Jushiro:Welcome back everyone.

Mai:This is my house so of course I would return!

Jushiro:Nice to know Mai-chan!

Ulquiorra:Very nice. Animefan0410:

Woo! You guess right on the other two..And yeah, I'm not claiming Ktsumi, I'm giving her over to you. And Aaroniero..I don't like you because you killed Kaien. He was pretty awesome..And by the way, your release form is ugly and creepy as hell, you just make me think of some weird ass tentacle monster. So stay away from all girl Japanese high schools! (..Couldn't resist the joke XD)

The only reason why I did that to you Ulquiorra is because, I just don't think you're all that great. And I don't get why you have fan girls. You're ugly, pale as hell, and depressing as can be. And I have a question for Zomari..Where does your name come from? It definitely doesns't sound Japanese..At least I think

Mai:Hooray!

Katsumi:So you've abandoned me.

Kenpachi:That means you're up for grabs and I'm takin' you.

Katsumi:Ugh. Don't try that lovey dovey romance shit on me.

Kenpachi:*chuckles*

Aaroniero:Kaien died because he couldn't beat me. I beat him and devoured his soul fair and square.

Mai:It wasn't all that fair.

Aaroniero:It isn't creepy, ugly, and tentaclish!

Mai:Thats what she said!

Grimmjow:Seriously Mai? Not even me.

Mai:Ever since you claimed Grimmjow Jr. you've changed!

Ulquiorra:I don't know why I have fangirls, but they are annoying.

Mai:I think you have fangirls because they always compare to Grimmjow.*points at Grimmjow chasing his tail in Resurreccion*Come on. He would be the deep, poetic guy and Grimmjow would be the....

Soi Fon:Jock?

Mai:Yeah, the star of some team.

Grimmjow:I almost caught the fucker this time!

Mai:Please tell me you didn't release to try and catch your tail.

Grimmjow:No! There always a swishy lil' bastard stalking me when I fight or release. SO I decided to catch him! I almost got him this time!

Mai:*face slaps*

Zommari:My name is-

Mai:I think it's French because of your last name, Leroux. It could be that you are from the South, Louisiana or New Orleans or something like that, where African Americans are of French descent. katizo terusei:

Charisei: *jaw drops* oh. my. god.
Katizo: *eyes widen*
Karahime: great job Grimmy! look what you did! wait...
Kat&Char: NEW MOON! GRIMMJOW WINS! MIKAZUKI!
Karahime: ugh! why am i surrounded by Twilight saga fans?
Katizo: cause you loves us.
Charisei: *giggles* oh hey batman!
Katizo: your safe they went back into their 'homes'
Charisei: Wait where's Gaara?
Katizo: *starts crying* D-Did he...Grimmy Jr...oh no!
Karahime: it's okay. GRIMMJOW CONTROL YOUR CHILDREN!
Katizo: *giggles* LORD SESSHOMARU! (Kat likes Inuyasha. weird right. Char too.) *glomps* *smiles* *braids hair*
Karahime: y-you HAD to bring them!! *points at other 2 guests* they are GAH! MOMMA!
Charisei & Hime's mom: What? Oh gosh not them! Hime's had nightmares because of you two!
Charisei: uh hehe hi mom!
C&H mom: WHERE IS HE!!
Charisei: apparently he's batman now.
C&H mom: *goes to kill real batman*
Katizo: Char. your mom is one scary bitch.
Charisei: mhhmm

Grimmjow:Oh yeah. Like the Twilight movies! I fucking hate those movies.

Mai:I didn't like number one. In fact I walked out of the theater right in the middle of the first one and don't even want to see the second.

Ulquiorra:Are you my catwoman Charisei?

Kuraiki:Well, you guys should lay off the role playing. She still hasn't pushed out the first kid.

Mai:Will you go home!?

Kuraiki:*spits on floor*Disgusting.

Mai:Loves ya, Kuraiki!

Kuraiki:I would wish for you to burn in hell, but that would mean me having to accompany you.

Gaara:I'm here Katizo! I was on a break.

Grimmjow:Good because if it was my son Mai would have had to called social services on my ass.

Byakuya:Your mother compare to Mai's mother! That why she's not pregnant because if she told me if I knocked up her daughter, she smack poor!

Mai:That is quite a feat.

Byakuya:She's tried to, but I did what you asked and ran.

Mai:Good boy!*pats head*

Byakuya:*nods*lunar princess21:

...cat in the hat jr...dear God in heaven... he mated, there's comes another scar in my mind...i'll get over it...eventually =_=. Wow cool, a contest lets see...my weapon is a zanpaktou: it's a katana and has a baby blue coloured handle and a black sheath, i carry it around on my back because i don't like it on my side...it hurts.
Her name is Miko, she's looks about 19-21 years old, sounds like a woman huh? yea she is but when she dosen't have her way she throws a fit like a little child espicially when you tell her that nothin in her little fantasy world will come tru. Her shikai is a naginata with a light brown handle, a red ribbon on the middle and a white one on the end, also I wanted to learn Bankai BUT she dosen't want to teach me it because she thinks i'm still a kid *she should do a review of herself and then talk back to me* and Katsumi san, hope you'll be happy with Ken chan and live happy, later nyoron.

