Mai:Hi people. How are we all doing?
Barragan:Good. Now get this thing over with.
Mai:Jeez, you're a pushy old fart, ain'tcha?
Barragan:Animefan0410:
Hurray Barragan! Also, there are only 2 other espada that you haven't had on, I'm going to se uf you can figure it out. But you have a hint, they are low ranked. I don't ave a zampaktou, I have a more practical weapon..A tazer gun, one hit and you're scewed, let me show you *ties Ulqiorra up and shoots him* Now, I can leave it on until he dies, or turn it off right now, but we don't need any character deaths here so..*turns off gun, which means thetazer has been disconnected* And I have no OC's, but I can submit a name for the kid, Little T. because he reminds me of Mr. T...I pitty the foo! lol But Grimmjow has a point..It is his kid afterall.
Thanks for the raise Zaraki!
Mai:We haven't had the guy with the fishy tank and the guy who was trying to force my Byakun to take his love!
Grimmjow:Remind me never to sneak up on him...
Ulquiorra:Never Grimmjow*grabs Grimmjow and shakes him*Never piss him off! I haven't done anything to him and he tortured me!!!
Mai:Oh. So I'm guessing you are not claiming Katsumi.
Grimmjow:See!*takes Grimmjow Jr. to Ulquiorra*Thats how you traumatize a clown.
Grimmjow Jr.:DON'T TOUCH ME FOO!
Barragan:Does lord Aizen now about all of this?
Ulquiorra:LORD AIZEN CAN GO TO FUCKING HELL! I ALREADY FREAKIN' DIED!
Mai:You can stop being Grimmjow now.
Ulquiorra:That was my inner emotions that have been dying to be released.
Redder:Thats it! A warrior draws out his rage to fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Mai:Stop your chanting you stupid bird! Or do I need to bring Izuru here!
Redder:Who is his majesty's number one fraccion?! I am!! Who is?! I am!!!!
Mai:Hi Izuru!
Redder:....*thinking:Holy fuck! Thats the guy that chopped off my fucking head!!*
Izuru:I need some cough medicine for Rain-chan.
Mai:You could say please.
Izuru:Er yeah sorry. Ple-Hey! Didn't I cut your head off?*points at Redder*
Redder:No... That was my twin brother. I am Bluer.
Izuru:Oh. Your brother was annoying with all his chanting."Who's the best!?" and stuff like that.
Redder:Yeah.... katizo terusei:
Katizo: WOW! okay Loraname is my wind attributed Zanpakto. her name means tornadoe. her spirit is hyper and happy. in shikai form she is two sea green sythes. bankai form is a sea green tornadoe. (ps. in my story her bankai put Ken-Ken into a coma)
Charisei: my zanpakuto is Shorikiko. her name means day dreamer. she forces anyone her blade touches into the dream world, if in fight they go through unmeantanable torture. in shikai form she turns into a shuriken. her spirit form can be judgemental. and well i haven't acsessed bankai yet.
Karahime: i have a zanpakto but i stil haven't learned its name so i don't have shikai or bankai.
Loraname: MASTER KATIZO! *hugs*
Katizo: LORANAME! *hugs*
Shorikiko: *glares at Ulqui* YOUR. THE. ONE. WHO DID. THIS. TO. MASTER CHARISEI?!?!
Charisei: oh shit! RUN!!
Loraname: *looks at Gaara* *giggles* He's cute Master Katizo!
Katizo: *hugs Gaara* nuh uh Loraname. MINE!
Loraname: Aw! no fair!
Karahime: oh and by the way Char has *counts fingers* three days left! *hold up 3 fingers* we need names! it's gonna be a girl!
Shorikiko: *trying to kill Ulqui* HE'S GONNA DIE FOR THIS!
Charisei: *holding Shorikiko Back* CALM THE FUCK DOWN!
Mai:Those are awesome zanpakuto! Mine doesn't call me master... She just glares at me now. Ever since Byakuya showed up.
