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"Okay so we have 3 disappearances in the area. All of them evenly spaced out. Exactly 5 miles apart." I said while pointing that out on the map. "It looks like his next appearance should be towards the north. It also came to me that the victims are all petite, 20-30 year old, blonde haired woman. Which means he has a type. Alice do you think you can search the area for women with these aspects?" I asked.
"Yeah of course," She said as she dashed out of the room.
"Now the kidnapper and/or killer is always making sure that exactly 3 days has pasted before he goes for the next one. And the victims are always last seen at 3:37 pm. So if we time it right we can catch him at the time of the crime. Any questions?" I ranted.
"Very good Bella," Aro sadi clearly impressed. What now Bitch. I kept my face stoic and stood there with my hands behind my back. "What do you suggest we do?"
"I suggest we have someone go in undercover. prefferably someone who is very experience. Put a hidden camera somewhere on them. This guy is a perfectionist. We just have to make sure that we follow behind him or put a tracking device on his vehicle. If I'm right he'll keep her alive for at least 2 days." I said.
"Okay I'll take your word. I'll decide who's going. And nice job everybody. Why don't you all go out tonight, It'll help calm your nerves." Aro said while smiling.
"Hey Bella, you should go out with Alice, Edward and I." Jane said in a cheery voice.
"Sure," I said.
"Well Edward and Alice will meet up with us later. Come on I'll drive us to our hotel." She then took my hand draging me behind her like a lost puppy.
"You did well, considering it was your first day. You seemed confident. Why is that?" Jane asked. Ok so far I've adapted some type of friendship with her. I mean she reminds me of bestfriend back home in Forks. Although Leah was totally straight and sometimes was a bitch for no reason. I guess you could even say I care deeply for her... Just not in a lesbian way.
"Because I trust myself." I said.
"Okay here's a fun question. Whats your opinion on girl crushes?" She asked with a smile.
"That there is three levels. First level Is I love you, I wanna Be your Bestfriend. Second level is, I wanna be you, can I fucking have your life. And the third level is under the circumstances I would fuck you." I said simply. "My best friend Leah had said once to some random chick 'I can't tell if I wanna be you, or be on you. Can I just stare at you till I figure it out?' She was so plastered that night." I chuckled a little bit. Jane put her hand over mine. Fuck now I'm nerves.
"Hey guys," A high pitched voice said. Jane removed her hand from mine and gave her girlfriend a kiss. Alice glared at me. What the fuck did I do. Edward slid into the seat next to me.
"Hello ladies and gents. Tonight is karaoke night." said an annoucer. Everyone cheered. Alice the ngracefully got out of her seat whispered in the Dj's ear. She then took the Mic. The music started to play. Fuck I know this song. Everyone started clap with the beat.
"I judge by what she's wearing
Just how many heads I'm tearing
Off of assholes coming onto her
(Each night seems like it's getting worse)
And I wish she'd take the night off
So I don't have to fight off
Every asshole coming onto her
(It happens every night she works)
They'll go and ask the DJ
To find out just what would she say
If they all tried coming on to her
(Don't they know it's never going to work?)
They think they'll get inside her
With every drink they buy her
As they all try coming on to her
(This time somebody's gettin' hurt)
Here comes the next contestant
Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
I wish you'd do it again (I'll watch you leave here limping)
And I wish you'd do it again (I'll watch you leave here limping)
There goes the next contestant
And I even fear the ladies
They're cool but twice as crazy
Just as bad for coming onto her
(Don't they know it's never going to work?)
And each time she bats an eyelash
Somebody's grabbing her ass
Everyone keeps coming onto her
(This time somebody's gettin' hurt)
Here comes the next contestant
Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
I wish you'd do it again (I'll watch you leave here limping)
And I wish you'd do it again (I'll watch you leave here limping)
There goes the next contestant
I'm hateing what she's wearing
Everybody here keeps staring
Can't wait til they get what they deserve
This time somebody's gettin' hurt
Here comes the next contestant
Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
I wish you'd do it again (I'll watch you leave here limping)
And I wish you'd do it again (I'll watch you leave here limping)
And I wish you'd do it again (each night seems like it's getting worse)
And I wish you'd do it again (this time somebody's gettin' hurt)
There goes the next contestant" She sang.
Everyone was cheering. Damn she sounded like an angel. With this sexy ass voice. She then came back to our table.
"That was sexy as hell babe," Jane said. "Bella you should go next."
"I don't think so." I said.
"Oh come quit being a pussy," Edward said. I glared at him got up went to the DJ.
"Number 69 please," I said with a smile. he smirked and handed me the Mic. Every one started to clap in time. I smirked.
"I'm a player and I know it
But with you girl I never ever show it
I've got to got to put my move on
Get my groove on I get down with my shoes on
I'm just a freak everyday of the week
I need to find a new girl to come play with me
Here kitty kitty we can get busy
You're so young and oh so pretty" I got In some pretty blondes face and sang.
"So gimme gimme that sauce girl aw girl
Maybe we could hit it off girl
Gimme gimme that sauce girl aw girl aw girl" I then got out of her face and strutted toward a ginger.
"I'm a player
Said I'm a player for sure
But you'll never know" I smirked at her and saucily sang.
"And in the mornin after half past ten
We could fire it up an' like do it again
On the kitchen counter or even in the shower
Minute after minute hour after hour
I got the power of the funk y'all
I make her jump y'all
We go bump bump bump y'all
But in the evenin my mind starts schemin
I ain't got all day girl, you best be leavin" I went to the middle of the room looked around and sang.
"Watch out ladies I'm a sex fiend
Since I was sixteen I make the chicks scream
I'm a player
Said I'm a player for sure
But you'll never know" I walked over back to our table looked at Jane and winked and sang.
"But on the reel I stand five foot eight
I ain't got no game I just hope and wait
I'm waitin for my angel to fall from the sky
I've been waitin all my life
I can't lie I can't deny
Got no dough and I got no ride
But oh baby I can do you right
And I can make love like paradise" I turned away from them and sang to the crowd.
"I'm a player
Said I'm a player for sure
But you'll never know" I then bowed and gave the Mic back to the Dj. Everyone way was still applauding for me.
"So your a Player," Edward asked with a smirk.
"Yup," I said stoicly. Jane was smiling at me and Alice looked like she wanted to kill me. Oh well bitch.
The first song was The NExt Contestant by Nickelback.
The second song was I'm A Player by KGB.
