Jushiro:Hi everyone! Here we are in the Aloha state. It was a grueling trip over here due to Roy and Axel bickering, Ed's short complex, Grimmjow and Soi Fon's inappropriate deeds, Mai's overprotectiveness, and Byakuya and Ulquiorra's typical emoness.
Byakuya:I am not emo. I am just deprived of something...
Roy:I am the master of flames!
Axel:No! You are the master of idiocy!
Ed:Why is everyone so much taller than me? Why?
J.J.:I'm shorter, by a little.
Ed:Great.
Mai:I'm watching you two! Get your hand off her shoulder or I will break it off!
Addie:Hawaii sure beats California.
Saix:Not by much.
Addie:Don't be silly. Its so much better here!
Saix:Meh. It so-so.
Mai:Stop arguing with her! You can't talk to her now!*grabs Addie by shoulders*
Yoruichi:Hey, Mai, why are you trying to ruin them?
Kisuke:You should let young love blossom.
Yoruichi:Like ours.
Byakuya:You two are old though.
Yoruichi:Did you say something Little Byakuya? Sougyo no kotowari1012:
YAY YAY YAY! Ed and Roy are coming!! :))
*Points in Sasori's face* I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU! YOU RED HEADED PUPPETEER! Pshh, Itachi's Mangyeko Sharingan and Deidara's clay figures are better than you!! *Sticks out tongue* *Holds up a Deidara Plushie* SEE! HE has a plushie! You have *Searches for anything related to Sasori* AH HA! YOU have a... candy dispenser? Wait that can't be right... *Searches for something else* HA HA HA! YOU have a... really Shuhei?You went al the way to Wal-Mart... to buy this?? *Holds up a GIANT Sasori poster* Seriously?
Shuhei: Well you said go buy something with that dude on it that wasn't a friggin plushie, you Baka.
Anyways,
AKATSUKI INTIMIDATION TIME!! *Everyone thank Sasori for this segment*
*Pops up in front of Akatsuki* *brings out My Supa Dupa Swinging watch* When i snap my finger you will dance the caramalldansen while balancing 4 plates, 17 forks, 6 spoons, 12 tea cups, a tea pot, 8 bowls and 72 posiened tipped darts on your NOSE! *Evil Laughter*
AKATSUKI INTIMIDATION SUCCESS!
Roy: EK *Points* Your ROY MUSTANG! THE FLAME ALCHEMIST! I find you hilarious!! Especially your speech on tiny mini-skirts! " WHen i become Fuhrer, all female officers will be required to wear, TINY MINI-SKIRTS!" Then Havoc hugs your leg, that was funny!
ED: *Evil Laughter* I have a supa dupa dare for you! *Ponts and sets a gallon of milk in front of him* I dare you drink thi WHOLE thing!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!
*Sits on random throne* *Starts pettin a Blue Kitty* WHite kitty is not pleased with that mirror of yours, he will now scratch whoever is next to him.
White Kitty: *Looks at Axel* *Evil Kitteh Laughta* YOZ IZ MA VICTUM FOO! *Starts attacking Axel*
Me: Godd kitteh :))
Shuhei: *Hits Me over the head with a Frying pan* HAHA! *Looks at everyone* DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT! WHEN YOU LIVE WITH *Points at me* FOR 4 CHAPTERS! THEN YOU CAN LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!!
Mystery person: *Traps Shuhei ina cage* Long story short, Shuhei hs gone mad from all this head hitting, and Sougyo-chan lost all her plushies to the "Mysterious Kitty god" That and the 12th division got a hold of her after they found out that she had a Zanpakuto, oh yeah.. She wanted you guys to have these *Hands them Paintball guns* she wanted you to play ultimate paintball.
Shuhei: LET ME GO!! *Starts biting the bars to escape*
Mystery person: they should be fine next chapter, Hopefully.
Roy:I would cheer too if I were you.
Ed:She cheering for me harder, Colonel Ego.
Roy:Say something short stack?
Ed:At least my ego isn't as large as yours!
Roy:At least I'm not shorter than it.
Mai:I'm not sure thats a good thing. Itachi is way cooler than you Sasori.
