Jushiro:Hello everyone.

Mai:Welcome to our little fic/show/chapter/whatever!

Zexion:Is it a fic or a show?

Mai:The terms are interchangeable.

Jushiro:Okay. I was a little confused.

Mai:Now what?

Jushiro:I guess we introduce the first person.

Mai:Zexion, you do the honors. You are a guest.

Zexion:Alright then. lunarprincess21:

*sings while wearin a knee length white dress* all the couples out there looks beautiful tonight...i want to make a toast to all the future husbands and wives, may your lives be filled with happiness and love...and husbands don't cheat on your wives... trust me *raises glass* TO LOVE!!

Mai:You have a very beautiful voice.

Jushiro:Thank you very much.

All:*hold up glasses*To love.

Byakuya:I would never cheat on you.

Mai:Yeah...

Byakuya:Mai?

Mai:Just kiddin' baby. You are the man for me!

Xigbar:*spits*Ugh. There is too much sappiness and love. katizo terusei:

Charisei: *hugs Ulqui* its okay i love you anyway!
Katizo: *reading random story* oh Jashin!!
Charisei: Kat? that better not be a yaoi story.
Katizo: *innocent smile* just a wittle GrimmIchi.
Karahime: *right infront of Xigbar* you. are. gay. admit it!
Random girl: GAARA! *glomps*
Charisei: uh Katizo! b.g.g.
Katizo: *looks up* *sighs* *pulls out sword* Blow away your enemies, Loraname!!
Random girl: *sucked into tornadoe* AH!
Katizo: been awhile since i've had to use my zanpakto. you remember Loraname don't you Ken-Ken? (referring to Kat's story 'love in the squads')
Charisei: *gasps* no ones ever seen mine! Dream, Shorikiko
*sends everyone to dream world*
Katizo: wow! it's pretty here! HOLY FUCK!! IT'S A WALKING GUMMY BEAR!
Gummy bear: *sings Gummy bear song*
Karahime: wow! *screams* LADY GAGA! OH JASHIN HELP!
Jashin: wow. i thought Hidan was my only follower.
Nnoitra: *points at Jashin* i can beat you!
Jashin: YOU CAN'T BEAT GOD BITCH! *kills Nnoitra permenatly*
Katizo: he's gone okay! he's not coming back!
Tesla & Szayel: *crying* NNOITRA!
Katizo: oh shut up and go fuck Xigbar.
Karahime: what she said.
Charisei: *hits Kat and Hime* quit ticking off people!
Both: NEVER!

Ulquiorra:*hugs clumsily*

Xigbar:I. am. not. gay.

Mai:We are considering it as a dare. Do it.

Xigbar:That means it ain't a real confession. I am gay.

Mai:Fine! If you say so!

Kenpachi:Errr... Of course I remember...

Katsumi:He. You are such a bad liar.

Kenpachi:I don't lie. I just don't tell the truth.

Mai:Woah! We are either in the dream world too or I got high again with a yellow pokeball!

Byakuya:A yellow pokeball?

Mai:It's a kind of pill.

Addie:Shame on you for doing that shit.

Mai:I was kidding and you actually sell it!

Addie:Desperate times Mai. Anyways we are in a recession.

Mai:You guys don't tick us off! You guys are funny!

Addie:Exceedingly so.

Mai:So what?

Addie:We are not playing this game again.

Mai:What game?

Addie:Saix! Make her stop!

Mai:Stop what?

Saix:If you stop I'll let you play with Demyx's sitar.

Mai:OKAY!!

Demyx:But I love my sitar!

Mai:Byakun! Demy won't let me and Saix lied to me!

Saix:Give it to her! Hurry!

Byakuya:I don't like liars.*slowly taking out Senbonzakura*

Saix:It's his fault!*grabs sitar and hands it to Mai*

Demyx:NOO!

Mai:YAY!

Demyx:*grumbles*RainingSun:

A...A...A...ATCHO! HEY! HOW'D YOU GET IN HERE?! *points dramatically at Cat in the Hat* DAMMIT GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! *Death glare* *pulls out Zanpaku-to* *Suspense music starts playing*

Saix, I have to agree, the story's gotten really strange... o.o But that's what makes it amazingly fantastic! *cute face*

