Jushiro:Hi everyone.
Sajin:Hello.
Shuhei:Hey.
Mai:Why so quiet?
Shuhei:Because Renji and Izuru were guests here and never returned.
Renji:Hey Shuhei.
Shuhei:Where ya been?
Renji:Was the Soul Society looking for us?
Shuhei:No. I was just wondering since you owe me a dollar. LilyGirl101:
Was the Cat in the Hat the gift? That's frightening...um...I'm a little bit scared now...I'm scared of the creepy pedo cat...
Oh, Shiro-chan, plenty of girls are interested in you! Do you know how many FANCLUBS there are for you? Then again, those may be considered stalkers, not girlfriends...hm...*ponders* Oh well! *hugs him and kisses him* I love you! I love you lots and lots! I'm just still having trouble TRUSTING you...
Can I hold Gaara's kids now? Every time I try to, I get trampled, or pushed aside! I haven't even seen them yet! *cries* They sound like such cute babies, too!
I'll help Jow-chan with his spelling...I have gotten a hundred percent on every spelling test I've ever taken, and I've gone to the spelling bee three times (no seriously, I have)! I'm sure I could help Mai too!
Thanks, Zaki-chan, for taking my brother in. He's getting pretty bad...*takes cookies* Why thank you! I love cookies! I bake a lot, almost every week, and my cookies are always gone in just two days! X-D
Hey, did you guys know that I'm STILL seeing Zaki-chan every day? Apparently, my irrational fear of the r ape closet won't go away...he's trying to help me, but...*shudders* It's not going so well...
Oh, I'm sorry, Ul-chan! I didn't forget you, you know! Kiba started talking about...oh, well, never mind. It's not important. Anyway, I'm sorry I didn't dance with you right away! *hugs him and dances with him*
Will someone please come hang out with me? Shiro-chan's not talking to me anymore, and Mai-chan spends all her time with Bya-nii-chan. Kiba-chan had to go back to his own show almost right away, and now I'm lonely...*pouts*
...hey, Ul-chan...did you really do that to Charisei? Did you really...*memories of the r ape closet coming back to haunt her*Ul-chan...I'm scared...*backs away slowly, pulls knife out of nowhere* Oh, god, it's happening again...*runs away*
If anyone wants me, I'll be in my emo corner! *retreats to emo corner with knife* I haven't been here in such a long time...
Signed with love and an irrational and sudden fear of Ul-chan,
A Frightened and Lonely Lily-chan
Mai:No the Cat in the Hat wasn't a gift. He just heard Renji needed a date and we know the rest....... I wonder what the gift actually is.
Jushiro:Thank you Lily-chan. I guess. I love you too.
Gaara:Okay.*hands you the babies slowly*Be careful now.*hovering over LilyGirl being an overprotective parent*
Mai:Cute huh? I do need help with that.
Grimmjow:I need more help!
Mai:Yeah you do. If you love Kenny's cookies, you'd love his brownies.
Kenpachi:But you keep licking the bowl!
Mai:It tastes so good! Oh yeah, I knew because Kenpachi's making me his office assistant. I know when everyone sees him.
Byakuya:Basically you're his secretary.
Mai:I guess?
Byakuya:I want you to quit now.
Mai:Why?
Byakuya:We'll talk about this later.
Kenpachi:*laughing his ass off*
Ulquiorra:*dances with LilyGirl*
Komamura:I think I would like to hang out with you.
Mai:DOGGY!*pets him roughly*
Ulquiorra:I did not rape Charisei. When a girl and a boy like each other-
Mai:Shit happens!
Ulquiorra:Shouldn't I explain it properly?
Kenpachi:Nope. Shit happens.
Mai:Why doesn't shit happen between us Byakuya?
Byakuya:I am a gentleman.
Shuhei:Captain Kuchiki, chivalry's dead.
Mai:Don't go into the emo corner Lily-chan. It was consensual sex!
Byakuya:Maybe it wasn't. Only Charisei can give us the truth.
Ulquiorra:I did not rape her, trash.
Komamura:You are an espada. katizo terusei:
Karahime: Kat! Char! hurry!
Charisei: shut it Hime! * shows up in blue dress*
Karahime: aww! sis you look pretty!
Charisei: shut it!
Katizo: *shows up in black dress* okay my mom has the babies. i'm safe.
Charisei: *bursts out laughing* Kat you look like your going to a funeral.
Katizo: Shut Up! *gasps* HISAGI-KUN!*hugs* i love you Hisagi-kun!!