Kuraiki:Because you are with pretty boy here, I have to hang out with Senbonzakura!
Mai:He's not that bad.
Kuraiki:*glares*
Ulquiorra:*looks around*I'm not Ulquiorra. I'm the dark and mysterious, Batman!
Mai:Right.
Ulquiorra:Oh my God! Just three days!*faints*
Mai:I got a name. Akako! A passionate name that means "red"!
Jushiro:Hisa Hana or Hisahana. Hisa means "long lasting". Hana means "flower".
Byakuya:Hisahana sounds like Hisana.... I'll be back.*leaves*
Mai:Byakuya, come back.*chases*
Jushiro:Oops. I forgot...
Ulquiorra:How does Areceli or Lilibeth sound?
Grimmjow:Those are more American names! Mikazuki means "new moon". Thats a good name!
Kenpachi:Miharumi. "Clear blue sky" and I dunno where the -mi came from. Its just there.
Katsumi:Nami. It means "wave".
Mai:Crabs live in waves. Your a crab aren't you?
Findor:No es exacta.
Mai:What? Thats not proper-
Findor:No. Es. Exacta.
Mai:If you say that again I'll rip your head off.
Findor:No-es-exacta!RainingSun:
Aw, thank you! Thanks to everyone's efforts I am feeling a little better, but still sick. (Although the sneezing's turned into coughing now, and I have a huge headache, still better. Ish. Anyway..)
Oh hey it's Barragan! Omg, your power is amazing! It's liek unstoppable! WHE~!! Ok, I'm done. So wait, why is it you're like a King and look all special-like and stuff, but instead Stark's the Primera? I really didn't expect that when I was reading. Plus you seemed more powerful than him, so..?
YAY IT'S MAH ZANPAKU-TO! *dun dun dun* *Super amazing music starts playing*
Me: *Pops out from shadows* MUAHAHA! Her name is Hisaidoni, which means 2 sided sun. Shikai is a two-bladed sword (imagine two katanas put pommel to pommel) with yellow wrapping. Um, I haven't achieved Bankai yet and even if I DID I wouldn't tell you what it looked like, just in case... You know... Someone decides to show up, I can go all SUPERNINJA on them and no one will know and everyone will be amazed. IF I've achieved it, that is. Because obviously, I haven't, why would a simple girl like me ever have a Bankai? *looks innocently around*
So, with mah sickness and such, I am being kicked off. Byebye!~ Love yous!
Mai:Hopefully you get better soon. Izuru won't let me take care of you!
Barragan:Because, even though I hate to admit it, he is more powerful than me.
Fraccion:Your majesty! No!
Barragan:Its true... He could kill hollows by just being near them!
Mai:I bet you're hiding it! I haven't got Bankai either than!*giggles*
Jushiro:Do you or don't you?
Mai:*giggles*Neither or both. The choice is yours.
Jushiro:Okay.... segunda etapa:
Damn, I just had a deja vu when Byakuya sugessted the cats name. wierd. Whatever.
About Lily-chans second song, I guess it is " I kissed a girl " by Katie Perry. Not sure though.
Let´s see what guests do we have: an old guy with weight problems ( either too fat or just bones ), a gay balerina who has a thing for incredibly long attack names, a sabertooth, a whale, a crab, a mammoth, and my favorite of barragans fraccions, and of the male arrancars in general, after starrk, Avirama Redder, the eagle. Well, what can I say, I just love birds of prey.
Well, weapons and abilities:
Zanpakuto name: Pandora
sealed form: a pistol and a katana
release command: sou hyakuji ( destroy everything )
abilities: shapeshifting into other weapons
has three different Bankai forms, which add one bonus each to the shikai ability
release commands:
Bankai Lvl 1, do-muzude ( doomsday ) Pandora
Bankai Lvl 2, youso kisaki ( elemental queen ) Pandora
Bankai Lvl 3, muteki toride ( invincible fortress ) Pandora
Bankai aditions:
Lvl 1 : deploys an orbital cero cannon with the destruction capabilities of 100 Yammy released form ceros.