Me: I'm si--a..a.. ATCHOO!-sick... TT_TT Awah, it is not fun.
Izuru: Here's your Tea
Me: *takes grateully* Thank you... *sips tea*
Izuru: *starts to walk away but notices what Rain's doing* Hey, if you're sick then why are you on the computer??
Me: Umm... No... *throws blanket on computer* This isn't a computer, it's a... A Sculpture! Yeah a Sculpture I'm working on for Art. ATCHOO!
Izuru: *lifts up blanket* You're a horrible liar. Especially when you're sick. Come on, you need to rest. Any what's so important anyway?
Me: *sigh* Fine. And I need to read the latest chapter! Or else a..a..ATCHOO!! I'll miss everything! ATCHOO!
Izuru: *shakes head while laughing* Wow, you're pretty dedicated.
Me: Yup! ATCHOO!
Izuru: Now get to bed. I'll bring you some toast in a minute.
Me: Meh. *turns back to computer screen* Okay friends, I must go before I - ATCHOO!- get in trouble again from *gestures towards Izuru who is waiting and tapping his foot* BYE!~ ATCHOO!

Addie:Thank you very much! It makes me real glad to hear you guys say that.

Mai:Oh no! You are sick!*hands medicine and tea*

Izuru:She's my fiance! I'll be her nurse!*kicks Mai out*

Mai:Meanie downer! Get better Rain-chan.

Addie:Thank you for reading even though you are sick. It makes us all very happy. Sougyo no kotowari1012:

*Wakes up dazed* This pillow really is comf-

Axel, Why is there a marker stain on my dress?

Roy, Why is my dress shorter? *holds up red strip of fabric* *Evil grin* I will give you 3 seconds to run...

1,2,3!!

Suchi-ru, Kumori Kyoukan! Bikou Tsume! (Shadow Claw)
Apparently, this cat *points to white kitty* WON'T leave me alone. So It's gonna be part of my reviews. But i told it not to hurt anyone, right little kitty? *Pats Kitty's head*

White Kitty: I SAID DON'T CALL ME DAT FOO! AND DON'T TOUCH ME!!
Me: WRONG AWNSWER! *sprays with water bottle*

White kitty: Fine Foo

Me: That's better
He needs a name, any suggestions? Only name i could come up with is Grimm Jr. Not a bad name if you ask me...
White Kitty: No One asked you stoopid...
Me: Nor did anyone tell you to open your freakishly large mouth.
White Kitty: Touche,
*Walks over to Cat in the hat jr.* You have 5 seconds to run as fast as you can to the nearest hiding spot before i go vizard on your ass and make sure your future descendents can't have children. And even if you hide i will crush you with Spiritual pressure. Now... run,
Demyx, what's your problem with people calling you a gutarist? Even though your thingy-ma-bobber is called a Sitar...
Ken-chan, since little old Sephiroth hear *Gestures toward Sephiroth* Doesn't believe me about your laugh, will you laugh for him?
*Still chasing Roy and Axel with my Shadow Claw* GET BACK HERE YOU LIL PUNKS!! IT'LL ONLY HURT A LIL BIT! *Laughing evily* *Stops abruptly* I smell...FUN! *Grin gets more evil* excuse me!

~A while later~

Me: *comes back* It...was...only... AH THE HORROR!
White Kitty: Told ya not ta go in tha doe foo..
Me: YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT WAS IN THERE!! *Points to door with the word "Narnia" plastered on it*
White Kitty:*Mumbles* Stoopid... Im'ma end tha review now, ka-peeche? she ain't feelin' so well, *Points claw towards me*
Me: O_o I think my brain died...
White Kitty: See whatz i men?? Memba ta give me a good name, nuthin like Shiro, J.r., or Whity, especially not whity. I wantz sumthin ta suit ma persanlity, and if ya do suggest one of dem names listed above, i'll shred every ounce of yo skin with ma claws, Got that foo?
Me: Just...get the review over with, please...

White Kitty: Fine foo, she's gone back to dat pilla ova there, don't botha her or i'll kill ya. I don't want a repeat of last time, Iight? WHITE KITTY OUT!

Roy*Axel:I SWEAR IT WASN"T ME!!*run from claw*

Grimmjow:Ey! Grimmjow Jr. is a freaking badass name!

Demyx:I dunno why people say that. I don't really care. Gimme my sitar!

Sephiroth:Sure.

Kenpachi:*gives his evilest and most crazy laugh*

Seohiroth:.... I have to change my pants....

Mai:Haha. Kenny Penny has a funny laugh! It makes other people scared!

Katsumi:It doesn't scare me.*smirks at Kenpachi*

Kenpachi:Oh really?

Mai:Okey doke! We gotta come up with a name fer Grimmy's evil ass son!

Grimmjow:Who I pay child support for.

Mai:Suggestions?

Jushiro:Fluffy!

