Jushiro:Hello everyone.
Mai:I wanna take the show somewhere else now!
Jushiro:Where though?
Mai:I dunno.
Isshin:Can I come, Mai!?
Mai:Nope uncle, you cannot.
Isshin:Hmph. DarkDanteJ:
I got nuntin Cept! Xemnas is awesome, Saix is Cool and Axel is just Supa Epic Nuff Said and*ducks from a pizza being thrown at his head*DAM you 3 yr old!Anyway i got a question for Saix and Axel if you guys are best friends when you were somebodies why did Saix have to ruin it by becoming a jackass and Axel for becoming more awesome then he should be it's driving me INSANE!but Axel will always be my fav. Character
Jushiro:Addie, did you throw that pizza?
Addie:No.
Jushiro:Okay. I believe you.
Saix:I don't care about your comments. I had to rise up in power to overthrow....*looks at Xemnas*the desire to eat this pizza.....*takes bite*
Axel:Saying I changed. Bitch you changed!
Addie:Don't call him bitch, retard.
Mai:Axel's awesome, ain't he?
Kisame:We haven't even spoken yet!
Itachi:Be patient.
Kisame:Fine.
Ryuken:I haven't said a thing either. katizo terusei:
Katizo: k you can have Gaara back now! *throws him back*
Charisei: Barney vs. Chuck E. Cheese
Karahime: NOT DDR! DAMN YOU!
Katizo & Charisei: *squeal* AKATSUKI!
Katizo: k who wants to have a chapter here in Hawaii?
Charisei: it'll be fun! we can go swimming!
Karahime: um...what does Gaara's tattoo mean?
Mai:*catches*
Addie:I think this is the vacation you were talking about.
Mai:Yes! Exactamundo!
Jushiro:Gaara's tattoo is the kanji of love. It was written in his uncle's blood.
Gaara:How did you know?
Jushiro:They've got a wiki on you. Animefan0410:
..You rule Isshin!..I have a question for Mai, and this was going through my head..If you're related to Ichigo, and he called your mom his aunt..Wouldn't that mean Ichigo is also part Mexican? Or was it by marriage? If so wouldn't that mean, someone in your family is nwo married to Isshin, or were they somehow related to Masaki?
..And already done Zaraki..And if you want to get Restsu back, here's some flowers and chocolates, now try and get her back..If that doesn't work..And I can't believe I'm saying this, ask Isshin for help. He somehow got someone as good looking as Masaki, and he's a goofier and crazier than a clown on coke.
((..I am a KenHana fan lol))
Isshin:My new son!
Mai:Well, I guess Ichi's half Mexican. His middle name is Santiago!
Addie:For the sake of this fic it is.
Mai:Eddy has a grudge against for taking the name Santiago because he wanted to name one his future sons.
Eddy:That son of a bitch.
Kenpachi:You are fast. I guess I'll try. Later after this. LilyGirl101:
OK, be grateful. I got off restriction early today. So, I can review! YAY!! OK, so here we go...just to warn you, I'm happy that I can review, so I'm gonna really playful today! *giggle*
Hey, where was Zaki-chan this time? I had fun working for him, and I wanted to talk to him about something...anyway, what does everyone think of my office uniform *twirls around in tight black skirt and low-cut blood red shirt* I even have a clipboard and new glasses and high heels! *brandishes her new accessories*
Sorry, Bya-nii-chan, and Shiro-chan, about that fic. I probably should have warned you, Nii-chan, but that IS what it's about...but then, that wouldn't have been any fun! ;-p Anyway, I'm glad Nii-chan won, even against Darth Vader!
*laughing her ass off at the antics of the Nobodies and starts filming* These guys are funny!
More dares! Jow-chan, I want you to spend two minutes in this room I have specially prepared. Every wall is covered in televisions, all of which have recordings of Ichigo I have taken, taunting you and goading you. After two minutes in the room, I forbid you to hunt him down and kill him. To Ul-chan, I guess you didn't rape her, but anyway...I dare you to sing "Over the Rainbow" in Dorothy's dress, with a little dress, and dance around too. Bya-nii-chan, I would like you to run up, insult Ishida's "pride of the Quincy", kick him real hard and run off giggling. That oughta scare the shit out of him! OK, now for Zaki-chan, dress up as Little Bo Peep, and herd your entire Squad around like sheep. Now for Mai-chan, I want you to bounce on a trampoline for the rest of this chapter in a flappy, loose dress. Shiro-chan, I don't have a dare for you right now. You can help me come up with one later, though!
*blushes* You really thought that about my dress? Wow, thanks! *hugs and kisses him* No one's ever called me "sexy" before...I don't mind the over-enthusiasm at all. It's cute! *ruffles his hair* So adorable, my little Shiro-chan! And he looks so adorable when he's daydreaming!!
Signed with love and lentils,
Preparing for a really fun night with Shiro-chan,
Lily-chan *heading over to Shiro-chan's house*
Mai:Yay! I like to play!
Kenpachi:Right here.*raises hand*
Jushiro:I love it, but do you have to wear for Kenpachi? Can't you wear that for when it's just you and me?
Mai:That's a subtle way of saying he's super duper jealous that you would wear that for Kenny Penny.
Jushiro:*nods head slowly*
Axel:*igniting flames*On flame. Off flame. On flame. Off flame. On fla-
Jushiro:I would advise you not to do that.
Axel:Why?
Addie:Saix! You're on fire!
Saix:YOU SON OF A FUKIN BITCH!!!
Addie:When I'm done extinguishing Saix, Axel I am going to kill you.
Axel:*shrugs*Off flame. On flame. Off flame. On flame.
Grimmjow:*goes into room*THAT BASTARD I'LL KILL YOU KUROSAKI!
Mai:You can't.
