Jushiro:Hello everyone. We are having Q&A on the beach!

Mai:Yup.

Jushiro:What's wrong?

Mai:Nothing*smashes the coconut in her hand*Nothing at all Shiro-chan.

Jushiro:Why are you staring at them like that?

Mai:No reason. *smashes seashells*

Jushiro:Okay.

Ikkaku:katizo terusei:

Charisei: XD darkdante? moonwalk? oh god its the end of the world!
Katizo: hi Ikka-kun *hugs Ikkaku* k mai-chan you get that. I'm getting the sand shinobi symbol on my hand
Karahime: TOBI!!*glomps*
Katizo: DEIDARA, SASORI, KAKAZU, HIDAN! *glomps all 4*
Charisei: ITACHI!! *glomps*
Nnoitra: someone help me!
Katizo: get back in your cage you rapist spoon!!
Charisei: shame on you!
Katizo: *sits on Gaara's lap* Gaa-kun the spoon tried to rape me. *dramatic tears* and he said he could beat you and the entire akatsuki with one hand behind his back.
Charisei: it's true. and he said he could beat ken-ken blindfolded

Ikkaku:Hi.

Mai:Alright!

Addie:I'm getting that tattoo.

Mai:Are you above the age eighteen?

Addie:No.

Mai:Are you still minor?

Addie:Duh.

Mai:Are you still a virgin?

Addie:*blushes crimson red*Mai you idiot! You are embarrassing me!

Mai:That better be a yes.

*awkward silence*

Jushiro:Soooo, lot of glomping going around. Hehe.*laughing nervously*

Gaara:*huggles Katizo*Spoony bastard rapist. I'll could kill him without even moving a step!

Mai:Cuz the dirt kills for ya.

Pein:He wishes he could kill us! Attack!

Akatsuki:*jump Nnoitra*

Kenpachi:Yay, sure you could Nnoitra. Thats why I'm alive and you only just died. Perfect sense.

Mai:Haha. Are you?!

Addie:Shut up Mai.

Grimmjow:She's like the only one here! Hahaha!

Ikkaku:I could fix that.

Addie:Ew. I don't like baldies.

Yumichika:You wants someone beautiful, Ikkaku! Like me!*scatters rose petals for dramatic effect*

Addie:I'm pretty sure you get hard on guys, Yumichika.

Yumichika:Why would you ever say that?

Addie:You were shaking your ass for Kenpachi.

Yumichika:No denying that.

Kenpachi:I really wish I didn't see that. Animefan0410:

..I think they will be in some better shape, as long as they're able to get out of the hospital, and beable to deal with Yachiru taking over their training. I forgot to tell you, Yachiru did excellent on the obstacle course. The dogs like little girls, so they didn't chase her, and she rode the sharks to the other side, and was smart enough to go over the swinging blades...Hi Ikakku and Yumichika. I see you two are out of section four and now all healthy *smiles as if I never did anything* ..I'm going to a lou (however you spell it) out, who wants to join?

..*gags at all the sappy proposals*

Ikkaku:Am I ever glad I got outta there.

Kenpachi:I knew Yachiru was always a little, you know. Of course she made it.

Ikkaku:Bastard.

Yumichika:I could have scarred this beautiful face, ugly cretin!

Mai:Those parties! I wanna go! Its close too! Lets go!

Jushiro:Yeah!

Addie:Yeah, I know. Everyone's getting married off. You guys are all gonna divorce each other.

Mai:Well, you are gonna die alone!

Addie:Thats because you won't let a man near me! You like attack them!

Mai:Not all of them!

Addie:You only leave Hanataro alone.

Mai:Yeah! He wouldn't dare do anything.

Addie:Whatever. Sougyo no kotowari1012:

*Rides in on a GIANT wave in a bikini* HA! I dare all of you to do his on one foot! *Spots Ikkaku* AH! MY EYES! *Falls*

SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY! I REALLY DIDN'T MEAN TO BE LIKE THAT!