J.J.:Evil Mutha#$er.

Katsumi:Crazy.

Ulquiorra:Amatsu Mikaboshi, the god of evil. The name means August star of Heaven, but the god is of evil.

Mai:Good name, hmm.*puts on thinking face*Doggy?

Addie:Aku reikon. Evil soul.

Byakuya:Shirogi. White deception because his white, cute form deceives people.

Grimmjow:FUCK ALL THOSE NAMES! I FUCKING PAY FOR THIS KID! HIS FUCKING NAME WILL BE GRIMMJOW JR.!!!

Mai:Jesus! Calm down Grimmjow.

Grimmjow:Alright kid! Your name is Junior and you will enjoy it! Be fucking proud to carry my name!!

Addie:Shut up, Grimmjow.*distracts him with laser pointer*

Grimmjow:What the hell is that?*follows light*

Mai:Don't threaten us foo! I ain't afraid to kill a kitten! I don't care if your his too! Foo!

Addie:Shut up.*grabs another laser pointer*

Mai:I'll catch that little red bastard this time!

Addie:Lates. Animefan0410:

(Like the name of her). And hurray, no mexi candy lol..And more KH characters? At least let it be the epic characters, which would be the Disney ones, namely Donald, Goofy, and Mickey lol..May I possibly suggest bringing Barragon in next as a guest? He's espada numero 2.

I also have a question for Zaraki..Can I have a raise? Or a bonus check? Also people, technically speaking, this place is Cat In The Hat proof, not Cat In The Hat jr proof...

Mai:Mexican candy is- yeah it is that bad..

Addie:Donald, Goofy, and Mickey! Haha!

Mai:Yeah! We need to get every single Bleach character here!

Addie:Not all at once for course. Who else do we need?

Jushiro:We need the mod souls, Bounts, sword spirits, a few arrancars, a few people in the Soul Society, and..... I can't remember anybody else? We need a list.

Kenpachi:Get one of my employees on it then. Yeah, I'll give you a raise.

Katsumi:What are you talking about?

Kenpachi:You don't knnow?

Katsumi:No.

Kenpachi:I'm a therapist too.

Katsumi:HAHAHA! A therapist?

Kenpachi:What the fuck so funny?

Katsumi:Have you ever helped anyone successfully?

Kenpachi:Komamura don't wear his helmet shit no more!

Katsumi:People pick on him now.

Kenpachi:But. He. Ain't. Wearing. It. No. More!

Katsumi:Haha. Calm down Ken. It's a little of a shock is all. I mean you seem more of a 'get fucking over it' kinda guy, not 'come here and lets talk about'.

Kenpachi:The old fart made me learn about feelings and shit! I ended up with this job.

Jushiro:Why is that you always blame Genryuusai-sensei for everything?

Kenpachi:Because it's always his fault! Why were we at war?

Mai:Because it was fun and Yamamoto is old and senile?

Kenpachi:Correct! And because Yamamoto is old and senile!

Mai:I got it right!

Jushiro:*gives Mai a disapproving look*

Mai:Let me celebrate this! Its not everyday I'm right.

Jushiro:*rolls his eyes*

Mai:Okay! I'm right most of the time!

Jushiro:*shakes head disapprovingly*LilyGirl101:

Sorry I didn't review last time! My brother was hogging the computer! Anyway...why is there a party...oh, well! *joins in* I love parties!

*screams* The Cat in the Hat attacked me, Shiro-chan!! In a very not-nice way that reminded me of the rape closet! Ah! Save my from the pedo-cat! *runs away to Shiro-chan* That cat scares me...just like the Akatsuki...did you know that those bastards are STILL chasing me? I think I'm just gonna use my zanpakto on their asses *snarls*

I really don't know what to say this time around...I have no clue what the heck is going on...well...

Zaki-chan, thanks for my uniform *puts it on and twirls around* What do you think? *climbs on his shoulders again* This is my favorite perch! Zaki-chan's so tall! And I'm glad you found a girlfriend, Zaki-chan! I'm sorry what I said earlier, about you being bitter and alone...*hugs him, and starts playing with the bells in his hair*

Whoa, Mai-chan's a noble? O_o That's scary to think about...

