Jushiro:Hello. Our guests today are Love and Rose. You know the vizards, one with an afro, the latter has long, blonde hair.
Mai&Axel:Love....
Love:Yes?
Axel&Mai:There was something about love that I am supposed to remember....
Mai:That I'm supposed to STOP IT!
Axel:SAVE IT!
Mai:Keep your red head outta this!
Axel:Keep your brown one outta this!
Jushiro:And it starts. katizo terusei:
Katizo: *giggles* i told you Charisei! no matter what i do Gaa-kun knows i love him *hugs Gaara*
Charisei: so. he also knows about you 3rd tattoo i bet
Karahime: *smirks* Addie! i challenge you to DDR!
Katizo: BAKA! Dark Vader and Byakuya destroyed it remember!
Karahime: Damnit!
Charisei: sougyo-chan your kitteh scares meh.
Katizo: oh and Nnoitra says sorry.
Nnoitra: no i don't The GAY! Akatsuki are GAY WIMPY PRICKS!!
Katizo & Charisei: OH JUST DIE ALREADY!!
Gaara:Forever Katizo. I will love you forever.
Addie:Oh God. More lovey dovey crap.
Gaara:And your situation doesn't involve love!?
Addie:Not sappy sayings like that at least.
Gaara:Charisei! We aren't to discuss the third tattoo's location around others!
Addie:We have a brand new one, but I suck at dancing.
Mai:You just move! Like this!*grabs Addie and makes her dances*
Addie:Stop Mai! Lets play Karahime....*loses terribly*I told you guys I suck.
Axel:It attacked me! I scream every time I see a white cat!
Kenpachi:I'm on vacation so don't bug me about it.
Akatsuki:*jump Nnoitra again*
Grimmjow:Hello everyone.
Mai:What took you two so long?
Soi Fon:I lost something.
Grimmjow:I got something.
Mai:Oh. Animefan0410:
You 2 are a member of Zaraki's squad, you should have been able to deal with it. And Yumichika, I'M NOT THAT UGLY you weirdo. I do have a dare for you Yumichika *evil smile* I dare you to take out those feathers and put seagull feathers in your hair.
I have no idea who the new guests even are. But I do have 2 questions for you Zaraki. How the hell did you get so tall? I'm only 5'9" Also, why exactlydo you like to fight so much?
Yumichika:I am not weird!
Mai:Yeah you are.
Yumichika:Shut up possessive troll.
Mai:*grabs his feathers and puts a seagull and fish in his hair*
Kenpachi:I drank my milk when I was younger.
Mai:So did J.J. and he looks like he's seven. He's going to be Zaraki-sized!
Jushiro:Why isn't J.J. here?
Mai:He doesn't want to get any darker.
Jushiro:That makes enough sense....
Kenpachi:I love to fight because it's fun.
Mai:You are pretty tall, Animefan-san!
Kenpachi:HurricaneDiablo (DarkDanteJ):
Sup in the chapter after the next my new Pen name will be HurricaneDiablo so thats how you can Distingish me and DanteJ now Charisei don't be hatin on my supa dupa fly sxy surfing moves xD now Ikkaku heres a birthday present*hands him a wig* AND PUT SOME SHORTS ON BEFORE I GLUE EM TO UR ASS! and DanteJ says hi to Mai and others right now he is currently in Hell practicing his bankai with Sephiroth(FFACVII) so his dare for Mai is to let Addie and Saix love each other peacefully for the next 2 chapters...and i dare Grimmjow to wear all pink and dye his hair pink temporaily for the whole chapter ^.^
Mai:You moonwalked on a surferboard! Thats like extremely difficult on land! How in the hell could you do it on a board!?
Ikkaku:I got some shorts on already.
Mai:Hi Dante! Sephi's with him? Say hi to Sephi. I haven't had any FFVII characters so lets bring some!
Addie:I've never played the games, but I've seen the movies and my cousin played it so I've seen some parts. It's tight.
Mai:Let them love?....... Fine.
