Mai:Party time!

Jushiro:Have you chosen an outfit?

Mai:Ahhaha. No.

Byakuya:Soi Fon couldn't help?

Soi Fon:She is too picky!

Jushiro:You should have just grabbed something out the closet like all the rest of us.

Grimmjow:Speak for yourself. I picked everything out carefully. This is my fresh shirt. I'm sure pretty boy took hours too.

Byakuya:Is it a crime to look your best?

Shinji:I hear ya! LilyGirl101:

Ooh, finally the party! Oh, Mai-chan, I have a dress you can borrow. It looks like mine, only it's purple instead of red! It would look killer on you! And thanks for liking my dress! I like the straps particularly...

And, yay! Soi Fon is coming! *hugs her* Soi Fon, I just rewatched an episode of you yesterday...you are the epitome of awesome chickie! You and Youruchi could take over the world together!

KIBA IS JUST SO AWESOME! AND AKUMARU TOO! Oh, I finally get to dance with Kiba-chan! Kiba-chan...Akumaru-chan...

Oh, Jow-chan, I'm sure I'm not the ONLY one who loves you! But if that's so, then I'll love enough for all the people in the world! *hugs him lots and lots* You know, I don't really think of Jow-chan as a brother...I have too many of those as it is! *kisses him* Mai! That was rude! Some people can't spell! Jow-chan, if you need help, I'll help you! *hugs him AGAIN* I'm also a great tutor, if you need help with anything else! X-)

And I'm glad I get to dance with Ul-chan! He's soo cool! *hugs him again and again* So cool...

Wow. When it was all guys in the room, I was in heaven...

X-D Wow, Zaki-chan! A...stick...in Bya-nii-chan's...*rolling on the floor laughing*...too heavy...oh, wow...Oh, Zaki-chan? Can I send my brother to your anger management classes? He's got MAJOR issues! And, he completely worships you, so I really think you could help him out!

Signed with love and lemons,
Lily-chan

P.S.- *reads over the chapter...stops...reads again*...did Jushiro just say he wants to be a father?

Mai:Finally! Thanks Lily-chan. It's prettiful!

Grimmjow:Prettiful? And you were making fun of my spelling.

Ulquiorra:Mai you are having a quick spelling test. First word, kitten. #2. sun #3. onomatopoeia

Mai:Oh no! Those are hard words.

Ulquiorra:*snatches paper*ke10, son, onoma-tapatio. Tapatio is a hot sauce Mai! You failed. Both of you are going to be tutored by me.

Grimmjow&Mai:NO!

Soi Fon:We couldn't take over the world.

Mai:They'd take over all the worlds and universe.

Ulquiorra:Can't wait to dance with you too.

Byakuya:*blushing with embarrassment and anger*

Kenpachi:Haha. I'm still laughin'. It'll be Mai, Grimmjow, Jushiro, J.J., Eddy comes sometimes, Soi Fon, and your brother. I warn you, it gets really crazy. Mai and her brothers get down, Grimmjow throws food at Soi Fon, and you don't want to know what Soi Fon does back. Jushiro is the only nice calm one.

Mai:You make it sound like J.J. and Eddy and me stab each other.

Kenpachi:You did!

Mai:I didn't know Eddy was gonna pull out his butterfly! I gotta defend myself.

Kenpachi:Will you ever get better?

Grimmjow:Probably not.

Kenpachi:Oh yeah. I made cookies!*gives cookies to everone and Lily-chan*

Jushiro:I do want to be a father, but not like I would just get a random girl. I would wait and fall in love, but it seems nobody's interested in me.

Mai:Hurry up Jushiro. You don't have that long to wait.

Mashiro:Cookies! katizo terusei:

Kaminari: Mi-mi *reaches for Mai*
Charisei: Ulqui? *shy smile*
Katizo: *laughs* now I'm not alone!
Karahime: ULQUIORRA'S GONNA BE A DADDY!!
Temari: all this talk about babies is making me want one
Katizo: didn't you have a picture to show Mai?
Temari: yep. Here *holds up Gaara's baby picture*
Katizo: KAWAII!

Mai:Aw!*holds Kaminari*

Kenpachi:*hands out cookies to Charisei, Karahime, and Katizo*

Shinji:What a cute kid!

Mashiro:Baby! Baby! Kensei, look at the little baby!

Kensei:I have eyes Mashiro.

Hiyori:Yeah.

Ulquiorra:Huh? Excuse me please.*passes out*

Byakuya:Ulquiorra, you sly dog. I haven't gotten that far with Mai.

Mai:Excuse you. Keep talking like that and you'll be across the country without a chance.