*Looks at a picture of Me in receptionist office* Jeez Roy! How can THIS thing get ANY shorter?? It's like, REALLY short! Which reminds me, remind me to call the seemstress later.

Oh and guess what i learned to do while i was all high on medication? *Draws a flame transmutation circle* *Lights tiki torches* HAHA! I'm awesome like that :)

ED: I'm realy sorry!! WIll you please forgive me?? Please, please, please, please? If you do i will go ride that wave *Points to a realy huge wave* for 5 minutes while singing Remedy by seether and standing on 1 hand with... well you can pick who i have to carry while doing this...
Oh yeah, I like Roy's ego! It's funny, and gets him in funny situations :)

Mystery person: YOU WILL NEVER KNOW MY IDENTITY!

Me: Yes they will, when i'm done with all my apologizing, questons, dares, and testimonials

Mystery person and Shuhei: Testimonials?

Me: Well duh! I have to explain why i acted like that!

AH! *Falls* Ok, WHO THREW THE CRAB??

On to the guests!

Ikkaku: AH! *Hides behind coconut tree* PUT SOME PANTS ON DUDE! NOT A LOIN CLOTH! I'M BLIND!

Ha, i had to do that, since i just got done watching "Bleach on the Beach"

You kick ass! Your a 3rd seat and have a Ban-

Mystery person: DON'T SAY THAT WORD!!

ME: Why?

Mystery person: BAKA! HAVE YOU NOT LISTENED TO HIM! He says everytime he uses "The b word" "don't tell anyone about this" YOU STUPID BAKA!

Me: sheesh, that was harsh

YUMICHIKA! *Glomps* I LOVE YOUR FEATHERS! *Starts poking them* How do you get them on there?? My freinds say it looks like you just got back from Mardi Gras... and they think your gay. BUT I DON'T! atleast, i hope your not O_o

APOLOGIZING TIME!

Akatsuki: I'm sorry! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME

and i guess i have to personally apologize to Sasori and Axel

Sasori: I'm sorry i said all those ugly things about you *Mumbles* even though you are a red headed puppeteer... I apologize, so you get to do 1 thing to me to make up for it

Axel: I'm sorry i made that cat attack you, i'm surprised that you weren't surprised that it could talk.

*Plops down next to Roy* *Puppy dog eyes* You ignored my request, i asked you to fight Ed! *Irresistable Puppy dog eyes* Will you do it now?? Please??

Oh yeah and the Mystery person is brought to you by the number 15 :)

But really, this Mystery person is actually-

Batman: BATMAN!

Me: No, you're not Batman

Mystery person: Dang it.

This person really is-

Mystery person: YO MAMA!

Me: NO! !

Mystery person: Could you say that slower??

Me: *Sigh* They mystery person is really Kyouraku

Kyouraku: Yes, it's me-

Me: You can have him! *Throws Kyouraku* I'm tired his lazy but sitting at my computer and his sake habits!! He followed me home saying that i look like heaven!!

Kyouraku: It really doesn't help now that your wearing a bikini,

Me: PERVERTED BAKA! YOU CAN HAVE HIM! I'm going to go the luau with Animefan-san...

Mai:Alrighty!*goes, but falls off*Fuck!

Jushiro:Here goes.*falls*Darn it!

Kenpachi:I can do this easy.*can't even stand on board*

Axel:You guys suck at this!*falls*Aw damn!

Ikkaku:Way to go pro surfer.*tries and falls off*

Addie:....*goes and starts drowning*

Saix:Shit!*goes to save her*

Mai:*yelling from the shore*Stop touching her!!

Saix:*riding on one foot with Addie in his arms*

Axel:He could do it!?

Mai:Not for long!*throws rock*It's okay Sougyo-chan!

Roy:It can be waaaayyy shorter!

Mai:Any shorter and her panties will show!

Roy:Exactly. You are very talented, Souygo.

Ed:It's alright. You don't have to do that if you don't want to.

