Jushiro:He-
Vincent:Hello. Welcome-
Jushiro:No. That's my job. Forgive my impoliteness, but why are you guys still here?
Vincent:I am still here to correct everyone's thoughts on my being a vampire.
Sephiroth:I am here because I couldn't find that kid.
Cloud:I'm here because after the chapter I got too wasted to find my way home.
Mai:I would expect that from Sephi.
Sephiroth:I wanted to, but nobody would give me any.
Addie:If you are crazy sober, imagine yourself drunk.*shivers*katizo terusei:
Katizo: AWW!
Charisei: *hits Ulqui playfully* why aren't you sweet like Gaara?
Karahime: aww! everyone is getting married! wait are Kat and Gaara married?
Charisei: Sephi-chan has anger issues. KENPACHI HELPZ HIM!
White kitty: muhaha Kitteh has come heya foo!
Katizo: *screams*
Ulquiorra:Well.... I don't know...
Gaara:Yes we are! I would never make love to a girl I wasn't married to.
Mai:Thats why sweet, sweet liquor was made.
Kenpachi:Hey! I'm a therapist, not a miracle worker.
Sephiroth:Are all of you trying to say I have mental problems?
All:NOOO! OF COURSE NOT!
Addie:You only killed a few hundreds of people. Thats all. I mean it's not like you stole from a candy store!
Mai:That is the worst crime!
Grimmjow:Especially from the candy store!
Sephiroth:Your sarcasm is seriously making me think that you are saying I am insane.
Mai:NOO! Really?
Saix:Are you crazy and stupid?
Kenpachi:Hey! I didn't do anything to you!
Saix:I was talking to the white haired guy!
Jushiro:I am not crazy! My mental synopsis says so!
Saix:Not you! The other white haired guy!
Sephiroth:Calling me crazy!
Kisuke:Thats absurd! RainingSun:
*Opens door wearing pwetty silver dress with puppy in one arm and Izuru right beside* Hi everyone, welcome to our new (Completely Cat-in-the-Hat-proofed, and as of now *pushes buttons* Smurf-and-Teletubby-proofed too!) Mansion!
Btw, Au Revoir is French ^w^ Parce que je suis Francaise. Because I am French. *smile*
As for the Puppy naming contest, Congrats to... *dun dun dun!* ULQUIORRA! Say hi to the person who gave you your name, Minna-chan! Now sit and be nice, don't go and eat the guests' shoes. Izuru dear please make sure the shoes are locked in the closet, we don't want a replay of yesterday. Gomen nasai, I didn't know she liked shoes, especially your shoes! heh heh... *blushes*
Anyway, Welcome! The Buffet table is over there *points* And, what else... Oh yeah, over there *points* is the Dance floor, and *points* the new INDESTRUCTIBLE! DDR with 4-player mode! I dare you all to have a Dance-off! And the pool table, the ping pong table, and the Arcade-ish-thing are all over there *points in turn* Also, the bar is right there *points* BUT, before you start drinking be sure you have a designated driver. LOL, JK! Wait, can you guys even drive anyway? You can always Shunpo and carry them I guess. Still. Don't be too drunk. Well, *looks around* I think that's it!
*Clinks glass* Attention everyone! I have an announcement! We are hosting this party to congratulate the engagements that have occured the past few chapters. We shall all wish them luck and happiness in their future marriages. A toast, to Mai and Byakuya, Yoruichi and Kisuke, Lily-chan and Jushiro, and myself and Izuru. *raises glass* To Everyone! (What? It's too long to list all the names in the toast!) *Clinks glass and takes a sip* LET THE PARTY BEGIN! XD
Mai:Yay!
Ulquiorra:I'm a winner! What did I win?
Jushiro:You win recognition.....
Ulquiorra:What a crappy prize.
Addie:I suck at dancing!
Mai:You suck at everything that requires movement!
Addie:Exactly!
Byakuya:Sorry, I am late everyone. That cat was trying to convince me to let it in.
All:*look at Cat in the Hat, face pressed against the window*
Renji:*shrieks like a little girl*NO! OUTTA HERE!
All:*dance*
Mai:The winner is Saix again!
Addie:He busted out his 'secret moves'?
Axel:Yes dammit!
Yoruichi:I think he should be excluded of all dance offs, competitions, and contests.
Saix:Sorry for being good.
Addie:Too good.
J.J.:Wow! That stuff looks fun!
Jushiro:Byakuya, Grimmjow, and Addie can drive. Mai is learning.
Mai:How drunk is too drunk?
Grimmjow:When you are starting to think Sephiroth is sexy.
Sephiroth:I am sexy!
Grimmjow:Or, for Vincent, when you start to having fun.
Vincent:A-no, you're right.