Dares this time...Jow-chan, I dare you to act like Ul-chan, and Ul-chan, I dare you to act like Jow-chan. Bya-nii-chan, I dare you to read a rated M romance fic for you and...*drumroll* RUKIA! (I should really stop doing this to the poor man! :-p) Mai-chan, I dare you to bake a cake. Nobodies...stop talking. Seriously. I dare you to not talk the entire chapter (everybody, please feel free to anger or otherwise bait them into speaking). If either of you talks, you get to fight me and my zanpakto. *Zaki-chan, take the bells out of your hair again (is only saying this because she likes putting them back in)

Wow, Shiro-chan has been a really random this chapter! Maybe it's just because I don't have a clue what's going on...hm...oh, well! Shiro-chan, I'm not the ONLY good thing about life! There's chocolate, beaches, sunsets, kittens, special outfits, blackouts, blizzards...and you're a good thing in life, too! *hugs him and kisses him* At least, you are to me! Hey, look, DDR! Shiro-chan, come play with me!

Aw, bring someone in from something NOT Kingdom Hearts! Let me make a suggestion...*thinks for a minute* Who's the perfect man to bring on the show...? Oh, I know! *facepalm* How could I have missed HIM! Bring...*drumroll* Sesshomaru! *almost faints* Yeah, bring in Sesshomaru! *stares off dreamily* Oh, my gosh...Sesshomaru...*goes off into dreamand* Sesshomaru...oh, I love Sesshomaru...*walks into the wall* Whoa...sorry, I was in dreamland. Anyway, please bring Sesshomaru on, OK? I have something really fun that I want to do with him! *evil grin* REALLY fun...

Oh, I have a contest for you all! Who can guess my two favorite songs of all time? I'll give you two hints, one for each song/ Anyone who guesses correct, or close to correct, gets me all to themselves all alone for four hours! OK? OK! Rules apply for both guys and girls!
Hint Number One: The first clue is one line from Song 1: "Well I'm still imagining a dark-lit place, or your place or my place!" Think on it, honeys!
Hint Number Two: Song number two is a song that got me in so much trouble! ;-p It's about a girl who the girls don't like, the boys fantasize, and the kind your mama and your daddy were afraid you'd turn out to be like!
Figure it out, hon!

Signed with love and longing,
Lily-chan with love! *drags Shiro-chan off to play DDR*

Mai:We were celebrating all the engagements!

Jushiro:That fucking degenerate did what?

Mai:Oh God! He's gonna explode!

Jushiro:I'LL FUCKING KILL HIM!!!*attacks Cat in the Hat Jr.*THE AKATSUKI TOO?!*wipes them out*

Mai:Dear lord help the man that pisses off Lily-chan....

Kenpachi:Yeah, I wasn't bitter. I was alone though. Not anymore.

Katsumi:Why are the attacking a cat?

Kenpachi:Because it's a pedo-molester cat's son.

Katsumi:I don't think I'll ever get used to things around here.

Mai:Me and Shiro-kun have been here forever and we still aren't used to it!

Katsumi:That's not a good thing.

Mai:Yes, I am. A very high ranking one. How is that scary though?*has a confused face*

Grimmjow:You guys are all trash. I'm going to write in my diary about this.

Ulquiorra:WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS STARIN' AT ME!?

Byakuya:Oh God....*reads*Ewww!*Kidos Mai's computer*

Mai:.....

Byakuya:I'm sorry....

Mai:Don't be! You are going to buy me a new one!*bakes vanilla cake*

Byakuya:Yum.

Nobodies:*stop talking*

Mai:You might as well leave.

Nobodies:*leave through dark corridor*

Kenpachi:I don't really feel comfortable with people touching my hair....

Katsumi:You mean like this.*runs fingers through hair*

Kenpachi:*inches away slowly*

Mai:Why Kenny?

Kenpachi:I don't know, trauma?

Mai:What was so traumatic about hair?

Kenpachi:Nothing that you should concern yourself about or that I will ever tell you.

Jushiro:You are the most important Lily-chan.*goes to play*

Mai:Sesshomaru? I think he's from Inyuasha.... I don't really watch Inyuasha, sorry. A lot of contests for us, aren't there?

Addie:Umm, the first song I know for sure is Paralyzer by Finger Eleven.

Mai:By your hint for the second one, you mean like a girl that is like a whore right?

Addie:There's a lot of songs about hos though?

Mai:I am stumped! This is like the time I had to guess about.......*has a far off look*

Jushiro:segunda etapa:

* sees the cat in the hat * So, that stupid cat is still here? Bankai! Do-mozude ( doomsday ) Pandora! Target locked. FIRE!
* a giant ceroblast is fired from the sky and destroys the cat in the hat, as well as half a mile of the surrounding area. *
This should settle the problem with the stupid pedo-cat. Good thing the mansion is indestructable.