Lvl 2 : grands control over the elements.
Lvl 3 : summons a flying fortress with houndreds of normal cero cannons.
Additional equipment: self created and implanted cybernetic upgrades, teleportation and time travel device, and a new addition, a sword based on nanotechnology, called Hoja de Aguila ( blade of the eagle ), in case Pandora is moody.
Pandora: What was that? I´m moody?
Me: Oh, come on honey, have you forgotten that one time you were too bored to go into released form?
Pandora: No sweethart, but that does not mean I am moody.
( You guessed it, we are married. Pandora was given a normal body that I created, and had her Zanpakuto spirit inserted in there, making her a normal human. Also, we have two kids, Nariku and Fujisaka. ) Whatever, we have to go.
Me: Okay, I´ll come in a minute. Mai, can you bring Cirucci Sanderwicci next time?
And before I forget it:
Narikus Zanpakutos ( she actually has two )
Release commands :
Rise from the abyss, Nightmare
Fall from the sky, Lightbringer
release forms:
Lightbringer: A pure white blade of light
Nightmare: A ppitch black blade of darkness
Abilities: Nightmare captures the spirit of the person whose head it hits and sends it into a world, where the persons worst nightmares become reality, while Lightbringer brings them back.
Redder:See?! I'm the best of his fraccion! Me!
Ggio:Get over yourself!
Charlotte:You don't understand my beauty!
Mai:You can't understand something nonexistent.
Charlotte:Hmph!
Mai:Wow. Your zanpakuto's real advanced! And she's your wife?
Jushiro:What lovely children!
Ggio:The kid tortures people.... very lovely. Souygo no kotowari1012:
*Puts ice pack on Roy's head* Sorry about the shadow claw thing, i was in my sleeping daze... and yes you are the fire king. But i'm better than you! See! *Makes a flame the size of Mars* Beat that!
Haha!! I'm used to Ken-chans laugh!! *Points in Sephiroths face* Did i not tell you it was EVIL!
White Kitty: *Reads jushiro' suggestion* Foo... I'm gonna KEEL YOUZ!! WHERE DA HEYAL DID YA COME WITH DAT NAME?? and doggy, dat don't deserve a comment...
Me: What i say about attacking? *Holds up spray bottle*
White Kitty: What evs... I like emo face's and noodle hair's names. *Reads Grimmjow's line* So Blue haired spazzy anger issue proned cat is ma dad? I'm gonna so enjoy dis,
Me: YOUR NAME IS GRIMMJOW JR STUPID! *Puts collar on Jr.* your nickname is Little T.
Grimm Jr: GET DIS DAMN THANG OFFA ME FOO!! *Starts flailing wildy*
Me: Stupid...
Yay! Contest!! You realy want me to do this? 8Pulls out Kumori Kyoukan very slowly*
he hates to be bothered when not he's needed O_o
Kumori Kyoukan means Shadow assassin, just like his name, he is a shadow type zanpakuto. To describe his spirit, just mush Ken-chan's,Byakuya's and Soi fon's attitude's into one O_o ScArY
In his unreleased state, he looks like Tensa Zangetsu to tell you the truth, except the red parts are blue and the chain is a hell of a lot longer.
Roy and Axel experienced his Favorite move ^.^ Bikou Tsume
Grimmjow Jr: Hand me that damn thang! *Snatches Kumori Kyoukan away from me*
Me: IDIOT ASS CAT!
Grimmjow Jr: Wha-?
*Kumori Kyoukan converts into his Human form*
Kumori Kyoukan: I suggest you run until you can't run anymore, little one. Bikou akuma (Shadow demon)
Hehe *Sweatdrops* I think i should name his attacks, so you could look out for them
*Warning: He is at Bankai Level*
Bikou tsume (Shadow Claw)
Bikou Akuma (Shadow demon)
Shimeru Kusari (Constricting chain)
and last but not least...