Sasori:Hmph. I like that poster.
Akatsuki except Sasori:Sasori!*do dare*
Mai:*throws rock to screw them up*
Roy:Would you like to wear a mini skirt?
Kenpachi:She's already wearing one for me.
Roy:*looks*Not mini enough.
Ed:Milk is just the opaque secretions of a cow though!
Mai:Drink it!
Ed:*chugs it down and shivers*
Axel:I'm setting the damn thing on fire!*starts flames*But I can't because I'll feel guilty! Dammit!*is attacked*
Mai:Bad Shuhei! Who are you Mystery person? Saix! I can still see you!
Saix:I wasn't doing anything with her. Animefan0410:
*Now sitting next to Zaraki..The window seat* I'm glad I made it..Hey Mai, what happened to the fight between Roy and ED?..I also need the money for your bet..This is a betting pool.
So you know Zaraki, more than half of your squad is in Squad 4 being healed, they all have very serious injuries, two of them have clsoe to fatal, and unfortunately one of them died *mumbled to self*..idiot couldn't dodge the blade..*clears throat*. I had them run an Obstacle course, they had to outrun 5 dobermans, 5 rottweilers, and 5 german shepeards, all trained to kill or hurt them to the point they need major hospitilization. Then after they outrun the dogs, they had to jump into a pool where they had to outswim 2 juvenile sharks, and then run through a path of swinging blades..No swords allowed.
...*shoots Jacob with a silver bullet*..I hate Twilight lol
..But a question I do now have is for Kisuke. Why do you like candy so much?
Roy:Yeah sure you are the fire king, sure.*voice dripping with sarcasm*
Axel:Shut the hell up! You are just a lame pervert.
Roy:Grrr*puts on gloves*
Jushiro:They couldn't do it because it would have been too destructive and would have wrecked the plane, causing me to faint and or scream.
Ed:We have to fight.
Roy:Can't you see I'm fighting a real man, shortie?*blows him away with one shot*
Mai:I won!
Axel:You like to mess with little kids now?
Roy:What about when you fought those kids?
Axel:It wasn't for fun!
Kenpachi:They better be in shape when I come back.
Mai:I don't like the movies, but the books were decent.
Addie:Jacob was hot though.
Mai:Heck yeah!*high fives Addie and 'accidently' slaps Saix*My goodness! I am just so clumsy!
Kisuke:I like candy because its sweet!
Addie:Well thats a pretty predictable answer. katizo terusei:
Charisei: 3...2..1..
Katizo: *glomps *
Karahime: stupid midget is still taller than me.
Charisei: ya Karahime is only 3'11
Karahime: so your 5'0 and Kat is 5'4
Charisei: 4 inches big deal
Katizo: TOBI!!* glomps*
Charisei: Kat what is wrong with you?
Katizo: *points at Karahime* she gave me sugar
Charisei: shit!
Katizo: *giggles* plus every Akastuki deserves a hug! (except Konan. she is scary)
Karahime: oh well don't hug MY Tobi
Katizo: my Tobi!
Karahime: mine!
Katizo: fine but i get Deidara, Sasori, Kakazu and Hidan
Charisei: what about me?
Karahime: you get Itachi!
Charisei: yay! *glomps him*
Katizo: weird. Ulquiorra control your baby's momma
Karahime: k how about the Akatsuki sing the sailor song?!
Katizo: yay!! *smiles* Mai you & me are getting matching tattos end of story. *drags her to tattoo parlor*
Deidara:Ahh!
Ed:I feel better about my height now!
Mai:I feel too tall now...
Addie:Me too...
Tobi:*is glomped*
Ulquiorra:I feel like having sugar, guys.
All:NO!
Itachi:*is glomped twice*
Mai:Don't give me that look, Byakuya! He's my third favorite!
Ulquiorra:*grabs Charisei and hugs her then kisses passionately*How's that?