Charisei: *evil smile* i have an idea..
Karahime: what?
Charisei: how about Kat and Lilly-san have a dance off?
Karahime: Kat would kill you!
Charisei: no Kat loves me too much
Katizo's mom: *reads chapter* AWW! if your showing baby pictures here are Katizo's *hands photo album to Mai*
Gaara:I've never seen a more beautiful woman Kat.
Retsu:Isn't that adorable?*smacks Kenpachi playfully*Why don't you ever say something like that?
Kenpachi:Because.....
Mai:Byakun says stuff like that all the time. I guess I don't appreciate you enough.
Byakuya:Mhm.
Mai:Get ready, Byakuya. I'm going to appreciate you like you never have before.
Shuuhei:Hi. I love you too I suppose.
J.J.:Dance off. Dance off. Dance off.
Mai:Kawaii! Cute babies all around!
Jushiro:*crying*I'll never have one!
Komamura:There's always surrogate parents Jushiro.
Jushiro:No. I don't want that.
Mai:That's what you get for being picky.*points at him with lip gloss*
Jushiro:You got lip gloss all over me Mai!
Mai:Oopsie! RainingSun:
Well well well, that was a great party! ...Until the Cat in the Hat showed up and Mai kinda destroyed the mansion.. haha it's okay Mai-chan! :3 It happens all the time.
Oh and Renji. If you ever need to be saved from a molesting cat in the future (You know they're pretty common so you never know..) Don't call for me to save you, you pervert. Hmph. *cold shoulder*
For these guests...
Komamura-taichou! Hi! Why are you so self-conscious about your appearance? I think you're really cute!~ *starts petting him* *realizes what she's doing* Oh. awkward...gomen... Umm here you go... *hands bone-shaped chew toy* *looks around innocently*
Hisagi! Hi! *waves* Umm, how did you get those three scars across your face? And wouldn't they heal eventually?
Well, arigatou for the party, and umm until next time!
~*| Rain-chan |*~
Mai:Fucking Cat. If I see his little rat face again*slams lip gloss*
Shuhei:Mai! It all over me now! It smells like ice cream.
Byakuya:Mai-chan, you burnt him to a crisp with that cero.
Mai:Shit happens Byakuya. Shit happens. They are common in the authoress's head.
Renji:I was complimenting you! You have a nice body.
Mai:Renji, did you ever think it's smart to say that when there is a girl with anger issues and a cero in her hand?
Renji:*runs*
Komamura:It isn't very common to see talking animals in the Soul Society or anyplace for that matter.
Mai:There's the authoress's twisted mind.
Komamura:I don't see myself going there anytime soon.
Shuhei:Hello. I got this scars in a hollow attack. They are scars so they can't heal.
Mai:There's plastic surgery.
Shuhei:I don't need that shit. Chicks dig a guy with scars.
Kenpachi:I know right? Sougyo no kotowari1012:
Bleack, i think I'M gonna be sick... I realy didn't need those images in my head... GREAT! NOW I THINK I NEED TO GO SEE KENPACHI!
I will never look at books the same way again!!
OMG!! *Fangirl squel* Hisagi-kun is gonna be here! Personally, your my favorite character out of everyone! *Pops up next to Hisagi* *Points finger in face* YOUR COMING WITH ME AND NO OBJECTIONS ABOUT IT! *drags him away by shirt*
:))
Kenpachi:I'm making a killing. Killing. Haven't done that in awhile. Mai, move my three o'clock with the head captain.
Mai:Kk.
Shuhei:I can go after the Q&A.
Jushiro:DarkDanteJ:
NU my newly imported floor...DAM U CAT IN THE HAT DAM U!plus who the hell let him in anyway? and don't worry the floors aren't that indestructible but the walls and roof and everying else that isn't the floor is indestructible oh and mai you owe my $500,0 and seeming as how i doubt you're going to pay without attempting to kill me...Byakuya can pay it ^.^ and now my OC DanteJ is Guarding this damned place so if any weird sht happens he can use his Zanpaktou and Decaptitate it, whatever "It" may be so Reap the soul, Kuragia Akuma! Weird sht Die!
Mai:Byaku-boo?
Byakuya:I got it.*takes out wallet and pays in cash*
Mai:You carry that much around?
Byakuya:No. More.
Mai:I look like a gold digger now! I'm going to pay you back.
Byakuya:Don't worry about it.
Mai:No. I have to pay you back.
Byakuya:I know one way.
Mai:Errr! I ain't no ho!
