Mai:Hello everyone. This is an announcement we are making. There will be no updates for a bit. We are on a forced vacation.

Grimmjow:WHY?!

Mai:The dumb authoress is going through some stuff and there's also those tests. She said that this would be a distraction.

Grimmjow:Oh, I see. Well, sorry everyone, we are off. She will update as soon as she can.

Mai:Yup.

Ulquiorra:Wooo!*is streaking*

Mai:Get your pants on!!!

Ulquiorra:*comes back in fully clothed*Why haven't we updated?

Mai:Because Jushiro is under the weather.

Ulquiorra:Really? With what?

Mai:With bad-sicky-coughy-real-bad ummmm -itis!

Ulquiorra:Is that so you lying piece of trash?

Mai:I'm not lying!

Jushiro:*comes shaking and covered up*She's not. Cough. Happy cinco de Mayo everyone.

Mai:I don't celebrate that!

Grimmjow:But your Mexican!

Mai:Yeah, so. Anyway! We are only supposed to say we aren't going to update for awhile and we've done that! Bye everyone.