Saix:Finally.*grabs Addie by the waist*
Byakuya:Darling, do you need your bite guard?
Mai:*nods yes slowly while grinding teeth*
Byakuya:*pops it into her mouth*
Grimmjow:I'll do my dare without complaints.*dyes hair pink*
All:*jaws drop*
Grimmjow:I am very happy today.....
Mai:IT'S OBVIOUS WHY! ARE ALL OF YOU BLIND?!
Jushiro:What do you mean?
Mai:She lost it to Grimmjow!
Jushiro:Lost what?
Mai:Her fucking virginity!
Jushiro:Ooooohhh! That is obvious when you think about it.
Axel:Painfully obvious. She is banging her head on a coconut tree. LlyGirl101:
Mai-chan...come here. I need to talk to you about Saix and Addie. *sits her dow* Mai-chan, Addie needs to grow. If you keep interfering with her and Saix, I will start interfering with you and Bya-nii-chan. Also, if you keep interfering, she'll end up like...like...like Zaki-chan, all alone, and bitter! *hands on hips* She'll live and die as an old maid, and if she does that, I will personally come back, use my zanpakto, and make you hurt (that's right, bitches, I got a zanpakto, too! And heaven help you if I'm forced to release her!) *gives everyone a glimpse of her sword* So, Mai-chan, unless you want my unrelenting wrath brought down upon you, I suggest you butt out of Addie's business, k?
:-D Did Ed-chan have fun? *hugs him again* I'm sorry for apologizing so much...it's a "complex" of mine. I apologize waay too much. I think I'm related to Ritsu Souhma...he and I kinda have the same problem with apologizing and depression (if you don't know who Ritsu-chan is, look him up)
Dares this time...I dare Jow-chan and Ul-chan to switch girlfriends for a day. Mai-chan, I dare you to stay out of Addie business. If you interfere with her and Saix one more time, I'm gonna use my zanpakto on you! To Bya-nii-chan, I dare you to put on a Hollow mask and terrorize some random town and let yourself get beaten by whatever Shinigami you encounter. Zaki-chan, I dare you to knit a scarf. Shiro-chan, I dare you to say anything and everything that comes to your mind as it comes to mind, no matter how random or inappropriate, or private. :-D Everybody, have fun!
*blushes* Wow, Shiro-chan, you really know how to make a girl feel appreciated! *hugs him and kisses him* You're the awesomest boyfriend a girl could have!...Oh, Shiro-chan, you know how I just mentioned my zanpakto? Well guess what! Mine's twin swords too! :-) I'll tell you her name later...I'm having so much fun here! *sitting with all her Skulanimals* They're so cute! *smiles* Shiro-chan's no good at surfing! Should I teach you, Shiro-chan? I am very good at it! *drags him off to teach him* You know, one of my special outfits is a swimsuit...Shiro-chan, let's go swimming together!
Signed with love and lessons,
Lily-chan *teaching Shiro-chan to swim, then going swimming with Shiro-chan, then showing Shiro-chan the rest of the outfits*
Mai:She's so young! Saix has gotta be older than Byakuya! It's not right and against the law! Statutory rape!
Addie:We aren't doing things like that. You automatically assume that.
Mai:I assume right! I was trained to be a detective and I'm detecting some sexual intents from him!
Addie:And still you can't detect how wrong you are! I don't wanna end up like Kenpachi! Alone and trying to fill the void with fighting!
Kenpachi:I'm sitting next to you, you know.
Mai:I guess no one deserves a fate like that...
Kenpachi:I can hear you!
Saix:Exactly. Who wants to die with no one to hold like him?
Kenpachi:I'm right fucking here!
Mai:Yeah. And hey? What's the chance of you two actually marrying?
Addie:Right.
Saix:You never know.
Addie:We do know none of us are going to end like him.*points to Kenpachi*Talking to ourselves and yelling for no reason.
Kenpachi:*puts arms in air*I give up!
Mai:I don't want to start shit with Lily-chan either. She's a fighter fo sho!
