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Disclaimer: If I owned fucking Twilight don't you think I would be somewhere else. And if You're that dense then here... I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT.


"FUCK ME SIDE WAYS," I shouted as hurriedly looked for my car keys. Fuck I'm twenty minutes late. "A HA!" I shouted, "There you are!" I finally found my keys in my kitchen sink. Don't ask how they got there cause I have no fucking idea. I dashed out my door, slaming it in the process, and ran out to my garage door. I unlocked my Koenigsegg CCX R. I'm not just a text book nerd I happen to be a car nerd also. You kinda have to be with an adoptive little brother like Jake. This baby has a twin supercharged 4.7 liter V8 and no traction control. It gives me a rush that I'm not completely safe. And the best thing about it, its acceleration is 0-61 in 3.1 seconds. I love this car. I made it to work in about 30 minutes later thanks to traffic. DAMMIT. I ran up the stairs knowing it would take to long to wait for the elevator. I ran into the meeting room, disheveled and all, and completely embarassed myself. FUCK ME! Multipul faces were staring at me. Edward had a smirk on his face, Alice had an angered expression, Jane had an apologetic expression, and Aro had an amused expression and silently chuckled.

"Bella, my dear, why are you late," He cocked his head to the side.

"I'm sorry Mr. Volturi," I said. "SHIT!" I yelled as my phone rang.

"Do you need to take that Bella dear?" He asked still smiling. I shook my head. " IThink you do," he then motions for me to go outside. JUST FUCKIN PERFECT.


So now here I sit in the fucking hall way. Wanna know who called me? My fucking ex-boyfriend Sam Uley. That little prick and yes he has a little prick.

"Here I got you some coffee," said a voice from beside me. Without looking I grabbed the coffee and muttered a thanks. The unknown person slid down beside me and leaned against the cold wall. I turned to see who it was and it was Alice. FUCK I just can't catch a break can I?

"I bet you're just loving this aren't you." I said morbidly.

"Would be... but Jane told me something last night," Fuck here it comes with I'm gay shit. "You're jealous of me?" Wait what the fuck. Oh yeah, I'm supposed to be crushing on Jane.

"Uh... Yeah I am," I said glumly making sure to turn my head to the side to make it seem like I can't look her in the eye.

"Oh," Oh? That's all you got to say now bitch? I'm the shit it's a official.


"Bella this is your second time being late. What's going on," Aro said.

"I'm sorry I really am. I just didn't wake up to my alarm clock and I couldn't find my keys." I said with defeated. "You know what I don't think I'm cut out for this job Mr. Volturi."

"And why do you say that," He said.

"Because I believe in fate and I've been late and other stuff that's been going on."

"Does this have to do with anything with you liking my daughter and you being gay?" Holy shit! Did she tell everyone?

"It kinda is Sir." I said. Hell I lied to everyone else why not him too.


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