Mai:*packing a lot of swim suits*
Axel:*packing while playing On flame. Off flame*
Roy:My flames are better!
Axel:My flames are real!
Jushiro:Welcome everyone. We are almost done here and will be on our way to the airport.
Ed:Wait. We are going to Hawaii with you?!
Mai:Only if you want.
Roy:Alright. Everyone once in a great colonel deserves a vacation like this. katizo terusei:
Charisei: *trying to hold Katizo back* Kat no!
Katizo: I wanna! *steps on Charisei's foot* DEIDARA! *glomps*
Karahime: the blonde midget? *smirks* i challenge you to guitar hero!
Katizo: aww! i wanna play!
Karahime: you can play against Zetsu.
Katizo: NO!! he already ate my puppy I don't want him to eat me!!
Charisei: by the way Kat has a tattoo of the Kanji of dream on her-
Katizo: SHUT UP!!
Charisei: *smirks* i don't see what the big deal is. it's just in between your breasts
Katizo: SHUT UP!
Charisei: no
Katizo: *points to Itachi*
Charisei: *gasps* ITACHI!*glomps*
Karahime: we can't wait for you guys to get here
Katizo: *hugs Akatsuki minus Konan* It'll be so much fun!!
Charisei: and any of the reveiwers can come too!
Deidara:*a little shocked*
Ed:How are you callin' so small you need a telescope to see!?*grabs a guitar*
Mai:She's beat Ed!
Roy:Because Ed is so great and talented.*sarcastic*
Gaara:*nosebleed*
Mai:You would already know about that Gaara.
Gaara:Be-be quiet.*blushes and looks away.
Addie:Itachi's awesome.
Mai:Alright get in the car peoples. Lets get in to the airport.
All:*get in Mai's large truck*
Byakuya:I'm driving. Animefan0410:
..Hurray Hawaii!..May I sugget Maui or Honalulu? *starts packing*..I got a question for Zaraki..Before we leave, think I could run the training session for your squad?..I will be brutal to them...They'll wish you were training them after they deal with me. But I can go easy on Yachiru.
Can't wait to see a fight between Mustang and Ed...PLACE YOUR BETS! I got $10 on Edward
Mai:We'll go everywhere in Hawaii. Do you think we'll see Stitch?
Jushiro:I highly doubt it.
Axel:Downer.
Jushiro:Its true. We aren't.
Kenpachi:Go ahead and take over while I'm gone.
Roy:Why bet on Ed if he'll lose?
Ed:Shut up!
Roy:No.
Ed:Shut up!
Byakuya:Stop fighting or so help me I will turn this car around!
Ed&Roy:Yes sir.
Mai:$10 on Roy....
Byakuya:Mai, don't provoke them-
Mai:Or you'll turn this car around. Ooo I kinda wanna have fun before we get to the plane and have to have our fun in the bathroom.
Byakuya:Mai don't do that while I'm driving! Get your hand off there!
Mai:Fine. No fun at all. LilyGirl101:
OK, dares for this time around...Jow-chan,I dare you to peep on Hime-chan and/or Rangiku-chan (and by the way, you have permission to go kill Carrot top-san now). Ul-chan, I dare you to take Hime-chan out on a date! Tell me how it goes, by the way!Bya-nii-chan, I want you to truthfully admit about a time when you were wrong *gets out video camera*. Mai-chan, I dare you to...duct tape an angry bee to your nose, and poke it with a needle ever so often. Gaara, I dare you to go to sleep. Zaki-chan, take the bells out of your hair. Shiro-chan, my brother dares you to go make Chuck Norris cry *calls Squad Four, just in case he survives*. Roy-chan, I would like you to dress in a blue sequin-covered dress that I have and parade around Seireitei with a banner that says "Smurfs will rule the world" while singing "Ring of Fire". Ed-chan, I dare you to go around and tell people how short you are.
Darn, I forgot my question for the Akatsuki! You know, that's probably best. Mentioning that I'm hiding a nine-tailed nezumi in my soul probably wouldn't have been very smart, huh? *realizes they're right there* Oh, dear...uh...
Wow, Shiro-chan's jealous! *hugs him* How sweet! Sorry, but it IS my work uniform...I'm required to wear it. But I'm sure I can find something special to wear for you!
Signed with love and leeks,
Lily-chan
*now running for her life from the Akatsuki*
Grimmjow:*is caught peeping at LilyGirl*Holy... when did you get here?! I'll do my dare now. *goes to peep at Rangiku*I'm going to Kurosaki now.
Mai:The only way I'll let you out of this car is if you have a dare Grimmjow.
Ulquiorra:Does this constitute as cheating on Charisei?
Addie:It's only a dare. So unless you screw Orihime, you are good.
Ulquiorra:Fine...*calls Orihime*Yeah. It's only a dare so don't feel special.
