Jushiro:*yawns loudly*Sorry! We are back home with our guests Cloud, Sephiroth, and Vincent.

Cloud:Hi.

Sephiroth:Hello.*smiles suspiciously*

Mai:What's wrong with your face, Sephi?

Vincent:......

Mai:Say hi!

Vincent:Can we just say I did?

Addie:Works for me.

Vincent:katizo terusei:

Katizo: * kisses Gaara* your just the sweetest!
Charisei: gag me
Karahime: okay
Charisei: just kidding
Karahime: damn
Katizo: *points at Zetsu* quit eating my puppies!
Charisei: ITACHI!!*glomps*
Karahime: and were back to that. fine, TOBI! *glomps*
Katizo: DEIDARA! SASORI! HIDAN! KAKAZU! *glomps*
Nnoitra: haha you gays can never kill me
Katizo: DAMNIT SZAYEL QUIT BRINGING HIM BACK TO LIFE!
Szayel: but i have to i love him
all:...wtf?

Gaara:Well, its easy to be sweet when you have a wonderful woman on your arm.

J.J.:Hi everyone! I'm back from.... the park. Yeah, the park.

Jushiro:You sound suspicious.

J.J.:I only went to the park! I didn't go anywhere else!

Akatsuki:*jump him again*

All:.....

Mai&Addie:The fuck?

Addie:It takes all kinds I guess.

Mai:I always knew they were fuck buddies, but not lovers!

Addie:I thought they were friends with benefits.

Mai:Like you and.... *nods at Saix*ya know!

Addie:No. We are in a relationship.

Sephiroth:LilyGirl101:

*unpacking all her stuff* Wow, Hawaii was so much fun! I went surging and swimming with Shiro-chan, and I went out to eat with Shiro-chan, and I swam with Ed-chan...and I showed Shiro-chan all his special outfits *stares off dreamily* This was the best vacation I've ever had in my entire life! And it's all because of all these wonderful people! *hgus them all*

Yay! Mai-chan is letting Addie be! *puts away zanpakto* Now, you'll be a good girl, won't you, Mai-chan? *pets her head and grins evilly* Anyway, Mai-chan, what part will I play in your wedding? *jumps up and down* Tell me please! Please!

Ah, Bya-nii-chan, just because everyone is getting ENGAGED at the same time doesn't mean that they're all getting MARRIED at the same time! Silly, silly Byakuya-Boy...*ruffles his hair*

Dares this time...I dare Bya-nii-chan to dress as a woman for a day, call himself "Tami", and see if anyone recognizes him! For every person who recognizes you, you get a piece of chocolate! I dare Jow-chan to sit in a the lions' exhibit at the zoo for an hour. I dare Ul-chan to stop being emo. I dare the Nobodies to have a dance-off. I dare Shiro-chan to dye his hair black (I heard his hair was black before he got very sick, and I want to know what he looked like!) I dare Zaki-chan to finally get me a NEW WORK UNIFORM! I can't go to work naked you know! Geez! Anyway, that's all the dares for right now...

YAY! I get to go to a party with Shiro-chan! *hops up and down* So excited! You can pick my dress, OK, Shiro-chan? *laughs at Shiro's second random thought*Wait...what? *reads it again* I'm not even touching that...
...Wow, Shiro-chan! You fell unconscious a lot during this trip, huh? *giggle* It was kind of hard to resuscitate you when you almost drowned...and you slept for so long afterwards! But I don't mind! *hugs him* You're so cute when you sleep (not to mention, you are so much more PERVERTED; I think you have another personality that comes out when you sleep...). And I'm sorry about throwing that coconut! X-D I was aiming for Baldy-chan! I wanted to see if his head was as hard as it looks! And remember the time that that shark...oh, never mind. No one else needs to hear that story...Anyway...

*reads last sentence again...and again...and again...and once more, reads the last sentence*...oh, my...

*gasps* Oh. My. Gosh. Did Shiro-chan just...PROPOSE TO ME? Shiro-chan...*starts crying* Shiro-chan just...he just propo...*still crying* OF COURSE I'LL MARRY YOU, SHIRO-CHAN!! *hugs him and kisses him and hugs him again, still crying* I love you, Jushiro U-ki-ta-ke (weird habit of mine, by the way, spacing out people's names when I'm excited)! *hugs him* Oh, my god! This is amazing! *cuddles him* Love you so much, Shiro-chan...

Signed with love and even more love,
Lily-chan *still crying*

Mai:Glad to hear it. You are the maid of honor.

Byakuya:Sorry. I just everything to be right.*dress like a woman*Call me Tami!

