Mai:Hi my peeps!
Little randomly appeared chicks:peep peep peep
Jushiro:Where did you get the chicks from Mai-chan?
Mai:I am Mexican.
Jushiro:Right.
Addie:How are you doing Jushiro?
Jushiro:Not too well. Thanks.
Addie:Hello Saix. You are my favorite Organization member.
Saix:Another pitiful human emotion, devotion.
Xemnas:My sentiments exactly.
Addie:Shut up Man sex.
Xemnas:What?
Addie:Man sex. katizo terusei:
Karahime: yay! you got it right mai! we are Hawaiian!
Charisei: Lilly-san Ulquiorra didn't rape me. it was...
Katizo: like Mai said shit happens
Charisei: ya.
Katizo: could you bring the Akatsuki sometime?
Charisei: and keep them for about 5 chapters?
Karahime: pwease!
Katizo: *hugs Gaara* your coming with me
Mai:Aloha! Haha
Ulquiorra:I told you Lily-chan.
Jushiro:I guess things happen in life.
Addie:I will make them appear soon.
Mai:Addie! You aren't being very fun.
Addie:I won't stoop to the little world in your head where it rains kittens and candy.
Saix:*emotionless*
Gaara:I'm out of here. Bye guys.
Saix:Sougyo no kotowari1012:
My guitar's fine now :), I fixed it..
Ken-chan! You have like a MILLION people in the waiting room, and the Sou-taichou said if you don't get down here quickly, he is going to reveal the "Real" secret behind your buisiness.
I do look good in a skirt though, and i don't think i could make Unohana-taicho jealous. 2 reasons...
A.)She's satnding like right in front of me (HELP ME!)
and B.) SHE SCARES ME!!
Oh, and Here's...your...SCHEDULES! *Hands Ken-chan 1,0,0 pages worth of Clients* *Huff* This...job...is...painful... *Passes out*
CHUCKIE E CHEESE'S! WHERE A KID CAN BE A KID!!
I love that place..
Can i play in the ball pit?? PLEASE?!?! I'm playing in it anyway! *Jumps in Ballpit* *Finds Barney* URYU I THOUGHT YOU AND YOUR DAD KILLED HIM!!
*Spots Shuhei unconscious on the floor* *Pokes him like L would poke something*
Who wants to poke him before he wakes up? He passed out shortly after his punishment (AKA I made him read a Shuhei/Izuru, Yaoi, M rated, one-shot, You know what...)
And the Author's name is Addie? I like that name!
PERVERTED WARNING: BELOW IS SOMETHING I FOUND OUT BY ACCIDENT! DON'T BLAME ME!
Xemnas: Did you know that if you re-arrange the letters in your name, you spell the word MAN SEX?
and i really don't have any questions, or dares for Saix and Axel, simply because i DON'T know who Saix is, the only reason i know who Axel is because I played Kingdom Hearts 2..
GRIMMJOW IS NOT A MOLESTING CAT WITH ANGER ISSUES! *Pets Grimmjow's head, and hands him 1 pound of Catnip, several chew-toys, and a year's supply of candy from the Candy barrel in Storm-a-long* This is supposed to be comforting, *looks at Soifon* Please don't kill me!
*Looks back down at Grimmjow* I think you got my cat pregnant, because now i have a bunch of blue and white haired kitties running around my house, and one of the keeps eating my Ulquiorra plushie and attacking Shuhei *Which i don't mind the Shuhei part, BUT NO ONE EATS MY PLUSHIE!!)
And will someone PLEASE get Barney out of here? He's creeping me out! And i think he just ate a little kid... *Runs away screaming*
Shuhei: *Starts singing "The Happy song" in his unconscious state*
Kenpachi:Bye everyone!
Mai:Knock yourself out Sougyo-chan. Well not really, you could drown in the ball pit.
Chuckie E. Cheese:I'll poke him! Huck!
Jushiro:Addie is her nickname.
Xemnas:I have been told so by this authoress.
Addie:Quiet Man sex. I've played Kingdom Hearts, Kingdom Hearts 2 and Kingdom Hearts 358/2 days. I started like Saix in that game.
Grimmjow:Maybe people should mistreat me more if I'm going to be constantly spoiled like this.
Soi Fon:It's alright. I'm not possessive like everyone else here.
Grimmjow:Errr! It was before you Soi-soi! I love you!
Soi Fon:I understand.
Barney:You'll never get rid of me!
Chuck E. Cheese:*punches Barney*
Jushiro:Chuck! No! Barney! Thats a low blow! Above the waists, gentlemen!
Axel:Thats weird. Does it happen often?
Mai:Oh jes.*nods madly*
Axel:I'll get it memorized. Animefan0410:
...*hands over get out of dare free card* I thought I'd save it *tears it up* THat's so nobody else cna use it :D Yay CHik-E-Cheese! I haven't been there for a long time, at least they ahve fun game an dkind of cool prizes. And sweet, now I'm Zaraki's aid..No question for any of th echaracters because I don't like starwars, and Axel didn't impress me that much in KH lol..So Zaraki, what's the first thing I have to do?..And if oyu don't me asking, who is the person that she cheated on you with?..I could help you a bit in the get back at her department..Or help you win her back *..kind of creepy evil smile shows up on my face*
All:NO!