Byakuya:A time I was wrong. I was wrong about Mai's grandma. She looked like a nice, little old senile lady so I said,"Hi there pretty lady." to make her feel nice. I did not get the predicted response.
Jushiro:Byakuya got beat more than a pinata at J.J.'s birthday party. She whacked him really well with that broom. It broke in half when she tried to shove it up an inappropriate place.
Byakuya:I was trying to get on good terms with her!
Mai:It didn't work. Oh thats my dare. *duct tapes bee*Hi there little bee! Sting me and I'll kill you ten times over!
Bee:buzzzz*lifts stinger*
Mai:*glares evilly*
Bee:BUZZ!*explodes*
Axel:How does that happen!?
Grimmjow:We may never know, but thats why we never say no.
Gaara:*goes to sleep against the window*
Mai:I used some weird shit to make him not do go all RAWR!! in my car.
Kenpachi:Lily-chan! It takes me three hours! Three hours to get my hair like this!!
Addie:Shut up. *takes bells out of hair*I wanna wear them now.*ties them in her hair with ribbons*
Jushiro:How can I make Chuck Norris cry! Thats not possible!
Mai:Show him the Kuchiki Byakuya: 50 facts of life fanfic. Its so funny. It takes Chuck Norris facts and Byakuyas them!
Jushiro:*grabs copy of fic*..... Run, run away!! I did it without any injuries!
Roy:Smurfs will rule the world! *puts on dress and looks at everyone*You know I look hot and are jealous.
Jushiro:Yes, we sure are.
Ed:I'm 4'11".
Mai:I'm 5'8"! Ha!
Addie:5'7"*sitting to his left*
Grimmjow:6'1"*sitting to his right*
Ed:Can I sit somewhere else?
Jushiro:I'm really eager to see my special outfit!
Mai:But it's not yours. Lily-chan's.
Jushiro:It's meant only for me though! That means you can't see!*points in Byakuya's face*You can't see!*points in Kenpachi's face*And the rest of you can't see!
Mai:Your funny Shiro-chan!
Akatsuki:*plotting to get Lily*
Jushiro:Don't touch her or I'll throw you out this ca- We are here! Now to head over to the plane. RainingSun:
*Arrives at computer panting and gasping for breath* Phew! Omg, I missed a lot. Sumimasen! I was with my school for our Quebec trip! And we gotted back yesterday in the middle of the night. Sumimaseen!
Anyway. Kenny-chan! Reporting for duty Taichou! Here is the appointments I've booked for you. *hands 3-foot-high pile of papers* I've left in 30-min intervals after each 5th appointment so you can relax and since there are so many potential patients I've demanded a pre-appointment deposit to secure their spot. Oh, and I brought cookies! *hands cookies* Tell me if you need anything!
YAY FOR BYAKU-CHAANN! Darth Vader didn't stand a chance against you Muahaha:3
As for dares, questions, truths, etc...
Mai-chan! Can I have one of the baby chicks kudasai? I love little baby chicks!
And... Grimmjow! I dare you to go into a room with a hundred cats for an hour! *Hands Mai-chan a secret camera* Here, hide this in the room *smirk*
Mehh...I'm so tired right now so I can't think of any more dares. ;\ Well have fun everyone!
~*| Rain-chan |*~
Mai:Rain-chan!*hugs*Quebec? That sounds awesome!
Kenpachi:You are good. Thank you.
Byakuya:Thanks.
Mai:Here you go.*hands all the chicks*
Grimmjow:*goes into room*
Mai:*records and feeds it into t.v. in the plane so everyone could see*
Grimmjow on tape:No don't rub against my leg! Stop licking! I-I can't do that anymore!
Cat:Meow?
Grimmjow:Because I have a girlfriend!
Ed:Too bad Al's not here. He loves cats.
Al:I'm right here, brother!
Ed:Al?! What are you doing here?
Roy:I informed him and he was invited by her.
Mai:Mhmm!
Jushiro:Ashcat13:
Not many questions this time. I kinda want you to bring in Yoruichi and Kisuke. Although I bet Byakuya doesn't want the 'were-cat' to come. Do you, Little Byakuya. (evil smile)
Mai:Okay! I like Yoru and Kiki.
Byakuya:Does she have to? I wanted us to have alone time, but with her around it isn't going to happen!
Mai:Its okay little Byakuya!
Byakuya:I'm not so little...
Mai:Hmph! Not now I'm buckling my seat belt!*mocking Byakuya*
Byakuya:You are seriously killing this vacation!
Mai:I'm a killer!
Jushiro:Thats funny coming from the proffessional.