Kyyukyoku kingudo anei-mu (Ultimate King's shadow dome)
If it ends up with you in the last attack, count your blessing because there is NO chance of survival so i'm not gonna name anymore attacks since you probably won't see them... (FYI: All these attacks are done in Shikai form)
Kumori Kyoukan: Little bastard got away *Reverts back to sword*
Grimmjow Jr:*Comes out from behind couch* I-i-i-is h-h-he g-gone now?
Me: Yes he's gone, told ya not to piss him off!
Grimmjow Jr: *clinging to my leg* Remind me ta listen to the evil one form now on, Ka-peeche?
Me: Psh, your calling me evil?? Naww...
I have only- wait *Reads who's coming* Does this mean Ggio is coming?? I have a question for you... Did you ever realize that when you go into your Release form, that your head gets REALY small?
and my last question is for roy and Axel, if YOU *Points at Axel* didn't put that marker stain there, and YOU *Points at Ryo* didn't cut my dress... then who did?
Grimmjow Jr: I HAVE A QUESTION FOO!
Me: No one cares,
Grimmjow Jr: Izza keel ya foo, Ma question is fa Emo face here *Pounces next to Ulquiorra* You think ya can take me in a fight? If ya can't beat ma dad here, the that means ya can't beat me. Since i am his *Mumbles* son and all dat confusin crap... WHITE KIT- wait, i can'tz do dat anymo. NOW I NEEDZ A SIGN-OFF THANG!
Me: Then let me handle i-
Grimmjow Jr: I GOTZ ONE NOW!! JUNYA(Play on the word Junior)IZZA OUTTA!
Me: No comment...
Roy:Owww. That attack hurt..
Sephiroth:*inching away from Kenpachi*
Mai:Doggy would be a very unique name for a kitty!
Grimmjow:Boy, you better respect me! I'll spank you if you don't!
Ggio:Or my body gets really big.
Roy:Um um! Freddie Kuger!!
Ulquiorra:I can defeat that pathetic slobby trash of your father and I can defeat you, trash.
Grimmjow:I ain't a slob!
Ulquiorra:How did you ended up with an evil child then?
Grimmjow:You got a bun in the oven too!
Ulquiorra:Thats different.
Mai:Bye Junya and Souygo-chan.
Ggio:Junya?
Mai:I like Junya better than Junior.
Ggio:Probably because you're an illiterate.
Mai:Mostly like.
Findor:Exacta!
Mai:Shuhei!
Shuhei:Yes new provider of the shelter over my head?
Mai:It's that one dude..
Shuhei:You're the really irritating fuck!
Findor:Lieutenant, say miraffe 5 time quickly.
Shuhei:Miraffe, miraffe, miraffe, miraffe, miraffe.
Findor:Which animal has a long nose?
Shuhei:A giraffe?
Findor:No es exacta! An elephant!
Mai:You fell for it again Shuhei! First on t.v. and now on the Q&A!*is referring to previews to next episode on episode 218*
Shuhei:Oh I am soooo gonna kill you now!*attacks*
Poww:Why are you bringing the Shinigami that defeated us?
Mai:It's funny whale! LilyGirl101:
*spins around in a sailor fuku* What do you think of my new outfit? Uryu-chan made it for me! He said I looked cute! Do I look cute? *spins around again*
And Kat-chan (not Katsumi) I love yaoi! Yuri too! I'm a bit naughty like that! ;-p
Zaki-chan, you haven't shown up to work in a couple of days, and work is piling up! And someone is trying to anonymously sabotage my work uniform! *pouts* Help me, Zaki-chan, and come back to work!