Ed:I had a lot of fun.
Ulquiorra:But to put Charisei in his arms... I may as well throw a pie in her face! It's an insult!
Grimmjow:I pretty sure Ulquiorra won't be able to keep my woman happy. You have to have a lot of stamina for that.
Mai:Ew.
Grimmjow:Oh yeah. You and prettyboy ain't ever have relations.
Mai:We don't freaking talk about em in the open! Soi Fon, you gotta be pissed about that!
Soi Fon:As long as he isn't describing every little detail step by step, I'm fine with it.
Grimmjow:...And she was like yes! And I was like-
Soi Fon:Grimmjow!*smacks him*I'll be happy to trade for the day!
Mai:I got it already. I will not go near them.
Byakuya:I'm going to mess with that town in the English countryside thats always in peace. Never been any violence.
Jushiro:Why?
Byakuya:They've had it too good for too long...*puts on mask and terrorizes town*Damn it! I had to let the afro guy beat me.
Kenpachi:Why not? I'm already old and alone!*knits a scarf*
Jushiro:Kenpachi's a big baby!
Mai:That isn't nice, but is so true.
Jushiro:She said to say anything and everything.
Mai:Good job then.
Jushiro:I didn't use a condom last time!
Mai:Well....
Jushiro:I love you Lily-chan! It's nice we both have twin swords.
Mai:Can I have a turtle skulanimal? I promise I'll be good.*puppy dog eyes with sparkly eyes*
Jushiro:I'm actually pretty good, but when I see you in a bikini, I lose focus! I love your special outfits!
Mai:How do we know when you are speaking you thoughts and saying what you need to say?
Jushiro:For this chapter every time it has an exclamation mark it is a thought. If it doesn't it is what I would normally say.
Mai:Okay.
Ulquiorra:No. Get off me Soi Fon. You can do those things when Grimmjow is with you.
Soi Fon:Come on!
Ulquiorra:No. Charisei is the only woman that is allowed to be affectionate with me.
Soi Fon:Aggh! You are boring!
Grimmjow:Stop slutting around!
Soi Fon:I see you 'accidently' putting your ass in her hands!
Grimmjow:Aw baby, you know you're the only one for me.
Ulquiorra:I am sure Charisei does not like your ass.
Mai:Enough! Ulquiorra, you never told us about your date with Orihime.
Ulquiorra:It was terrible. First she made disgusting food. Then she insisted I eat it. She spilled it all over me! What a klutz! Thats why I only love my Charisei.
Jushiro:Chocolate!
Mai:I want chocolate...
Byakuya:I want some too.
Jushiro:Hershey's or-
Mai:Hershey's of course! Is there really any other kind?
Jushiro:True.
Mai:Hey! Saix- nevermind.... Ugh. This is getting difficult.
Addie:It's not like we are doing Grimmjow-rated things. We are just hugging. Honestly. Sougyo no kotowari1012:
*Hula-ing* *Turns around* SWEET MOTHER MARY! I forgot you guys were there, Luau's are fun! I dare all the men to hula in a hula outfit!! Coconut bra and grass skirt!!
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU! He was a very pesky house guest. Always leaving his sake bottle around, no wonder Nanao is so, um what's the word? Oh yeah, UPTIGHT!!
Don't worry peoples! Only reason i could ride that wave was because i put suction cups on my feet like a little octopus :)) Except i don't have 8 feet, i have 2...
Hehe, i finally got Shuhei to leave!! Actually, he found some of Kyouraku's sake, got drunk and i drug him back to 9th squad barracks... Are any of you good house cleaners? i need someone to clean every room in my house. Since SOMEONE *Glares at Kyouraku* WAS TO LAZY TO CLEAN UP AFTER THEMSELVES!!