Mai:Your zanpakuto is the complete opposite of mine. Kuraiki puts me down and ruins my little fantasy world.

Kuraiki:Its because you have so many dreams that are never going to come true.

Mai:You said that I would never marry Byakuya when I was an academy student and look at me now!*sticks out tongue*

Kenpachi:She should be happy.

Katsumi:Happy enough. How about I show you some happiness?*drags him*

Mai:Not to my room you nasties!

Byakuya:I haven't even stepped foot in your room.

Mai's mom:Sabes que.(you know what)You can go in there, but it will be alone cuz no way in hell you are getting my little girl pregnant! Not like the others! I'll slap you... I don't know! It'll be terrible! RainingSun:

Hi! I'm back! *waves energetically* I'm not sick anymore!
Izuru: Wait! Don't jinx it!! Knock on wood.
Me: *knocks on wood* Phew. Thank you Mai-chan for trying to help! (Even though someone *eyes move to Izuru* wouldn't let you, it was nice you tried :])

Yeah! They are weird names!!

OMG!~ SESSHOMARU!! You were my first anime crush, btw! Omg, I got a guinea pig in like grade 5 or something, and named him Lord Sesshomaru! ...But then he died. On his birthday. *cries* Lord Sesshomaru!! I miss you! *wipes tears and regains composure* I'm okay now! Lol. Umm, why do you wear that giant furry caterpillar on your shoulder? (My friend and I call it a giant furry caterpillar, inside joke) WOAH! Random flashback moment from Inuyasha movie! *Flashbacks of Rin and Jakken "Lord Sesshomaru! Lord Sesshomaru! Lord Sesshomaru!"* *"I, Sesshomaru, have no one to protect"* *dun dun dun* Lol, random eh? I know I'm weird. I think it was from Movie #3 or something. I saw it a few years ago. So why the hell am I remembering it now?! Anyway...

Aaroniero Arrurerie, which one of you is Aaroniero and which one is Arrurerie? And, HOW DARE YOU TORTURE RUKIA LIKE THAT BY PRETENDING TO BE KAIEN?! SHAME ON YOU!

Zommari, uhh... Actually I can't think of a question for you right now.

Well, that's all. Byeebye!~

Mai:I'm happy your not sick no more! Izuru, you should have let me help more!

Sesshomaru:Thank you for trying to honor me by naming a pet.

Mai:Is that how he would respond?

Jushiro:I don't know!

Mai:Very random thought, but we all have them!

Aaroniero:Both of us are Aaroniero Arrurerie.

Mai:*shakes head wildly*No!

Aaroniero:It was survival.

Mai:You didn't survive.

Aaroniero:I think I know that. HurricaneDiablo:

Who wants to fight me and get fucked up!?!?
HDiablo:*sigh*just because you're very strong doesn't mean you should brag...
Dante:Oh come on it's listed in law that i have bragging rights over EVERYTHING cept you and my little bro -_-
HDiablo:anyway does anyone want to fight Dante?he is being a pain in da ass so i suggest you pick someone strong who can kill him because he is immune to light,darkness and elemental attacks or Mind crap like Aizen and Zomarri you're so gay with ur head rolling sht and ArraoNirreo(srry i cant spell)what are you mentally toturing rukia with Kaien's face?

Jushiro:I don't!

Mai:I do!

Jushiro:He'll mop the floor with you, Mai! Immunity to darkness and fire, remember!

Mai:I got time on my side.

Zommari:I am not gay.

Mai:You tried to force your love on my Byakuya! Too bad he was too busy taking mine!*kisses him all over*

Byakuya:*blushes*

Zommari:-

Mai:MINE!

Aaroniero:I was just trying to win.

Mai:You did it for fun.

Jushiro:Lying bastard.*chokes him*How dare you not only take the life of my lieutenant, but you insult his name by using it!? Then you torture another of my subordinates!

Mai:Who is also Byakuya's sister.*nudges Byakuya awaken*

Byakuya:Oh yeah. You fuck face.

Mai:Very emotionally. I'ma go fight.*goes to fight Dante*

Byakuya:Since Jushiro is busy choking the walking fish tanked freak, I will close off the chapter. Next time expect Cirucci Sanderwicci and Gantenbainne Mosqueda. We are very sorry Cirucci did not make her appearance in this chapter. There is an explanation for that, but...

Jushiro:*punching Aaroniero*You. Are. A. Lazy. Ass Byakuya.

Byakuya:You have anger issues.

Jushiro:She's your sister and you're not protecting her!

Byakuya:It's already been handled so...

Jushiro:La-z-y ass.