Oh yes, Mai-chan, Sesshy is from Inuyasha! It's OK if you don't want to bring him on, I would just appreciate it if you did... *puppy dog eyes and pulls out a picture* Look at him, Mai-chan! See, that's him! He's so sexy, with his golden eyes and his fluffy tail and his white hair...*stares off dreamily*
Dares this time: Ul-chan, act like Zaki-chan. Zaki-chan, act like Bya-nii-chan. Bya-nii-chan, act like -chan, climb to the top of the Eiffel Tower and scream out one of your deepest secrets. Jow-chan, you're my pet for a day. My own cat ran away and I'm lonely. Shiro-chan, I dare you to randomly give candy to a group of grade-school girls in front of their parents and see what happens. *steps back*
Another contest! Who can guess my first anime crush! Here's two hints: The first anime I watched (where I first saw him) was Rurouni Kenshin! Hint two: he's a samurai! *grins* Whoever guesses correctly gets to pick their own prize!
Oh, no one guessed the second song! Mai-chan described it pretty well, though! *pout* I was a bit surprised...the hint I gave you? Those were lyrics from the song! All you had to do was look them up on Google, and find the song, and...And it's my theme song, too! Oh, well, I guess I have to tell you then! The song is...*drumroll*..."Sexy Naughty Bitchy Me", by Tara Young! YEAH!! That's my theme song, 'cause it describes me so perfectly! *puts on song and starts dancing*
*stops dancing* You want me to describe my zanpakto? O.o Well...just knowing what she does ain't gonna save you in battle!
OK, as you know, my Barahime no Kamen (Rose Princess of Masks) is twin swords. One of the blades is white with a black stripe down the middle, and the other is black with a white stripe down the middle. To activate her, I say "Shroud your enemies in a hall of mirrors, Thrive in the darkness of battle, Barahime no Kamen!". What she does is reflect any and all attacks you direct at me back at you. If you perform the same trick multiple times on me, she memorizes it, and can use it without you having to attack first. Just by fighting me, you effectively kill yourself! My bankai...well, it envelopes me and my enemnies in an enormous gold, black and silver rose, and you can smell the scent for miles. Even if you're not inside the rose, the scent has a slightly maddening effect. But if you're inside the rose...Barahime takes you to a rose garden and shows you every aspect of your personality, good and bad, which will destroy your mind. If you're unlucky enough to survive that, you still have to fight your way out of the garden, facing the living vines and roses and thorns that inhabit her. And if you're unlucky enough to survive that, you effectively spend the rest of your life as a vegetable. When I activate my bankai, Barahime becomes a whip made of rose stems, with black thorns and rose buds. As an added bonus, every time I use my bankai, Barahime drops a seed. If anyone swallows it, she begins to grow inside them, allowing me temporary control of their bodies, until the growth kills them.
Sorry, that was probably a bit too detailed...hehe... *embarrassed* kinda got carried away...anyway, that's what Barahime no Kamen does! Sorry I got so detailed...
Anyway, Shiro-chan! I made you a key lime pie! *grins nervously* It's way to...break the news to you...*takes a deep breath* SHIROCHANYOUREFINALLYGONNABEADAD! Sorry, that was both loud and unintelligible...let me try that again. *takes another deep breath* Shiro-chan, you gonna be a daddy! *grins nervously again* I'm finally pregnant!
Signed with love and more love,
A Very Excited and Stunned Lily-chan
Jushiro:It's super cute!
Mai:I think Kenny's a little busy....
Kenpachi:Fine. I'll 'work'.
Mai:Okay, but I've never seen Inyuasha before except for a few episodes, but I did see Sesshomaru once.
Jushiro:We'll have him.
Mai:But-
Jushiro:He will be our guest.
Mai:Alright. I have no idea how we are going to pull this one off. He'll probably act a little OOC.
Ulquiorra:ARGGG! I'm a pirate!*grabs J.J. and puts him on his shoulder*This is my midget!
Kenpachi:I don't act like that! I mean, you filthy child.*flips hair and puts on his Byakuya voice and face*Can't you see I'm better than you with my long, shiny hair and fancy clothes?