Roy: *Blushing like a tomatoe* Jeez! Makes me want to wear pants... Thanks for calling me talented!!*Hugs* But i have a question for you, If you were starnded on an island without your glove, in the middle of the ocean, and you had a cell phone with one call left on it, who would you call for help? (I wanna see how smart you are) :)
Ed: I wanna ride that wave!!
a.) I LOVE surfing
B.) I love that song
c.) It looks fn,
need any more reasons?? and don't worry, your not a midget, your... well i can't find a word. Oh, FUN-SIZED!! or vertically challenged as my friends like to call you.
NO one takes away Chika-san's feathers and his rights to ask about his appearence and gets away with it!! *Hands him a mirror and his feathers back* Hmph, *Plucks sea gull feathers out of his hair* these things are ugly, they don't deserve your presence.
Ikkaku: It's fun making fun of your head! It's always so shiny! I read a fanfiction saying your the one who made Tousen blind, it was funny!
*Starts playin on flame, off flame* This is fun :) Who invented this game??
hm *Looks at everyone* I'm feeling fighty today, who wants to fight me??
Before i forget, EVIL KITTEH IS GONE! Finally, damn thing was annoying. DON't ask how i got it outta here. IT WAS HARD.
I Dare Jushiro to buy Mai a turtle! A really BIG ONE! and you HAVE to do it without any conditions!
Addie: Conservative aren't we? a One piece? don't you have some one to woo? *Elbow bump* Hmm??
Guest time!
Aren't you two those vizard dudes? Doesn't Rose's zanpakuto lok like a rosey viney thingy and Love's look like a REALLY big spikey clubish thing-a-ma-bobber? (I love that word XD)
How long are we staying in Hawaii?? I think i've turned into a potatoe chip from staying so long! Although it'll just turn into a tan,
Roy?? Can you go get me a ice pack?? Pweaty pweaty pwease?? *Puppy dog eyes like puss in boots*
*Spots another Luau* I'm gone! Who wants to come with me??
'Men':*dress in hula skirts and start dancing*
Mai:Your bra is slipping sweetheart! Don't wanna expose anything do you?
Byakuya:*blushes*
Mai:Haha!
Jushiro:Why is men in ' '?
Addie:Because wearing a coconut bra is so manly.
Mai:Oh thats how! I should try that.
Byakuya:You would drown. I am surprised enough that you haven't.
Mai:Ya kicked Shuhei out too?
Shuhei:Yea. I am ready to hula like there's no tomorrow now!
Mai:But we are leaving right now!*has suitcase*
Shuhei:Damn!
Roy:I would call the coast guard I guess.
Mai:You don't know the coast guard's number!
Jushiro:The Navy seals!
Ed:Go ahead and ride it then. And thanks for calling me fun-sized?
Mai:Its a compliment.
Ed:I kinda got that!
Mai:Nu-uh! You said it as a question!
Ed:Whatever!
Yumichika:You sure know true beauty, Sougyo-chan!
Mai:I think I read that fic! I don't remember the rest though.
Axel:*staring intently at the flames*On flame. Off flame. On flame. I did!
Mai:You are going to set someone on fire again! Usually it's just Saix, but now I have to care and keep him from gettting hurt.
Axel:I can do this without setting anyone on fire!*accidently sets Saix on fire*
Saix:WHAT THE FUCK?! WHY ME?!
Axel:I dunno. You happen to combust easily.
Jushiro:I wanna know how Saix stays so pale after being in the beach for three days and being set on fire numerous of times!
Saix:Was that-
Jushiro:Yes! It was one of my random thoughts!
Saix:Sun block and tough skin I guess...
Jushiro:Cool!
Kenpachi:I do!*takes out zanpakuto and goes off to fight Sougyo*
Mai:Be back before we leave or your ass is walking home!
Axel:Thank God it's gone.
Jushiro:Alright.
Mai:I want that one!
Jushiro:Mai, he is not for sale.
Mai:But I want it! He can talk!*pointing at the talking turtle from Dragon Ball Z*
Jushiro:You want a Skelanimal.
Mai:Okay!*hugs turtle skelanimal*But he's tiny!
Jushiro:Mai. He is the size of a door. He is almost taller than Kenpachi.