Everyone:*raise glasses and clinks them*To everyone.
Byakuya:To our happiness and health.
Mai:Yes. Now lets party! Animefan0410:
..Hurray..Here she is *shows her* As a heads up Kenpachi, she's nto all that into romance. But a little is fine with her, jsut don't get to mushy or she'll punch your face in (You can take her, and give her a name, it can be an OC. I honestly don't care lol).
And I mine as well go, just to watch, also I have to say. Mexican candy?..Really? No offence, but most of that stuff is crap. We had a Sinco De Mayo party in my school, for the Spanish class I was in (It was Spanish classes only). We had to fill a pinata with nothing but mexican candy, and most of it wasn't very good.
Kenpachi:Hot-ty! Hey baby.
Mai:She doesn't want romance, is bloodthirsty, and loves to fight. Perfect match.
Byakuya:What's this about Mexican candy, Mai?
Mai:....
Byakuya:Mexican candy is nasty!
Mai:Not all of them!
Byakuya:Which ones?
Mai:Lets see... Duvalines are okay. Lucas and....
Byakuya:There will be no cheap Mexican candy.
Mai:Fine! Why don't you introduce yourself?
Katsumi:Alright, I am Katsumi.
Kenpachi:'Victorious beauty'. Thats nice.
Katsumi:Kenpachi, so I assume you are the strongest Shinigami.
Kenpachi:Right.
Jushiro:Lets get on with the show. Sougyo no kotowari1012:
Tell me exactly WHY Byakuya is dressed like a girl, Sephiroth is acting SO weird and all the clothes i took to Hawaii SUDDENLY *Hint sarcasm* become 4 inches shorter than they originally were?
*Gets all googly eyed* OH YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME! THAT STUPID ASS CAT IS BACK?? I have a solution! *Grabs Kitteh*
White kitty: LET GO OF ME FOO!
Me: NO! YOU SPAWN OF THE EVIL KITTY GOD! *Tranquilizes the Kitteh*
That should hold it for no-
White Kitty: I'M BACK FOO!
Me: Not for long! *Whacks with frying pan, and sends it into the firey pits of the Kitteh world*
Stupid cat! Why didn't anyone make this place evil kitty proof? i mean, after the "incident" in chapter.. ok i can't remember but still...
That cat has a mind of it's own, so if it comes back, I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT TO DO.
3...
2...
1...
Here it comes, *Starkist tuna pops up*
Tuna: HIY-
Me: DIE! *Hits with frying pan*
Nesquick bunny: HE-
Me: DIE! *shoots with bazooka*
The singing cow from Cheese commercials: MOO!
Me: ... *Pulls out gameboy* *Starts playing Pokemon* GROUDON, SOLARBEAM!!
Cow: Moo?
Me: DIE!! *Solar beam hits cow*
I think i'm just gonna watch this door to make sure no odd people show up
Perez Hilton: Hey BiTchez!
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! KEN-CHAN SAVE ME!*Hides behind chan*
*Walks over to Sephiroth* I'm not scared of you anymore! You know why?? *Points in face* Because your evil laugh sounds like a little girl giggling compared to Ken-chan's!! Seriously, just listen to it.
Now i'm tired, You see that rather large pillow? *Pillow pops up* Yes, the one in the corner... No, not that corner, the other corner *Points to right corner* I'm gonna go take a nap on it, i've had enough with cows, bunnies and tuna for one day. Wake me up when the party is over. And when i wake up, my attire better not be altered, nor should i have marker on me WHAT SO EVER! Ka-peeche? Good, my zanpakuto is with in reach so if any of you do any of the activities listed above, you will be sent into everlasting darkness by Kumori Kyoukan, and trust me, he is powerful...
*Falls asleep*
Byakuya:I was dressed as a woman because of Lily-chan's dare.
Sephiroth:I am behaving oddly because I can.
Roy:I have no idea!*hides mini skirt behind back*
Mai:That kitty's funny!
Grimmjow:Of course he is. He's my son.
Kenpachi:What the fuck? Why the hell are all these bastards popping out? Paris Hilton?
Katsumi:Allow me.*laughs and grins evilly*C'mere!*beats the shit out of Paris*
Sephiroth:Ha. If you say so.
Roy&Axel:Damn!
Roy:Only a little shorter!
Axel:Its water removable!
Mai:No! Bad!*sprays them with water bottles*segunda etapa:
Well, to business then. First, let´s make the mansion indestructable. * deploys several force field generators on the walls and turns them on * Just in case someone goes berserk * arrow points at Mai *
Congratulations for the engagements Mai, Byakuya, Yoruichi, Kisuke, Lily-chan, Jushiro, RainingSun and Izuru.
