Jushiro:Hello everyone!
Mai:Heya!
Jushiro:Don't sing that song, Mai.
Mai:I was saying hello, Shiro. Chad got any comments.
Chad:...
Mai:Of course you don't! You don't like to talk much, I've noticed.
Chad:LilyGirl101:
*is dancing to "Let's Dance" and "Can't Be Tamed" by Miley Cyrus* Hey, you're back! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!* starts to jump then falls down* Whoops...forgot...pregnant...
Whoa...Bya-nii-chan actually LIKES Alvin and the Chipmunks? Weird... *pets Grimmjow* Ah, Soi Fon, don't do that! It's my fault for making him do the dare. If you dare to, you can take your anger out on me ^_^ Come at me...I dare ya. Sorry 'bout that Ul-chan...couldn't resist...:-O THAT'S what Ul-chan's diary is like? Whoa...sounds like my little brother's...
Aw, thanks for those names, everybody! Those are all wonderful! I'll announce next chapter (whenever that is) which ones I have decided to keep! ^_^ They're all wonderful!
Oh my god that comercial was hilarious! *rofl* I think I will make reservations...:-p OH MY GOD I LOVE RIOT! I LOVE THREE DAYS GRACE! SO DAMN MUCH! *dances awkwardly* OK, gotta sit down now...Hey, I have a character in one of my stories named Kinky! It's her nickname too, though. She is a kinky one, though...teehee.
You know, I go to Zaki-chan's anger management classes (don't you dare ask or so help me I will unleash my zanpakuto on your ass). He is actually very effective! ^_^ The motto of the group is: "If violence isn't solving your problems, you aren't using enough of it". :-D How genius is that!
Signed with love and licorice,
Lily-chan
P.S.-Update faster this time!
Jushiro:Be careful darling!
Byakuya:Yes, little sister, I do.
Soi Fon:I can't hurt a pregnant woman!
Jushiro:You wouldn't dare.
Ulquiorra:That was my diary when my first few weeks here.
Mai:Your welcome for the songs. I recommend you book us for people you don't like.
Grimmjow:I don't see why! I'm a badass clown!
Ulquiorra:Too bad for a child's party.
Mai:I like Three Day's Grace too. Actually you reviewers got me into it! My favorite is Pain. Uh-oh. My Kinkie and your Kinky are gonna have to fight for the name now!
Kinkie:Damn right! Meet me at the park!
Grimmjow:I can see why they call you Kinkie.
Soi Fon:Now you are checking out other girls!
Grimmjow:I think we're through now, Soi Fon. It's over.
Soi FOn:*kicks Grimmjow's ass*Now it's over, mother fucker.*leaves*
Mai:Damn! You got knocked the fuck out!
Jushiro:It is true. Lily-chan, our wedding is next chapter okay?
Mai:It better be because we already preparing everything! That motto makes perfect sense!
Grimmjow:Can't fight that logic. Cuz if you try, we'll kick your ass.
Mai:Yup! Sorry for the wait everyone, but the author's life got even busier. Shocking she even has one!*is hit by lightening*
Jushiro:katizo terusei:
Katizo: YAY! *hugs everyone*
Charisei: *sighs* Kat had a heart attack when she saw that you updated
Katizo: Nuh-uh! If I did then I would be dead! *hugs Chad*
Karahime: *holds her head* I'm surrounded by bakas
Char & Kat: *glare at Hime*
Kokaro: *sitting on floor with Kaminari and another baby* *giggles*
Katizo: Where did that one come from? *points at other baby*
Charisei: er...I think it's Szayel's and Nnoitra's
Katizo: But how-
Karahime: Szayel is a girl
Katizo: oh! what about the baby on the couch?
Charisei: That's mine and Ulqui's, Baby Suriko. *holds her*
Suriko: *sleeping*
Katizo: aww! oh Chad, why is your powers like a hollows?
Charisei: yeah that's what it said on wikipedia
Karahime: If you got them from strawberry then shouldn't they be based on something other than a hollow? like a shinigami!
Katizo: *sighs* It is all very confusing
Zombie Nnoitra: where is my baby?
Katizo: *screams and hits him in head with a frying pan*
Cat in the hat jr. jr.: Hello!
Charisei: *takes frying pan from Kat* *hits Cat in the hat jr. jr.*
Karahime: ...today is weird
Chad:Hi.
Ulquiorra:Hello my little child.*picks up Suriko and smiles*
Mai:Tender and love moment.*takes picture*
Grimmjow:I am the only one creeped out by the fact Nnoitra and Syzeal had a baby. I know for sure he is a guy.
Mai:I do too. Unfortunately...
Grimmjow:How do you know?
Mai:Its a story too tragic to tell.
Chad:Hmmmmm. It might have to do with Ichigo's power.
Mai:Duh! Maybe you got the hollow side of his powers because your arm does look like Ichi's left arm in hollow form. Doesn't it?
Chad:That would make sense.
Jushiro:Everyday is special in it's own way! seconda etapa:
Seconda: YO!
Pandora: HI!
Seconda: Well, good thing Pandora has overcome her jealousy.
Pandora: I was never jealous.
Seconda: Whatever.
Mayuri: Souygo no kotowari1012: Who from my division chased you? I have made clear that I´m the only one who can chase test subjects.
Szayel: Karahime: ( with brown hair and black clothes ) WHO ARE YOU CALLING A WOMAN!
Seconda: Calm down. Well Mai, glad you guys updated. Till next time. And pay my Q+A a visit if you like. BYE! * everyone leaves *
Mai:Yeah. You shouldn't be because it was all a mistake!
Grimmjow:You aren't getting my son either!