Mai:Okay....

Mai's mom:Now Mai, why is that man dressed as a woman?

Mai:I don't know anymore.

Mai's mom:And you still wanna go through with marriage?

Mai:Yeah. I'm pretty sure this is the only time he'll be doing this. Bya- err I mean Tami, you get a chocolate!

Tami:Yay... I think I'll go somewhere else for the day.

Grimmjow:Okay Lily-chan.*goes to zoo*

Ulquiorra:Okay! I can not be emo! Yay for me!*claps like London Tipton*

J.J.:Dance off! Dance off! Vinnie, chant with me.

Vincent:I don't think so.

J.J.:You need to stop being boring.

Vincent:Dance off.

Axel:*does a lot of backflips*

Saix:*airflares*

Axel:*windmills*

Saix:*moonwalks*

Axel:Dammit! Pulled out Michael Jackson moves! Can't beat that! Just can't!

Addie:Great. He's a good dancer too.

Jushiro:*dyes his hair*

Mai:I like it better white!

Kenpachi:Ya can go naked. Haha.

Jushiro:HAHAHA! No.

Kenpachi:Erm... how about-

Jushiro:This!*holds up long skirt and other conservative clothing*

Kenpachi:That's boring! Like that vampire guy.*points at Vincent*

Vincent:I'm not a vampire.

Mai:You came out of a fucking coffin, have red eyes, pale skin, don't age, and have sharp teeth! You are!

Addie:We have pointy fangs too, Mai.

Mai:Maybe we are vampires too.

Addie:I don't think so...

Kenpachi:I don't know what you should wear. Well, this looks hot. A purple corset and black mini skirt.

Jushiro:She'll wear something even better at the party! Pssst! Lily-chan, can you pick because I have no clue on what to do on that! Oh it's my fault I was knocked out! I should have seen the coconut coming. Yes! You really do want to marry me! Yes! Haha! Yes! I love you so much! So much!

Addie:Congrats. Saix, I'm getting tired of saying congratulations.

Saix:Wait until the weddings and then all the money we are going to spend on gifts.

Addie:I know right! Ugh. I'm happy for all of you, really.

Sephiroth:Sounds like this place is going to be hit with a barrage of parties.

Mai's Mom:Hell no! My daughter isn't going to married to a rich guy so I can pay or have the party here.

Mai:Ma! My parents have to pay!

Mai's mom:That's old school! This is the 21st century!

Mai:Ma, you are lucky Byakuya isn't here to hear you!

Cloud:Sounds like you're only after his money.

Mai:No I'm not! I love him! I love him! Anyway that says otherwise is going to get their lips ripped off!

Cloud:Okay. Calm down. HurricaneDiablo:

DanteJ:hey HurricaneDiablo is um...busy at the moment so i'll be filling in and...HI Sephiroth so remember don't take my food again or*shows 1/3 of the zanpaktou's blade*you'll be missing some body parts and cloud you remind me of ichigo always lugging around a huge ass sword and Byakuya can i be your best man? i mean seriously i can always make sure nothing bad happens...atleast you won't "Notice" any bad things happening and i will teach you guys how to surf but the reason i can do that move is because i'm part DemiGod so i can do the impossible and look awesome while doing it and Axel how would you like if i lit YOU on fire? hmm? and Soifon i didn't know you were a Virgin...you actually looked "Desirable" to a point except that fact that you aren't Bi and somewhat uncomfortable to be around(only Omaeda since he his always getting kicked in the family jewels by you)Anyway who wants to see my Zanpaktou!?!? and a dare for Mai and Byakuya i dare the both of you too...to fight Sephiroth and Cloud(Team work) and Vincent why dont you have a shotgun? and Zaraki don't worry you could always turn gay and date yumichika or turn pedo and rape some unsuspecting child on the outskirts of the soul soceity Any way have fun with my oh so crappy and uncreative dare ^.^

Mai:Busy? With what?

Jushiro:Didn't you two have a argument about making decision?

Mai:Yeah, so he owes me.

Sephiroth:I can just steal their food.*turns to fridge, but sees Mai's dad guarding it with shotgun and runs to living room*Never mind.

Mai's dad:You freaks aren't eating up my food! I paid for my food.

Mai:Hi dad!

Mai's dad:Keep away form the kitchen.

Mai:K. Ichigo is really like Cloud huh? Twins! You can be our best man Dante J.

Addie:I'm the worst at surfing.

Axel:I'm pretty sure I wouldn't like it.

Soi Fon:I was. And thank you.

Mai:I wanna see your sword!