Kenpachi: So you found a girlfriend? Good luck and congrats. Try to get your bankai next.

Mai: You are a noble? Very...unexpected.

Nobodies: How comes everyone of you has an X in his name? Can´t be just coinsidence.

Jushiro: I dare you to have a fight with Sephiroth, Kenpachi, Katsumi and the nobodies. I´m curious to see who will survi...Ehh, win.

And lets have a fight between Axel and Roy. Let´s see who will be grilled more. Hehe.

Well then. PARTY!!

Mai:It was Jr. What if there's more?

Kenpachi:We'll finish every freaking cat then.

Grimmjow:You'll finish my family off then?

Kenpachi:If they get in the . Thanks. I'm trying to get it.

Mai:Yup I am! A very important one if I do say so myself.

Addie:The reason why is because thats what their group does. Put x's in their names.

Jushiro:*looks nervously at the bloodthirsty group*WHY?!

Mai:Because you pointed it out last time. Your luck is gone! Poof!

Jushiro:*knocks himself out*

Everyone else:*fight*

Mai:It's just Katsumi and Kenny...

Kenpachi:Not for long.

Katsumi:You are right. I'm gonna win!

Mai:Run for your life Kenpachi! Run!

Kenpachi:Why?

Mai:Because I've always wanted to say that!

Jushiro:Then why haven't you?

Mai:Not many people here care much for their lifes...

Ulquiorra:ARE YOU TRYING TO FUCKING SAY SOMETHING?!

Mai:YEAH I AM!!

Ulquiorra:COME OUT AND FUCKING SAY IT!

Mai:Even Grimmy ain't this loud!! Calm the fuck down!

Ulquiorra:All I know about Grimmjow's demeanor is that he yells, drinks, fights, and cusses a lot.

Mai:Well, he doesn't use big words like demeanor.

Grimmjow:Are you trying to insinuate I am stupid?

Mai:Insinuate? Big word! High five!

Grimmjow:I know! But I'm Ulquiorra right now so...*gets his Ulquiorra face on*Get your hand away from me trash.

Ulquiorra:High five Mai!

Mai:My high fives are special! I don't just give them out! Katsumi won! High five!

Katsumi:No.

Mai:Fuck you then.

Jushiro:Thats not nice, Mai.

Mai:She's not nice!

Jushiro:But she's dating Kenpachi, so she's got an excuse.

Mai:Okay.... I'll be nice.

Kenpachi:I took it easy on her.

Katsumi:Maybe I went easy on you.

Kenpachi:Maybe-

Mai:Have some cake.*shove cake in mouth*

Axel&Roy:*fight*

Roy:I won! I am the fire king, flame lord, and hot master!!

Mai:Way to go! High five!

Ulquiorra:You don't fucking give them out huh?

Mai:Nope! They are rewarded. I'm going to my thinking corner now.

Byakuya:What have you been thinking about?

Mai:We all have our little secrets that can't be shared.

Byakuya:You've been keeping things away from me?

Mai:Yup. Jushiro, do you have any deep, dark secrets?

Jushiro:Nope. I am very honest and believe that telling people is the best way to deal with things.

Mai&Kenpachi:Naa!

Kenpachi:I don't believe in that.

Jushiro:You are a therapist! How could you not?

Kenpachi:That doesn't mean I believe in it.

Mai:I used to be in a class where we made memory books and I don't believe in them!

Jushiro:How could you not believe in year books? They are a material object.

Mai:So it comes down to the material things for you!

Jushiro:No!

Mai:Yeah, sure.

Jushiro:You are one to talk.

Mai:Yes I am.

Jushiro:Time to wrap up the show.

Addie:I think I'll be taking my leave permanently.

Mai:Hmm? Why?

Addie:I don't feel very comfortable around here....

Mai:Why is that?

Addie:I don't know. Anyway I'd like to have the power back into my hands.

Mai:Okay! We'll miss you!

Addie:No you won't.

Grimmjow:Yeah, you're right. We won't.

Ulquiorra:I should have said tra- shit head....

Grimmjow:But I am you, stupid kitten trash.

Ulquiorra:Bat shit!

Jushiro:Next chapter we will have Barragan and his fraccion. Good-

Mai:Wait! I'd like to have a contest for everyone! Well, it's not really a contest. I am very curious about your weapons and abilities. If you have any, feel free to describe them. If you have any OCs please describe theirs as well.*looks at Animefan and HurricaneDiablo* I am planning to use this data for later....

Jushiro:You heard her. Write about your weapon if you want, even if it's not a zanpakuto. Good bye.