Gaara:Temari! Thats embarrassing!

Mai:Haha. Thats really cute. Hahaha

Mai's mom:It seems like a chance to scar you now.

Mai:Mom! No!

Mai's Mom:*shows an album of Mai's, Eddy's, and J.J.'s pictures*

Grimmjow:Is that Mai's little baby butt? Hahahahaha!*falls to the floor in tears*

Eddy:No, it's mine.

Grimmjow:Awkward. My bad.

Kensei:Morons. RainingSun:

Yay! Soi Fon's coming!! Great outfit choice btw Mai-chan! ;] I hope you find something for yourself soon!
*Sigh* Thank you, Byaku-chan, for sending Pineapple-chan back here. *note great sarcasm* Okaay, you can stay here, but find yourself a different date to go to the party.
Renji: But--
Me: *death glare*
Renji: N-never mind...
Me: Well! Now, I'm very excited for this party~ :D Izu-chan! Come help me find a dress! I'm sure you'll do a better job than Renji *another death glare*
Izuru: A-Are you sure? Okay... What about this? *holds up beautiful yellow halter dress with pretty silver shoes*
Me: *le gasp!* I Love it! Arigatou Izu-chan! *sticks out tongue at Renji* Now, we need to find you a suit... I think I might have one... aha! Here you go!
Izuru: *puts on suit* Hey it fits!
Me: *takes arm* TAH-DAAH! We are ready! Let's go Izu-chan! Renji dear please make sure the dog gets fed, and don't open the door for anyone. *takes Izuru and leaves Renji stupefied*
Here we come! *arrives at party* Voila! *hands bag of cookies that Izuru made as a present* Enjoy! Hello everyone!

Byakuya:I have to work with him every single day so I need a break.

Mai:Pretty dress! I guess we should take the Q&A to the mansion now.*uses Kuraiki to teleport everyone there*

Eddy:The fuck!? Since when could you do this?

Mai:Awhile now. Ooo cookies!

Kenpachi:But mine are the size of everyone's head!

Grimmjow:We never got to say what we are wearing.

Mai:The authoress is too lazy.

Grimmjow:Get off your lazy ass, xxbleedinglovexx.

xxbleedinglovexx:Fine.

Grimmjow:*blue and black button down plaid shirt, jeans, and converses*

Mai:The shirt makes your eyes even bluer.

Jushiro:*wearing a dark grey suit with black shirt and grey tie *

Byakuya:*black long sleeve button shirt with red tie and black pants*

Mai:You are so handsome!*kisses him uncontrollably*

Shinji:*wearing what he usually wears*

Ulquiorra:*black suit with white shirt untucked*

Mai:Classy.

Hiyori:*yellow sun dress, white high heels with her hair down*

Mashiro:*dark green cross front halter dress*

Kensei:*white shirt with black jeans*

J.J.:*grey shirt, black skinny jeans, retro black shades, black hat, and black Vans*

Mai:Damn! J.J. you stylin'.

Eddy:*greaser style with black jacket, not leather*

Kenpachi:*normal clothes*Why the fuck would I go through the trouble?

xxbleedinglovexx:Happy Jeagerjaquez?

Grimmjow:Extremely. DarkDanteJ:

yay welcome to my Mansion which is indestructible and... i dare ulquiorra and grimmjow to sing Sexy back by Justin Timberlake xD
and i dare Mai and Soi-fon to sing "I kissed a girl by Katie perry(i think) and i dare Jushiro,Byakuya,Izuru and Renji to sing "Indestructible" by Disturbed and plz enjoy the party ^.^

Mai:Lets get the party started.

Ulquiorra:I'm bringing sexy back
Them other boys don't know how to act
I think you're special, what's behind your back?
So turn around and I'll pick up the slack.

Take 'em to the bridge

Grimmjow:Dirty babe
You see the shackles
Baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave
It's just that no one makes me feel this way

Take 'em to the chorus

Ulquiorra:Come here girl
Go ahead, be gone with it
Come to the back
Go ahead, be gone with it
VIP
Go ahead, be gone with it
Drinks on me
Go ahead, be gone with it
Let me see what you're twerking with
Go ahead, be gone with it
Look at those hips
Go ahead, be gone with it
You make me smile
Go ahead, be gone with it
Go ahead child
Go ahead, be gone with it
And get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it

Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
[Repeat 6 times]

Get your sexy on

Grimmjow
I'm bringing sexy back
Them other fuckers don't know how to act
Come let me make up for the things you lack
'Cause you're burning up I gotta get it fast

Take 'em to the bridge

Ulquiorra:Dirty babe
You see the shackles
Baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave
It's just that no one makes me feel this way