Akatsuki:So if we all come together, we know what to do
We all come together, just to sing we love you
And if we all come together, we know what to do
We all come together just for you
Itachi:Racing all around the seven seas
Chasing all the girls and making robberies
'Causing panic everywhere they go
Party-hardy on Titanic
Kisame:Sailing, sailing, jumping off the railing
Drinking, drinking 'till the ship is sinking
Gambling, stealing, lots of sex-appealing
Come, let us sing the sailor-song
Akatsuki:So if we all come together, we know what to do
We all come together, just to sing we love you
And if we all come together, we know what to do
We all come together just for you
Konan:Sailorman, you really turn me on
Now the guys are gone, come and let us get it on
Girls like me are pretty hard to find
So if you go, I'll kick your Heine
Deidara:Sailing, sailing, jumping off the railing
Drinking, drinking 'till the ship is sinking
Gambling, stealing, lots of sex-appealing
Come, let us sing the sailor-song
Akatsuki:So if we all come together, we know what to do
We all come together, just to sing we love you
And if we all come together, we know what to do
We all come together just for you
Sasori:Now, let's fight!
Ha, that's not a knife, this is a knife!
eik!!!
Tobi:Sailing, sailing, jumping off the railing
Drinking, drinking 'till the ship is sinking
Gambling, stealing, lots of sex-appealing
Come, let us sing the sailor-song
Akatsuki:So if we all come together, we know what to do
We all come together, just to sing we love you
And if we all come together, we know what to do
We all come together just for you, Oh yeah!
Hidan:I'm king of the world! woohoo!
Wow, this was great!
Yeah, baby, you can sail my ship
Akatsuki:So if we all come together, we know what to do
We all come together just for you... Yeah!
All:*clap politely except for Grimmjow because he can't be fucking polite for shit*
Grimmjow:*not clapping, but throwing rotten tomatoes*
Mai:Tattoo!? My mom will kill me. She doesn't care that I'm not a minor no more. I want a tattoo of roses around my wrist!
Addie:Thats what I wanted!
Saix:A tattoo is-
Byakuya:Very hot.
Grimmjow:I wonder if Soi will get one.
Soi Fon:Not on my ass.
Grimmjow:Thats the best spot! LilyGirl101:
Oh, Hawaii! I've never been to Hawaii! Actually, I've never really been ANYWHERE...but, oh well! *shrugs* I'm gonna have fun with Shiro-chan! YAY!!
Neko-neko-chan! *hugs her* Wow! Did you guys know that I heard of Neko-neko-chan before I heard of Bleach? She actually inspired me to start watching it! X-D All the episodes with Neko-neko-chan are automatically awesome episodes! *hugs her again*
*catches Jow-chan peeping* Um...hi? Uh...I don't really mind you doing that, but...Shiro-chan might. Aw, Mai-chan, let him kill Carrot-top-san now! He deserves it! And, Jow-chan, if you were desperate enough to peep, you could have just shared the bath with me...really. *hugs him*
Zaki-chan, I'll help you fix your hair again, OK? As an "I'm sorry" gesture, OK? *climbs onto his shoulders and starts fixing his hair* And by the way...Itachi ripped my uniform. You're gonna have to pick me a new one. This was a one-of-a-kind, so it won't be exactly the same, but...I'll wear anything you push at me! Go wild! *still fixing his hair*
I feel for the Nobodies. Sometimes on this show, I feel like I'm surrounded by idiots (in Shiro-chan's case, awesome, adorable, SEXY idiots). *sigh* What can I do, though! They're all owned by Mai-chan, so...*still fixing Zaki-chan's hair*
OK, dares for this chapter...I dare Jow-chan to wear a hulu outfit and dance around with a stick. I dare Ul-chan to sing "Just Like You" by Three Days Grace. I dare Gaara-chan to sing the "Jar of Dirt" song! X-D I dare Bya-nii-chan to dance to "Can't Touch This" with Mai-chan! *still fixing Zaki-chan's hair* Nobodies, I dare you to do the can-can. Shiro-chan, I dare you to strip (again!). Mai-chan, I dare you to watch. Bya-nii-chan, you're not allowed to interfere! Neko-neko-chan, I can't think of a dare for you...Kisuke-chan, I dare you to do that one guy's "Lucky Dance" (can't remember his name for the life of me) *still fixing Zaki-chan's hair*
Eek, I'm still running from the Akatuski...*looking over her shoulder while fixing Zaki-chan's hair*
Shiro-chan, don't be afraid of flying on planes! I've been on a plane ONCE before. The trick is to talk to someone, or read a book, and DON'T sit in the window seat. *hugs him* Hope that helps!