Saix:These people.*groans*DarkDanteJ:
LOL i dare Saix and Axel to have a supa epic fight then i dare Axel and the Flaming torch(fantastic 4)to have a flame off then a fight between Saix and Jacob Black(Twillight)because Saix goes beserk everytime he looks at moon and so do werewolves and lastly Saix why were you such a pain in the ass on KH2 i only have to beat you in 5 minutes a tried again later and it was 2 i mean WTF? do nobodies get weaker after death?
Axel:Flame off like cuss them out or to kick their asses?
Jushiro:*shrugs*
Axel:I'll just set them on fire then.*makes a ring of fire so they can't escape*
Flaming Torch:*sets them on fire*
Addie:Saix!! No!! I'll kill you dumb fuck!*strangles Axel*
Mai:Jacob's hot.
Byakuya:*rolls eyes*
Mai:He is!
Jushiro:Enough Addie!
Addie:Fine. *puts on nurse's outfit*I take care of you Saix.
Saix:Ouch. It hurts pretty bad.
Addie:How bad?
Saix:...... I should answer my question. I don't know. Maybe you got better or noticed a pattern in my attacks.
Addie:Thats what I do.
Saix:....*looks away*
Axel:*grabs his head*She's wearing it for you retard! You call me stupid! You are stupid if you look away.
Addie:It's not a trashy uniform! It reaches my knees!
Axel:But it's a nurse's so it is.
Addie:I'm changing.
Axel:Awww. Look what you did Saix.
Saix:You are the one harassing her.
Axel:You weren't.
Saix:If I had a heart, I'm pretty sure it would be telling me to choke you.
Mai:She wasn't trying to be sexy Axel! That sexual harassment!
Jushiro:*shaking*The plane is going to stay in the air. The plane is going to stay in the air.*chanting*
Mai:Flying scare you?
Jushiro:*nods*
Addie:Poor baby!*smacks the back head of his head*You can fucking walk on air! You fought on it and you are scared!
J.J.:Grow some balls! I can't walk on air and I'm not scared!
Jushiro:I have a fear of altitude in a plane okay?*throws up*
All:Ewwww.
Saix:At least don't have to sit next to him.
Mai:There's an empty seat next to Addie!
Addie:There's an empty seat between Axel and Roy.*puts backpack on seat next to her*
Saix:*goes to sit between Axel and Roy*
Roy:Listen to me! I am the flame alchemist Colonel Roy Mustang! I am the flame master!
Axel:Nonono! I am the Flurry of the fucking Dancing Flame! I am the master of flames!
Saix:Shut up already. I am getting a headache. If I had a heart-
Mai:"If I had a heart this! If I had a heart that!" Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! I'll give you hearts then!*somehow gives them hearts*
Axel:Oh my God... I feel happy! I can actually feel happy! Thank you so much!*points at Roy*I'm still the flame master.
Roy:Nu-uh! I am!
Saix:Be quiet you fucking ignorants! I'm trying to enjoy this!*starts to cry*I never thought this would happen Axel.
Axel:*hugs Saix*
Saix:Get off of me. I feel happy and offended by Addie.
Addie:What did I do?
Saix:You didn't want me to sit next to you.
Addie:I am a shy person...
Saix:Well I am going to sit next to you, whether you care or not!*throws Addie's backpack*
Addie:*blushing*
Mai:*thinking:Oh dear! He's making a move on her! I can't let him win her! She is too innocent.*Grrr
Byakuya:Mai, what's wrong?
Mai:Nothing.*thinking:We are right next to the full moon! When Addie sees him in berserk mode, she'll be too scared to talk to him. You are such a genius!*Can I open a window?
Flight Attendant:Sure.
Mai*opens*Saix! Look!
Axel:*covers Saix's eyes. thinks:he needs a girl. If not he'll stay a pain in the ass. points at Mai and gives her a look saying 'I'm on to you.'*
Mai:*shrugs and gives a look saying 'What are you talking about?'*
Axel:*welds all the windows shut*
Saix:Get the fuck off! What the hell is happening?
Addie:I don't know, but it stinks of sabotage and Mai.
Mai:I don't stink! Shiro-chan I don't stink huh!
Jushiro:No you don't! Thats rude, Addie!
Addie:I meant that this is sus-
Mai:No! I am too emotionally distraught to hear you! You are grounded! Go to the front of the plane and you aren't aloud to talk to Saix for the rest of the flight!
Addie:You aren't my mom.
Mai:I have full authority over you. Your mom said I could even spank you!
Jushiro:Mai-chan, isn't that excessive? Why can't she talk to Saix instead of everyone else?
Mai:Jushiro Ukitake! Don't try to use reason on me or make me understand! I will make as much nonsense as I want too!
Saix:You are being stupid and tyrannical right now!
Jushiro:Ah ah!*grabs Saix's lips* Don't say another word. We will arrive in Hawaii next chapter with our guests being Yoruichi and Kisuke.