Mai:I love it here! I don't care if ain't a kid anymore.
Axel:Whatever!
Kenpachi:You can make appointments for these people!*points at thousands of people*I don't know who the guy was. Just some random dude. I haven't decided what to do. LilyGirl101:
:-o Good job, Mai-chan! You guessed it correctly! It is, in fact "Jushiro's a rapist!" Wonderful job! Yay! *throws confetti and gives her cake* And, yes, I take guilt very well. I specifically chose bugs and animals who have hurt me in some way or another, so this is just another way of getting back at them! :-) And do you know how hard it was, waiting for you to update!
I'm glad Jow-chan found love! *hugs him and Soi Fon* You're so adorable together! And Uryu-chan and Hime-chan are so nice together too! (thanks by the way, Uryu-chan, for fixing that bear; Daniel says thank you)
*pouts* Shiro-chan, after Kiba-chan left, I waited for you to ask me to dance for TWO HOURS, Shiro-chan! TWO HOURS! And every time I walked over, you were with RETSU-CHAN, and you seemed to be having a FINE time, thank you very much! Besides, Kiba has somebody! And, Shiro-chan, you didn't even say you liked my dress at the party! You didn't even look at me once, the whole night! You didn't even...And how could I possibly have found another, Shiro-chan? You're the guy I chose! YOU, SHIRO-CHAN! *hands him a handkerchief* Wipe the blood off your face, hon, you look like a zombie. And...you haven't called me, or said "Hi!" to me, not once! What am I SUPPOSED to think when you treat me like that?
I'm not allowed in Chuck E. Cheese's either...but I guess I can sneak in, for the sake of fun! Anyway,
OK, more dares...um...Mai-chan, I dare you to read one of the M-rated yaoi fics for Bya-nii-chan! Bya-nii-chan, I dare you to read an M-rated fic for Rukia and Shiro-chan (I've read one, and it's actually quite nice...). Zaki-chan, I guess I'm working with you from now on! *hugs* Jow-chan, I recently rewatched the episode where you died...so sad! *wipes away a tear* I also got to watch a flashback, where Ul-chan was very convincingly slapped by Hime-chan! X-D Ul-chan, I dare you to dance the Macarena in a frilly pink tutu with a trained dancing poodle!
OMIGODOMIGODOMIGOD! I found the awesomest video in the world on YouTube! Look up "Gaara's Jar of Dirt". It's kind of an over-used song, but IT IS FUNNY! Also, look at "Gaara Likes Cake" and "GAARA cuppy-cake song"! They're so funny! roflmao
I guess...I can forgive Shiro-chan...it IS kind of my fault, I guess...*walks over to him* Maybe...I can take you off the chair early. *helps him up and helps him with his wounds* I guess I kind of over-reacted...I'm sorry. But if you ever do that to me again, I'll introduce you to my fathers! I have TWO of them, and one's a marine! So if you dare hurt me again, I swear to all that's holy, they'll never find your body!
Signed with love and lust,
LilyGirl101
P.S.- It is highly unlikely that I will be able to review until Thursday night, OK? So, for Tuesday and Wednesday, don't expect a review from me. If I can get a review in, that'll be nice, but that's unlikely.
P.P.S.- Hey, Shiro-chan...can I come over to your house? Please? I'm kind of lonely right now, and I miss you... I'm kind of tired of always being mad at you...
Mai:Yay! I feel special!
Addie:I'm sorry for the wait.
Grimmjow:Yeah, I'm happy too.
Jushiro:I didn't know! I am sorry. I loved that dress. It looks, how do I say this without being disrespectful?
Mai:Just say it!
Jushiro:Sexy!
Mai:Actually, I'm allowed in Chuck E.'s. Addie isn't.
Addie:Yup. You call Chuck E. Cheese fat, he'll get pissed, and may end up squeezing your windpipe. I am wearing a mask right now.
Mai:I'll do my dare!
Byakuya:With Jushiro. Is it about them fucking?
Mai:Most likely. O my God! Icky! It describes everything! Even things I didn't know about!
Byakuya:I will never see Rukia in the same light....
Ulquiorra:Alright.*Wears tutu, brings Mai's dog, and dances with*Move puppy trash!
Mai:You haven't been saying trash lately. I wanna watch those videos!
Jushiro:Yes! I will devote myself entirely to you!
Addie:That sucks. I meant her not reviewing Jushiro.
Xemnas:See, only hate can fill a human heart.
Jushiro:That isn't true! There are many emotions, negative and positive. Yes come over, love of my life, my soul, my heart, my Lily-chan!
Addie:No need for over-enthusiasm.