Byakuya:I will get out of this dress to fight temporarily then.

Mai:Yea! Fight! Byaku-boo, you handle Cloud because he looks like Ichigo.

Byakuya:Can I break bones?

Mai:Would it really be a fight with a few?

Byakuya:*smirks*Right.

Sephiroth:Very intimidating. Am I supposed to be scared of a brat like you?

Mai:Not now.*teleports the four to an open field far from people**kicks Sephiroth in the stomach*

Sephiroth:Oomph. That actually hurt.*rubs stomach and smiling*

He grabbed Mai's leg and twirled her around like a doll, repeatedly slamming her into a boulder every few spins. Mai retaliated with roundhouse kick in his face. He gives a psychotic smirk after which drops her. Mai draws out her sword. Metal clashed against metal. Cloud and Byakuya stop for a bit to watch. It wasn't everyday you get a front row seat to this. Unless you are in Squad 11, then you see this shit every-

Mai:Hey! Stick to the story!

Addie:But I'm not good with seriousness! I subconsciously switch to comedy.

Errr, where were we?

Sephiroth:We pulled out our swords.

Thanks. At least someone's useful. Sephiroth stabbed at Mai, who appeared to be dancing as she dodged. A familiar bloodthirsty smile tugged at her lips as she drew blood. Ahhh! There was a scream in the neighboring fight. It belonged to her lover. As Mai ran to his side, Sephiroth took advantage of the momentary opening. With a quiet whimper, Mai slid off the sword that gouged her and fell to the ground a few hundred feet below. Sephiroth's smirk turned into a grin as he prepared to finish off Byakuya. Hey, they can't die! Mai's the co-host! The co-host-

Sephiroth:*rolls his eyes*Are you going to be doing this a lot? Because we-

It's very rude to interrupt! Sephiroth raised his blade to deliver the finishing blow. He would provide the same treatment for Cloud... Until of course, Mai miraculously manages to stand and deeply slash him. Sephiroth eyes widened a bit with pain and shock,"How is this not a surprise?"

Mai responded,"I'm the heroine of this show! Not only that I can regenerate. But enough formalities." She whipped out her sword. "Consume in darkness. Bend reality by my will, Kuraiki."She summoned her zanpakuto, two long, curved kunai attached by a chain. She threw one of said kunai at Cloud, who blocked it easily enough with his blade. The chain wrapped around it and Mai pulled a startled Cloud towards her. She then continued with a stab in his abdomen. He fell towards the ground as Mai had. Byakuya used Senbonzakura to ambush Sephiroth and Mai finished the job with its serrated blade penetrating his face. The end!

Mai:Team ByakuMai wins.*teleports four back to house*J.J. put up the healing barrier.

J.J.:Hai.

Jushiro:Mai-chan, why so serious right now? You aren't your regular upbeat self.

J.J.:Don't talk to her right now. She'll kill you.

Ulquiorra:What is this thing? I feel so filled with energy now!

Cloud:My wounds are gone.

Sephiroth:Mine too. Thats odd.

Vincent:I don't have a shot gun because it isn't really my style.

Mai:But shot guns are cool!

All:*sigh in relief*

Jushiro:You are back to yourself. That's good!

Mai:No! Don't say that Dante J! We might have the human version of Cat in the Hat! A gay pedo!

Kenpachi:At least I have smoking hot girls working for me! And a good working guy.

Mai:M'k! RainingSun:

*Waves out window* Bye, Hawaii-chan! We'll miss you! (I have a habit of calling inanimate things -chan XD I know, I'm weird that way)

CONGRATULATIONS LILY-CHAN AND JUSHIRO! *squeals* Finally! XD You are now also Guests of Honour at the Party!~ Wow, this party will be crowded. Oh well, the more the merrier! (As long as the Cat in the Hat doesn't show up like at Dante's party... That was bad... *pushes buttons on wall panel* AHA! The mansion is now Cat in the Hat-proofed! Muahaha D)

Thank you! I'm so excited too! Oh, and Byaku-chan, don't worry about the wedding days, we can arrange those on different days so they won't interfere with one another and so we can all be at each others' weddings! :3 Oh, and Mai and Byakuya, we have an offer for you. Would you two like to be the Maid of Honour and the Best Man at Izuru's and my wedding? *looks with sparkly puppy eyes*