Mai:Whoa. Kenny, you actually sound like Byaku-boo! Your dare's easy! Ulquiorra's just more of an emo, Byakun!
Byakuya:Are you one?
Mai:I don't cut my wrists Byakuya.*goes to do dare*My secret is..... I cheated on Byakuya!
Byakuya:WHAT?!!
Mai:It was an accident!
Byakuya:What. Happened.
Mai:Well, I didn't mean to. It just kinda sorta happened.
Byakuya:Was it with this fucking trash?*grabs Jushiro by collar*
Mai:No.
Byakuya:Who?
Mai:No one that you know! Anyway it was just an accidental kiss!
Byakuya:With who!?
Mai:No one you know!
Byakuya:WHO?!
Mai:.... Itachi.
Byakuya:You mean that guy that was hanging around while we were at Hawaii?
Mai:...Yeah.
Byakuya:We are talking about this later.
Mai:It was an accident!
Byakuya:I'm not talking about this now.
Grimmjow:Okay. I'm your pet.*curls up by LilyGirl's feet*Puurrr!
Jushiro:The lady beat me up with her purse and called the police!
Mai:Is the guy Saito, Shinomari, or Himura?
Jushiro:You are just reading a list of the male characters! Cheater!
Mai:Shhh!
Jushiro:Cheater!*is distracted by LilyGirl's dancing*Come here and give me a private dance.*points to the bedroom*
Mai:You're perverted! Your zanpakuto sounds pretty! But I don't think I would like to see it soon...
Jushiro:Yummy pie!*about to eat. drops fork*Wha?
Mai:You're gonna be a daddy!
Jushiro:Oh my God... I never thought it would happen!!*cries*I am so happy!
Mai:Wow. Another girl pregnant that isn't me.
Grimmjow:Are you sure you're not? I mean you're no saint Mai.
Mai:I'm not careless! We use protection!
Barragan:This generation is despicable. Babies are popping out everywhere.
Kenpachi:You're despicable.*hair flips*You disgust me.
Byakuya:I don't flip my hair that many times trash.
Kenpachi:I like flipping my hair because I'm Byakuya Kuchiki!*flips hair*
Byakuya:Whatever, trash.
Ulquiorra:I don't say trash that many times! Fight me!
Byakuya:Trash! Trash!
Mai:Byakuya...
Byakuya:*frowns*
Mai:We are talking right now! I didn't mean to! Anyway, I thought he was you. It was really dark and your ass look the same way so I smacked it and then he kissed me!
Byakuya:*smirks*I know. I knew it the whole time. I just waited for you to tell me.
Mai:You jerk! Causing me stress for no reason!
Jushiro:I'm going to be a dad.
Mai:So are all the other men on this freaking Q&A. Grimmjow, Ulquiorra, Gaara, who we haven't seen in awhile, and you.
Byakuya:I am the only one that has screwed up.
Mai:Don't jinx it. Anyway, they could have wanted children.
Byakuya:Yes.
Jushiro:I wonder it'll be a boy or a girl. What if it's twins like Gaara?
Mai:I dunno. We've had to come up with a lot of names! HurricaneDiablo:
IM BAK srry i didn't review i was down in hell prepping up dante's training session so he can get more powerful
Dante:yeah i'm so strong now i could take on everyone in the soul soceity without using shikai or bankai or my sword in general
HDiablo:don't get carried away
Dante:like you don't?
HDiablo:Anyway i'll describe Dante's abilities...Ahem,Dante's zanpaktou is Kuragia Akuma(Dark Scythe Demon)from the name i'm sure you can guess his zanpaktou turns into a scythe...
Dante:Cuz my uncle is the Grim Reaper!
HDiablo:*Rolls eyes*anyway his Shikai allows him to cut through anything in excistence(Even nobodies)and has the ability to control people's minds or put certain thoughts or memories into their minds
Dante:Awesome right?