Roy:It's not your fault he's a midget.

Ikkaku:But my loincloth's comfy!

Mai:Put on shorts! I mean come on! It looks like a thong!*forces shorts on him*

Yumichika:This girl knows true beauty! She is almost as beautiful as me.

Sasori:We forgive you.

Axel:S'okay.

Roy:I thought I did fight Ed. I'll kick his butt again.

Ed:*hides*

Roy:His SHORT butt.

Ed:How you callin' so short you-

Roy:Never learned.*snaps and burns Ed*

Mai:He's Batman?

Addie:No he's.....

All:Kyoraku?!

Jushiro:Shun, what are you doing?

Shunsui:Giving Nanao a break.

Jushiro:Nice to have you here, pal!

Addie:Very unexpected.

Shunsui:Thanks. LilyGirl101:

*comes out of the bedroom looking discombobulated and wobbly* Wow, that was so...much...fun! *hugs Shiro-chan*. Did you like your special outfit, Shiro-chan? *grins evilly* I have more, if you want. ;-p *sees something* Shiro-chan, look! They have giant Skulanimals! PLEASE, SHIRO-CHAN?!?!?! Can I have one please? *hugs him* Love you so much! *clings to his arm happily* You're awesome, Shiro-chan! I'm so glad you're mine!

Aw, Ed-chan, I'm sorry! *hugs him* I didn't mean to make you feel bad! C'mon, let's go swimming! :-) I like swimming...and surfing! *hugs him again* Yeah, let's go surfing!

*takes bikini from Zaki-chan* C'mon, Shiro-chan, we ARE in Hawaii! Anyway, Zaki-chan, when we get back, you can choose me a new work uniform, k? :-) *climbs back on his shoulders and continues fixing his hair* I told you I'd help you with this, right? *finishes his hair in record time* Ta-da!

*squee* Oh, my gosh! Bya-nii-chan and Mai-chan are engaged! Yay! *hugs them both* Oh, my gosh, Neko-neko-chan and Hat-guy are engaged! *hugs them both* Oh, my gosh, everyone around me is getting married! Wow! When's Shiro-chan gonna ask me, I wonder...?

OK, dares this time around...*grins evilly* Everyone who is male (but Shiro-chan) parade around shirtless, and see how many girls you can attract. The man with the most women by the end of the day wins a special outfit and two hours alone with the woman of their choice (only women from this Q&A, however)! I dare all the women to do the same thing, only in bikinis, and you get a special outfit and two hours with a GUY of your choice. Shiro-chan, you can choose whether or not I get to participate or not. ;-p Let's go have some fun!

Signed with love and link,
Lily-chan *going off to surf with Shiro-chan and Ed-chan*

All:Jushiro!?

Jushiro:*idiotic grin on his face*I sure do wanna see them. I'll buy you all of them, Lily-chan.*buys all*

Mai:I want the turtle!

Jushiro:You don't get the turtle until you leave Saix and Addie alone.

Mai:Over his dead body!*points at Yumichika*

Jushiro:Make her stop being jealous over them please Lily-chan. Love you! I'm even more glad to be yours.

Ed:It's alright! Sheesh, everyone's apologizing too much! Lets go.

Kenpachi:Thanks.

Jushiro:Alright, fine. I like seeing you in that anyway!

Byakuya:Yup. We are.

Mai:I'm very ecstatic about it!

Addie:Big word there Mai.

Kisuke:I love Yoruichi.

Yoruichi:It's about time he asked.

Jushiro:I want to propose, but I'm having trouble finding a ring as beautiful as you.

Mai:Ha! You have to take it off now!*rips off Byakuya's sweater shirt thing*

Byakuya:Vicious!

Kenpachi:I wasn't wearing a shirt.

Jushiro:Neither was I, but nobody gets this but Lily-chan.

Mai:Err! Look at Mr. I'm-all-that!

Jushiro:All that for Lily-chan!

Addie:Fine, but a one piece.