Mai:Fine. Thank you Shiro-kun and Sougyo-chan.
Addie:I don't want to seem trashy... Anyway, I don't want to be showing everyone....
Saix:I am kind of glad about it. At least I know she won't strutting her stuff for other men.
Mai:Yeah. She's never been that kind of person. I think that's how Love's zanpakuto looks like.
Love:Yup.
Mai:And Rose?
Rose:Mhm.
Mai:We are preparing to leave.
Roy:Well.*looks around*Okay! I can't say no to that face!*gives you ice pack*lunarprincess21:
oh my goodness congratz mai and byanyan and kisuke and yoruichi san, i was wonderin if i could be the flower girl in you wedding mai i would wear a pretty dress of your colour from david's bridal and i'll do anything to help...and Ikkaku..everybody disses about your head because it's a problem to society I'm sorry but it's tru but always have respect 4 u ^_^.
Mai:Thank you! The flower girl? Alright!
Yachiru:But I'm the flower girl!
Byakuya:Uh-oh.
Mai:Byakuya! You never told me you made such a decision!
Byakuya:It seemed unimportant.
Mai:No it was important! Now I have to rearrange my plans! I thought we were going to give each our okays on each choice!
Byakuya:Sorry!
Mai:Alright. We'll figure something out.
Ikkaku:Exactly! Wanna come with me as my date?
Mai:Respect Ikkaku. It was only respect.
Ikkaku:Whatever. I know there is some for me that is not Yumichika. I don't know why people us together.
Mai:Oh yeah! Did I ever describe the first Byakuya yaoi I read?
All:No.
Mai:Well, it was a Jushiro/Byakuya. Byakuya was in his academy days and in the end Shiro-chan ends up sucking his dick. Because he's a pedophile.
Jushiro:No! I would never do that!
Byakuya:I want you to do that Mai! Why don't you do that!?
Addie:Because if she did, we would have to bump the rating up to M.
Saix:You always have a genius response. DancingInTheRain03:
This was really really funny! The first chapter made me laugh... Awesome! I can't wait to continue reading. You really have a way with words :)
Addie:Thanks. That means a lot to us.
Byakuya:RainingSun:
OMGOMGOMG!~ *jumping up and down everywhere screaming* !
Izuru: Umm, maybe I should tell you since Rain-chan's a -little- too excited to speak properly.
Me: !
Izuru: *shakes head while laughing* Okay. Here, Rain-chan, lift up your hand.
Me: *stops jumping momentarily to show hand with ring on left ring finger* ? *resumes jumping*
Izuru: I guess you get my point. ^w^ Umm, well since she *points to me* won't be much help here I should probably write this review for her. Anyway, what Rain-chan wanted to tell you is, you're ALL -including reviewers and guests* invited to a Specialific Party to celebrate all these engagements. Guests of Honour are Mai & Byakuya, Yoruichi & Kisuke. Everyone else is also invited! You may bring a date if you like, but it's not obligatory.
Me: *still jumping*
Izuru: *looks at me* Wow, she's got energy. It's amazing what effects a proposal can have on people.
Izuru: As for dares, well, we dare EVERYONE to have a surfing contest! The prize is *hands Exclusive Special Banquet&Hotel For Two tickets* Winner can choose who to take. *wink*
And, Addie, Saix, Mai, and Byakuya need to go to Kenny's therapy for a Group Couples counselling session. (I think you know why.)
Hey Love, Rose! Gomen, we can't think of any dares/questions for you.. So umm, how are you liking Hawaii?
Me: *still jumping* *jumps into wall* *falls down*
Izuru: Umm... Rain-chan? *kisses me*
Me: *sits up abruptly* OHAI! I'm okay now! *is still a little hyper* What did I miss? Hey who's that? Can we get a dog? I love you...
Izuru: *laughs* It appears you're fine. Well, fine in the sense of just as crazy as you were before. But I love you too. *smile* Anyway! We'll be off, and everyone enjoy Hawaii, and we'll look forward to seeing you at the Engagement Celebration Party! *wink*
~*| Izuru and Rain-chan |*~
Mai:Congratulations!