HDiablo:i'm not done explaining all ur powers yet so SHUTUP Anyway,His bankai is Kura Aidagai Akuma(Dark Demention Sycthe Demon)which now he gains Bat like wings,a demonic tail and the power to rip open mini dementions(like that bount mayuri fought)and hide/sneak attack people but unlike the bounts doing this cuts off all connections to his spirtual energy as in you can't sense him at all Now to his more Hell like powers
He has his Demon form(which looks alot like Vincent's Galian demon form cept wit longer hair and purple eyes)and his Angel form(gives him a holy looking form with 2 white whings and a long white horn coming out his head) but along with his Angel form he uses his other Zanpaktou(YES he has 2)which is Akarui Shirotora(forgot name)but is called out by "Shine Bright Through the Darkness" and before i forget Kuragia Akuma is called with "Reap The Soul" now Akarui Shirotora's shikai abiltiy is Akin to Kira's Wabisuke but the only diffrence is anything that gets slashed/clashed or stabbed wit Akarui Shirotora begins to move slower or get heavier making Dante seem much more faster and Dante's zanpaktou can also make a bright light beam that while charging Enemies are blind until it is done charging and since the beam is fast they usally die when it's used now Akarui Shirotora's bankai is...i can't remember but it does produce a Very terrifying Aura of a Tiger(Akarui Shirotora's zanpaktou spirit)Roaring at them from behind Dante and also allows him to move at Super high making him move so fast he could sonido/shunpo all the way from Las noches to the back of the Menos Forest in 1 sonido/Shunpo and finally he has a Hierro and all Espada level powers and strength and can send any1 or thing to hell to be tortured for all eternity which is impossible to escape and has the power of a DemiGod allowing him to Defy all laws of Pyhsics and gravity and can do things such as destroy Anything he wants to and also has access to Hell's Army and the DemiGod and Angel Army making him a UnGodly opponent(in other words defeating him is like trying to defeat Sephiroth in KH2 on proud mode with at level 1 with the crappiest keyblade ever and with no grothwth abilties,magic and potions)
Dante:Now that you're done explaining my AWESOMENESS!
HDiablo:i could tell them your weaknesses -_-
Dante:what weaknesses?
HDiablo: oh ya u got nun xD
Dante:1 more thing...I CAN/WILL AND SHALL BREAK LAW OF ANIME #45 Look it up!
Mai:Okay! Thats pretty descriptive.
Kenpachi:That law is unbreakable! I've tried!
Mai:Haven't you ever watched Dragon Ball Z?
Jushiro:I'm nervous! We haven't even been married yet!
Mai:Me and Byakuya are getting married in a chapter or two.
Jushiro:Not next time?
Mai:Nah. That's too soon. I think I should describe my zanpakuto. In her unreleased form Kuraiki actually looks like Ichi's but with purple instead. In her released form, she is two long, black kunai with purple inscriptions connected by an ever extending, black chain. My zanpakuto's abilities are teleportation, time manipulation, control over darkness and illusions, and fire. Her element is fire and darkness. Her attacks are Murasaki Shi(purple death), Hi Bouyaku(fire oblivion), and Osoi Shi(slow death). With time manipulation and illusions, I can basically torture people for a very long time. Kuraiki is also a meanie evil demon vampire!
Kuraiki:Be quiet child.
Mai:Legally I am an adult.
Kuraiki:It should be illegal for you.
Mai:Why aren't you respectful to me like the other zanpakuto?
Kuraiki:To earn my respect, you have to be able to spell at the level of a kindergartner.
Mai:Damn! She's so mean Byaku-boo!
Byakuya:*shaking zanpakuto*What's wrong Senbonzakura?
Senbonzakura:That lady is a ball-busting, bitchy, evil, cruel harpie!
Kuraiki:Come here you miserable fuck!
Senbonzakura:*runs to his sword*
Jushiro:Okay. Next time we will have Sesshomaru, Zommari Leroux and Aaroniero Arruruerie.
Mai:Those are weird names.
Jushiro:They sure are.