Grimmjow:Come here girl
Go ahead, be gone with it
Come to the back
Go ahead, be gone with it
VIP
Go ahead, be gone with it
Drinks on me
Go ahead, be gone with it
Let me see what you're twerking with
Go ahead, be gone with it
Look at those hips
Go ahead, be gone with it
You make me smile
Go ahead, be gone with it
Go ahead child
Go ahead, be gone with it
And get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it

Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
[Repeat 6 times]

I'm bringing sexy back
You mother fuckers watch how I attack
If that's your girl you better watch your back
Cause she'll burn it up for me and that's a fact

Take 'em to the chorus

Ulquiorra:Come here girl
Go ahead, be gone with it
Come to the back
Go ahead, be gone with it
VIP
Go ahead, be gone with it
Drinks on me
Go ahead, be gone with it
Let me see what you're twerking with
Go ahead, be gone with it
Look at those hips
Go ahead, be gone with it
You make me smile
Go ahead, be gone with it
Go ahead child
Go ahead, be gone with it
And get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it

Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
[Repeat 6 times]

Mai:You guys are sure doing a good job at it! This was my sixth grade teacher's favorite song. She was a chill teacher.

Soi Fon:I've sang this before.

Mai:Not with me!*plays song* This was never the way I planned

Not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention

I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it

Soi Fon:No, I don't even know your name
It doesn't matter,
You're my experimental game
Just human nature,
It's not what,
Good girls do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey

I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it,

Soi Fon &Mai:Us girls we are so magical
Soft skin, red lips, so kissable
Hard to resist so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent

I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it

Byakuya:Another mission,
The powers have called me away.
Another time,
To carry the colors again.
My motivation,
An oath I've sworn to defend.
To win the honor,
Of coming back home again.
No explanation,
Will matter after we begin.
Another dark destroyer that's buried within,
My true vocation.
And now my unfortunate friend,
You will discover,
A war you're unable to win.

Izuru:I'll have you know,
That I've become...

Indestructible.
Determination that is incorruptible.
From the other side.
A terror to behold.
Annihilation will be unavoidable.
Every broken enemy will know,
That their opponent had to be invincible.
Take a last look around while you're alive,
I'm an indestructible master of war.

Renji:Another reason.
Another cause for me to fight.
Another fuse uncovered,
Now, for me to light.
My dedication,
To all that I've sworn to protect.
I carry out my orders,
Without a regret.
A declaration,
Embedded deep under my skin.
A permanent reminder,
Of how it began.
No hesitation,
When I am commanded to strike.
You need to know,
That you're living the fight of your life.

Jushiro:You will be shown,
How I've become...

Indestructible.
Determination that is incorruptible.
From the other side.
A terror to behold.
Annihilation will be unavoidable.
Every broken enemy will know,
That their opponent had to be invincible.
Take a last look around while you're alive,
I'm an indestructible master of war.

Jushiro, Byakuya, Renji&Izuru:I'm...

Indestructible.
Determination that is incorruptible.
From the other side.
A terror to behold.
Annihilation will be unavoidable.
Every broken enemy will know,
That their opponent had to be invincible.
Take a last look around while you're alive,
I am indestructible. (Indestructible.)

Indestructible
Determination that is incorruptible.
From the other side.
A terror to behold.
Annihilation will be unavoidable.
Every broken enemy will know,
That their opponent had to be invincible.
Take a last look around while you're alive,
I'm an indestructible master of war.

Mai:Awesome start to the party! Animefan0410:

I can only remember who Shinji is..I think he's the guy with 69 tattood on his face. I got a question for him..If I have the right person (I ned to look up their pictures after this review lol). I know you tattooed 69 on your face as a way to show your admiration..or obssession for that former captain with blue hair who is now a vizard. But seriously, in the end, did you even think about the regret? You have 69 tattooed on you! Most people don't think number when they hear that number -_-

Also..*snickers a bit at grimmjow* You should have a dictionary on you lol..I do have a dare for Soi-Fon annd Grimmjow. I dare you two to go together to the party as a date *smiles happily* YOUR WELCOME GRIMMJOW.

Oh and don't sweat forgetting that review.

Mai:Shinji is the vizard with blonde hair and a smile like Nnoitra's or Spoony's as we like to call him. Shuuhei is the one with the tattoo.

Kensei:I'm the one he copied.

Grimmjow:A dictionary's too heavy. I was gonna ask Soi Fon out!

Mai:You're a little late there, pal.

Soi Fon:*blushes*

Mai:She's had her eye on you.