Mai:Szayel, just because you change your clothes and dye your hair... You look like Kifune Makoto!
All:Who?
Mai:That guy that was 3rd seat of Izuru's squad for a very short time. I think his squad is cursed.
Izuru:*comes sulking in*Probably...
Mai:I'm glad I got out of there as soon as possible.
Jushiro:We will pay you a visit! Heir of Schiffer:
Chad-san! You are awesome, too bad you couldn't take on Nnoitra, but Kenny was so badass in that fight!
So, we are done with the Cat-in-the-Hat, now his son... yeah, I think I already killed that one too. That could have been the thing I sliced up that jumped me. I think we are safe now.
That was one of the funnest fights I've ever had, Kenny! We should have fights like that more often! Thanks for the Zanpakutou abilities, they are amazing!
Grimmjow, you piece of trash, don't argue the point! You are dumber than hell, don't deny it!
Chad:He was too strong I guess.
Mai:All the nuisances are gone!
Jushiro:You wouldn't be so happy if you saw that poor thing's last breathe! He reached to me and said,"Save me."*cries*
Kenpachi:That fight was pretty badass! Whenever I need a good fight, you are my first choice.
Grimmjow:I ain't that dumb.
Ulquiorra:Speaking of dumb, you two need to take your end of the year exams.*passes out tests*It is multiple choice and no, Mai, bubbling in A, B, and C will not give you the correct answer.
Mai:Damn!
Ulquiorra:*collects tests*Mai, you passed with a C. Grimmjow passed with a C-.
Grimmjow&Mai:*high five each other*
Grimmjow:See! I'm not dumb anymore!
Mai:It was only spelling.*her cell rings*Hello. Ichigo, don't talk so fast. I can't understand you. What? Just come over and tell me.
Ichigo:*comes bursting through the door*ME AND RUKIA ARE TOGETHER AGAIN!
Byakuya:NO! NO! Nononono! Why!
Ichigo:Because we belong together...
Byakuya:Don't talk to me! I hate you!*Runs out crying*
Ichigo:Is he going to be okay?
Mai:No, but he'll learn to tolerate you in like thirty years.
Byakuya:Mai! I hate Ichigo Kurosaki with complete entire being!
Mai:He is still here.
Byakuya:I don't care! Make him go away!
Jushiro:Now now. There is no need to kick anybody out of other people's homes.
Mai:Byakuya, this is your fault.
Rukia:It's nobody's fault! We love each other.
Byakuya:Rukia! How could you say that? Did he put clothes on your back? Or a roof over your head?
Rukia:Actually yes...
Mai:Where have you been Byakuya?
Byakuya:This is a nightmare! I know it is! It has to be!
Mai:Byakun. Just go to sleep.*knocks him out*
Jushiro:Was that really necessary?
Mai:Completely. RainingSun:
WHEEE~! Everyone's baack!~ ^w^
So as for dares, I dare everyone to act out the Teletubbies theme song! Cast is Chad as Tinky Winky, Byakuya as Dispy, Jushiro as Laa Laa, and Mai as Po! Everyone else is background singers! Muwahaha D
OMG!~ Can you bring Gin Ichimaru on for a chapter? Pweeeaaaseee? Yay for Smiley-chan!
Izuru: *_* I-I-Ichimaru-taichouuu?
Me: *Can't tell if he's scared or super excited* Ummm.. *pats head*
Errrr, yeaaah. That is it~ :3 Bai bai! *waves Gin-style*
Ulquiorra:*narrator person*Over the hills and far away,
Teletubbies come to play ...
Time for teletubbies,
time for teletubbies,
time for teletubbies...
Chad:Tinkywinky. "Tinkywinky!"
Byakuya:Dipsy. "Dipsy!"
Jushiro:Laalaa. "Laalaa!"
Mai:Po. "Po!"
Teletubbies. "Teletubbies!"
Say, Heeeeee-lo! "Eh-oh!"
Tinkywinky. Dipsy. Laalaa. Po.
Teletubbies. "Teletubbies!"
Say Heeeeeee ... "Uh-oh!"
"Where have the teletubbies gone?
Where have the teletubbies gone?"
Mai:Haha! I have always wanted to do that! Creep smile guy will be back next chapter. Who's next, Dipsy?
Byakuya:*rolls eyes*Animefan0410:
..No thanks Cirucci..2. I'm not into that kind of thing, and 2. You seem like a prostitute in lolita clothing. Hurray, Chad's back again!..Out of curiosity, is there a person you have a crush on?...Possibly black hair, a bit of a tomboy and does martial arts? lol
Mai:Well... All that is true!
Jushiro:She does seem like a hooker...
Chad:Hi. I don't really have a crush on Tatsuki.
Mai:That who he was talking about?
Jushiro:Yes, Mai-chan! Try to keep up.
Mai:Chad! I got an idea! Take her to the wedding as a date!
Chad:I guess I could do that...
Mai:See nobody will be alone now!
Jushiro:Grimmjow just broke up with Soi Fon though.
Grimmjow:But I got another girl's number.
Mai:Ladies watch out! Grimmjow's back!
Grimmjow:Hell yeah!
Kenpachi:How are you gonna get any as-I mean girls if you never got any before without help?
Grimmjow:I got confidence now!
Jushiro:Goodbye readers and reviewers. Next time is mine and Lily-chan's wedding with the guests being Gin and Izuru. Send your questions out to anybody even if they aren't mentioned as guests, like Shunsui or Retsu or-
Kenpachi:Unohana's coming?
Jushiro:Yes.
Kenpachi:Katsumi! Remember to dress extra sexy!
Katsumi:Oh. I will.
Jushiro:Yeah... Bye.