*looks in her bag and remembers something* Oh, yeah...I have to show you your special outfit, Shiro-chan! *grins evilly and jumps at him* C'mere, hot stuff! *drags him into the bedroom, locks the door*
Signed with love and lust,
Lily-chan *will finish Zaki-chan's hair when she's all done with Shiro-chan*
Jushiro:Tons of fun, Lily-chan!
Yoruichi:Thanks! Thats awesome!
Addie:I only started watching Bleach because Byakuya.
Jushiro:You will not take a bath with her, Grimmjow. I will do very terrible things to you.
Soi Fon:I will break every bone in your body if you do, Grimmjow.
Kenpachi:Thanks. I can't imagine my hair without it. A new uniform?*gives you bikini*
Jushiro:Kenpachi, the same goes for you. I will do very very terrible things to you.
Kenpachi:What? We are in Hawaii!
Saix:I only think one person here isn't an idiot.*looks at Addie*
Mai:*gets in the way*Thank Saix! But that means you are calling her an idiot.
Axel:Not you!
Mai:You shouldn't be talking, baka!
Axel:Oh yeah? You're a bigger one!
Jushiro:We are supposed to be enjoying this vacation, but all your fighting is ruining it! Mai, you leave them alone! Axel and Roy, be quiet! You both have your weaknesses and are equals. Ed, you are short. Live with it. Grimmjow, stop trying to suck Soi Fon's face off! Byakuya and Ulquiorra, you guys, just yeah...
Mai:I'm still watching you, Saix.
Grimmjow:*hulas around a stick*
Ulquiorra:I could be mean
I could be angry
You know I could be just like you
I could be fake
I could be stupid
You know I could be just like you
You thought you were standing beside me
You were only in my way
You're wrong if you think that I'll be just like you
You thought you were there to guide me
You were only in my way
You're wrong if you think that I'll be just like you
You thought you were there to guide me
You were only in my way
You're wrong if you think that I'll be just like you
I could be cold
I could be ruthless
You know I could be just like you
I could be weak
I could be senseless
You know I could be just like you
You thought you were standing beside me
You were only in my way
You're wrong if you think that I'll be just like you
You thought you were there to guide me
You were only in my way
You're wrong if you think that I'll be just like you
You thought you were there to guide me
You were only in my way
You're wrong if you think that I'll be just like you
On my own, cause I can't take living with you
I'm alone, so I won't turn out like you
Want me to
You thought you were standing beside me
You were only in my way
You're wrong if you think that I'll be just like you
You thought you were there to guide me
You were only in my way
You're wrong if you think that I'll be just like you
You thought you were there to guide me
You were only in my way
You're wrong if you think that I'll be just like you
I could be mean
I could be angry
You know I could be just like you
Gaara:I've got a jar of dirt!
I've got a jar of dirt!
I've got a jar of dirt!
And guess what's inside it!
Mai:That's really short. I'm not sure if those are the real lyrics.*starts dancing with Byakuya*
Byakuya:I am used to being demeaned now.*dances*
Jushiro:*strips*
Mai:Been there, done that, but always great to see it again!
Byakuya:*very pissed and thinking for a way to get back:She doesn't want those two together... I'll help Axel hook them up!*
Mai:What are you thinking about? Don't be mad! I enjoy you more!
Kisuke:That one guy's lucky dance....
Kenpachi:*groans*Do you mean Ikkaku?
Kisuke:Okay.*does lucky dance and candy, ice cream, and Yoruichi fall on his lap*Wow! It really works!
