes,I'm not sure...
Oh yeah,before i forget, that recording of Grimmjow singing the Mean Kitty song "accidently" went viral... Not my fault though... i would give you the link but i'm afraid to give out my Youtube account name (AKA i'm scared of stalkers!)
Wow. I'm shocked... Shiro-chan didn't yell at me to call him "Captain Hitsugaya" or "Hitsugaya-Taicho"
Anyways,
Byakuya: I triple dog dare you to read a YAOI fanfiction in the bleach section,I don't care which couple you read, have fun with it XD
Mai: You were serious about the party, weren't you??
Jushiro: You've been left out lately! Isn't this your Q&A? TAKE CHARGE MAN!
Random fact: Did you know Shiro-chan sung the "White and Nerdy" song? It's funny!

Kon:I am the great leader! Karakura Riser!

Tatsuki:I should be leader!

Don Kanonji:No me! Buhahaha!

Jushiro:We aren't stalkers. Maybe Grimmjow.

Grimmjow:You stalk one hot aunt and you're branded for life.

Jushiro:It seems she branded you with a knife wound on your butt.

J.J.:Mai finds it annoying when Captain Hitsugaya does that so she said she would shove her fist down his throat if he did.

Grimmjow:I'll text Byakuya his dare.

Ulquiorra:You are really into human technology aren't you? You gotten quite fast.

Grimmjow:Yeah. Mai taught me and now I'm obsessed. Here is his reply. OMG I can see the baby's head. GTG. Thx for tellin me.

Kenpachi:What the fuck does OMG and GTG mean?

Jushiro:It means Oh my God and Got to Go. Duh!

Kenpachi:Oh. Let me text Mai her question.*texts*

Mai:Errr. What do u mean?

Ulquiorra:She's confused. What a shock.

Jushiro:You are right! I should take charge!

J.J.:Chill Shiro. You can talk to Mai about that.

Jushiro:Chill. You want me to chill. *throws chair and hits Keigo by accident*Hows that for chil?!

Retsu:Oh dear. This is getting out of hand.*shoots him with a tranquilizer*Shush shush Jushiro.

Tatsuki:Okay. That isn't scary. pinkfire101:

Opps sorry my bad never get a spanish lesson from your step-dad who doesn't know spanish as their first language.

J.J.:It's okay. Mai's a know-it-all anyway. Like Ulqui.

Ulquiorra:Shut it. Hey, she's our 100th review!

Jushiro:*throws confetti*Yay! You get a cake baked by Kenpachi.

Kenpachi:I like to bake in my spare time.

J.J.:The fuck? You're a therapist and you bake. Maybe you aren't as manly as you let on....

Kenpachi:I am manly! I would have sliced your head if you weren't a little kid, I could fight, and you weren't Mai's little sister!

J.J.:I'm a fuckin' boy!*slaps him*

Kenpachi:Ooo I so wanna beat yer ass.

Retsu:Calm down or I'll have to sedate you too.

Kenpachi:You!*points at Retsu* You deny have a relationship with me then the next minute you are telling me you 'love' me and you always wanna stay. Lies!

Retsu:I do love you!

Kenpachi:Then I want you to yell it right in the middle of a captain's meeting!

Retsu:I can't do that.

Kenpachi:Then go find some other lonely guy!

Mai:I have returned from witnessing the miracle of birth!

Byakuya:It was beautiful and has inspired me too-

Kenpachi:Mai! Retsu won't profess her love to me in a captain's meeting!

Jushiro:Mai! I don't get enough attention anymore!

Kon:Mai! My Nee-san isn't here!

J.J.:Mai! I gotta go pee!

Mai:Shut the fuck up! Kenpachi, if she doesn't want to tell others about you two then that obviously means something. Jushiro, talk up more then. Next time no guests so to help you with that. Kon, I never said she was going to be here. I said her nii-sama was here. J.J. go to the bathroom by yourself. You're a big boy now!

J.J.:*whispers*There's a boy in the walls.

Mai:You need professional help again.

Kenpachi:I'm available at three.

Mai:You make it sound like you are so busy.

Kenpachi :After people heard I fixed you guys, I've been in high demand.

Mai:Don't wanna keep you too long then. Next time there will be no guests so Jushiro gets the attention he desires.