Ulquiorra:*wears Dorthy dress with red glittery shoes and dances*Somewhere, over the rainbow, way up high.
There's a land that I heard of Once in a lullaby.
Somewhere, over the rainbow, skies are blue.
And the dreams that you dare to dream
Really do come true.
Someday I'll wish upon a star and wake up where the clouds are far Behind me.
Where troubles melt like lemon drops, Away above the chimney tops.
That's where you'll find me.
Somewhere, over the rainbow, bluebirds fly. Birds fly over the rainbow,
Why then - oh, why can't I?
If happy little bluebirds fly beyond the rainbow,
Why, oh, why can't I?
Byakuya:Quincy pride my ass!*pantses Ryuuken*
Ryuken:I don't have Quincy pride. Thats my miserable son.
Byakuya:*kicks him and runs to Mai giggling*Hehehe
Jushiro:Thats- thats nice Byakuya.....
Kenpachi:I'm little Bo Peep. Come here stupid sheep.
Mai:Haha. It seems you already sheared that one!*points at Ikkaku's shiny head*Uh-oh. Byakuya I'm not wearing underwear! Oh yes I am! False alarm.*jumps on trampoline*
Jushiro:Yes you are. I love you, Lily-chan! Sougyo no kotowari1012:
Shuhei: Thanks! *Hint major sarcasm* I've been unconscious for 2 chapters? AND YOU STILL LET HER *Points at me* POKE ME? Jeez, some friends you are
Me: Oh suck it up! and MAI! When you threw Ulquiorra in the ball pit he hit my head! Now it hurts...
Ken-chan: Sou-taichou burnt down the reception office, started complaining about "Evil chappy bunnies" do you have a clue WHAT is going on?
ISSHIN! Your funny, can you hit Ichigo in the head for me? It's funny when you do that :)
Ryuuken? Funny name, but i realy don't know you that well, so you have no questions.
Byakuya: YOU DESTROYED DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION! I WAS GOING TO PLAY THAT TIL YOU DESTROYED IT!! Now i'm mad at you!!
Grimmjow: Your kids are just like you -.-, they have officially destroyed my house. HERE! *Hands everyone a kitten* Have fun, and oh yeah Ulquiorra? The white on your holding WILL bite you, especially if you have long hair O_o
I found Narnia in Chuck E Cheeses! If you travel down in the ball pit, there it is!
*WARNING* Don't go in there, they're not very nice.
Shuhei: I wonder... *Hands Grimmjow a dart gun*
Me: Please don't kill anyone with it...
Since you brought th Akatsuki this time, can you bring Edward Elric and Roy Mustang from Fullmetal Alchemist? and i wanna see them fight!
I have no questions for the Akatsuki, simply because i don't wanna die...
Mai:Really great ones Shuhei! Sorry Sougyo-chan.
Kenpachi:I would tell you, but that's confidential.
Isshin:Ichigo!*tries to kick in the head*
Ryuuken:Hm.
Byakuya:It was an annoying game anyway.
Mai:Only because you lose all the time.
Jushiro:If we give them mirrors, they should be calm.
Kitty:Meew!
Jushiro:See? Edward and Roy will be our guests.
Grimmjow:Haha. Wait this could have been useful when I didn't have a girlfriend!
Axel:The White Witch is a racist I bet.
Jushiro:Why do you say that?
Axel:I don't know. I felt like saying it.
Jushiro:You said you can't feel.
Axel:You have white hair!
Saix:So does our boss.
Xemnas:Yes, what is wrong with white hair?
Axel:Nothing. I was going to say it's awesome...
Sasori:Wise choice not to mess with us.
Mai:Don't intimidate my reviewer!
Axel:Thats rude!
Saix:Stop talking Axel. We may get by unnoticed if we don't talk for awhile.
Xemnas:It does not matter because both of you are staying.
Axel:Seriously?
Xemnas:Dead serious.
Saix:*face palms himself*
Axel:*claps*I like this place.
Xemnas:*opens dark corridor*
Saix:Aren't you going to stay?
Xemnas:Hell no. I do not want to go insane.
Axel:A little later there, superior sir.
Xemnas:Stay. Thats an order.
Saix:Why?
Xemnas:..... When I come up with a reason I'll tell you.
Mai:I like the red head! He's funny and loud! Not like the other red head!*points to Gaara*We love you though.
Axel:I like you too! Wanna make out?
Byakuya:No she doesn't. Back away so I don't get blood on my clothes.*unsheathes Senbonzakura*
Axel:*hides in ball pit*
Gaara:I'm a dad now, so it's probably not the best time to act like that.
Isshin:You are a father?! What's wrong with this generation? Ryuuken I remember a time when we never did things with a girl unless we were married to them.
Ryuken:I don't.
Isshin:Who cares about Quincies anyway! So was it a boy and a girl?
Ryuken:*shoots at Isshin*My finger slipped.
Gaara:Both.
Isshin:.....
Gaara:Twins.
Isshin:I have twins too! Both girls. Angels really! And that one disrespectful boy.
Ryuken:One son.
Jushiro:There's a soon to be father here too! Ulquiorra.
Isshin:You better hope it's not a boy.
Ulquiorra:Whatever, old trash.
Isshin:You are going to lose that attitude when you become a daddy.
Ulquiorra:You are going to lose your head if we don't end the chapter in twenty seconds.
Jushiro:Our next chapter we'll have to multitask as we pack for the trip and do this. Guests are Roy Mustang, Ed Elric, and the Akatsuki. Permenant characters are Kasaimai Sumiko, J.J. Sumiko, Jushiro Ukitake, Byakuya Kuchiki, Ulquiorra Schiffer, Kenpachi Zaraki, Grimmjow Jeagerjaquez, Gaara, and now Saix and Axel.