Jushiro:YES!*is dragged away*
Mai:*watching Saix and Addie intensely*
Axel&Roy:*continue fight*
Ed:*goes into depression about height*
Grimmjow&Soi Fon:*make out*
Byakuya&Ulquiorra:*be themselves*
Kisuke:All hell broke loose again. Good thing I have a lot of sweets!*cuddles Yoruichi*RainingSun:
*steps off plane* YAY! WE'RE IN HAWAII!! I've never been there beforee. *looks around* It's so warm here! No snow! Yay! Lol XD
Neko-Nya-chan! Hi! *starts petting Yoruichi in cat-form* Hey, why is it that you're a woman, but when you're a cat your voice is a man's voice? And why didn't you correct Ichigo & group when they called you MR Yoruichi? Personally that would annoy the hell out of me.
Stripey-Hat-chan! OMG.. I knew I forgot to pack something! A Hat! Hmm... *steals Kisuke's hat and puts it on* Hey not bad! Don't worry I'll give it back at the end of the trip. Here's a lollypop ^w^ [Can't think of any super amazing dares, so...] I dare you to propose to Yoruichi. [Yes I know, not much thought behind it but oh well...]
Well. That's all for now!
~*| Rain-chan |*~
Mai:Its very warm!
Addie:I love the heat.
Mai:I think Yoru does that because she loves to fuck around with people!
Yoruichi:Pretty much. I didn't mind them calling me that. I don't care because I know I'm all woman.
Kisuke:*ice cream falls off cone*Aaaaa....
Yoruichi:Getting to hot?
Kisuke:You can borrow my hat Rain-chan. Thanks for the lollipop.*gets down on one knee and takes out ring*I was planning to do this later, but okay. Will you marry me?
Yoruichi:Yes.
Mai:Awww! Thats cute!
Byakuya:Mai, I wanted to do this on the beach.*shunpoes to the beach, where it is suddenly night*Will you marry me?
Mai:Yes! Yes yes yes!
Byakuya:Thank you so much.
Mai:*cries*
Byakuya:Don't cry.
Mai:I am just so happy! DarkDanteJ:
Yoruichi is so HOT and sxy and Kisuke wat the fk is wrong wit you!?!? make a damn move you idiot! she lives with you man! wtf?! anyway i dare Yoruichi to go pimp smack Soi-fon and i dare Kisuke to...give Soi-fon a hug because i think shes crushin on ya and Axel i meant Kick ass and Saix i dare you to throw your claymore at someone in Haiwaii and now i gots to go surf da waves*goes to the hawaiian beacha and surfs while moonwalking on the board* OH YEA ya can't do it like dis xD
Kisuke:She is so hot. I'm pretty sure proposing is making a move!
Yoruichi:*pimp slaps Soi fon off Grimmjow*
Soi Fon:*starts tearing up*
Kisuke:*hugs her*
Saix:Alright.*throws claymore at Lilo and Stitch*
Addie:Jushiro was wrong. We did find them. Mai should be happy.
Axel:I hittin' the waves too.*goes surfing*
Addie:Oh shit. You're good.
Soi Fon:lunarprincess21:
hi every1, sumimasen, I haven't been on lately -_-'' school exams, o wow hawaii, hope you all have a good time, it's a shame i can't come because MORE EXAMS ARE COMING...ugh my brain is hurting *rubs head*.
I only hve 2 things 2 say- one, grimmjow that cat is trouble, stick 2 your girl...trust me and 2 yay yoruichi here, I'm a big fan and kinda idolize her and mr hat-and-clogs is coming too...*puts fist up in air*respect man respect.
anyways I'm gonna lay down cause my head's killing me, have fun in Hawaii, later.
Mai:Nice to have you back. I hate testing.
Addie:I'm going to have STAR testing soon. I'm not going to be able to update as much then.
Grimmjow:I love Soi Fon. That's why Kisuke is covered in coconuts.
Yoruichi:Thanks.
Kisuke:Thanks too.
Mai:Too bad ya can't come.
Addie:Yeah. I love the beach you guys. The water here is so clear and so beautiful! Lets go snorkeling, Saix!
Saix:Sure!
Mai:Grrr*follows with the intent to ruin*
Axel:*follows with the intent to save them*
Byakuya:*helps Axel*
Kenpachi:Jushiro still hasn't come back. The lucky bastard! Next time Ikkaku and Yumichika because I don't think we've had them yet.