Jushiro:It's not whoring around if it's just one guy.
Mai:It kinda is.
Grimmjow:How did the conversation lead to this? Animefan0410:
XD Should have just given Cat some milk lol (I love that movie). The question I asked before..Give it to Shuuhei please, since it's the right person..Also, hurray it's Komamaru..I can't believe I'm asking you this..but umm...Would you like a doggy treat? After these questions are answered, I'll be playing pranks on people with Yachiru..*can't dance for crap*
Mai:If you feed them, they never leave. That's why Grimmjow and Ulquiorra stick around.
Ulquiorra:That was good food.
Shuhei:I wasn't obsessed. I don't regret the tattoo. There's plenty of time for that later. Anyway if girls wanna 69, they know who to come to.
Komamura:I actually would like a treat as long as you give one to my new friend.*points to Mai's puppy*
Mai:There's my wittle doggy! I love you! I'm talking to my dog, not you captain.
Kenpachi:As long as none of those pranks involve me, knock yourself out. Yachiru will probably do that for you though.
Byakuya:lunarprincess21:
wow that party sounded off the chain except the part with the cat in the hat, now i know not to read the bastard's books again -_-''.
Yay Shuhei kun's coming (hugs him)and don't worry renji i got a lot of love espicially for you since mai took byakuya away from me (hugs renji tightly)
anyways I'm new at this so i wanna ask Shiro kun why aren't you dating Retsu chan? i mean you 2 look absolutely cute together...and i would like to see shuhei, renji, grimmjow, ulwuiorra and byakuya to dance to Greed's Accident by Minori Chihara while wearing black and i know renji would look good in black and seeing byakuya in black is espicially for you Mai chan
Love this Q&A and always will love you Mai chan (hugs)^_^.
Mai:We are planning to get Thing one and Thing two.
Renji:*sticks out tongue to Mai and Byakuya*
Byakuya:Last resort Renji. She wanted me.
Mai:NO! Mine! She can have Renji!
Renji:I don't care if I'm a last resort!
Jushiro:No no. Don't ask that with both of them around!*looks nervously at Kenpachi and Retsu*
Kenpachi:Yeah Jushiro.*punches him playfully*Tell me.*raises fist*
Mai:Kenpachi! Calm down. Its only a question.
Kenpachi:I wasn't going to hit too hard.
Mai:Only enough to knock him out?
Kenpachi:Yeah.... lets go with that.
Jushiro:We've known each other for too long. I think it would be weird.
Kenpachi:*death glares*
All:*wear black clothes and dance*
Mai:Good jobs guys! Thank you very much Luna-chan. Love ya lots.
Kenpachi:Mai fight me!*takes out sword and tries to stab*
Mai:I'm wearing a tight dress and high heels! It's not a fair fight!
Kenpachi:Come here!
Byakuya:*blocks sword*
Mai:Bad Kenny.*teleports him to a little jail cell cage*You stay your cage. That reminds me of Nnoitra and his cage except his was bigger.
Kenpachi:Hmph.*whispers*Byakuya, secretary.
Jushiro:Ignore his taunts.
Byakuya:Be quiet.*kicks cage*
Kenpachi:Secret-ary.
Byakuya:Shut up.
Kenpachi:There's a reason the word secret is in there.
Byakuya:SHUT THE FUCK UP!*uses senbonzakura*
Kenpachi:I'm free!*gets senbonzakura-ed*Todays not my day.
Byakuya:Kasaimai, we are talking about you career choice right now!
Mai:You can't make me.
Byakuya:I can get you fired.
Mai:Too late because I quit!
Byakuya:Fine.
Mai:You cheater!
Byakuya:Kenpachi, she resigns.
Kenpachi:Time to find a new office assistant. Any reviewers wishing to apply for the job can. I have three requirements, must be able to be polite and nurturing, must be able to spell correctly, and must be able to kick ass.
Grimmjow:How the fuck did you get did you get the job Mai?
Mai:I am so polite!*puts on fake smile*Hello. How are you doing? Nurturing:Are you alright sweetie? Would you like a cookie?
Ulquiorra:You're spelling is atrocious though.
Mai:Dictionary.
Shuhei:I guess I should go with Sougyo.
Komamura:I'm leaving with Lily.
Mai:Next time Orihime, Uryu, and Ichigo are our guests.
Byakuya:Stupid Ichigo Kurosaki with my sister.
Mai:Actually they've gone their separate ways now.
Byakuya:So there really is a God! Yes!