Sephiroth, Kenpachi, you two against me, outside, now.
* pulls out a gun and a katana * Destroy everything, Pandora! * the gun turns into a plasma-armcannon and the katana into a blade similar to Sephiroths. * ( In case you wonder what my zanpakutos abilities are, it can transform into the form of any weapon I want. ) Bring it, bithes. * the fight starts *
* after a while * * gets thrown backwards * Oh well, looks like I underestimated you two a little. * four demonic wings grow on my back * This is the power of the wind demon. It won´t be that easy from now on. * resume fighting *
* even later * Well, you are powerful, but let´s finish this now. * puts on hollowmask that looks like a vampire face. * You put up a good fight, but it´s over now * defeats both with a single attack * Train and then come again for a rematch.
Now that the fight is over, LET`S PARTY TILL DAWN!! * joins the party *
Mai:Hey! I was protecting my territory!
All listed by Segunda:Thanks.
Kenpachi:And then I was like- Huh? A fight? Sure!*goes outside*
Sephiroth:Hehehe.*goes outside*
Mai:Cool zanpakuto!
Addie:What a fight.
Mai:Look! It looks like fireworks when their blades cross!
Jushiro:Very pretty.
Kenpachi:HAHA that was a great fight. Can't wait until the next time.... Nngh.*collapses*
Sephiroth:......*falls to the ground*
Mai:Woah! You are strong!
Addie:Damn....
Jushiro:Am I glad I wasn't challenged.
Mai:We don't have a healing barrier.
Jushiro:We'll have to call Orihime.
Ulquiorra:PLEASE NO!!!! NOT HER!!!
Mai:Just kidding! We brought it incase! J.J. if you please.
J.J.:Why do I always have to?*turns it on*
Kenpachi:I'm fine now.
Sephiroth:What are this things properties?
Mai:I dunno. It's been in my family for awhile.
Ichigo:No it hasn't!
Mai:On my real dad's side.
Jushiro:Real dad?
Mai:I'd rather not get into it...but....
Addie:That side of her family is a very important noble family. They are higher than the Kuchiki family in rank.
Byakuya:I didn't know that.
Ichigo:Actually, I didn't even know that.
Mai:Yes.
Byakuya:Do not be sad.*lifts her chin*We are celebrating a very special moment in our lives.
Mai:Yeah! I know! I'm happy! I wanna dance!*drags him to dance floor*
Jushiro:It seems there is more about her we will always wonder about.
Addie:Speak for yourself. I know everything there is to know.
Katsumi:Aren't we high and mighty?
Kenpachi:Hahaha.
Addie:Stop giggling Kenpachi.
Kenpachi:I ain't giggling! I don't giggle!
Jushiro:We are happy! We will not fight! Get it into your heads! Now be happy or I will blast your asses out of here with Sougyo no Kotowari!
Kenpachi:Yeah. You are so scary. Come on, babe.
Katsumi:Tch.
Addie:Good riddance!*whispers to Saix*That girl's my hero!
Saix:*rolls eyes inwardly*
Addie:She's cool. Admit that.
Saix:Yeah.... She's my hero too!
Addie:Really?
Saix:No. Not really.
Jushiro:What are you two whispering about?
Addie:Nothing!
Jushiro:Nothing huh? So go do something and have fun!
Addie:I hope you aren't talking about sex.
Jushiro:No! Why would you think that?
Saix:Something, fun. You have to be very clear and specific when speaking to her.
Addie:Yup.
Jushiro:Just go.
Addie:Alright, that cat was creeping me out anyway...*looks scared at Cat in the Hat*
Ulquiorra:How is Cat in the Hat here? Mai ceroed him to oblivion.
Addie:Shit happens....
Cat in the Hat:*spells out on window:Cat in the Hat Jr.*Hehehe.
Jushiro:.......
Ulquiorra:I'm scared.
Addie:Saix, protect me.
Saix:What the fuck? Why are you people scared of him?
Addie:I thought I told you to read the whole story.
Saix:Things got too strange.
Jushiro:Thats life! For us.
Ulquiorra:Unfortunately.
Jushiro:The only good thing of life is Lily-chan and thats enough for me? Vampire guy, who's your date?
Vincent:I am not a vampire. I have a demon in me.
Jushiro:We all do.
Vincent:But mine isn't like your sickos!
Jushiro:Quit avoiding the question.
Vincent:No one.
Jushiro:Don't you feel better admitting it?
Vincent:Not really.
Mai:What are you bums doin' sittin' down!? Dance! Or play a game or something!
Jushiro:I'm going! Next time our guests are-
Saix:Please don't say-
Jushiro:Demyx, Zexion, and Xigbar from again Kingdom Hearts.
Saix:Damn!
Axel:Yes!