Izuru: Hey, speaking of sparkly puppy eyes, remember last chapter when you asked if we could get a dog?
Me: Wha...?
Izuru: Oh right, I guess you were stil a little hyper. Well then, DO you want a dog?
Me: *nods eagerly*
Izuru: ...SURPRISE! *out jumps adorable little puppy and starts licking me furiously*
Me: AW!~ It's so cuute! *looks into puppy's eyes* What should we name you?
Izuru: You're right, what should we name her? Wait, I have an idea! *runs to computer*
Me:...Suree...?
Izuru: *prints out flyer* Tah-daah!
"New Contest! Rain & Izuru have a new puppy but they can't figure out what to name her! Submit your name ideas, and we will pick the best one! If it helps, here is some info. about the puppy. Age- 7 weeks old, Gender- female, Breed- Pug, Coat- Fawn (look it up if you don't know). Limit one entry per person."
Me: Ooh, a contest! I like it! *grin* Well, let's see what we come up with, shall we?
Izuru: Okay! *posts flyers* Until next time! Au revoir!

~*| Rain-chan & Izuru |*~

Jushiro:Thank you Rain-chan.

Mai:While you're at it, Smurf and teletubby-proof it too.

Tami(Byakuya):Lets space the dates a few weeks apart.

Mai:Tami, is that really necess- Oh God! I just can't talk to you while you're dressed like that!

Tami:I hate this dare. We would love to be your best man and maid of honor.

Mai:I don't really like pugs. How about Wrinkly?

Tami:Akira.

Jushiro:Fawn.

J.J.:How about Bella Swan? They are both at the same level of uselessness.

Mai:True.

Jushiro:She said only one name.

Mai:I was just agreeing with him.

Jushiro:Oh.

Sephiroth:Sephiroth Jr.

Jushiro:It's a girl.

Sephiroth:Sephirena.

Mai:Not much better.

Cloud:Aurora.

Vincent:Princess!!

All:.....*eyes wide*

Vincent:I just needed to burn off some happiness and energy.

Kenpachi:Josie.

Axel:Axel.

Mai:I named my puppy Axel, but theirs is a girl.

Axel:Axel.

Mai:It's a girl.

Axel:Axel.

Mai:Fine!

Saix:Carmela.

Ulquiorra:Minna. Its German for love.

Mai:Hey Shiro-kun, I didn't Izuru was Italian.

Jushiro:Me either.

Saix:It's french. Sougyo no kotowari1012:

*Sitting in a tub of ice* the ice pack didn't work, Hawaii hurts, ALOT.

I wanna test something! *pops up in front of Saix* *Satrts playing on flame, off flame* It doesn- *Saix busts into flames* IT DOES WORK! You really are combustable.

KEN-CHAN!! That hurt! You're fast when you fight! Did you have to take off your eye-patch though?

Yes, i did kick Shuhei out. Good luck with him though... He's very picky about everything...

I've got a question for everyone! Did you happen to notice the camara in the corner of the room? i never noticed it until now...

S-s-s-s-s-se-phiroth is g-g-going to be here? I-i-i-isn't that just peachy. He scares me, ALOT. In all my years of trying to beat him on KH2, He always beats me in the first 3 seconds...

Cloud reminds me of Ichigo. They're both always carrying a large sword around.

only thing i know about Vincent is that he has black hair.

Chika-san! thanks for the compliment! you left your yellow feather in Hawaii though.

i'm not really all that talkative today... But i think my head is gonna explode from all the children, and marraiges O_o

And could someone PLEASE expalin to me WHY a mountain of candy in my front yard when i got home? It's still bugging me.

oh yeah, what is a skelanimal? i don't have a clue what they are...

Excuse me while i go back to my tub of ice...

Mai:Should have put on sun block.

Saix:SHIT! WHY?!

Addie:*puts out flames with powers*My poor Saix, I am making you fire proof!*fire proofs Saix*

Kenpachi:Heh heh. Sorry. I didn't take it off. I didn't want to kill my hot receptionist .

Shuhei:I am not! I don't like this water, Mai. It tastes funny.

Mai:Your teeth are going to taste funny too.

Shuhei:How do you know?

Mai:I don't, but you will.

Jushiro:There's a camera?

Mai:Yeah... how did it get there?

Jushiro:*shrugs*

Sephiroth:*evil chuckles*Don't be scared. Haha.

Mai:Block a lot and use magic to beat him. Or something like that. I don't remember.

Ichigo:*comes in running*Mai, Byakuya is dressed like a women!

Grimmjow:And this is shocking why?

Ichigo:Yeah.. We all kinda saw this coming.

Mai:Shut up! Thats my fiance!*chokes him with chain*

Cloud:I am guessing you are Ichigo. We do look a lot a like.

Addie:Vinnie has pretty, long black hair!

Vincent:Thank you Addie.

Addie:Your welcome.

