Mai:Hello everyone. This is an announcement we are making. There will be no updates for a bit. We are on a forced vacation.
Grimmjow:WHY?!
Mai:The dumb authoress is going through some stuff and there's also those tests. She said that this would be a distraction.
Grimmjow:Oh, I see. Well, sorry everyone, we are off. She will update as soon as she can.
Mai:Yup.
Ulquiorra:Wooo!*is streaking*
Mai:Get your pants on!!!
Ulquiorra:*comes back in fully clothed*Why haven't we updated?
Mai:Because Jushiro is under the weather.
Ulquiorra:Really? With what?
Mai:With bad-sicky-coughy-real-bad ummmm -itis!
Ulquiorra:Is that so you lying piece of trash?
Mai:I'm not lying!
Jushiro:*comes shaking and covered up*She's not. Cough. Happy cinco de Mayo everyone.
Mai:I don't celebrate that!
Grimmjow:But your Mexican!
Mai:Yeah, so. Anyway! We are only supposed to say we aren't going to update for awhile and we've done that! Bye everyone.