Byakuya:This presents us with a very big problem. Everyone is getting married at the same time. At least we are doing a joint engagement party, but I really don't want to share our wedding day Mai!
Mai:We'll just have it on a different day, honey.
Byakuya:But they are all so close together.
Mai:Don't worry!*gets on surfboard*
Byakuya:Come back here! We need to talk about this!*follows*
Axel:I can win!*gets board*
Kenpachi:*still trying to stand*
Ikkaku:*drowns*
Yumichika:*won't go to far into the water because of his hair*
Addie:I'm not good though! I'm going to end up like Ikkaku!
Saix:I'll be with you.
Addie:Alright then.*hesitantly gets on with Saix*
Jushiro:Wait for me!*rides wave*
Roy:I'll beat that flamey wannabe!
Ed:I'm feeling kind of tired.*yawns and accidently swallows a fish*Eww!
Addie:Ugh! I can't believe we were the first to lose! I'm sorry Saix!
Saix:Meh! Who gives?*hugs her*
Byakuya:Mai! You are going to fall off!
Mai:*falls off board*Shit.
Addie:It seems Jushiro is our winner.
Jushiro:Perfect! I will take Lily-chan of course!
Addie:Why should we go to counseling when Mai is the one with the problem?
Kenpachi:Tomorrow afternoon then?
Addie:Yes.
Love:It's a nice change from the everyday views in Karakura.
Rose:Yeah. Really nice.
Mai:Can't wait to see you guys!
Addie:It's time to head off everyone.
Jushiro:I will kind of miss this place.*points to spot on the beach*Thats where I was unconscious when I almost drowned with Lily-chan. *points to another spot*And thats where I got hit over the head with a coconut and lay unconscious. And that..*points*Thats where I am proposing to Lily-chan. Lily, will you marry me?
Mai:*squeals*
Addie:You are killing the moment, Mai!
Mai:Now we have to wait in anticipation for her response!
Addie:Take us to the airport.
Mai:I'm doing it already miss impatient!*teleport to airport*
All:*get on plane*
Addie:I feel like we are forgetting something....
Mai:What?
Kenpachi:ME!*runs into plane*
Mai:Okay,*takes out check list* Kenny Penny panting, Shiro-kun daydreaming, Ikkaku drinking-
Ikkaku:More sake please!
Mai:-Yumichika fixing his hair, Byakuya glaring at me, why are you glaring at me?, Ulqui sulking in a corner, Grimmy and Soi are in the bathroom of course, Axel playing his flame game, stop that right now-
Axel:Fine. I AM THE FIRE KING!
Roy:NO YOU ARE NOT!
Mai:Roy is fighting with Axel, Ed is throwing away his milk, and Addie and Saix are cuddling. Isn't. That. Cute.*breaks pencils on check list*
Pilot:Are we ready to head off?
Mai:Go for it. Axel thought I told you to stop that!
Axel:Why?
Saix:AHHH! FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!
Mai:Thats why!*puts the flames on him out*
Saix:HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS KEEPING HAPPENING!? I'M NOT EVEN REMOTELY CLOSE TO YOU!*Axel sitting all the way in the back, Saix in the front*
Axel:I dunno.
Addie:*paralyzes Axel*Yeah, I've got a few powers of my own.
Mai:No more flames or I'll break your fingers. Roy! Stop touching Edward!
Roy:I'm not touching him!
Mai:Stop not touching him!
Roy:Okay.*pokes him*
Mai:Stop it immediately.
Roy:Y-yes ma'am.
Mai:Shiro-kun, finish the chapter will ya?
Jushiro:*dreamily*Next time we will be back in our beloved Californian home, the Gold Rush state. Our guests are Sephiroth, Vincent Valentine, and Cloud Strife. The engagement party will be the chapter after so we can rejuvenate and relax and unpack to better prepare ourselves. Bye bye Hawaii.