Yumichika:I guess I'll need to buy a new one.

Addie:I'm pretty sure there aren't going to be anymore children or marriages.

Mai:Shiro-kun, did you leave that candy there?

Jushiro:I had too much!

Addie:A skelanimal is a stuffed animal and has skeletal pattern on it.

Mai:Hope you get better.

Jushiro:Animefan0410:

..I would have replied sooner, but I was busy today lol

.,And this thread is filled with to much sappness lol...And Kenpachi, if you want I can set you up with someone, she's bloodthirsty, loves to fight, insane just like you, and sexy as hell

Mai:I'm just glad you did!

Addie:Give a week or two. Things should revert to normal.

Kenpachi:Sounds interesting. I think I would like that. lunarprincess21:

i have a suggestion of how we can fix this yachiru-chan, where I'm from there's always a candy girl at weddings, they're really cute with their basket full of diffrent candies but it's mostly mints because adults are there and don't worry if you eat all out the basket there's always extra in the back...and ikkaku just like what mai said it was ONLY respect...i would love to go out with u BUT and this is gonna sound weird to yall but I'm going to explain it soon *blushes like a girl* -_-'' don't kno how this blush got here but...I'm going with Kaien.
Now here's the semi-long story: Me and my cousin both have zanpaktous and his bankai *yes bankai*'s ability is to bring back the dead*weird isn't it?* so for my birthday he asked me who i wanted to come back and out of the blue i said "Kaien" and lo and behold he came and i was screaming like a fangirl for a whole week.
I'm sorry Ikkaku san but don't worry there's someone out there for you, just be patient and i hope i'm not imposing but i was wondering if i could sing at the engagement party i have a good voice and there's a song from one anime that is good for the occasion it's called "Shiawase Negai Kanata Kara" just in case if you all would like to listen to it in advance, arigatou and see you at the party.

Mai:Okay. You are the flower girl. Yachiru is the candy girl.

Addie:But Kaien is dead and married to that one chic.

Ikkaku:Oh well.

Mai:Sure you can sing at the wedding.

Yachiru:I'm a candy girl! Hooray!

Mai:We are having Mexican candy.

Grimmjow:Mexican candy is cheap though.

Mai:You're cheap!

Grimmjow:No contesting that.

Ichigo:Your sword is big.

Cloud:Your sword is big too.

Ichigo:Your hair is weird.

Cloud:You're not one to talk.

Mai:Twins! Everyone find a twin!

Ichigo:Cloud.

Cloud:Ichigo.

Ulquiorra:L from Death Note.

Jushiro:Ummm. Sephiroth!

Sephiroth:Jushiro.

Kenpachi:Xigbar from Kingdom Hearts.

Grimmjow:Gamma from Zombiepowder.

Vincent:Jiro Mochizuki from Black Blood Brothers.

J.J.:Diego form Go Diego Go.

Mai:-

J.J.:Dora the Explorer! Hahahaha! Jk Mai!

Addie:Yeah, he means Boots the monkey!

Mai:*tries to slash them*Kaede Nagase from Mahou Sensei Negima!

Soi Fon:I was about to say that.

Addie:Nodoka Miyazaki from Mahou Sensei Negima! AHHH! Mai, back off!

Saix:I don't know my twin.

Mai:Tsk tsk tsk! You should!

Saix:When is a 'twin' going to be useful?

Mai:I don't know ask 'Addie'.

Saix:Hnn? You're not Addie!

Nodoka:Err! Umm!*faints*

Addie:Chill babe. I went for some juice. Want some?

Saix:I don't know! Am I talking to the real Addie or the Nodoka girl!?

Addie:Down boy. I'm hurt you couldn't tell the difference.*fake cries*

Saix:I'm sorry.

Mai:Bye twins!

Twins:*leave*

Mai:Bye means leave Diego.

Diego:I need your help in leaving. Can you say bye in Spanish?

Mai:Yeah, leave before I sic Sephi on your ass!

Cloud:Trust me. You don't want that. Once he's after you, he never stops. He come back again and again! It's torture!*waves and laughs nervously at Sephiroth*

Diego:You have to say Adios. Can you say Adios!*pauses*Louder louder!

Mai:I don't have to say shit! Sephi!

Sephiroth:Got'cha!*pulls out sword*

Diego:*runs*

Sephiroth:Come back you little pussy!

Jushiro:Let him go.

Sephiroth:You'll pay Diego brat!

Jushiro:Next time we'll be celebrating all the engagements at Rain-chan and Izuru's mansion. Adios!

Sephiroth:*tries to attack*I've got you, you damn little brat!