Jushiro:There is! Lily-chan will be in my home!
Axel:This place is weirder than Castle that Never Was.
Ulquiorra:You haven't been to Las Noches. Its just big, undecorated, and creepy.
Axel:That's what she said!
Mai:Haha.
Addie:Really?
Jushiro:*daydreaming*
Xemnas:My minions are honestly this childish? I may actually feel an emotion. It's pity.
Axel:Man sex! That's why we only have one girl there because you are chasing guys!
Saix:Idiot. Was I really your friend?
Axel:Yup! Ashcat13:
Hi guys! Ichi, Grimm-kitty, I share your opinions. Although, I'm bias 'cuz I'm an IchiRuki fan.
Now, today I've got some dares... (insert evil laugh)
First I want you to give Grimm-kitty some cat-nip and a laser pointer.
Also, I want Ulqui to jump in the ball pit where he will likely be attacked by little children. He must stay in there until you decide.
Last one, promise, I want Jushiro to have a pizza eating contest with Byakuya and Axel.
BTW, my friends love you Xemnas, they are kinda crazy and call you Mansex. They moved the letters of your name around.
Grimmjow:Thank you very much.
Mai:But I like my laser pointer! It makes me feel important.
Grimmjow:Hehe*starts laser pointing randomly and hits Axel in the eye*My bad. Take it like a man!
Axel:OWWW! I COULD BE FUCKING BLIND IN THAT EYE AND YOU'RE TELLING ME TO TAKE IT!
Addie:Flamesilocks, you are too boisterous.
Mai:You are too quiet! *throws her into ball pit*Ulquiorra, am I going to have to do the same?
Addie:I'm going to drown!*goes under*
Ulquiorra:No.*dives in and is attacked by kids*
All:*stare*
Mai:What? She's a strong swimmer and Ulquiorra and Sougyo's there too so she's okay.
Byakuya:Honey, you can't just throw people! It has to be for a reason.
Mai:She needs to live it up sometimes!
Axel:Exactly! One of life's little lessons, get it memorized.*pokes Mai's head*
Jushiro:What kind of pizza?
Byakuya:Pepperoni.
Waitress:Here you go gentlemen.
Axel:Alright!*starts eating pizza crazily*
Jushiro:*eats the same way*
Byakuya:*takes polite bites*
Mai:*shrugs*At least he's not using a fork anymore. And Axel won! Of course.
Xemnas:I believe there was to be a fight between that man and a Star Wars character.
Mai:Oh yeah! Darth Vader and Byakuya! Go.
Byakuya:Scatter-
Darth Vader:whoosh *attacks with light saber*
Byakuya:*dodges*Senbonzakura!
Darth Vader:*stops Senbonzakura with the force and accidently destroys Dance Dance Revolution*
Byakuya:Bankai. Senbonzakura Kageyoshi. *grabs one of the swords and charges*
Darth Vader:*blocks and throws him off*
Byakuya:*gets another sword and stabs him*
Mai:Yay! Go Byakuya!
Addie:Stop being a such cheerleader!
Byakuya:*pants*That was difficult.
Mai:Medical attention please!
J.J.:*wearing a male nurse's uniform*I fixed him!
Mai:*stuffs pizza in his mouth*
Addie:*panting*huff huff I could have drowned you impudent!
Mai:Oooo! Big words! I'm scared!
Saix:Illiterate.
Addie:I was about to say that. I'm going to play a shooting game. Grimmjow, you can't play with me because you are a sore loser.
Grimmjow:No I'm not.
Addie:You got mad when I beat you in Alien vs Predator. You throw the machine at me.
Grimmjow:That never happened.
Jushiro:You still owe them money and unlike Mai-chan, who can break whatever she wants and have a millionaire boyfriend pay, you can't destroy everything.
Mai:I love Byakuya!
Byakuya:I love Mai!
Jushiro:I love Lily-chan!
Grimmjow:I love Soi Fon.
Addie:I don't love anything.
Saix:I don't love anything more.
Addie:You are getting on my nerves now. I hope you choke on pizza like Axel.
Saix:I hope I choke more.
Jushiro:That doesn't make very much sense.
Axel:It doesn't have to! We are Nobodies.
Jushiro:That doesn't mean you can ignore logic.
Xemnas:We can ignore whatever we want. We are superior, we are heartless, and we are bad ass bad guys.
Jushiro:Bad guys still have to use common sense.
Ulquiorra:Aizen is not an example of this, but still.
Saix:Why are we even here sir?
Xemnas:I honestly do not know.
Axel:Do-do we leave now?
Jushiro:No one particularly wants you here so yeah....
Xemnas:We are staying then.
Saix:Really? Do we have to?
Xemnas:Yes we have to. It's our job to be a pain in the ass.
Addie:I am not satisfied with this, so I am ending this for now. Jushiro.
Jushiro:Next time we are having two people that are fathers, Isshin Kurosaki and Ryuuken Ishida along with the Akatsuki. Come again!