Grimmjow:*blushes*

Soi Fon:Sougyo no kotowari1012:

YAY! Shinji is coming! i find him funny, and cool.
I only have one question: Mai, Did you make Byakuya do the dare i gave him in chapter 19?
and Wow, all this talk about children has my head spinning O_o

Mai:I sure did.

Byakuya:I read an Renji x myself one and it portrayed me as a pedophile, saying that I was touching his body and enjoying it and licking his tattoos.*shivers*Mai-chan, I think I'm going to be sick.

Mai:*kisses him*

Byakuya:All better. I wanna try baby making now.

Mai:Haha you are very funny.*sarcastic*

Soi Fon:So Grimmjow...

Grimmjow:So Soi Fon.

Mai:So go on and dance you two little lovebirds.

Byakuya:Speaking of dance, how about us?

Mai:Oh yes!

Grimmjow:*passes by Ulquiorra smirking*Who ya gonna dance with Lily-chan, the girl that wants you bad, or Charisei, the girl you kn-

Soi Fon:*steps on his foot*You really don't want to finish that.

Grimmjow:No ma'am.

Ulquiorra:Lily-chan is dancing with Kiba, so I guess its alright to be Charisei. I could take turns.

Shinji:Who am I going to dance with!? Mashiro and Kensei went off together!

Hiyori:How about me dumbass.

Shinji:You should dance with the kid over there.*nods toward J.J.*

Hiyori:You stupid dickhead!*hits him with high heel*

J.J.:I've got two partners. Karahime*waves at her* and Yachiru, since Kenpachi will kill me if I don't.

Shinji:Fine Hiyori. I'll take you to dance.

Hiyori:I changed my mind. I don't wanna dance.

Shinji:Be that way. I'll just find a pretty girl!*grabs Isane*

Isane:I knew it was a bad idea to bring me here Captain Unohana!

Retsu:*ignores Isane to dance with Kenpachi*

Hiyori:I don't give a damn.

Cat in the Hat:Would you like to dance little lady?

Hiyori:WHAT THE FUCK!?

Cat in the Hat:Come on! Dance with me!*grabs Hiyori does the funky chicken*

Grimmjow:*cracks Cat in the face*

J.J.:*socks in him the gut*

Kenpachi:*punches him*Why you grabbing kids and makin' dance that shit? Disgusting.

Cat in the Hat:Because Renji won't be my date. Wehaha.

Renji:Mai! Rain-chan! Save me from the molesting cat!

Mai:*stomps on him*We don't play that shit here.

Cat in the Hat:They-they signed the contract! Dirty hoe!*a garden hoe pops out standing*Ehehehehe.

Hiyori:When the hell did this all happen dickhead!?

Cat in the Hat:After I sang a musical number. Remember?*starts singing* Fun fun fun

J.J.:*pimp slaps him*

Mai:We definitely don't like shitty songs like that.*stomps on him more*Byakun! He won't die!

Cat in the Hat:Thats it! I ain't takin no bull crap no more!*kicks Byakuya*

Byakuya:Oh God.

Kenpachi:Kuchiki, you weakling. You let him get ya in the balls.*is slammed on the floor*

Grimmjow:Haha! You weird looking wannabe pirate! No no no! Stay aw-nngh.*is stab by something Cat pulled out of his hat*

Eddy:Da fuck? Every time he hits some one it makes a stupid sound.*is hit on the head with a boulder*bonk!

J.J.:*runs behind Mai*I'm scared. *disappears*Get away you striped freak! Get away!

Mai:Come at me bitch. Come at me!

Cat in the Hat:I don't want to hurt you. I want to give a gift. It's in my hat.*takes off his hat*

Mai:Oh cool.*peers in hat and is punched by a fist that comes out of the hat*No. You. Didn't.

Byakuya:Mai.

Mai:My face........

Cat in the Hat:Your face was already ruined when you were born.*snaps and bobs his head*Mhm.

Mai:............

Cat in the Hat:Kid?

Mai:RAAAAA!*emits large amount of reitsu*

Cat in the Hat:I'm s-s-sorry. Here's a real gift.

Mai:*goes up in to the air and charges cero*Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice and BURN IN HELL!*shoots Cat*

Cat in the Hat:AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT BURNS!!!!

Mai:Sorry about the mansion ,Dante-kun.*gives innocent look*

Byakuya:It was indestructible, but not Mai-proofed. And was that a cero?

Mai:There are some things you people just don't know about me and its going to stay that way darling.

All:................

Kenpachi:Now do you see why she's in anger management classes?

Mai:Enjoy the party everyone! Next time Shuuhei Hisagi and Sajin Komamura.