Jushiro:Surfing with you? I'm in heaven.

Yumichika:RainingSun:

Aah, Hawaii is so nice!~ CONGRATULATIONS MAI AND BYAKUYA! AND KISUKE AND YORUICHI! Can I help plan your weddings? *looks with sparkly eyes*

Ikkaku-chan, (I don't dare call you Baldy-chan, I don't really want to find out what would happen if I did...) And don't hate me for this question! *Hides behind Izuru* Were you always bald, like from genetics or something, or do you get your head shaved? And, I dare you to go get your head shined.
Yumi-chan~ Where do you get those eye feathers? And what is that orange-ish thing around your neck? Anyway, I dare you to be deprived of any mirror or reflective surface. And you can't ask anyone about what you look like.

Well, I'm off. Izu-chan told me to meet him at the beach tonight, andd well seeing both Kisuke's and Byakuya's actions... Well, I guess you could say I'm a little excited =D Have fun, minna-san!

~*| Rain-chan |*~

Mai:Sure!

Byakuya:No way Mai could do it by herself.

Kisuke:Same for us!

Ikkaku:I shave my head.*goes get his head shined*

Saix:Fucking shit! My eyes!

Addie:Are you alright?

Saix:A little blind, but otherwise fine.

Mai:Ha ha.

Yumichika:I got them in some store. I think you are talking about my scarf. No! Don't take me away from my gorgeous reflection!

Mai:You are getting married! This beach is like good luck! DarkDanteJ:

DanteJ(OC):srry but DDJ couldn't be here today so i'll be filling in...first of all Kisuke can i be your best man? 2nd Mai stop tryin to ruin Saix and Addie's relationship because if you piss her off she could like...Erase you from the story and Byakuya would be pretty pissed...*takes a slingshot and shoots a rock at Ikkaku's head*the sunlight shining off your head makes you so easy to hit and Yumichika why are you so...girly? anyway good chapter and I'd have to say Axel is stronger then Roy because 1 Nobodies have superhuman power such as how Xaldin leap from a Beast's castle to the Castle gate and 2 Saix is my 2nd fav char the first is Axel and the 3nd is Roxas and the 4th is Xemnas cuz he reminds me of Star wars xD

Mai:Hallo! Haven't seen ya in awhile! Where's he at?

Jushiro:How are we going to distinguish them apart?

Mai:I dunno.

Addie:Actually, by placing myself here I've lost the power to do that.

Mai:I can mess with them all I want!

Saix:*putting flower in Addie's hair*

Mai:*puts crab in his shorts*

Saix:AHHHHHH!*accidently smacks her*

Mai:Ya see?

Ikkaku:Grrrr. Why does everyone have a problem with my head?!

Kenpachi:Beacuse it's shiny and blinds everyone and seriously! Get into some shorts!!

Yumichika:I think I am beautiful this way. Hmph.

Axel:Yeah! I'm number one!

Addie:Saix is my first, then Axel, then Zexion, then Demyx, Roxas and Xemnas at tie for last.

Saix:First, yes!

Addie:Get too excited now.

Saix:*smirks*

Jushiro:Its a tie between Axel and Saix in the shirtless contest.

Mai:Course it is.

Axel:Next girl to be won over will decide who wins! Unless you chicken out Saix.

Saix:As if. Like I'd lose to the likes of you!

Jushiro:Ladies?

Mai:Yoruichi won.

Yoruichi:I don't need the prize. You can have it Mai since you need more than I do.

Mai:Yes! Lets go Byakun!*runs to hotel*

Saix:I won!

Axel:Nooo! I meant the other girl!

Saix:No excuses!*looks at Addie grinning*

Addie:Nothing too bad.....

Saix:*smirks*Don't worry. We should enjoy the time we have without Mai's constant torture.

Addie:Agreed.

Saix:A picnic?

Addie:Sure.

Jushiro:I have to still shop for that ring. Next time Love Aikawa and Rojuro Otoribashi or Rose, as he was commonly referred as.